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  1. Tone

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    Hi jjordieI'm pleased you enjoyed it. I can't cope with dialect so I hope I can understand people when I go to Wymondham on Sunday! :D :D-------------- shiney
    Hi jjordieI'm pleased you enjoyed it. I can't cope with dialect so I hope I can understand people when I go to Wymondham on Sunday! :D :D-------------- shiney
    Hi jjordieI'm pleased you enjoyed it. I can't cope with dialect so I hope I can understand people when I go to Wymondham on Sunday! :D :D-------------- shiney
    Hi jjordieI'm pleased you enjoyed it. I can't cope with dialect so I hope I can understand people when I go to Wymondham on Sunday! :D :D-------------- shiney
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  2. Jack by the hedge

    Shop Around

    glenw, I think you are very lucky to have had so little trouble on ebay. If I total my transactions with those of a good friend of mine they probably come to about a hundred and together, I would...
    glenw, I think you are very lucky to have had so little trouble on ebay. If I total my transactions with those of a good friend of mine they probably come to about a hundred and together, I would say about 15% of the deals have not been satisfactory...items not as described, damaged items, items...
    glenw, I think you are very lucky to have had so little trouble on ebay. If I total my transactions with those of a good friend of mine they probably come to about a hundred and together, I would say about 15% of the deals have not been...
    glenw, I think you are very lucky to have had so little trouble on ebay. If I total my transactions with those of a good friend of mine they probably come to about a hundred and together, I would...
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  3. UsedtobeDendy

    Cheap CDs....

    I don't know about the Tesco discs, but many numbers on cheap compilations of, for example Dean Martin or Frank Sinatra,are made from radio or live broadcasts rather than the commercially recorded...
    I don't know about the Tesco discs, but many numbers on cheap compilations of, for example Dean Martin or Frank Sinatra,are made from radio or live broadcasts rather than the commercially recorded discs that people might expect. I understand that sound recordings go out of copyright after 50...
    I don't know about the Tesco discs, but many numbers on cheap compilations of, for example Dean Martin or Frank Sinatra,are made from radio or live broadcasts rather than the commercially recorded discs that people might expect. I understand that...
    I don't know about the Tesco discs, but many numbers on cheap compilations of, for example Dean Martin or Frank Sinatra,are made from radio or live broadcasts rather than the commercially recorded...
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  4. roders

    KINGSMILL ADVERT..

    Oh, bless you, my Italian beauty! xx
    Oh, bless you, my Italian beauty! xx
    Oh, bless you, my Italian beauty! xx
    Oh, bless you, my Italian beauty! xx
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  5. UsedtobeDendy

    Not much going on in the Hobbies section today.....

    It can't be my pic of New Lanark, can it, LoL? That would be quite demanding, I would think!Glad there's one of you artistsstill around!Thanks for your kind offer, BM - your pictures are...
    It can't be my pic of New Lanark, can it, LoL? That would be quite demanding, I would think!Glad there's one of you artistsstill around!Thanks for your kind offer, BM - your pictures are always highly interesting! They probably reveal some hidden details of your innermost banana-psyche. ...
    It can't be my pic of New Lanark, can it, LoL? That would be quite demanding, I would think!Glad there's one of you artistsstill around!Thanks for your kind offer, BM - your pictures are always highly interesting! They probably reveal some...
    It can't be my pic of New Lanark, can it, LoL? That would be quite demanding, I would think!Glad there's one of you artistsstill around!Thanks for your kind offer, BM - your pictures are...
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  6. Stingo

    Vera Drake

    Thanks, Kedi-gato for informing of the aristocratic origins of saucer-drinking in this country. When I was a lik'l lad (in the 50s) it was looked down upon as a very "infra-dig" thing to do, even...
    Thanks, Kedi-gato for informing of the aristocratic origins of saucer-drinking in this country. When I was a lik'l lad (in the 50s) it was looked down upon as a very "infra-dig" thing to do, even by the lower classes from which I originated (and still belong to!). The idea of cooling the tea is...
    Thanks, Kedi-gato for informing of the aristocratic origins of saucer-drinking in this country. When I was a lik'l lad (in the 50s) it was looked down upon as a very "infra-dig" thing to do, even by the lower classes from which I originated (and...
    Thanks, Kedi-gato for informing of the aristocratic origins of saucer-drinking in this country. When I was a lik'l lad (in the 50s) it was looked down upon as a very "infra-dig" thing to do, even...
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  7. Webmaster

    What do you think of .......

    Very twee and actually i like it, wish i had a place like that, to hide away in.
    Very twee and actually i like it, wish i had a place like that, to hide away in.
    Very twee and actually i like it, wish i had a place like that, to hide away in.
    Very twee and actually i like it, wish i had a place like that, to hide away in.
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  8. Scotkat

    21st gift

    Did anything happen in 1986? Only joking, Scotkat! :DMy only memories of that time involve looking after my own 3 small children, and starting teaching, so I was maybe understandably...
    Did anything happen in 1986? Only joking, Scotkat! :DMy only memories of that time involve looking after my own 3 small children, and starting teaching, so I was maybe understandably distracted from major world events....I've seen the sort of book I think you mean, since I was given...
    Did anything happen in 1986? Only joking, Scotkat! :DMy only memories of that time involve looking after my own 3 small children, and starting teaching, so I was maybe understandably distracted from major world events....I've seen the...
    Did anything happen in 1986? Only joking, Scotkat! :DMy only memories of that time involve looking after my own 3 small children, and starting teaching, so I was maybe understandably...
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  9. miraflores

    addicted to youtube...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE0ODrmaiFE&NRfor a while... crocodile..!!XXXXXXXXX...p.s. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4sIthaqZLY&mode=related&search= [ 18. February 2007, 01:33 PM:...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE0ODrmaiFE&NRfor a while... crocodile..!!XXXXXXXXX...p.s. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4sIthaqZLY&mode=related&search= [ 18. February 2007, 01:33 PM: Message edited by: lukus ]
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE0ODrmaiFE&NRfor a while... crocodile..!!XXXXXXXXX...p.s. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4sIthaqZLY&mode=related&search= [ 18. February 2007, 01:33 PM: Message edited by: lukus ]
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE0ODrmaiFE&NRfor a while... crocodile..!!XXXXXXXXX...p.s. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4sIthaqZLY&mode=related&search= [ 18. February 2007, 01:33 PM:...
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  10. Clematis

    "SENIOR MOMENT"

    Sorry waco i don't think the tablets would cure a hangover, however to cure a hangover, drink a pint of water before you retire to bed and you will be fine in the morning.
    Sorry waco i don't think the tablets would cure a hangover, however to cure a hangover, drink a pint of water before you retire to bed and you will be fine in the morning.
    Sorry waco i don't think the tablets would cure a hangover, however to cure a hangover, drink a pint of water before you retire to bed and you will be fine in the morning.
    Sorry waco i don't think the tablets would cure a hangover, however to cure a hangover, drink a pint of water before you retire to bed and you will be fine in the morning.
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  11. Banana Man

    Steve Irwin

    You dont approach a crocodile.Not if you have any sense that is. :D
    You dont approach a crocodile.Not if you have any sense that is. :D
    You dont approach a crocodile.Not if you have any sense that is. :D
    You dont approach a crocodile.Not if you have any sense that is. :D
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  12. KevinO

    SNOW!!!

    we had snow in w.wales. up to 10" in places, where i needed to be to mend the chicken runs. but the snow was only here for about 3 days and melted last sat, enabling me to do some heavy digging work.
    we had snow in w.wales. up to 10" in places, where i needed to be to mend the chicken runs. but the snow was only here for about 3 days and melted last sat, enabling me to do some heavy digging work.
    we had snow in w.wales. up to 10" in places, where i needed to be to mend the chicken runs. but the snow was only here for about 3 days and melted last sat, enabling me to do some heavy digging work.
    we had snow in w.wales. up to 10" in places, where i needed to be to mend the chicken runs. but the snow was only here for about 3 days and melted last sat, enabling me to do some heavy digging work.
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  13. Kandy

    Battery Poultry

    Banana sausages,hmmmmm not sure about that one but will make one in your honour and let you know what it tastes like but not getting my hopes up!! I keep Berkshires and love them to bits and...
    Banana sausages,hmmmmm not sure about that one but will make one in your honour and let you know what it tastes like but not getting my hopes up!! I keep Berkshires and love them to bits and only eat the ones not suitable for breeding. Can email you pics if your interested as havent worked...
    Banana sausages,hmmmmm not sure about that one but will make one in your honour and let you know what it tastes like but not getting my hopes up!! I keep Berkshires and love them to bits and only eat the ones not suitable for breeding. Can...
    Banana sausages,hmmmmm not sure about that one but will make one in your honour and let you know what it tastes like but not getting my hopes up!! I keep Berkshires and love them to bits and...
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  14. jjordie

    Is there an horologist on GC?

    The question arises, of how exactly the offending objects got in there!! Love it, Jjordie - and hope it does right itself, before too long.
    The question arises, of how exactly the offending objects got in there!! Love it, Jjordie - and hope it does right itself, before too long.
    The question arises, of how exactly the offending objects got in there!! Love it, Jjordie - and hope it does right itself, before too long.
    The question arises, of how exactly the offending objects got in there!! Love it, Jjordie - and hope it does right itself, before too long.
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  15. Blackthorn

    If you drive a car, please read -

    Reported in The Indepedent Newspaper today:Some ministers are furious at the way the Downing Street website - launched as part of Tony Blair's modernisation agenda - has backfired on the Transport...
    Reported in The Indepedent Newspaper today:Some ministers are furious at the way the Downing Street website - launched as part of Tony Blair's modernisation agenda - has backfired on the Transport Secretary. One minister said the idea of allowing an electronic petition to be signed on the No 10...
    Reported in The Indepedent Newspaper today:Some ministers are furious at the way the Downing Street website - launched as part of Tony Blair's modernisation agenda - has backfired on the Transport Secretary. One minister said the idea of allowing...
    Reported in The Indepedent Newspaper today:Some ministers are furious at the way the Downing Street website - launched as part of Tony Blair's modernisation agenda - has backfired on the Transport...
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  16. weekend gardener

    pics

    Hi Bm,i have downloaded the pics that i want and put a tick in the box beside the photos what do i do next?
    Hi Bm,i have downloaded the pics that i want and put a tick in the box beside the photos what do i do next?
    Hi Bm,i have downloaded the pics that i want and put a tick in the box beside the photos what do i do next?
    Hi Bm,i have downloaded the pics that i want and put a tick in the box beside the photos what do i do next?
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  17. elainefiz

    Sunny skies....

    Trouble with caravanning is you cannot just zoom off when you feel like it - not if you want a decent site and are stuck with school holidays. Last year we started to use the little CLs ( mainly...
    Trouble with caravanning is you cannot just zoom off when you feel like it - not if you want a decent site and are stuck with school holidays. Last year we started to use the little CLs ( mainly farm sites for those not in the Caravan Club) Even those have got booked up this year and I think the...
    Trouble with caravanning is you cannot just zoom off when you feel like it - not if you want a decent site and are stuck with school holidays. Last year we started to use the little CLs ( mainly farm sites for those not in the Caravan Club) Even...
    Trouble with caravanning is you cannot just zoom off when you feel like it - not if you want a decent site and are stuck with school holidays. Last year we started to use the little CLs ( mainly...
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  18. miraflores

    HAPPY VALENTINE

    happy valentines everyone, that was a lovely pleasant tune miraflores, have a lovely day
    happy valentines everyone, that was a lovely pleasant tune miraflores, have a lovely day
    happy valentines everyone, that was a lovely pleasant tune miraflores, have a lovely day
    happy valentines everyone, that was a lovely pleasant tune miraflores, have a lovely day
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  19. Bunslip

    Guinness is good for you

    Which shows how effectie that might be as a solution.... :rolleyes: Well, never mind, it's a bit public to do it anyway.......
    Which shows how effectie that might be as a solution.... :rolleyes: Well, never mind, it's a bit public to do it anyway.......
    Which shows how effectie that might be as a solution.... :rolleyes: Well, never mind, it's a bit public to do it anyway.......
    Which shows how effectie that might be as a solution.... :rolleyes: Well, never mind, it's a bit public to do it anyway.......
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  20. macleaf

    chalk

    Sounds like a story from a Hammer horror film. Draw a pentacle in a magic circle with chalk to keep the nasties away
    Sounds like a story from a Hammer horror film. Draw a pentacle in a magic circle with chalk to keep the nasties away
    Sounds like a story from a Hammer horror film. Draw a pentacle in a magic circle with chalk to keep the nasties away
    Sounds like a story from a Hammer horror film. Draw a pentacle in a magic circle with chalk to keep the nasties away
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