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  2. Michael Hewett

    Help re photo editing etc

    I have Long John Silver's copy Photoshop CS4 and it does everything you could wish. Regarding cropping to size, you just set the ratio to 10 x 14 and crop away. Once you position the crop you can...
    I have Long John Silver's copy Photoshop CS4 and it does everything you could wish. Regarding cropping to size, you just set the ratio to 10 x 14 and crop away. Once you position the crop you can move it around to suit before finally committing.
    I have Long John Silver's copy Photoshop CS4 and it does everything you could wish. Regarding cropping to size, you just set the ratio to 10 x 14 and crop away. Once you position the crop you can move it around to suit before finally committing.
    I have Long John Silver's copy Photoshop CS4 and it does everything you could wish. Regarding cropping to size, you just set the ratio to 10 x 14 and crop away. Once you position the crop you can...
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  3. Sheal

    Banks

    I sympathise We banked with Barclays for 40+ years. When we decided to move to Scotland 5 1/2 years ago, it meant selling our house before we left the Isle of Man and the money going into our...
    I sympathise We banked with Barclays for 40+ years. When we decided to move to Scotland 5 1/2 years ago, it meant selling our house before we left the Isle of Man and the money going into our bank account. We expected it to be transferred to a newly opened Barclays account here, because the...
    I sympathise We banked with Barclays for 40+ years. When we decided to move to Scotland 5 1/2 years ago, it meant selling our house before we left the Isle of Man and the money going into our bank account. We expected it to be transferred to a...
    I sympathise We banked with Barclays for 40+ years. When we decided to move to Scotland 5 1/2 years ago, it meant selling our house before we left the Isle of Man and the money going into our...
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  4. shiney
    Friendly x 3

    Happy birthday Fat Controller

    Thank you @Logan
    Thank you @Logan
    Thank you @Logan
    Thank you @Logan
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  5. shiney

    Any Coin Collectors Out There?

    Thanks @JWK
    Thanks @JWK
    Thanks @JWK
    Thanks @JWK
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  6. Fat Controller
    Agree x 4

    RIP Anna Karen

    Yeah, who would have thought she was 85? Time flies. Actually when you see here in "on the buses" she looks pretty normal these days and quite slim.:roflol:
    Yeah, who would have thought she was 85? Time flies. Actually when you see here in "on the buses" she looks pretty normal these days and quite slim.:roflol:
    Yeah, who would have thought she was 85? Time flies. Actually when you see here in "on the buses" she looks pretty normal these days and quite slim.:roflol:
    Yeah, who would have thought she was 85? Time flies. Actually when you see here in "on the buses" she looks pretty normal these days and quite slim.:roflol:
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  7. Logan
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  9. shiney

    Do You Want To Be A Magistrate?

    Reminds me of my short stint as a call centre worker here in the UK. Long story short, the Irish callers faced a challenge with this young Nordic trying to take down their details."Can I take...
    Reminds me of my short stint as a call centre worker here in the UK. Long story short, the Irish callers faced a challenge with this young Nordic trying to take down their details."Can I take your name please?" "Sure, it's ARRRR." "Thanks, would you mind spelling that for me?" "It's ARRR for...
    Reminds me of my short stint as a call centre worker here in the UK. Long story short, the Irish callers faced a challenge with this young Nordic trying to take down their details."Can I take your name please?" "Sure, it's ARRRR." "Thanks,...
    Reminds me of my short stint as a call centre worker here in the UK. Long story short, the Irish callers faced a challenge with this young Nordic trying to take down their details."Can I take...
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  10. Tomcat
    Informative x 3

    Well , l never knew that ! ……

    You can make a natural instant soap with a handful of ceanothus flowers and a little bit of water, rubbing together to create a lather in your hands. A little rinse of water and your hands will be...
    You can make a natural instant soap with a handful of ceanothus flowers and a little bit of water, rubbing together to create a lather in your hands. A little rinse of water and your hands will be clean.
    You can make a natural instant soap with a handful of ceanothus flowers and a little bit of water, rubbing together to create a lather in your hands. A little rinse of water and your hands will be clean.
    You can make a natural instant soap with a handful of ceanothus flowers and a little bit of water, rubbing together to create a lather in your hands. A little rinse of water and your hands will be...
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  11. pete
    Funny x 7

    New Highway code rules on the way.

    I'm wondering if the passing distance that is being reinforced for cars passing bikes also applies to bikes passing cars. Yesterday in slow moving traffic, (is there any other kind these days), a...
    I'm wondering if the passing distance that is being reinforced for cars passing bikes also applies to bikes passing cars. Yesterday in slow moving traffic, (is there any other kind these days), a bike overtook me and clipped my door mirror, now if that had happened when I was passing him I'm...
    I'm wondering if the passing distance that is being reinforced for cars passing bikes also applies to bikes passing cars. Yesterday in slow moving traffic, (is there any other kind these days), a bike overtook me and clipped my door mirror, now...
    I'm wondering if the passing distance that is being reinforced for cars passing bikes also applies to bikes passing cars. Yesterday in slow moving traffic, (is there any other kind these days), a...
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  12. Logan
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  13. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Perki

    Happy birthday @Perki, sorry it's late but hope you had a lovely day xx
    Happy birthday @Perki, sorry it's late but hope you had a lovely day xx
    Happy birthday @Perki, sorry it's late but hope you had a lovely day xx
    Happy birthday @Perki, sorry it's late but hope you had a lovely day xx
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  14. shiney
    Informative x 3

    Energy Prices - Important To Read Your Meters

    I've just done a quick calculation on the difference between the fixed rate they have offered and the variable rate they have offered. Then made an assumption that the prices would go up 24% in...
    I've just done a quick calculation on the difference between the fixed rate they have offered and the variable rate they have offered. Then made an assumption that the prices would go up 24% in Oct, 10% next April and 10% next Oct.Assuming we consume the same amount of gas and electricity we...
    I've just done a quick calculation on the difference between the fixed rate they have offered and the variable rate they have offered. Then made an assumption that the prices would go up 24% in Oct, 10% next April and 10% next Oct.Assuming we...
    I've just done a quick calculation on the difference between the fixed rate they have offered and the variable rate they have offered. Then made an assumption that the prices would go up 24% in...
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  15. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday!!

    Happy birthday @joolz68 xx
    Happy birthday @joolz68 xx
    Happy birthday @joolz68 xx
    Happy birthday @joolz68 xx
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  16. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Roders!!

    Happy Birthday! I hope your day has been wonderful so far :)
    Happy Birthday! I hope your day has been wonderful so far :)
    Happy Birthday! I hope your day has been wonderful so far :)
    Happy Birthday! I hope your day has been wonderful so far :)
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  17. Sian in Belgium
    Friendly x 9

    Apologies for my absence…

    Nice to see you here again @Sian in Belgium :dbgrtmb:
    Nice to see you here again @Sian in Belgium :dbgrtmb:
    Nice to see you here again @Sian in Belgium :dbgrtmb:
    Nice to see you here again @Sian in Belgium :dbgrtmb:
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  18. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday!!

    Hope you have a fabulous day xx
    Hope you have a fabulous day xx
    Hope you have a fabulous day xx
    Hope you have a fabulous day xx
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  19. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Flumpy!!

    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
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  20. Jocko

    Tha Gàidhlig glè mhath.

    Thank you. I certainly need it with the grammar and the spelling.
    Thank you. I certainly need it with the grammar and the spelling.
    Thank you. I certainly need it with the grammar and the spelling.
    Thank you. I certainly need it with the grammar and the spelling.
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