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  1. weekend gardener

    dieting

    All of QVC's a rip-off!! If the price is reasonable they sting you for shipping!!
    All of QVC's a rip-off!! If the price is reasonable they sting you for shipping!!
    All of QVC's a rip-off!! If the price is reasonable they sting you for shipping!!
    All of QVC's a rip-off!! If the price is reasonable they sting you for shipping!!
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  2. Fran

    A little light relief

    A few home truth's there Fran :D
    A few home truth's there Fran :D
    A few home truth's there Fran :D
    A few home truth's there Fran :D
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  3. jjordie

    Global Warming (again)

    I dont really know Geoff, speed is everything these days, if its not fast it wont work,..... I dont think.
    I dont really know Geoff, speed is everything these days, if its not fast it wont work,..... I dont think.
    I dont really know Geoff, speed is everything these days, if its not fast it wont work,..... I dont think.
    I dont really know Geoff, speed is everything these days, if its not fast it wont work,..... I dont think.
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  4. rosa

    snow glorious snow

    :D :D I can imagine what your springer looked like. My Cav loved our 4 inches of snow today and spent a lot of the day leaping around the garden (so much for pristine surfaces :D ), I then...
    :D :D I can imagine what your springer looked like. My Cav loved our 4 inches of snow today and spent a lot of the day leaping around the garden (so much for pristine surfaces :D ), I then spent time removing his snow baubles. Fortunately not as frozen as the last time I had to do it.
    :D :D I can imagine what your springer looked like. My Cav loved our 4 inches of snow today and spent a lot of the day leaping around the garden (so much for pristine surfaces :D ), I then spent time removing his snow baubles. Fortunately...
    :D :D I can imagine what your springer looked like. My Cav loved our 4 inches of snow today and spent a lot of the day leaping around the garden (so much for pristine surfaces :D ), I then...
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  5. Kandy

    Feed The Birds

    The birds were feeding very well from our feeders today but I decided to throw some seed all over the snow on the back lawn as well. The birds kept on going to the feeders and didn't touch the...
    The birds were feeding very well from our feeders today but I decided to throw some seed all over the snow on the back lawn as well. The birds kept on going to the feeders and didn't touch the feed on the ground. I suppose they wanted to keep their feet warm and dry!Mrs shiney has just said...
    The birds were feeding very well from our feeders today but I decided to throw some seed all over the snow on the back lawn as well. The birds kept on going to the feeders and didn't touch the feed on the ground. I suppose they wanted to keep...
    The birds were feeding very well from our feeders today but I decided to throw some seed all over the snow on the back lawn as well. The birds kept on going to the feeders and didn't touch the...
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  6. Daisies

    Can you remember the name of this TV show?

    Oh yes, should have said, it was an obscure US output. Didn't get much of an airing - usually around 1130 at night. And it was back in the 80s or even earlier.Police Squad .... mmmm. Not sure...
    Oh yes, should have said, it was an obscure US output. Didn't get much of an airing - usually around 1130 at night. And it was back in the 80s or even earlier.Police Squad .... mmmm. Not sure about that. Definitely not Leslie Neilson. They weren't film actors, any of them.
    Oh yes, should have said, it was an obscure US output. Didn't get much of an airing - usually around 1130 at night. And it was back in the 80s or even earlier.Police Squad .... mmmm. Not sure about that. Definitely not Leslie Neilson. They...
    Oh yes, should have said, it was an obscure US output. Didn't get much of an airing - usually around 1130 at night. And it was back in the 80s or even earlier.Police Squad .... mmmm. Not sure...
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  7. carleton

    re turfing my lawn

    I wouldn't do that - though the old grass will rot down, it takes time. Also all the weeds of the previous lawn will just grow through. Far better to remove the old turf and prepare the surface...
    I wouldn't do that - though the old grass will rot down, it takes time. Also all the weeds of the previous lawn will just grow through. Far better to remove the old turf and prepare the surface properly prior to returfing.
    I wouldn't do that - though the old grass will rot down, it takes time. Also all the weeds of the previous lawn will just grow through. Far better to remove the old turf and prepare the surface properly prior to returfing.
    I wouldn't do that - though the old grass will rot down, it takes time. Also all the weeds of the previous lawn will just grow through. Far better to remove the old turf and prepare the surface...
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  8. Jack by the hedge

    Young carers' (channel4) location

    I did see this programme and was quite appalled at the blind couple who didn't seem to do anything other than smoke and have more children.One of the daughters (young carer) tried to commit...
    I did see this programme and was quite appalled at the blind couple who didn't seem to do anything other than smoke and have more children.One of the daughters (young carer) tried to commit suiside when she was 8 I think it was.I thought such a shame that this situation was being "allowed",...
    I did see this programme and was quite appalled at the blind couple who didn't seem to do anything other than smoke and have more children.One of the daughters (young carer) tried to commit suiside when she was 8 I think it was.I thought such...
    I did see this programme and was quite appalled at the blind couple who didn't seem to do anything other than smoke and have more children.One of the daughters (young carer) tried to commit...
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  9. boygardener

    cough cough

    All best wishes, BG - keep taking the tablets!No, pneumonia isn't very nice - my middle son had it twice (a bacterial rather than a viral one both times) when he was only a kid. I'm never...
    All best wishes, BG - keep taking the tablets!No, pneumonia isn't very nice - my middle son had it twice (a bacterial rather than a viral one both times) when he was only a kid. I'm never likely to forget just how nasty it was. So do take it easy, and don't push yourself too hard.BTW,...
    All best wishes, BG - keep taking the tablets!No, pneumonia isn't very nice - my middle son had it twice (a bacterial rather than a viral one both times) when he was only a kid. I'm never likely to forget just how nasty it was. So do take it...
    All best wishes, BG - keep taking the tablets!No, pneumonia isn't very nice - my middle son had it twice (a bacterial rather than a viral one both times) when he was only a kid. I'm never...
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  10. missdaisy

    Aches & Pains

    It's not just you!If you were using the rotavator yourself, then you'll definitely be feeling the muscles - those beasts are big and heavy, and trying to keep one going where you want it to go,...
    It's not just you!If you were using the rotavator yourself, then you'll definitely be feeling the muscles - those beasts are big and heavy, and trying to keep one going where you want it to go, rather than where it wants to go, well, that's not so easy......But "better half"?? Surely not!! ...
    It's not just you!If you were using the rotavator yourself, then you'll definitely be feeling the muscles - those beasts are big and heavy, and trying to keep one going where you want it to go, rather than where it wants to go, well, that's not...
    It's not just you!If you were using the rotavator yourself, then you'll definitely be feeling the muscles - those beasts are big and heavy, and trying to keep one going where you want it to go,...
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  11. Kandy

    Geography of Women and Men

    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
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  12. wildflower

    Bird flu..

    If you wish to buy poultry from a registered supplier they will have been innoculated and certified as such although lots of people breed their own hens that don't get innoculated for flu or...
    If you wish to buy poultry from a registered supplier they will have been innoculated and certified as such although lots of people breed their own hens that don't get innoculated for flu or salmonela the vast majority of egg laying hens in the UK are hybrids either the warren strain or the more...
    If you wish to buy poultry from a registered supplier they will have been innoculated and certified as such although lots of people breed their own hens that don't get innoculated for flu or salmonela the vast majority of egg laying hens in the...
    If you wish to buy poultry from a registered supplier they will have been innoculated and certified as such although lots of people breed their own hens that don't get innoculated for flu or...
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  13. Marley Farley

    You Yube does it again...!!!

    just forwarded the clip to all my yorkshire ex-pat friends, and a few who are still resident yorkshire folk! excellent clip!!!
    just forwarded the clip to all my yorkshire ex-pat friends, and a few who are still resident yorkshire folk! excellent clip!!!
    just forwarded the clip to all my yorkshire ex-pat friends, and a few who are still resident yorkshire folk! excellent clip!!!
    just forwarded the clip to all my yorkshire ex-pat friends, and a few who are still resident yorkshire folk! excellent clip!!!
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  14. eleagnus7

    knee problems after replacement

    I had acupuncture must be 30yrs ago now for severe backache I have never looked back not had a sore back since its a wonderful not to have back problems .I am waiting to see an orthpedic...
    I had acupuncture must be 30yrs ago now for severe backache I have never looked back not had a sore back since its a wonderful not to have back problems .I am waiting to see an orthpedic consultant been waiting since end of Nov although sore feet been bothering me for more than two yrs.I...
    I had acupuncture must be 30yrs ago now for severe backache I have never looked back not had a sore back since its a wonderful not to have back problems .I am waiting to see an orthpedic consultant been waiting since end of Nov although sore...
    I had acupuncture must be 30yrs ago now for severe backache I have never looked back not had a sore back since its a wonderful not to have back problems .I am waiting to see an orthpedic...
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  15. Victoria

    Eye Laser Surgery

    Thanks MMD. Hi, badsal72, haven't seen you for a while .... thing to do with specs, by the way! T'other half on wears the cheap things and I've got a few pairs for emergencies.The problem...
    Thanks MMD. Hi, badsal72, haven't seen you for a while .... thing to do with specs, by the way! T'other half on wears the cheap things and I've got a few pairs for emergencies.The problem isn't the cost ... well, it is because I think it's atrocious what they charge for prescription glasses...
    Thanks MMD. Hi, badsal72, haven't seen you for a while .... thing to do with specs, by the way! T'other half on wears the cheap things and I've got a few pairs for emergencies.The problem isn't the cost ... well, it is because I think it's...
    Thanks MMD. Hi, badsal72, haven't seen you for a while .... thing to do with specs, by the way! T'other half on wears the cheap things and I've got a few pairs for emergencies.The problem...
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  16. Fran

    A little light relief

    I'm going to show that to everyone I know!!! THANK YOU, Fran! :D
    I'm going to show that to everyone I know!!! THANK YOU, Fran! :D
    I'm going to show that to everyone I know!!! THANK YOU, Fran! :D
    I'm going to show that to everyone I know!!! THANK YOU, Fran! :D
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  17. Webmaster

    No Queueing this time at the Post Office ...

    Getting online to buy your road fund license ? :D
    Getting online to buy your road fund license ? :D
    Getting online to buy your road fund license ? :D
    Getting online to buy your road fund license ? :D
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  18. elainefiz

    Too fat to walk?

    how are you doing after your operations ,Elagnus?I hope fine !!
    how are you doing after your operations ,Elagnus?I hope fine !!
    how are you doing after your operations ,Elagnus?I hope fine !!
    how are you doing after your operations ,Elagnus?I hope fine !!
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  19. Jack by the hedge

    Use-by dates

    :D :D I have got a bottle i keep in the fridge just for cooking with,,
    :D :D I have got a bottle i keep in the fridge just for cooking with,,
    :D :D I have got a bottle i keep in the fridge just for cooking with,,
    :D :D I have got a bottle i keep in the fridge just for cooking with,,
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  20. Webmaster

    What I did last night ....

    LOL kasabian... ;)
    LOL kasabian... ;)
    LOL kasabian... ;)
    LOL kasabian... ;)
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