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  1. music

    OLD SAYINGS??

    He who laughs last, didn't get the joke!
    He who laughs last, didn't get the joke!
    He who laughs last, didn't get the joke!
    He who laughs last, didn't get the joke!
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  2. Vince

    Lost Garden in Lincolnshire

    In 2020 I bought a house in the Lincolnshire fens with a 0.3 acre garden (loads of space?). Apparently not, I received a message from Carol today telling me what SHE has planned for MY garden,...
    In 2020 I bought a house in the Lincolnshire fens with a 0.3 acre garden (loads of space?). Apparently not, I received a message from Carol today telling me what SHE has planned for MY garden, it's a good job I love her but I'll get my veg plot somehow, even if I have to buy part of the adjacent...
    In 2020 I bought a house in the Lincolnshire fens with a 0.3 acre garden (loads of space?). Apparently not, I received a message from Carol today telling me what SHE has planned for MY garden, it's a good job I love her but I'll get my veg plot...
    In 2020 I bought a house in the Lincolnshire fens with a 0.3 acre garden (loads of space?). Apparently not, I received a message from Carol today telling me what SHE has planned for MY garden,...
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  3. Jocko

    Monkeypox.

    A notable proportion of early cases detected have been in gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men - however, officials are saying it is not a sexually transmitted disease but that the...
    A notable proportion of early cases detected have been in gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men - however, officials are saying it is not a sexually transmitted disease but that the virus is spread by prolonged skin-to-skin contact.
    A notable proportion of early cases detected have been in gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men - however, officials are saying it is not a sexually transmitted disease but that the virus is spread by prolonged skin-to-skin contact.
    A notable proportion of early cases detected have been in gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men - however, officials are saying it is not a sexually transmitted disease but that the...
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  4. Jocko

    Isle of Man part of Scotland.

    Haha Jocko, I wonder who made that mistake. :) The Isle of Man is part of the British Isles and not part of Scotland. Owned by the crown and overseen by a 'Governor' it is an independent island....
    Haha Jocko, I wonder who made that mistake. :) The Isle of Man is part of the British Isles and not part of Scotland. Owned by the crown and overseen by a 'Governor' it is an independent island. Although Peel is the original city, the new city is Douglas and has always been known as the capital. I...
    Haha Jocko, I wonder who made that mistake. :) The Isle of Man is part of the British Isles and not part of Scotland. Owned by the crown and overseen by a 'Governor' it is an independent island. Although Peel is the original city, the new city is...
    Haha Jocko, I wonder who made that mistake. :) The Isle of Man is part of the British Isles and not part of Scotland. Owned by the crown and overseen by a 'Governor' it is an independent island....
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  5. Gizmo

    old photos

    Thanks we have albums of family but not what they are after only want certain photos
    Thanks we have albums of family but not what they are after only want certain photos
    Thanks we have albums of family but not what they are after only want certain photos
    Thanks we have albums of family but not what they are after only want certain photos
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  6. Purple Streaks

    Using a kindle for photos

    So it doesn't look like I will be very lucky then Jacko at getting them on anything but the kindle itself..Though I must admit the photos were not bad which I took on the other kindle. But it...
    So it doesn't look like I will be very lucky then Jacko at getting them on anything but the kindle itself..Though I must admit the photos were not bad which I took on the other kindle. But it was only quick shots of the grandkids.This kindle I use mainly for reading books , save having...
    So it doesn't look like I will be very lucky then Jacko at getting them on anything but the kindle itself..Though I must admit the photos were not bad which I took on the other kindle. But it was only quick shots of the grandkids.This...
    So it doesn't look like I will be very lucky then Jacko at getting them on anything but the kindle itself..Though I must admit the photos were not bad which I took on the other kindle. But it...
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  7. Fat Controller

    Check, or cancel, your Direct Debits!

    Certainly agree. :blue thumb:
    Certainly agree. :blue thumb:
    Certainly agree. :blue thumb:
    Certainly agree. :blue thumb:
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  8. Jocko

    Are birds clever or what?

    They should do the job nicely. :)
    They should do the job nicely. :)
    They should do the job nicely. :)
    They should do the job nicely. :)
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  9. Kym

    Querying prices.

    I showed the pictures to my gardener who does our hedges. He reckons, from what he can see in the photos, that it should easily be done in two hours - including clearing up.
    I showed the pictures to my gardener who does our hedges. He reckons, from what he can see in the photos, that it should easily be done in two hours - including clearing up.
    I showed the pictures to my gardener who does our hedges. He reckons, from what he can see in the photos, that it should easily be done in two hours - including clearing up.
    I showed the pictures to my gardener who does our hedges. He reckons, from what he can see in the photos, that it should easily be done in two hours - including clearing up.
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  10. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Shane

    Happy birthday, @Shaneoak ! :birthday:
    Happy birthday, @Shaneoak ! :birthday:
    Happy birthday, @Shaneoak ! :birthday:
    Happy birthday, @Shaneoak ! :birthday:
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  11. Purple Streaks

    Waiting for seed.....

    None promised to me :)
    None promised to me :)
    None promised to me :)
    None promised to me :)
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  12. Logan

    Daisy the Newfoundland that lives with Charlie the golden retriever

    Daisy has a swim
    Daisy has a swim
    Daisy has a swim
    Daisy has a swim
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  13. Jocko
    Like x 3

    Amateur Spacemen.

    Liam is the guitarist on the right.
    Liam is the guitarist on the right.
    Liam is the guitarist on the right.
    Liam is the guitarist on the right.
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  14. Palustris

    Me on a tiger

    It was a guess as their promenade used to look a bit like that.
    It was a guess as their promenade used to look a bit like that.
    It was a guess as their promenade used to look a bit like that.
    It was a guess as their promenade used to look a bit like that.
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  15. Jocko

    The only weather forecast I watch.

    I wanted to post a cheeky video but you had to download it, so I deleted it but cannot delete the text. Sorry
    I wanted to post a cheeky video but you had to download it, so I deleted it but cannot delete the text. Sorry
    I wanted to post a cheeky video but you had to download it, so I deleted it but cannot delete the text. Sorry
    I wanted to post a cheeky video but you had to download it, so I deleted it but cannot delete the text. Sorry
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  16. Jenny namaste
    Like x 9

    Bikes, bikes and more bikes

    The MotoHome™ - Architecture on Two Wheels: A Thesis Project by Jeremy Carman - YouTubeThe MotoHome™ and Jeremy Carman ride away after 2018 USC graduation - YouTube
    The MotoHome™ - Architecture on Two Wheels: A Thesis Project by Jeremy Carman - YouTubeThe MotoHome™ and Jeremy Carman ride away after 2018 USC graduation - YouTube
    The MotoHome™ - Architecture on Two Wheels: A Thesis Project by Jeremy Carman - YouTubeThe MotoHome™ and Jeremy Carman ride away after 2018 USC graduation - YouTube
    The MotoHome™ - Architecture on Two Wheels: A Thesis Project by Jeremy Carman - YouTubeThe MotoHome™ and Jeremy Carman ride away after 2018 USC graduation - YouTube
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  17. Black Dog

    Worst weather you remember

    I remember seeing the River Thames estuary at Southend frozen over in 1963 and snow continuing for weeks.1987 was the year of the hurricane and many trees were brought down in my area and the...
    I remember seeing the River Thames estuary at Southend frozen over in 1963 and snow continuing for weeks.1987 was the year of the hurricane and many trees were brought down in my area and the south/east of England. My neighbours lost a chimney stack and we were without power for...
    I remember seeing the River Thames estuary at Southend frozen over in 1963 and snow continuing for weeks.1987 was the year of the hurricane and many trees were brought down in my area and the south/east of England. My neighbours lost a chimney...
    I remember seeing the River Thames estuary at Southend frozen over in 1963 and snow continuing for weeks.1987 was the year of the hurricane and many trees were brought down in my area and the...
    Sheepinsnow 001.jpg Beast from the East Nicol St 1-3-18.jpg 059.JPG 065.JPG 002.JPG 004.JPG
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  18. Sheal

    Kindle

    Great jacko
    Great jacko
    Great jacko
    Great jacko
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  19. CanadianLori

    Aga - the "sign" that sits on it -??

    Yes, @Jocko that is how she made it sound. The way she talked, it was like it was something embroidered. Perhaps on a tea towel and hung on the handle?Thank you for looking but she was...
    Yes, @Jocko that is how she made it sound. The way she talked, it was like it was something embroidered. Perhaps on a tea towel and hung on the handle?Thank you for looking but she was referring to something "old style homey".
    Yes, @Jocko that is how she made it sound. The way she talked, it was like it was something embroidered. Perhaps on a tea towel and hung on the handle?Thank you for looking but she was referring to something "old style homey".
    Yes, @Jocko that is how she made it sound. The way she talked, it was like it was something embroidered. Perhaps on a tea towel and hung on the handle?Thank you for looking but she was...
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  20. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday @Jocko

    Thanks everyone.
    Thanks everyone.
    Thanks everyone.
    Thanks everyone.
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