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    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  1. pete

    Whats this used for

    Right.
    Right.
    Right.
    Right.
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  2. roders

    MEN ONLY....Warning.

    Good job you woke up and smelled the coffee ... or is it roses?
    Good job you woke up and smelled the coffee ... or is it roses?
    Good job you woke up and smelled the coffee ... or is it roses?
    Good job you woke up and smelled the coffee ... or is it roses?
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  3. Garden sponge

    IS BEING A NEIGHBOUR A DYING ART

    All the best, Jackie! It's nice to have friendly neighbours, isn't it - particularly when things are difficult. :rolleyes:
    All the best, Jackie! It's nice to have friendly neighbours, isn't it - particularly when things are difficult. :rolleyes:
    All the best, Jackie! It's nice to have friendly neighbours, isn't it - particularly when things are difficult. :rolleyes:
    All the best, Jackie! It's nice to have friendly neighbours, isn't it - particularly when things are difficult. :rolleyes:
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  4. windy miller

    Stop vehicle tracking-petition Blair

    No, Not just here, anyway Hb.
    No, Not just here, anyway Hb.
    No, Not just here, anyway Hb.
    No, Not just here, anyway Hb.
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  5. oldwinegum

    its 8.25 what are the odds of an improvment in program quality?

    Pete, While I am no expert, I think I would be inclined to give up. Biulding all that anticipation after all those years? well it could be damageing and I cant help feeling that you are doomed to...
    Pete, While I am no expert, I think I would be inclined to give up. Biulding all that anticipation after all those years? well it could be damageing and I cant help feeling that you are doomed to fail. ttfn
    Pete, While I am no expert, I think I would be inclined to give up. Biulding all that anticipation after all those years? well it could be damageing and I cant help feeling that you are doomed to fail. ttfn
    Pete, While I am no expert, I think I would be inclined to give up. Biulding all that anticipation after all those years? well it could be damageing and I cant help feeling that you are doomed to...
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  6. UsedtobeDendy

    another ROSLA disaster?

    How would anyone like to be the teacher of the Brown offspring? :eek: Now that's pressure!!I can't say I'm surprised "Our Gordon" has taken that position. Unlike many of the others, he did...
    How would anyone like to be the teacher of the Brown offspring? :eek: Now that's pressure!!I can't say I'm surprised "Our Gordon" has taken that position. Unlike many of the others, he did go through the state system himself, albeit at a time when there were Grammars and Secondary...
    How would anyone like to be the teacher of the Brown offspring? :eek: Now that's pressure!!I can't say I'm surprised "Our Gordon" has taken that position. Unlike many of the others, he did go through the state system himself, albeit at a...
    How would anyone like to be the teacher of the Brown offspring? :eek: Now that's pressure!!I can't say I'm surprised "Our Gordon" has taken that position. Unlike many of the others, he did...
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  7. roders

    Lion Embrace..

    I just saw this on Sky News 7 Days and it was absolutely beautiful to watch it live! But it was all too quick to capture the moment above, which is priceless.
    I just saw this on Sky News 7 Days and it was absolutely beautiful to watch it live! But it was all too quick to capture the moment above, which is priceless.
    I just saw this on Sky News 7 Days and it was absolutely beautiful to watch it live! But it was all too quick to capture the moment above, which is priceless.
    I just saw this on Sky News 7 Days and it was absolutely beautiful to watch it live! But it was all too quick to capture the moment above, which is priceless.
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  8. jjordie

    Signatures.

    Can't imagine where you saw that one Nathan......Is he teasing us, Jjordie?I love Leonora's one about cats and vacuums... :rolleyes:
    Can't imagine where you saw that one Nathan......Is he teasing us, Jjordie?I love Leonora's one about cats and vacuums... :rolleyes:
    Can't imagine where you saw that one Nathan......Is he teasing us, Jjordie?I love Leonora's one about cats and vacuums... :rolleyes:
    Can't imagine where you saw that one Nathan......Is he teasing us, Jjordie?I love Leonora's one about cats and vacuums... :rolleyes:
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  9. Stingo

    What is everyones age?

    :D Glad to hear it!
    :D Glad to hear it!
    :D Glad to hear it!
    :D Glad to hear it!
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  10. Honey Bee

    The Pleasures of being a Mother...... No 76

    Dear Honey-Bee, I understand your frustration and your horror. I myself hadn't seen one before in my life (and we are talking until a couple of months ago!) and now i could write a book on...
    Dear Honey-Bee, I understand your frustration and your horror. I myself hadn't seen one before in my life (and we are talking until a couple of months ago!) and now i could write a book on them....For those who don't know we are talking about head lice. I give you my "Italian" advice, as we...
    Dear Honey-Bee, I understand your frustration and your horror. I myself hadn't seen one before in my life (and we are talking until a couple of months ago!) and now i could write a book on them....For those who don't know we are talking about...
    Dear Honey-Bee, I understand your frustration and your horror. I myself hadn't seen one before in my life (and we are talking until a couple of months ago!) and now i could write a book on...
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  11. Blackthorn

    Gardeners Epitaphs

    Good one, Blackthorn! :D
    Good one, Blackthorn! :D
    Good one, Blackthorn! :D
    Good one, Blackthorn! :D
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  12. Jack by the hedge

    Song identification

    Also, if you hear something on the radio that you don't what the track name/artist is, enter 2580 (a staright line on your phone) on your mobile, let the music play for about 2 or 3 seconds,...
    Also, if you hear something on the radio that you don't what the track name/artist is, enter 2580 (a staright line on your phone) on your mobile, let the music play for about 2 or 3 seconds, almost instantly, you will be sent a text message with the name of the artist and track name. ;)Works...
    Also, if you hear something on the radio that you don't what the track name/artist is, enter 2580 (a staright line on your phone) on your mobile, let the music play for about 2 or 3 seconds, almost instantly, you will be sent a text message with...
    Also, if you hear something on the radio that you don't what the track name/artist is, enter 2580 (a staright line on your phone) on your mobile, let the music play for about 2 or 3 seconds,...
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  13. Fran

    Dreaming dreams

    I think I want to move to the coast. From Wales to Hampshire is out - the scenery and gardening may be wonderful but the property price on the coast is high for my budget which is round �£180k,...
    I think I want to move to the coast. From Wales to Hampshire is out - the scenery and gardening may be wonderful but the property price on the coast is high for my budget which is round �£180k, and the rain is, well wet, on that side. So am thinking of the Norfolk/Suffolk coast - further north...
    I think I want to move to the coast. From Wales to Hampshire is out - the scenery and gardening may be wonderful but the property price on the coast is high for my budget which is round �£180k, and the rain is, well wet, on that side. So am...
    I think I want to move to the coast. From Wales to Hampshire is out - the scenery and gardening may be wonderful but the property price on the coast is high for my budget which is round �£180k,...
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  14. Daisies

    The off-sick gardener

    Yup I think you got a case - particularly if you were specific about the reasons why you were requesting not to do on call. If its being done via the RCN - then there will be no risk of costs, so...
    Yup I think you got a case - particularly if you were specific about the reasons why you were requesting not to do on call. If its being done via the RCN - then there will be no risk of costs, so go for it. There's a good few cases now, where employers have been warned of potential problems, and...
    Yup I think you got a case - particularly if you were specific about the reasons why you were requesting not to do on call. If its being done via the RCN - then there will be no risk of costs, so go for it. There's a good few cases now, where...
    Yup I think you got a case - particularly if you were specific about the reasons why you were requesting not to do on call. If its being done via the RCN - then there will be no risk of costs, so...
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  15. Fran

    Quirky thought

    I'm happy with the conventional view expressed on the web site you quote HB. Most ancient history is a mixture of myth and fact. To quote the web site"Then as archaeology developed, the...
    I'm happy with the conventional view expressed on the web site you quote HB. Most ancient history is a mixture of myth and fact. To quote the web site"Then as archaeology developed, the artefacts of Iron Age Britain and Ireland began to be identified, and in important ways showed links with...
    I'm happy with the conventional view expressed on the web site you quote HB. Most ancient history is a mixture of myth and fact. To quote the web site"Then as archaeology developed, the artefacts of Iron Age Britain and Ireland began to be...
    I'm happy with the conventional view expressed on the web site you quote HB. Most ancient history is a mixture of myth and fact. To quote the web site"Then as archaeology developed, the...
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  16. Fran

    Would you go back?

    Waco, you had to muck out the horse AND GROOM? anyway we were so poor we only had one set of clothes between three kids, it was all right for my sisters! David.
    Waco, you had to muck out the horse AND GROOM? anyway we were so poor we only had one set of clothes between three kids, it was all right for my sisters! David.
    Waco, you had to muck out the horse AND GROOM? anyway we were so poor we only had one set of clothes between three kids, it was all right for my sisters! David.
    Waco, you had to muck out the horse AND GROOM? anyway we were so poor we only had one set of clothes between three kids, it was all right for my sisters! David.
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  17. pete

    The amazing shrinking beer bottle

    the old gordens gin is still the same as ever,however i am a little partial to a Jamaica rum,when out there you could go to the local shop and try at least 10 different grades free of charge,hence...
    the old gordens gin is still the same as ever,however i am a little partial to a Jamaica rum,when out there you could go to the local shop and try at least 10 different grades free of charge,hence you bought more than you wanted,quite clever really,on that subject we went into Ohios...
    the old gordens gin is still the same as ever,however i am a little partial to a Jamaica rum,when out there you could go to the local shop and try at least 10 different grades free of charge,hence you bought more than you wanted,quite clever...
    the old gordens gin is still the same as ever,however i am a little partial to a Jamaica rum,when out there you could go to the local shop and try at least 10 different grades free of charge,hence...
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  18. Liz

    This year....[or rather last]

    Liz, I remember my friend's was sweet but very pleasant. She had a dreadful sweet tooth and I not so much. She collected her berries from the hedgerows in Bucks where we lived near the Oxon...
    Liz, I remember my friend's was sweet but very pleasant. She had a dreadful sweet tooth and I not so much. She collected her berries from the hedgerows in Bucks where we lived near the Oxon border.I'll get back to you on this.
    Liz, I remember my friend's was sweet but very pleasant. She had a dreadful sweet tooth and I not so much. She collected her berries from the hedgerows in Bucks where we lived near the Oxon border.I'll get back to you on this.
    Liz, I remember my friend's was sweet but very pleasant. She had a dreadful sweet tooth and I not so much. She collected her berries from the hedgerows in Bucks where we lived near the Oxon...
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  19. Scotkat

    Freecycling

    I have often thought that some of the things given away would make a good living for someone with storage space, a van, and time to attend boot sales... However as the aim is to avoid things going...
    I have often thought that some of the things given away would make a good living for someone with storage space, a van, and time to attend boot sales... However as the aim is to avoid things going to landfill, does it matter what happens to things given away? Now that I can't get things from the...
    I have often thought that some of the things given away would make a good living for someone with storage space, a van, and time to attend boot sales... However as the aim is to avoid things going to landfill, does it matter what happens to...
    I have often thought that some of the things given away would make a good living for someone with storage space, a van, and time to attend boot sales... However as the aim is to avoid things going...
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  20. Victoria

    New Year's Resolutions

    no Roders not really - you should try dancing with Mr Waco!come to think of it - nou you shouldn't!
    no Roders not really - you should try dancing with Mr Waco!come to think of it - nou you shouldn't!
    no Roders not really - you should try dancing with Mr Waco!come to think of it - nou you shouldn't!
    no Roders not really - you should try dancing with Mr Waco!come to think of it - nou you shouldn't!
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