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  1. longk
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    A Monday Wander Around London

    It is at the edge of the rose garden in the inner circle. A lot of interesting planting in that area.
    It is at the edge of the rose garden in the inner circle. A lot of interesting planting in that area.
    It is at the edge of the rose garden in the inner circle. A lot of interesting planting in that area.
    It is at the edge of the rose garden in the inner circle. A lot of interesting planting in that area.
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  2. Clueless 1 v2

    Covid tests

    I have a theory as to why the tests sometimes report negative despite all the clues pointing to a positive case. My theory is only based on my own observations, so take it with a pinch of...
    I have a theory as to why the tests sometimes report negative despite all the clues pointing to a positive case. My theory is only based on my own observations, so take it with a pinch of salt.When I first became unwell, with all the covid symptoms, and two positive cases in my household, my...
    I have a theory as to why the tests sometimes report negative despite all the clues pointing to a positive case. My theory is only based on my own observations, so take it with a pinch of salt.When I first became unwell, with all the covid...
    I have a theory as to why the tests sometimes report negative despite all the clues pointing to a positive case. My theory is only based on my own observations, so take it with a pinch of...
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  3. Clueless 1 v2

    Ham shank

    I would go to see our local butcher. Except he decided to retire as soon as covid came along. He was a proper old school butcher, really nice man, very friendly, yet massive, and strangely...
    I would go to see our local butcher. Except he decided to retire as soon as covid came along. He was a proper old school butcher, really nice man, very friendly, yet massive, and strangely slightly terrifying. He knew his stuff.He handed the shop over to his son. He's a nice enough lad, but...
    I would go to see our local butcher. Except he decided to retire as soon as covid came along. He was a proper old school butcher, really nice man, very friendly, yet massive, and strangely slightly terrifying. He knew his stuff.He handed the...
    I would go to see our local butcher. Except he decided to retire as soon as covid came along. He was a proper old school butcher, really nice man, very friendly, yet massive, and strangely...
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  4. Sheal
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    NHS - Not all bad.

    It's interesting that our GP's often ask us if we take any exercise and in many cases it's that exercise/sport that causes the problem. Mr S not only jogged but played badminton (a fast sport) for...
    It's interesting that our GP's often ask us if we take any exercise and in many cases it's that exercise/sport that causes the problem. Mr S not only jogged but played badminton (a fast sport) for many years, the reason he now needs a hip replacement.
    It's interesting that our GP's often ask us if we take any exercise and in many cases it's that exercise/sport that causes the problem. Mr S not only jogged but played badminton (a fast sport) for many years, the reason he now needs a hip...
    It's interesting that our GP's often ask us if we take any exercise and in many cases it's that exercise/sport that causes the problem. Mr S not only jogged but played badminton (a fast sport) for...
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  5. Fat Controller

    Gaz and Leccy - Important info!

    As per my earlier point, that we outsourced it all to mostly international foreign companies. They have no real incentive to invest in UK energy self sufficiency.
    As per my earlier point, that we outsourced it all to mostly international foreign companies. They have no real incentive to invest in UK energy self sufficiency.
    As per my earlier point, that we outsourced it all to mostly international foreign companies. They have no real incentive to invest in UK energy self sufficiency.
    As per my earlier point, that we outsourced it all to mostly international foreign companies. They have no real incentive to invest in UK energy self sufficiency.
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  6. Purple Streaks

    Depression in children since covid

    @Purple Streaks sorry to hear that your grandson has had a difficult time.I'm afraid that from my perspective, the pandemic brought out the worst in many people, specifically the grown ups. By...
    @Purple Streaks sorry to hear that your grandson has had a difficult time.I'm afraid that from my perspective, the pandemic brought out the worst in many people, specifically the grown ups. By that I mean there was lots of publicity about the risk of killing a loved one just by breathing near...
    @Purple Streaks sorry to hear that your grandson has had a difficult time.I'm afraid that from my perspective, the pandemic brought out the worst in many people, specifically the grown ups. By that I mean there was lots of publicity about the...
    @Purple Streaks sorry to hear that your grandson has had a difficult time.I'm afraid that from my perspective, the pandemic brought out the worst in many people, specifically the grown ups. By...
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  7. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Woo!

    Good evening @Jack Sparrow and @JJ28 my friends and thank you my friends for your kind and friendly birthday greetings
    Good evening @Jack Sparrow and @JJ28 my friends and thank you my friends for your kind and friendly birthday greetings
    Good evening @Jack Sparrow and @JJ28 my friends and thank you my friends for your kind and friendly birthday greetings
    Good evening @Jack Sparrow and @JJ28 my friends and thank you my friends for your kind and friendly birthday greetings
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  8. pip

    Water meters

    Unfortunately, from a dispersal drainage point of view, we have very flat land here so the liquids just tend to seep away very slowly. One of the neighbours, who has a 2,000 gallon tank still...
    Unfortunately, from a dispersal drainage point of view, we have very flat land here so the liquids just tend to seep away very slowly. One of the neighbours, who has a 2,000 gallon tank still pumps his surface liquid into the field. It's an electric pump with a very long hose attached and, at...
    Unfortunately, from a dispersal drainage point of view, we have very flat land here so the liquids just tend to seep away very slowly. One of the neighbours, who has a 2,000 gallon tank still pumps his surface liquid into the field. It's an...
    Unfortunately, from a dispersal drainage point of view, we have very flat land here so the liquids just tend to seep away very slowly. One of the neighbours, who has a 2,000 gallon tank still...
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  9. Jocko

    PlantNet or Picture This?

    Like all these things it depends on the quality and size of the database they are searching in and how well curated this is. Plantnet is a citizen science project and depends on people submitting...
    Like all these things it depends on the quality and size of the database they are searching in and how well curated this is. Plantnet is a citizen science project and depends on people submitting accurately named pictures, however it is free. Picture This is also the name of a rock band.
    Like all these things it depends on the quality and size of the database they are searching in and how well curated this is. Plantnet is a citizen science project and depends on people submitting accurately named pictures, however it is...
    Like all these things it depends on the quality and size of the database they are searching in and how well curated this is. Plantnet is a citizen science project and depends on people submitting...
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  10. Janet mahay

    Even flies were suffering

    I put a bowll of water out for the birds yesterday afternoon when I looked a couple if hours later the bowl was full of flies or some other insect doing the doggie paddle in the water it was so...
    I put a bowll of water out for the birds yesterday afternoon when I looked a couple if hours later the bowl was full of flies or some other insect doing the doggie paddle in the water it was so funny I thought where are the flies now I know at the bottom of my garden doing the doggie paddle lol
    I put a bowll of water out for the birds yesterday afternoon when I looked a couple if hours later the bowl was full of flies or some other insect doing the doggie paddle in the water it was so funny I thought where are the flies now I know at...
    I put a bowll of water out for the birds yesterday afternoon when I looked a couple if hours later the bowl was full of flies or some other insect doing the doggie paddle in the water it was so...
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  11. capney

    Roof Cleaning?

    I'm a firm believer in the old saying, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.I do a quick visual of my roof from time to time, usually if there's been gale force wind, or if I notice anything unusual,...
    I'm a firm believer in the old saying, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.I do a quick visual of my roof from time to time, usually if there's been gale force wind, or if I notice anything unusual, and will get the roofer out if I think there's any need. But ordinarily, I leave it well alone. It...
    I'm a firm believer in the old saying, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.I do a quick visual of my roof from time to time, usually if there's been gale force wind, or if I notice anything unusual, and will get the roofer out if I think there's...
    I'm a firm believer in the old saying, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.I do a quick visual of my roof from time to time, usually if there's been gale force wind, or if I notice anything unusual,...
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  12. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Jack !!

    Happy Birthday @Jack Sparrow
    Happy Birthday @Jack Sparrow
    Happy Birthday @Jack Sparrow
    Happy Birthday @Jack Sparrow
    Feliz Aniversario 2.jpeg hap bir.jpg
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  13. KeithB

    Runner Beans

    You can help discourage them from going to seed by watering them very heavily two to three times a week (in this drought three times would be best). If you only water them lightly but frequently...
    You can help discourage them from going to seed by watering them very heavily two to three times a week (in this drought three times would be best). If you only water them lightly but frequently they will not send their roots deeper and the hot dry weather will make them want to set seed. :blue thumb:
    You can help discourage them from going to seed by watering them very heavily two to three times a week (in this drought three times would be best). If you only water them lightly but frequently they will not send their roots deeper and the hot...
    You can help discourage them from going to seed by watering them very heavily two to three times a week (in this drought three times would be best). If you only water them lightly but frequently...
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  14. Clueless 1 v2
    Funny x 3

    Hair dressing scissors

    True :old:.It meant that if I didn't promote work for myself I didn't earn the money that other jobs were earning. :heehee:
    True :old:.It meant that if I didn't promote work for myself I didn't earn the money that other jobs were earning. :heehee:
    True :old:.It meant that if I didn't promote work for myself I didn't earn the money that other jobs were earning. :heehee:
    True :old:.It meant that if I didn't promote work for myself I didn't earn the money that other jobs were earning. :heehee:
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  15. kazzawazza

    CCTV

    Looks a really nice bit of kit at circa £300/£500, but its perhaps more than we really wanted to pay.
    Looks a really nice bit of kit at circa £300/£500, but its perhaps more than we really wanted to pay.
    Looks a really nice bit of kit at circa £300/£500, but its perhaps more than we really wanted to pay.
    Looks a really nice bit of kit at circa £300/£500, but its perhaps more than we really wanted to pay.
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  16. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Redstar!

    Belated Birthday Wishes @redstar
    Belated Birthday Wishes @redstar
    Belated Birthday Wishes @redstar
    Belated Birthday Wishes @redstar
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  17. Clueless 1 v2

    Stealth inflation

    Thanks, that's made my day :)I was a youngster then, but by the mid 1980s I was just coming into my prime years. By the late 80s I was at an age where I took an interest in my health, not because...
    Thanks, that's made my day :)I was a youngster then, but by the mid 1980s I was just coming into my prime years. By the late 80s I was at an age where I took an interest in my health, not because it was the right thing to do, but because my hormones were raging and being a bright lad, I figured...
    Thanks, that's made my day :)I was a youngster then, but by the mid 1980s I was just coming into my prime years. By the late 80s I was at an age where I took an interest in my health, not because it was the right thing to do, but because my...
    Thanks, that's made my day :)I was a youngster then, but by the mid 1980s I was just coming into my prime years. By the late 80s I was at an age where I took an interest in my health, not because...
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  18. Jiffy
    Informative x 5

    Amazon Delivery

    We have Amazon Prime and it's very good next day delivery, most of the time we order things that we have bought before and cheaper. Some things we haven't bought before and have to know exactly...
    We have Amazon Prime and it's very good next day delivery, most of the time we order things that we have bought before and cheaper. Some things we haven't bought before and have to know exactly what you want, can send them back if needed. We also have a few Amazon smart speakers and if you've...
    We have Amazon Prime and it's very good next day delivery, most of the time we order things that we have bought before and cheaper. Some things we haven't bought before and have to know exactly what you want, can send them back if needed. We also...
    We have Amazon Prime and it's very good next day delivery, most of the time we order things that we have bought before and cheaper. Some things we haven't bought before and have to know exactly...
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  19. vbgr

    Anyone changed their conservatory roof from glass to celotex and batons.

    OK I’ll keep that in mind. Hopefully, when it comes I will have a brilliant idea. V
    OK I’ll keep that in mind. Hopefully, when it comes I will have a brilliant idea. V
    OK I’ll keep that in mind. Hopefully, when it comes I will have a brilliant idea. V
    OK I’ll keep that in mind. Hopefully, when it comes I will have a brilliant idea. V
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  20. Clueless 1 v2
    Like x 6

    Amazing experience

    Flying dragons were the only way ancients could describe all the UFO's flying about. Same with flying turtles. Turtle shell is the same shape as a UFO.
    Flying dragons were the only way ancients could describe all the UFO's flying about. Same with flying turtles. Turtle shell is the same shape as a UFO.
    Flying dragons were the only way ancients could describe all the UFO's flying about. Same with flying turtles. Turtle shell is the same shape as a UFO.
    Flying dragons were the only way ancients could describe all the UFO's flying about. Same with flying turtles. Turtle shell is the same shape as a UFO.
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