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  1. kasabian

    WARNING - Car Jackers

    Oh, I thought you meant you'd leave them in the car for the next toe-rag that tried to nick it!!
    Oh, I thought you meant you'd leave them in the car for the next toe-rag that tried to nick it!!
    Oh, I thought you meant you'd leave them in the car for the next toe-rag that tried to nick it!!
    Oh, I thought you meant you'd leave them in the car for the next toe-rag that tried to nick it!!
    kasabian, Jan 5, 2007
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    Daisies
    Jan 6, 2007
  2. tig

    what did santa bring you?

    Or the root of all evil dendy
    Or the root of all evil dendy
    Or the root of all evil dendy
    Or the root of all evil dendy
    tig, Dec 25, 2006 ... 2 3
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    Beefy
    Jan 6, 2007
  3. Daydreamer

    Last of the summer wine Christmas special

    There were two things that make me really ragged - LOTSW and Only fools and horses! They were funny the first time around but over Chrissy we've had solid days of them!
    There were two things that make me really ragged - LOTSW and Only fools and horses! They were funny the first time around but over Chrissy we've had solid days of them!
    There were two things that make me really ragged - LOTSW and Only fools and horses! They were funny the first time around but over Chrissy we've had solid days of them!
    There were two things that make me really ragged - LOTSW and Only fools and horses! They were funny the first time around but over Chrissy we've had solid days of them!
    Daydreamer, Jan 2, 2007
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    Daisies
    Jan 5, 2007
  4. jjordie

    Very Useful Items

    We used to use those needles in surgery, jjordie (well, surgical versions, of course!!!). In fact I worked with one surgeon who wouldn't use anything else. But guess what - he was always moaning...
    We used to use those needles in surgery, jjordie (well, surgical versions, of course!!!). In fact I worked with one surgeon who wouldn't use anything else. But guess what - he was always moaning because they'd kept losing their thread!!
    We used to use those needles in surgery, jjordie (well, surgical versions, of course!!!). In fact I worked with one surgeon who wouldn't use anything else. But guess what - he was always moaning because they'd kept losing their thread!!
    We used to use those needles in surgery, jjordie (well, surgical versions, of course!!!). In fact I worked with one surgeon who wouldn't use anything else. But guess what - he was always moaning...
    jjordie, Jan 1, 2007
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    Daisies
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  5. Victoria

    Thoughts for 2007

    thats very nice LOL,
    thats very nice LOL,
    thats very nice LOL,
    thats very nice LOL,
    Victoria, Jan 1, 2007
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    macleaf
    Jan 2, 2007
  6. UsedtobeDendy

    too much alcohol taken??

    http://news.aol.co.uk/ufo-sighting-at-airport/article/20070102052409990001
    http://news.aol.co.uk/ufo-sighting-at-airport/article/20070102052409990001
    http://news.aol.co.uk/ufo-sighting-at-airport/article/20070102052409990001
    http://news.aol.co.uk/ufo-sighting-at-airport/article/20070102052409990001
    UsedtobeDendy, Jan 2, 2007
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    UsedtobeDendy
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  7. Scotkat

    Seeing out the old year

    Edinburgh now as well as Glasgow Concerts cancelled due to severe weather so glad we have decided not to go to the fireballs .Wish you all a very Happy New Year.Sorry you have to work UTBG.
    Edinburgh now as well as Glasgow Concerts cancelled due to severe weather so glad we have decided not to go to the fireballs .Wish you all a very Happy New Year.Sorry you have to work UTBG.
    Edinburgh now as well as Glasgow Concerts cancelled due to severe weather so glad we have decided not to go to the fireballs .Wish you all a very Happy New Year.Sorry you have to work UTBG.
    Edinburgh now as well as Glasgow Concerts cancelled due to severe weather so glad we have decided not to go to the fireballs .Wish you all a very Happy New Year.Sorry you have to work UTBG.
    Scotkat, Dec 31, 2006
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    Scotkat
    Dec 31, 2006
  8. wiseowl

    Mobiles

    It would be harder to reach you on that, though..... :D
    It would be harder to reach you on that, though..... :D
    It would be harder to reach you on that, though..... :D
    It would be harder to reach you on that, though..... :D
    wiseowl, Dec 24, 2006 ... 2 3
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    UsedtobeDendy
    Dec 31, 2006
  9. UsedtobeDendy

    In need of inspiration....

    thanks for that, UTBG!
    thanks for that, UTBG!
    thanks for that, UTBG!
    thanks for that, UTBG!
    UsedtobeDendy, Dec 28, 2006 ... 2
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    UsedtobeDendy
    Dec 30, 2006
  10. Webmaster

    For those that didn't see GardenersCorner at the beginning

    i think they call this progress well done to everybody that is involved mnay thanks
    i think they call this progress well done to everybody that is involved mnay thanks
    i think they call this progress well done to everybody that is involved mnay thanks
    i think they call this progress well done to everybody that is involved mnay thanks
    Webmaster, Dec 29, 2006
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    use to be gardener
    Dec 30, 2006
  11. elainefiz

    a belated Happy Christmas......

    Happy New Year to you too Elaine. I love those wellies, but I dont think the dogs would be too impressed if they had to go out with me! ;) I have Argyl wellies and they last for ages and are...
    Happy New Year to you too Elaine. I love those wellies, but I dont think the dogs would be too impressed if they had to go out with me! ;) I have Argyl wellies and they last for ages and are cheaper than Hunters
    Happy New Year to you too Elaine. I love those wellies, but I dont think the dogs would be too impressed if they had to go out with me! ;) I have Argyl wellies and they last for ages and are cheaper than Hunters
    Happy New Year to you too Elaine. I love those wellies, but I dont think the dogs would be too impressed if they had to go out with me! ;) I have Argyl wellies and they last for ages and are...
    elainefiz, Dec 30, 2006
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    marge
    Dec 30, 2006
  12. UsedtobeDendy

    attention all ladies (and don't let the gents see it!)

    Check this out, but DEFINITELY don't let on to the men! :D http://lifestyle.aol.co.uk/health/housework-can-cut-cancer-risk/article/20061228102709990009
    Check this out, but DEFINITELY don't let on to the men! :D http://lifestyle.aol.co.uk/health/housework-can-cut-cancer-risk/article/20061228102709990009
    Check this out, but DEFINITELY don't let on to the men! :D http://lifestyle.aol.co.uk/health/housework-can-cut-cancer-risk/article/20061228102709990009
    Check this out, but DEFINITELY don't let on to the men! :D http://lifestyle.aol.co.uk/health/housework-can-cut-cancer-risk/article/20061228102709990009
    UsedtobeDendy, Dec 30, 2006
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  13. Victoria

    Thought for the day ....

    Haven't got a clue as far as the languages ... our Italian (and FrancesB is American/Italian) member sent it so I can't make a comment. But I'll tell her as we speak weekly.My absolute soulmate...
    Haven't got a clue as far as the languages ... our Italian (and FrancesB is American/Italian) member sent it so I can't make a comment. But I'll tell her as we speak weekly.My absolute soulmate I met on GC when I joined. She misses GC dreadfully but cannot join in because she moved to the...
    Haven't got a clue as far as the languages ... our Italian (and FrancesB is American/Italian) member sent it so I can't make a comment. But I'll tell her as we speak weekly.My absolute soulmate I met on GC when I joined. She misses GC...
    Haven't got a clue as far as the languages ... our Italian (and FrancesB is American/Italian) member sent it so I can't make a comment. But I'll tell her as we speak weekly.My absolute soulmate...
    Victoria, Dec 29, 2006
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    Victoria
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  14. Gogs

    Earth Tremor

    Yes we have plenty of tremors here,in the 1970's we had one i remember my brother was balancing on a chair at the time and he fell off,it was really funny the chair moved onto two legs. We also...
    Yes we have plenty of tremors here,in the 1970's we had one i remember my brother was balancing on a chair at the time and he fell off,it was really funny the chair moved onto two legs. We also get lots and lots of tornados we have the perfect climate for them it's just that they aren't always...
    Yes we have plenty of tremors here,in the 1970's we had one i remember my brother was balancing on a chair at the time and he fell off,it was really funny the chair moved onto two legs. We also get lots and lots of tornados we have the perfect...
    Yes we have plenty of tremors here,in the 1970's we had one i remember my brother was balancing on a chair at the time and he fell off,it was really funny the chair moved onto two legs. We also...
    Gogs, Dec 27, 2006
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    good digger
    Dec 28, 2006
  15. weekend gardener

    christmas

    One of them is spanish LoL so i guess it will be, the one on the right oh he is my favourite gorgeous looking guy
    One of them is spanish LoL so i guess it will be, the one on the right oh he is my favourite gorgeous looking guy
    One of them is spanish LoL so i guess it will be, the one on the right oh he is my favourite gorgeous looking guy
    One of them is spanish LoL so i guess it will be, the one on the right oh he is my favourite gorgeous looking guy
    weekend gardener, Dec 24, 2006 ... 2 3 4
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    rosa
    Dec 27, 2006
  16. windy miller

    light a million candles

    Lovely, Rosa ... I'm looking for some dust but can't see any! I'll light some later.
    Lovely, Rosa ... I'm looking for some dust but can't see any! I'll light some later.
    Lovely, Rosa ... I'm looking for some dust but can't see any! I'll light some later.
    Lovely, Rosa ... I'm looking for some dust but can't see any! I'll light some later.
    windy miller, Nov 4, 2006 ... 2 3
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    Victoria
    Dec 27, 2006
  17. Marley Farley

    Merry Christmas Everyone..!

    Nice one Marley - thanks
    Nice one Marley - thanks
    Nice one Marley - thanks
    Nice one Marley - thanks
    Marley Farley, Dec 24, 2006
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    Fran
    Dec 26, 2006
  18. jjordie

    GARDENERS CORNER - 2ND ANNIVERSARY

    Also great thanks and a Happy Christmas to you and everyone.
    Also great thanks and a Happy Christmas to you and everyone.
    Also great thanks and a Happy Christmas to you and everyone.
    Also great thanks and a Happy Christmas to you and everyone.
    jjordie, Dec 20, 2006 ... 2
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    Blackthorn
    Dec 25, 2006
  19. Webmaster

    A game of pool ??

    :D
    :D
    :D
    :D
    Webmaster, Dec 24, 2006
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    Webmaster
    Dec 24, 2006
  20. Victoria

    Pictures ...

    You're not a very nice person, roders, but I must say I've just about choked laughing.If you've got it, flaunt it! :rolleyes:Merry Christmas ... I'm off now to open pressies by a glowing...
    You're not a very nice person, roders, but I must say I've just about choked laughing.If you've got it, flaunt it! :rolleyes:Merry Christmas ... I'm off now to open pressies by a glowing log fire.xx
    You're not a very nice person, roders, but I must say I've just about choked laughing.If you've got it, flaunt it! :rolleyes:Merry Christmas ... I'm off now to open pressies by a glowing log fire.xx
    You're not a very nice person, roders, but I must say I've just about choked laughing.If you've got it, flaunt it! :rolleyes:Merry Christmas ... I'm off now to open pressies by a glowing...
    Victoria, Dec 24, 2006
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    Victoria
    Dec 24, 2006
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