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  1. Retired
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    Violin; raw novice.

    Hi,I've just enjoyed an hours violin practice but come out of the studio to get warm and have a mug of tea; I turned the CH radiator on to warm the studio before going in for a practice session...
    Hi,I've just enjoyed an hours violin practice but come out of the studio to get warm and have a mug of tea; I turned the CH radiator on to warm the studio before going in for a practice session so the studio was warm but I hadn't realized how cold I'd become; the radiator valve turned the...
    Hi,I've just enjoyed an hours violin practice but come out of the studio to get warm and have a mug of tea; I turned the CH radiator on to warm the studio before going in for a practice session so the studio was warm but I hadn't realized how...
    Hi,I've just enjoyed an hours violin practice but come out of the studio to get warm and have a mug of tea; I turned the CH radiator on to warm the studio before going in for a practice session...
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  2. JWK

    Use your old stamps before they become worthless - Jan 2023

    Well, I would have though the post office could just swap them, but I was once told off:biggrin:, by a postman, for saying he worked for the post office. Apparently two different companies, Royal Mail,...
    Well, I would have though the post office could just swap them, but I was once told off:biggrin:, by a postman, for saying he worked for the post office. Apparently two different companies, Royal Mail, and The Post Office.
    Well, I would have though the post office could just swap them, but I was once told off:biggrin:, by a postman, for saying he worked for the post office. Apparently two different companies, Royal Mail, and The Post Office.
    Well, I would have though the post office could just swap them, but I was once told off:biggrin:, by a postman, for saying he worked for the post office. Apparently two different companies, Royal Mail,...
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  3. Clueless 1 v2
    Friendly x 3

    Covid recovery

    I might make this my last updated on this thread, mainly because I think I have a conclusion.I have a casual interest in the more scientific aspects of nutrition. In a conversation with a friend...
    I might make this my last updated on this thread, mainly because I think I have a conclusion.I have a casual interest in the more scientific aspects of nutrition. In a conversation with a friend who is into body building, nothing to do with covid, I mentioned that almost all of my sporting...
    I might make this my last updated on this thread, mainly because I think I have a conclusion.I have a casual interest in the more scientific aspects of nutrition. In a conversation with a friend who is into body building, nothing to do with...
    I might make this my last updated on this thread, mainly because I think I have a conclusion.I have a casual interest in the more scientific aspects of nutrition. In a conversation with a friend...
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  4. Clueless 1 v2

    Electric blankets

    That's not the same as lying on a blanket with live wires going through it I make sure most things are switched off when I go to bed. I only leave the fridge and freezer on but would put them off...
    That's not the same as lying on a blanket with live wires going through it I make sure most things are switched off when I go to bed. I only leave the fridge and freezer on but would put them off too if I thought they'd wouldn't defrost by the morning :heehee:
    That's not the same as lying on a blanket with live wires going through it I make sure most things are switched off when I go to bed. I only leave the fridge and freezer on but would put them off too if I thought they'd wouldn't defrost by the...
    That's not the same as lying on a blanket with live wires going through it I make sure most things are switched off when I go to bed. I only leave the fridge and freezer on but would put them off...
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  5. Clueless 1 v2

    Boiled eggs in the electric steamer?

    Has anyone tried doing hard / soft boiled eggs in the steamer?I'm trying it now. We're having curry for tea, and we always cook the rice in the steamer. I've often thought it's a tragic waste of...
    Has anyone tried doing hard / soft boiled eggs in the steamer?I'm trying it now. We're having curry for tea, and we always cook the rice in the steamer. I've often thought it's a tragic waste of energy using one tier of the three tier steamer and all that hot steam just comes out the top,...
    Has anyone tried doing hard / soft boiled eggs in the steamer?I'm trying it now. We're having curry for tea, and we always cook the rice in the steamer. I've often thought it's a tragic waste of energy using one tier of the three tier steamer...
    Has anyone tried doing hard / soft boiled eggs in the steamer?I'm trying it now. We're having curry for tea, and we always cook the rice in the steamer. I've often thought it's a tragic waste of...
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  6. Clueless 1 v2

    Can you guess where I've been today?

    As a member of a railway family (my dad, grandad and uncle were all railwaymen) I like to see the old steam locos on the go.
    As a member of a railway family (my dad, grandad and uncle were all railwaymen) I like to see the old steam locos on the go.
    As a member of a railway family (my dad, grandad and uncle were all railwaymen) I like to see the old steam locos on the go.
    As a member of a railway family (my dad, grandad and uncle were all railwaymen) I like to see the old steam locos on the go.
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  7. Jocko

    UK Citizenship exam.

    Not quite the same if you want to retire in New Zealand. You have to be able to invest 400k for two years in the country and also have 250k to available cash and 30k income. :rolleyespink:Even that only...
    Not quite the same if you want to retire in New Zealand. You have to be able to invest 400k for two years in the country and also have 250k to available cash and 30k income. :rolleyespink:Even that only gives you a temporary resident visa.
    Not quite the same if you want to retire in New Zealand. You have to be able to invest 400k for two years in the country and also have 250k to available cash and 30k income. :rolleyespink:Even that only gives you a temporary resident visa.
    Not quite the same if you want to retire in New Zealand. You have to be able to invest 400k for two years in the country and also have 250k to available cash and 30k income. :rolleyespink:Even that only...
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  8. Paul Norfolk

    Have I overdone the winter protection on my tree?

    Again same response. Thank you so much. Appreciated. Will go get some fleece instead. What an excellent site.
    Again same response. Thank you so much. Appreciated. Will go get some fleece instead. What an excellent site.
    Again same response. Thank you so much. Appreciated. Will go get some fleece instead. What an excellent site.
    Again same response. Thank you so much. Appreciated. Will go get some fleece instead. What an excellent site.
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  9. Fat Controller

    A hidden leak (involves tiles!)

    £75 well spent in my opinion, looks considerably better with a fitted panel than tiled :blue thumb:
    £75 well spent in my opinion, looks considerably better with a fitted panel than tiled :blue thumb:
    £75 well spent in my opinion, looks considerably better with a fitted panel than tiled :blue thumb:
    £75 well spent in my opinion, looks considerably better with a fitted panel than tiled :blue thumb:
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  10. Fat Controller

    Bolognese Recipe?

    Thanks for the info FC. Oh deer, if it's stronger than beef I think I'd best give it a miss.
    Thanks for the info FC. Oh deer, if it's stronger than beef I think I'd best give it a miss.
    Thanks for the info FC. Oh deer, if it's stronger than beef I think I'd best give it a miss.
    Thanks for the info FC. Oh deer, if it's stronger than beef I think I'd best give it a miss.
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  11. Jocko
    Agree x 3

    Fireworks (again).

    We have a fortnightly delivery from Sainsbury's for the bulky stuff (never meats, fruit or veg as I prefer to choose my own because I'm fussy ) and get the first delivery at 6.30 a.m. That is...
    We have a fortnightly delivery from Sainsbury's for the bulky stuff (never meats, fruit or veg as I prefer to choose my own because I'm fussy ) and get the first delivery at 6.30 a.m. That is always free as long as the order reaches £40.Except in an emergency my shop visits are for when I'm...
    We have a fortnightly delivery from Sainsbury's for the bulky stuff (never meats, fruit or veg as I prefer to choose my own because I'm fussy ) and get the first delivery at 6.30 a.m. That is always free as long as the order reaches £40.Except...
    We have a fortnightly delivery from Sainsbury's for the bulky stuff (never meats, fruit or veg as I prefer to choose my own because I'm fussy ) and get the first delivery at 6.30 a.m. That is...
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  12. Michael Hewett

    20 mph speed limit

    My Mum read my post this morning. She told me off because she said that it come over as being overly 'sarcastic' - which is true - no offence was offered - no more posts like this from me .
    My Mum read my post this morning. She told me off because she said that it come over as being overly 'sarcastic' - which is true - no offence was offered - no more posts like this from me .
    My Mum read my post this morning. She told me off because she said that it come over as being overly 'sarcastic' - which is true - no offence was offered - no more posts like this from me .
    My Mum read my post this morning. She told me off because she said that it come over as being overly 'sarcastic' - which is true - no offence was offered - no more posts like this from me .
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  13. Fat Controller

    Really, really odd - dampness of some sort

    That could well be it then! The underside of the floorboards are completely dry as is the carpet above and the underlay/carpet will be 15 years old if it is a day. Oh well, I will replace those...
    That could well be it then! The underside of the floorboards are completely dry as is the carpet above and the underlay/carpet will be 15 years old if it is a day. Oh well, I will replace those two chunks of underlay and see what it does for us then.
    That could well be it then! The underside of the floorboards are completely dry as is the carpet above and the underlay/carpet will be 15 years old if it is a day. Oh well, I will replace those two chunks of underlay and see what it does for us...
    That could well be it then! The underside of the floorboards are completely dry as is the carpet above and the underlay/carpet will be 15 years old if it is a day. Oh well, I will replace those...
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  14. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Lori

    Have a super day.
    Have a super day.
    Have a super day.
    Have a super day.
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  15. Jocko
    Like x 4

    Cupboard love.

    ,,, and sleeping in the doll's pram
    ,,, and sleeping in the doll's pram
    ,,, and sleeping in the doll's pram
    ,,, and sleeping in the doll's pram
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  16. Black Dog
    Agree x 4

    What is suddenly happening in politics???

    ‘Not decided yet’: David Miliband hints at political comebackThis would be a very good thing for British politics.
    ‘Not decided yet’: David Miliband hints at political comebackThis would be a very good thing for British politics.
    ‘Not decided yet’: David Miliband hints at political comebackThis would be a very good thing for British politics.
    ‘Not decided yet’: David Miliband hints at political comebackThis would be a very good thing for British politics.
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  17. Michael Hewett

    Adjustable bed

    I'm glad you found the bed comfortable, the Oak Tree ones have the same positioning. That was one of the reasons I ordered one.
    I'm glad you found the bed comfortable, the Oak Tree ones have the same positioning. That was one of the reasons I ordered one.
    I'm glad you found the bed comfortable, the Oak Tree ones have the same positioning. That was one of the reasons I ordered one.
    I'm glad you found the bed comfortable, the Oak Tree ones have the same positioning. That was one of the reasons I ordered one.
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  18. Fat Controller

    Knowing when the power might go off

    My pleasure :)
    My pleasure :)
    My pleasure :)
    My pleasure :)
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  19. Clueless 1 v2

    Help! I've wrecked the dining table

    I can vouch for this stuff. My UK kitchen units got the limed oak treatment. The result was pretty impressive :)
    I can vouch for this stuff. My UK kitchen units got the limed oak treatment. The result was pretty impressive :)
    I can vouch for this stuff. My UK kitchen units got the limed oak treatment. The result was pretty impressive :)
    I can vouch for this stuff. My UK kitchen units got the limed oak treatment. The result was pretty impressive :)
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  20. Loofah
    Like x 16

    The new project

    Very interesting, well done that man.
    Very interesting, well done that man.
    Very interesting, well done that man.
    Very interesting, well done that man.
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