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  1. shiney

    New Cambridge Uni Study

    Glad to hear you're on the mend @Jiffy . Your pics give me the ' horrors'.Please stick with patting kittens or puppies from now on. :blue thumb:
    Glad to hear you're on the mend @Jiffy . Your pics give me the ' horrors'.Please stick with patting kittens or puppies from now on. :blue thumb:
    Glad to hear you're on the mend @Jiffy . Your pics give me the ' horrors'.Please stick with patting kittens or puppies from now on. :blue thumb:
    Glad to hear you're on the mend @Jiffy . Your pics give me the ' horrors'.Please stick with patting kittens or puppies from now on. :blue thumb:
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  2. pete

    Football world cup thread.

    Perhaps we should do the same with some of the yobs that roam around the town centres in the evening looking for trouble.
    Perhaps we should do the same with some of the yobs that roam around the town centres in the evening looking for trouble.
    Perhaps we should do the same with some of the yobs that roam around the town centres in the evening looking for trouble.
    Perhaps we should do the same with some of the yobs that roam around the town centres in the evening looking for trouble.
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  3. strongylodon
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    Holidays

    it is beautiful on the west side. we went fishing there just over the USA border many years ago. some awesome landscapes. Forgot the actual name of the town we traveled through or where we...
    it is beautiful on the west side. we went fishing there just over the USA border many years ago. some awesome landscapes. Forgot the actual name of the town we traveled through or where we stayed, too long ago. But we did catch two good size salmon of which we had shipped home in ice.
    it is beautiful on the west side. we went fishing there just over the USA border many years ago. some awesome landscapes. Forgot the actual name of the town we traveled through or where we stayed, too long ago. But we did catch two good...
    it is beautiful on the west side. we went fishing there just over the USA border many years ago. some awesome landscapes. Forgot the actual name of the town we traveled through or where we...
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  4. JWK

    Consumer Advice Needed for 24 month old useless CCTV camera

    Nothing to stop you trying, though :biggrin:
    Nothing to stop you trying, though :biggrin:
    Nothing to stop you trying, though :biggrin:
    Nothing to stop you trying, though :biggrin:
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  5. Jack Sparrow

    Nottingham Tennis Tournament

    Does anybody have experience of tennis at Nottingham. My wife recently commented somewhat out of the blue that she had never seen a tennis match. That is hardly surprising considering she doesn't...
    Does anybody have experience of tennis at Nottingham. My wife recently commented somewhat out of the blue that she had never seen a tennis match. That is hardly surprising considering she doesn't like sports.Wimbledon would of course be the ideal choice but I feel it would be rather stressful...
    Does anybody have experience of tennis at Nottingham. My wife recently commented somewhat out of the blue that she had never seen a tennis match. That is hardly surprising considering she doesn't like sports.Wimbledon would of course be the...
    Does anybody have experience of tennis at Nottingham. My wife recently commented somewhat out of the blue that she had never seen a tennis match. That is hardly surprising considering she doesn't...
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  6. Upsydaisy
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  7. JWK

    Happy Winter Solstice

    Well all things considered, the shortest day could have been a lot worse. After a beautiful sunrise, it was mild and sunny, so plenty of jobs got done outside :) Psychologically, I'm a happy bunny...
    Well all things considered, the shortest day could have been a lot worse. After a beautiful sunrise, it was mild and sunny, so plenty of jobs got done outside :) Psychologically, I'm a happy bunny once the solstice is past, even if the worst weather is to come in January and February. According...
    Well all things considered, the shortest day could have been a lot worse. After a beautiful sunrise, it was mild and sunny, so plenty of jobs got done outside :) Psychologically, I'm a happy bunny once the solstice is past, even if the worst...
    Well all things considered, the shortest day could have been a lot worse. After a beautiful sunrise, it was mild and sunny, so plenty of jobs got done outside :) Psychologically, I'm a happy bunny...
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  8. shiney

    An Onion and a Rose - Covid Poem

    My sister is a poet and wrote this after having contracted Covid.An Onion and a Rose By Adrienne TinnI wasn’t going to write at all on Covid. I wasn’t going to tell about my woes- The cough,...
    My sister is a poet and wrote this after having contracted Covid.An Onion and a Rose By Adrienne TinnI wasn’t going to write at all on Covid. I wasn’t going to tell about my woes- The cough, sore throat, the tiredness that hits you. But oh! I have to talk about my nose.We all accept that...
    My sister is a poet and wrote this after having contracted Covid.An Onion and a Rose By Adrienne TinnI wasn’t going to write at all on Covid. I wasn’t going to tell about my woes- The cough, sore throat, the tiredness that hits you. But oh! I...
    My sister is a poet and wrote this after having contracted Covid.An Onion and a Rose By Adrienne TinnI wasn’t going to write at all on Covid. I wasn’t going to tell about my woes- The cough,...
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  9. redstar
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    Twelve days of Christmas my true love gave to me:

    Thanks much. glad you liked it.
    Thanks much. glad you liked it.
    Thanks much. glad you liked it.
    Thanks much. glad you liked it.
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  10. wiseowl
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    R.I.P. PELE

    The man was a legend...massive respect...My old Dad who was an avid fan of our local team would often say" back n the day when our team ran back down the tunnel you could smell the sweat but...
    The man was a legend...massive respect...My old Dad who was an avid fan of our local team would often say" back n the day when our team ran back down the tunnel you could smell the sweat but these days all you smell is after shave "..
    The man was a legend...massive respect...My old Dad who was an avid fan of our local team would often say" back n the day when our team ran back down the tunnel you could smell the sweat but these days all you smell is after shave "..
    The man was a legend...massive respect...My old Dad who was an avid fan of our local team would often say" back n the day when our team ran back down the tunnel you could smell the sweat but...
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  11. Cordy
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    My Desktop background

    An old mate from the 80s.
    An old mate from the 80s.
    An old mate from the 80s.
    An old mate from the 80s.
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  12. shiney
    Locked

    WHAT'S YOUR WEATHER LIKE - 2022

    I feel sorry for all the poor souls who have bought tickets for Edinburgh's Hogmanay party. Standing out in Princes Street and the gardens. It is currently raining and 2C with the possibility of...
    I feel sorry for all the poor souls who have bought tickets for Edinburgh's Hogmanay party. Standing out in Princes Street and the gardens. It is currently raining and 2C with the possibility of wintry showers to come. There is not enough drink that can overcome that.
    I feel sorry for all the poor souls who have bought tickets for Edinburgh's Hogmanay party. Standing out in Princes Street and the gardens. It is currently raining and 2C with the possibility of wintry showers to come. There is not enough drink...
    I feel sorry for all the poor souls who have bought tickets for Edinburgh's Hogmanay party. Standing out in Princes Street and the gardens. It is currently raining and 2C with the possibility of...
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  13. Victoria
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  14. gks

    Current cost of fuel.

    Apart from the price! :yikes:
    Apart from the price! :yikes:
    Apart from the price! :yikes:
    Apart from the price! :yikes:
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  15. Upsydaisy

    Covid wave started earlier than expected here

    That's still debateable. There are certainly many incineration centres around the country (they were originally aiming at 100) but the initial problem was that they also produced carbon dioxide. ...
    That's still debateable. There are certainly many incineration centres around the country (they were originally aiming at 100) but the initial problem was that they also produced carbon dioxide. They, apparently, have tightened up on the filtering regulations but I have no idea whether that...
    That's still debateable. There are certainly many incineration centres around the country (they were originally aiming at 100) but the initial problem was that they also produced carbon dioxide. They, apparently, have tightened up on the...
    That's still debateable. There are certainly many incineration centres around the country (they were originally aiming at 100) but the initial problem was that they also produced carbon dioxide. ...
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  16. Fat Controller
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  17. JWK
    Like x 3

    Show us your Christmas decorations 2022

    Taking down the outside lights supervised by Misty
    Taking down the outside lights supervised by Misty
    Taking down the outside lights supervised by Misty
    Taking down the outside lights supervised by Misty
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  18. Michael Hewett
    Funny x 6

    A gift I had for Christmas

    Various composting methods discussed here just in case anyone ignores your sign Ultimate recycling;)
    Various composting methods discussed here just in case anyone ignores your sign Ultimate recycling;)
    Various composting methods discussed here just in case anyone ignores your sign Ultimate recycling;)
    Various composting methods discussed here just in case anyone ignores your sign Ultimate recycling;)
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  19. Fat Controller

    Heading to Wisley? Read this!

    Admittedly its been a few years since I last went to Wisley but I never found that junction a problem, as I remember coming from my direction I used to come of the M25 down a slip road to the A3...
    Admittedly its been a few years since I last went to Wisley but I never found that junction a problem, as I remember coming from my direction I used to come of the M25 down a slip road to the A3 go a short distance then exit, go round a roundabout and back up onto the A3 in the opposite...
    Admittedly its been a few years since I last went to Wisley but I never found that junction a problem, as I remember coming from my direction I used to come of the M25 down a slip road to the A3 go a short distance then exit, go round a...
    Admittedly its been a few years since I last went to Wisley but I never found that junction a problem, as I remember coming from my direction I used to come of the M25 down a slip road to the A3...
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  20. noisette47

    Ultimate recycling

    My apologies @noisette47 . Organ donation is what I meant, not the full body. :doh:
    My apologies @noisette47 . Organ donation is what I meant, not the full body. :doh:
    My apologies @noisette47 . Organ donation is what I meant, not the full body. :doh:
    My apologies @noisette47 . Organ donation is what I meant, not the full body. :doh:
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