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  1. amyjones329

    Insulating Home

    In the Deep South America (and possibly other States) most houses had suspended floors as they had crawl spaces for air circulation. Here we are on a concrete slab with concrete ceilings.
    In the Deep South America (and possibly other States) most houses had suspended floors as they had crawl spaces for air circulation. Here we are on a concrete slab with concrete ceilings.
    In the Deep South America (and possibly other States) most houses had suspended floors as they had crawl spaces for air circulation. Here we are on a concrete slab with concrete ceilings.
    In the Deep South America (and possibly other States) most houses had suspended floors as they had crawl spaces for air circulation. Here we are on a concrete slab with concrete ceilings.
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  2. Jocko

    UFOs.

    Pfftt... why don't they check their facts? "40 years ago", my bottom. It was just a wink ago when we were waiving our shiffon wrist scarves to Neun and Neunzig luftballon... :mad:
    Pfftt... why don't they check their facts? "40 years ago", my bottom. It was just a wink ago when we were waiving our shiffon wrist scarves to Neun and Neunzig luftballon... :mad:
    Pfftt... why don't they check their facts? "40 years ago", my bottom. It was just a wink ago when we were waiving our shiffon wrist scarves to Neun and Neunzig luftballon... :mad:
    Pfftt... why don't they check their facts? "40 years ago", my bottom. It was just a wink ago when we were waiving our shiffon wrist scarves to Neun and Neunzig luftballon... :mad:
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  3. Jocko
    Informative x 4

    Ripped off by a Roofer.

    We got up to 62 mph at around 07:00 but apart from the noise our roof remained intact.
    We got up to 62 mph at around 07:00 but apart from the noise our roof remained intact.
    We got up to 62 mph at around 07:00 but apart from the noise our roof remained intact.
    We got up to 62 mph at around 07:00 but apart from the noise our roof remained intact.
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  4. Clueless 1 v2

    Thank you gift for work colleagues

    In the end I went for something which I believe is quite neutral. I ordered an afternoon tea pack from M&S, which basically has biscuits and cakes in it in a gift box. I can't see how that can...
    In the end I went for something which I believe is quite neutral. I ordered an afternoon tea pack from M&S, which basically has biscuits and cakes in it in a gift box. I can't see how that can possibly be misconstrued as anything other than a token of thanks.I did the exact same one for my...
    In the end I went for something which I believe is quite neutral. I ordered an afternoon tea pack from M&S, which basically has biscuits and cakes in it in a gift box. I can't see how that can possibly be misconstrued as anything other than a...
    In the end I went for something which I believe is quite neutral. I ordered an afternoon tea pack from M&S, which basically has biscuits and cakes in it in a gift box. I can't see how that can...
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  5. pete

    Things are getting crazy.

    Um...do they have a 'scrap' value, though? I recently rediscovered a boxful of old English coins, everything from ha'pennies to crowns, but from what I read it's illegal to melt down coins of the...
    Um...do they have a 'scrap' value, though? I recently rediscovered a boxful of old English coins, everything from ha'pennies to crowns, but from what I read it's illegal to melt down coins of the realm, so unless they're commemorative coins, they're worthless. Of course, it's probably only...
    Um...do they have a 'scrap' value, though? I recently rediscovered a boxful of old English coins, everything from ha'pennies to crowns, but from what I read it's illegal to melt down coins of the realm, so unless they're commemorative coins,...
    Um...do they have a 'scrap' value, though? I recently rediscovered a boxful of old English coins, everything from ha'pennies to crowns, but from what I read it's illegal to melt down coins of the...
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  6. pete
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  7. Loofah

    Mega city 1

    As someone with an interest in the martial arts, I know of a piece of history that demonstrates why this is a bad idea.Anyone who might be interested might look up the history of the art of...
    As someone with an interest in the martial arts, I know of a piece of history that demonstrates why this is a bad idea.Anyone who might be interested might look up the history of the art of capoera. It's a Brazilian martial art disguised as a dance (a dance with kicks that when tested on...
    As someone with an interest in the martial arts, I know of a piece of history that demonstrates why this is a bad idea.Anyone who might be interested might look up the history of the art of capoera. It's a Brazilian martial art disguised as a...
    As someone with an interest in the martial arts, I know of a piece of history that demonstrates why this is a bad idea.Anyone who might be interested might look up the history of the art of...
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  8. pete

    Rugby

    Good morning England's anthem at Commonwealth Game? Instead of God Save the Queen, which is the national anthem, England's anthem for the Commonwealth Games is JerusalemIn 2010, the...
    Good morning England's anthem at Commonwealth Game? Instead of God Save the Queen, which is the national anthem, England's anthem for the Commonwealth Games is JerusalemIn 2010, the Commonwealth Games Council for England conducted a poll of members of the public to decide the anthem. The...
    Good morning England's anthem at Commonwealth Game? Instead of God Save the Queen, which is the national anthem, England's anthem for the Commonwealth Games is JerusalemIn 2010, the Commonwealth Games Council for England conducted a poll of...
    Good morning England's anthem at Commonwealth Game? Instead of God Save the Queen, which is the national anthem, England's anthem for the Commonwealth Games is JerusalemIn 2010, the...
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  9. Purple Streaks

    Glengarry23 (Philip)

    Sorry no hope he ok too
    Sorry no hope he ok too
    Sorry no hope he ok too
    Sorry no hope he ok too
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  10. noisette47

    What's happened to the BBC?

    That's the trouble with voice-activated technology....if you talk in your sleep, you've had it :roflol:
    That's the trouble with voice-activated technology....if you talk in your sleep, you've had it :roflol:
    That's the trouble with voice-activated technology....if you talk in your sleep, you've had it :roflol:
    That's the trouble with voice-activated technology....if you talk in your sleep, you've had it :roflol:
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  11. Clueless 1 v2

    Any aircraft experts?

    I suppose we can only speculate as to what might have happened had the US anti-brigade not got involved, but it certainly didn’t help. I remember the phrase “the sky will be lack with them...
    I suppose we can only speculate as to what might have happened had the US anti-brigade not got involved, but it certainly didn’t help. I remember the phrase “the sky will be lack with them (Concord)”. As it was, only 14 entered service (France 7-GB 7). Over the years, I’ve worked on several...
    I suppose we can only speculate as to what might have happened had the US anti-brigade not got involved, but it certainly didn’t help. I remember the phrase “the sky will be lack with them (Concord)”. As it was, only 14 entered service (France...
    I suppose we can only speculate as to what might have happened had the US anti-brigade not got involved, but it certainly didn’t help. I remember the phrase “the sky will be lack with them...
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  12. Purple Streaks
    Informative x 3

    Philip will be returning soon(Glengarry23)

    Assume you mean for moving planters/pots around the garden? Afraid cannot see where a pulley system would help , unless you mean from the floor onto a bench ?If you search on "plant pot lifter...
    Assume you mean for moving planters/pots around the garden? Afraid cannot see where a pulley system would help , unless you mean from the floor onto a bench ?If you search on "plant pot lifter mover uk" you will see there are lots of such devices for moving pots around, depending on the pot...
    Assume you mean for moving planters/pots around the garden? Afraid cannot see where a pulley system would help , unless you mean from the floor onto a bench ?If you search on "plant pot lifter mover uk" you will see there are lots of such...
    Assume you mean for moving planters/pots around the garden? Afraid cannot see where a pulley system would help , unless you mean from the floor onto a bench ?If you search on "plant pot lifter...
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  13. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Perki

    Hope you've had a really fabulous day Perki. Sorry I'm late to the party......any sausage rolls left.? :biggrin: xx
    Hope you've had a really fabulous day Perki. Sorry I'm late to the party......any sausage rolls left.? :biggrin: xx
    Hope you've had a really fabulous day Perki. Sorry I'm late to the party......any sausage rolls left.? :biggrin: xx
    Hope you've had a really fabulous day Perki. Sorry I'm late to the party......any sausage rolls left.? :biggrin: xx
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  14. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday Cordy

    Belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY @Cordy ... sorry I missed it, I've been taking a break..
    Belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY @Cordy ... sorry I missed it, I've been taking a break..
    Belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY @Cordy ... sorry I missed it, I've been taking a break..
    Belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY @Cordy ... sorry I missed it, I've been taking a break..
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  15. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Rodders

    Happy birthday!
    Happy birthday!
    Happy birthday!
    Happy birthday!
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  17. Michael Hewett

    Medication

    Just to point out there is a 1% chance of this happening!
    Just to point out there is a 1% chance of this happening!
    Just to point out there is a 1% chance of this happening!
    Just to point out there is a 1% chance of this happening!
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  18. pete
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  19. Logan
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  20. Jocko
    Friendly x 7

    My Covid experience.

    Some people get lots of really unexpected lingering symptoms. For most they subside eventually.For a while, I was genuinely worried I might have early onset dementia. I got lost in the town...
    Some people get lots of really unexpected lingering symptoms. For most they subside eventually.For a while, I was genuinely worried I might have early onset dementia. I got lost in the town centre that I've known all my life, lost my glasses while wearing them, forgot the names of people I've...
    Some people get lots of really unexpected lingering symptoms. For most they subside eventually.For a while, I was genuinely worried I might have early onset dementia. I got lost in the town centre that I've known all my life, lost my glasses...
    Some people get lots of really unexpected lingering symptoms. For most they subside eventually.For a while, I was genuinely worried I might have early onset dementia. I got lost in the town...
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