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  1. pete
    Like x 3

    Charities

    The charity we support has closed its doors until July. I don't know what they have put in place for the people they look after.
    The charity we support has closed its doors until July. I don't know what they have put in place for the people they look after.
    The charity we support has closed its doors until July. I don't know what they have put in place for the people they look after.
    The charity we support has closed its doors until July. I don't know what they have put in place for the people they look after.
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  2. moonraker

    Are you happy in your home?

    @Victoria your home sounds lovely and some day I will visit the region. I believe my girlfriends and I might do a group visit in the next few years. Don't worry, we will be gentle with our...
    @Victoria your home sounds lovely and some day I will visit the region. I believe my girlfriends and I might do a group visit in the next few years. Don't worry, we will be gentle with our partying and not trash the place. :heehee:I agree, happiness is what gives you comfort. That said @ARMANDII is...
    @Victoria your home sounds lovely and some day I will visit the region. I believe my girlfriends and I might do a group visit in the next few years. Don't worry, we will be gentle with our partying and not trash the place. :heehee:I agree, happiness...
    @Victoria your home sounds lovely and some day I will visit the region. I believe my girlfriends and I might do a group visit in the next few years. Don't worry, we will be gentle with our...
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  3. Selleri

    Any Doctorphobics here... ??

    I've always kept appointments for screenings. I've had the cervical scan, the mammogram and the bowl screening, all was normal. The mammogram was a bit painful but I'd rather have it done,but have...
    I've always kept appointments for screenings. I've had the cervical scan, the mammogram and the bowl screening, all was normal. The mammogram was a bit painful but I'd rather have it done,but have to keep a check myself as they tell you.We have private dental insurance called dentaplan, it...
    I've always kept appointments for screenings. I've had the cervical scan, the mammogram and the bowl screening, all was normal. The mammogram was a bit painful but I'd rather have it done,but have to keep a check myself as they tell you.We...
    I've always kept appointments for screenings. I've had the cervical scan, the mammogram and the bowl screening, all was normal. The mammogram was a bit painful but I'd rather have it done,but have...
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  4. Fat Controller
    Like x 5

    The GC Blitz Spirit Relay!

    With more than 8 stables within 5 miles of me, I have enough Horse manure, (and Horse Shoes), thank you, Shiney:dunno::heehee::cat-kittyandsmiley::coffee:Don't do the Lottery, Cuttings, as I have more chance of being in the Observatory...
    With more than 8 stables within 5 miles of me, I have enough Horse manure, (and Horse Shoes), thank you, Shiney:dunno::heehee::cat-kittyandsmiley::coffee:Don't do the Lottery, Cuttings, as I have more chance of being in the Observatory and seeing a UFO flying by. Dog hairs I collect on my trousers when I visit my sister and her dog...
    With more than 8 stables within 5 miles of me, I have enough Horse manure, (and Horse Shoes), thank you, Shiney:dunno::heehee::cat-kittyandsmiley::coffee:Don't do the Lottery, Cuttings, as I have more chance of being in the Observatory and seeing a UFO flying by. Dog hairs I collect...
    With more than 8 stables within 5 miles of me, I have enough Horse manure, (and Horse Shoes), thank you, Shiney:dunno::heehee::cat-kittyandsmiley::coffee:Don't do the Lottery, Cuttings, as I have more chance of being in the Observatory...
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  5. Loofah

    New kitchen and bathroom

    It is a preference setting, I have "show signatures" switched off since in the past one or two members added very distracting animated gifs in their signature.
    It is a preference setting, I have "show signatures" switched off since in the past one or two members added very distracting animated gifs in their signature.
    It is a preference setting, I have "show signatures" switched off since in the past one or two members added very distracting animated gifs in their signature.
    It is a preference setting, I have "show signatures" switched off since in the past one or two members added very distracting animated gifs in their signature.
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  6. shiney

    Happy Birthday roders

    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
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  7. shiney

    Happy Birthday Stephenprudence

    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
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  8. shiney

    Happy birthday Perki

    Thank you for the Birthday wishes :)
    Thank you for the Birthday wishes :)
    Thank you for the Birthday wishes :)
    Thank you for the Birthday wishes :)
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  9. Sheal

    Food chopper/processor.

    This is what I bought and have used. On the whole I'm pleased with it, but a minor issue is that the blade spindle is spring loaded so if food drops below it - it doesn't get chopped.350W Grey...
    This is what I bought and have used. On the whole I'm pleased with it, but a minor issue is that the blade spindle is spring loaded so if food drops below it - it doesn't get chopped.350W Grey Chopper | Dunelm
    This is what I bought and have used. On the whole I'm pleased with it, but a minor issue is that the blade spindle is spring loaded so if food drops below it - it doesn't get chopped.350W Grey Chopper | Dunelm
    This is what I bought and have used. On the whole I'm pleased with it, but a minor issue is that the blade spindle is spring loaded so if food drops below it - it doesn't get chopped.350W Grey...
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  10. Fat Controller
    Informative x 5

    Mobile phone network recommendation

    Set up a 3 Camels alert + watch on ebay, before my 'one off glitch' getting them really cheap, I got one for £27.67, and they've recentley been down to £32 ( £1.33/ month) 3 Camels price history...
    Set up a 3 Camels alert + watch on ebay, before my 'one off glitch' getting them really cheap, I got one for £27.67, and they've recentley been down to £32 ( £1.33/ month) 3 Camels price history for Amazon Three Pay As You Go Mobile Broadband 24 GB Data SIM but I didn't buy any more as I...
    Set up a 3 Camels alert + watch on ebay, before my 'one off glitch' getting them really cheap, I got one for £27.67, and they've recentley been down to £32 ( £1.33/ month) 3 Camels price history for Amazon Three Pay As You Go Mobile Broadband 24...
    Set up a 3 Camels alert + watch on ebay, before my 'one off glitch' getting them really cheap, I got one for £27.67, and they've recentley been down to £32 ( £1.33/ month) 3 Camels price history...
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  11. luciusmaximus

    Coasters and Cheese boards.

    They are very pretty and creative Lucios. Also arty and I like the 'sea' theme.I like them ... thanks for sharing.A Mod should move this to the Hobby section.
    They are very pretty and creative Lucios. Also arty and I like the 'sea' theme.I like them ... thanks for sharing.A Mod should move this to the Hobby section.
    They are very pretty and creative Lucios. Also arty and I like the 'sea' theme.I like them ... thanks for sharing.A Mod should move this to the Hobby section.
    They are very pretty and creative Lucios. Also arty and I like the 'sea' theme.I like them ... thanks for sharing.A Mod should move this to the Hobby section.
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  12. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Mazambo

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAZAMBO !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAZAMBO !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAZAMBO !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAZAMBO !
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  13. GCHQ

    Friendly? Friendly?

    Aw...bless him , it's all these chores he has to do to keep the forum clean and tidy.Please FC give him a hug from me and my belated birthday wishes when he wakes up. We must all do our bit and...
    Aw...bless him , it's all these chores he has to do to keep the forum clean and tidy.Please FC give him a hug from me and my belated birthday wishes when he wakes up. We must all do our bit and tidy up after ourselves.....now that he's 120 yrs old.;),
    Aw...bless him , it's all these chores he has to do to keep the forum clean and tidy.Please FC give him a hug from me and my belated birthday wishes when he wakes up. We must all do our bit and tidy up after ourselves.....now that he's 120 yrs...
    Aw...bless him , it's all these chores he has to do to keep the forum clean and tidy.Please FC give him a hug from me and my belated birthday wishes when he wakes up. We must all do our bit and...
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  14. Mike Allen
    Friendly x 6

    A very humble apology.

    @Mike Allen i hadn't noticed that you had left, sometimes people don't post for a while, but glad that you stayed.
    @Mike Allen i hadn't noticed that you had left, sometimes people don't post for a while, but glad that you stayed.
    @Mike Allen i hadn't noticed that you had left, sometimes people don't post for a while, but glad that you stayed.
    @Mike Allen i hadn't noticed that you had left, sometimes people don't post for a while, but glad that you stayed.
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  15. clanless
    Agree x 5

    Harry and Meghan

    "Call me Harry" he said...No pal, I call you stupid. He has been led by a part of his anatomy on this one (hint, it isn't his nose!) and the thing that actually grates on me more than anything...
    "Call me Harry" he said...No pal, I call you stupid. He has been led by a part of his anatomy on this one (hint, it isn't his nose!) and the thing that actually grates on me more than anything is the fact that The Queen and Prince Philip are in their final few years. Fair enough, he may...
    "Call me Harry" he said...No pal, I call you stupid. He has been led by a part of his anatomy on this one (hint, it isn't his nose!) and the thing that actually grates on me more than anything is the fact that The Queen and Prince Philip are...
    "Call me Harry" he said...No pal, I call you stupid. He has been led by a part of his anatomy on this one (hint, it isn't his nose!) and the thing that actually grates on me more than anything...
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  16. shiney

    The Heathrow Decision!

    Pete. No worries. Although David Attenborough and I so often disagree. Taking his theory of evolution to the extreme. Who knows. We may all wake up in the morning and discover we have evolved...
    Pete. No worries. Although David Attenborough and I so often disagree. Taking his theory of evolution to the extreme. Who knows. We may all wake up in the morning and discover we have evolved a rocket up our whats-its. So freedom to fly and land for everyone. Who needs a new runway.:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Pete. No worries. Although David Attenborough and I so often disagree. Taking his theory of evolution to the extreme. Who knows. We may all wake up in the morning and discover we have evolved a rocket up our whats-its. So freedom to fly and...
    Pete. No worries. Although David Attenborough and I so often disagree. Taking his theory of evolution to the extreme. Who knows. We may all wake up in the morning and discover we have evolved...
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  17. Blooming

    Seeds

    On the subject of seeds. I recently came across a couple of pods of Lilium Regale in the GH. Must be about six years old. So I will sow them and see what happens. Also quite a number of years...
    On the subject of seeds. I recently came across a couple of pods of Lilium Regale in the GH. Must be about six years old. So I will sow them and see what happens. Also quite a number of years ago, I aquired a pod of seeds from a clump of flags. The seeds grew and eventually flowered, but...
    On the subject of seeds. I recently came across a couple of pods of Lilium Regale in the GH. Must be about six years old. So I will sow them and see what happens. Also quite a number of years ago, I aquired a pod of seeds from a clump of...
    On the subject of seeds. I recently came across a couple of pods of Lilium Regale in the GH. Must be about six years old. So I will sow them and see what happens. Also quite a number of years...
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  18. Snorky85

    Environmentally Friendly Ideas

    I use that method - but the old traditional method in India used to be to put the rice in a pan and pour in water until the level is the length of the first joint of your index finger above the...
    I use that method - but the old traditional method in India used to be to put the rice in a pan and pour in water until the level is the length of the first joint of your index finger above the rice, cover and gently simmer. The amount of rice and the length of the finger never seemed to make a...
    I use that method - but the old traditional method in India used to be to put the rice in a pan and pour in water until the level is the length of the first joint of your index finger above the rice, cover and gently simmer. The amount of rice...
    I use that method - but the old traditional method in India used to be to put the rice in a pan and pour in water until the level is the length of the first joint of your index finger above the...
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  19. kamchow

    Please Delete Thread

    Mods - please delete this thread. Thanks.
    Mods - please delete this thread. Thanks.
    Mods - please delete this thread. Thanks.
    Mods - please delete this thread. Thanks.
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  20. shiney
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