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  1. rosa

    Hi Hornbeam

    Agreed MF and LOL, go forwards not backwards.LOCKED
    Agreed MF and LOL, go forwards not backwards.LOCKED
    Agreed MF and LOL, go forwards not backwards.LOCKED
    Agreed MF and LOL, go forwards not backwards.LOCKED
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  2. rosa

    Love Old Farmhouses

    :( It a shame but it is happening everywhere now.... Nowhere is safe these days..... :(
    :( It a shame but it is happening everywhere now.... Nowhere is safe these days..... :(
    :( It a shame but it is happening everywhere now.... Nowhere is safe these days..... :(
    :( It a shame but it is happening everywhere now.... Nowhere is safe these days..... :(
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  3. nicsdad

    hometown web page

    glad the arcitectural plants website meets with your approval - I'm a big fan! Love the sense of humour there!Glad I DIDN'T notice the avatar link - and am trying to avoid going back to lok now...
    glad the arcitectural plants website meets with your approval - I'm a big fan! Love the sense of humour there!Glad I DIDN'T notice the avatar link - and am trying to avoid going back to lok now - but can I do it????? watch this space!!!
    glad the arcitectural plants website meets with your approval - I'm a big fan! Love the sense of humour there!Glad I DIDN'T notice the avatar link - and am trying to avoid going back to lok now - but can I do it????? watch this space!!!
    glad the arcitectural plants website meets with your approval - I'm a big fan! Love the sense of humour there!Glad I DIDN'T notice the avatar link - and am trying to avoid going back to lok now...
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  4. PCMedic

    PC Medic Forum

    could do with some help from you guys...
    could do with some help from you guys...
    could do with some help from you guys...
    could do with some help from you guys...
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  5. windy miller

    Good Morning Shiney!

    Shiney.The pumpkin competition is October 22nd,for local allotments in and around Northampton If you log onto northamptonallotments.co.uk you will see articles about it.There is also talk on the...
    Shiney.The pumpkin competition is October 22nd,for local allotments in and around Northampton If you log onto northamptonallotments.co.uk you will see articles about it.There is also talk on the message boardsKandy
    Shiney.The pumpkin competition is October 22nd,for local allotments in and around Northampton If you log onto northamptonallotments.co.uk you will see articles about it.There is also talk on the message boardsKandy
    Shiney.The pumpkin competition is October 22nd,for local allotments in and around Northampton If you log onto northamptonallotments.co.uk you will see articles about it.There is also talk on the...
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  6. Honey Bee

    Nightmare day....

    Nasty experience HB - glad to hear everything ended well and no one was hurt. Enjoy your drink, and thank your lucky stars all was well.
    Nasty experience HB - glad to hear everything ended well and no one was hurt. Enjoy your drink, and thank your lucky stars all was well.
    Nasty experience HB - glad to hear everything ended well and no one was hurt. Enjoy your drink, and thank your lucky stars all was well.
    Nasty experience HB - glad to hear everything ended well and no one was hurt. Enjoy your drink, and thank your lucky stars all was well.
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  7. rosa

    plant stands

    hi liz, went back up and got that plant stand as they only had two, iff i had the room on the balcony the tall post boxes where fabulous.
    hi liz, went back up and got that plant stand as they only had two, iff i had the room on the balcony the tall post boxes where fabulous.
    hi liz, went back up and got that plant stand as they only had two, iff i had the room on the balcony the tall post boxes where fabulous.
    hi liz, went back up and got that plant stand as they only had two, iff i had the room on the balcony the tall post boxes where fabulous.
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  8. rosa

    fridge/freezer defrosting

    When I moved from Cambridge the local council took the old freezer away �£20 they charged.
    When I moved from Cambridge the local council took the old freezer away �£20 they charged.
    When I moved from Cambridge the local council took the old freezer away �£20 they charged.
    When I moved from Cambridge the local council took the old freezer away �£20 they charged.
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  9. rosa

    Wetherby Races

    They obviously had no homes to go to also :D The betting shops are not so bad here we know most of the guys that get in them, pretty good sort. It will be quite cold at wetherby end of october...
    They obviously had no homes to go to also :D The betting shops are not so bad here we know most of the guys that get in them, pretty good sort. It will be quite cold at wetherby end of october will have to take my big coat and wrap up warm. Snug as a bug in a rug
    They obviously had no homes to go to also :D The betting shops are not so bad here we know most of the guys that get in them, pretty good sort. It will be quite cold at wetherby end of october will have to take my big coat and wrap up...
    They obviously had no homes to go to also :D The betting shops are not so bad here we know most of the guys that get in them, pretty good sort. It will be quite cold at wetherby end of october...
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  10. Victoria

    Boa noite, meus amigos!

    Well, yet again, I'm up too late so it's time to hit the hay .. can't climb the wooden steps any more as I'm in a one-level abode now! Point to remember once you "retire".So, off to the dentist...
    Well, yet again, I'm up too late so it's time to hit the hay .. can't climb the wooden steps any more as I'm in a one-level abode now! Point to remember once you "retire".So, off to the dentist tomorrow for the last attack of my mouth, so I'll be back with you in the afternoon dribbling and...
    Well, yet again, I'm up too late so it's time to hit the hay .. can't climb the wooden steps any more as I'm in a one-level abode now! Point to remember once you "retire".So, off to the dentist tomorrow for the last attack of my mouth, so I'll...
    Well, yet again, I'm up too late so it's time to hit the hay .. can't climb the wooden steps any more as I'm in a one-level abode now! Point to remember once you "retire".So, off to the dentist...
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  11. Webmaster

    This has gone on long enough ........

    I think it went on too long.
    I think it went on too long.
    I think it went on too long.
    I think it went on too long.
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  12. Victoria

    End of Day

    Well, folks, it's been a long day. Thought I was going to have a lazy evening after dinner. Finished my jacket potato out on the patio, came in to check the computer and there was this lengthy e...
    Well, folks, it's been a long day. Thought I was going to have a lazy evening after dinner. Finished my jacket potato out on the patio, came in to check the computer and there was this lengthy e from my sister ... just on the last line reading it and the phone rang ... girlfriend on the phone...
    Well, folks, it's been a long day. Thought I was going to have a lazy evening after dinner. Finished my jacket potato out on the patio, came in to check the computer and there was this lengthy e from my sister ... just on the last line reading...
    Well, folks, it's been a long day. Thought I was going to have a lazy evening after dinner. Finished my jacket potato out on the patio, came in to check the computer and there was this lengthy e...
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  13. Gogs

    MUSIC

    I tend to have the radio on in the background, as I'm not orgainised enough to sort out mp3 stuff - apparantly I have one on the phone. (oh - by the way PC medic, I have a dongle on its way to...
    I tend to have the radio on in the background, as I'm not orgainised enough to sort out mp3 stuff - apparantly I have one on the phone. (oh - by the way PC medic, I have a dongle on its way to me, and thats good for transferring music??? so I'm told... either that or it needs a tube of cream!!!...
    I tend to have the radio on in the background, as I'm not orgainised enough to sort out mp3 stuff - apparantly I have one on the phone. (oh - by the way PC medic, I have a dongle on its way to me, and thats good for transferring music??? so I'm...
    I tend to have the radio on in the background, as I'm not orgainised enough to sort out mp3 stuff - apparantly I have one on the phone. (oh - by the way PC medic, I have a dongle on its way to...
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  14. Honey Bee

    oooops!!!!

    You look a little off colour HoneyBee, I think you should go to your sick bed till at least Friday ;)
    You look a little off colour HoneyBee, I think you should go to your sick bed till at least Friday ;)
    You look a little off colour HoneyBee, I think you should go to your sick bed till at least Friday ;)
    You look a little off colour HoneyBee, I think you should go to your sick bed till at least Friday ;)
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  15. Webmaster

    I've got to go to hospital .....

    i'm abit late ...sorry
    i'm abit late ...sorry
    i'm abit late ...sorry
    i'm abit late ...sorry
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  16. Honey Bee

    Educational and developmental

    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
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  17. rosa

    nothing to do

    They say that a lot of people have trouble with roof gardens as they are all the rage nowadays but the buildings they use were never designed to take them. A few large pots and the associated soil...
    They say that a lot of people have trouble with roof gardens as they are all the rage nowadays but the buildings they use were never designed to take them. A few large pots and the associated soil and plants and the roof starts to sag!Be careful up there Rosa! :D
    They say that a lot of people have trouble with roof gardens as they are all the rage nowadays but the buildings they use were never designed to take them. A few large pots and the associated soil and plants and the roof starts to sag!Be...
    They say that a lot of people have trouble with roof gardens as they are all the rage nowadays but the buildings they use were never designed to take them. A few large pots and the associated soil...
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  18. rosa

    complaint to the council

    Thanks strongylodon, thought beetles would not be attracted to pots and flowers, she also goes on about ants, i have never seen an ant in this building all the 9 years i have lived here, see them...
    Thanks strongylodon, thought beetles would not be attracted to pots and flowers, she also goes on about ants, i have never seen an ant in this building all the 9 years i have lived here, see them out on the pavements.
    Thanks strongylodon, thought beetles would not be attracted to pots and flowers, she also goes on about ants, i have never seen an ant in this building all the 9 years i have lived here, see them out on the pavements.
    Thanks strongylodon, thought beetles would not be attracted to pots and flowers, she also goes on about ants, i have never seen an ant in this building all the 9 years i have lived here, see them...
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  19. rosa

    advice-3 storey car park crash

    cheers jay have not heard anymore at present, solicitor has requested cctv from the car park in question its just a waiting game. I am covered for everything on the insurance so thats the main thing
    cheers jay have not heard anymore at present, solicitor has requested cctv from the car park in question its just a waiting game. I am covered for everything on the insurance so thats the main thing
    cheers jay have not heard anymore at present, solicitor has requested cctv from the car park in question its just a waiting game. I am covered for everything on the insurance so thats the main thing
    cheers jay have not heard anymore at present, solicitor has requested cctv from the car park in question its just a waiting game. I am covered for everything on the insurance so thats the main thing
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  20. Webmaster

    What Ringtone do you have on your Mobile Phone ?

    I have a normal 'ring ring' on my phone, but on the last one I had Papa Lazarou from League of Gentlemen "hello Daaaave..." :D Im trying to transfer 'Bod' or Starsky & Hutch but my phone is...
    I have a normal 'ring ring' on my phone, but on the last one I had Papa Lazarou from League of Gentlemen "hello Daaaave..." :D Im trying to transfer 'Bod' or Starsky & Hutch but my phone is complicated for my age :D If anyone has the Professionals theme tune please send it to me!
    I have a normal 'ring ring' on my phone, but on the last one I had Papa Lazarou from League of Gentlemen "hello Daaaave..." :D Im trying to transfer 'Bod' or Starsky & Hutch but my phone is complicated for my age :D If anyone has the...
    I have a normal 'ring ring' on my phone, but on the last one I had Papa Lazarou from League of Gentlemen "hello Daaaave..." :D Im trying to transfer 'Bod' or Starsky & Hutch but my phone is...
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