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  1. JWK
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    What's your weather like January 2024

    Clear sky and a gentle breeze temp 2c to 7c Precipitation 0% Sunrise 7.49 Sunset 16.54 No rain is expected today
    Clear sky and a gentle breeze temp 2c to 7c Precipitation 0% Sunrise 7.49 Sunset 16.54 No rain is expected today
    Clear sky and a gentle breeze temp 2c to 7c Precipitation 0% Sunrise 7.49 Sunset 16.54 No rain is expected today
    Clear sky and a gentle breeze temp 2c to 7c Precipitation 0% Sunrise 7.49 Sunset 16.54 No rain is expected today
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  2. Charlie996

    Anyone do Premium Bonds ?

    We have had them for years and mainly just won up to £100 usually £25 or £75. We have closed and re opened a couple of times but I am not sure it makes a difference.
    We have had them for years and mainly just won up to £100 usually £25 or £75. We have closed and re opened a couple of times but I am not sure it makes a difference.
    We have had them for years and mainly just won up to £100 usually £25 or £75. We have closed and re opened a couple of times but I am not sure it makes a difference.
    We have had them for years and mainly just won up to £100 usually £25 or £75. We have closed and re opened a couple of times but I am not sure it makes a difference.
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  3. Fof

    How to save money by US army

    I came across this today. Unbelievable!!!!! MSNUrgent need for new missiles. In short they refurbished 2700 units stored as "unservicable" and produced 1900 updated units at a saving of $50k per...
    I came across this today. Unbelievable!!!!! MSNUrgent need for new missiles. In short they refurbished 2700 units stored as "unservicable" and produced 1900 updated units at a saving of $50k per unit ($95 million in total) Unservicable means it cannot be serviced, not that has a fault. If it...
    I came across this today. Unbelievable!!!!! MSNUrgent need for new missiles. In short they refurbished 2700 units stored as "unservicable" and produced 1900 updated units at a saving of $50k per unit ($95 million in total) Unservicable means it...
    I came across this today. Unbelievable!!!!! MSNUrgent need for new missiles. In short they refurbished 2700 units stored as "unservicable" and produced 1900 updated units at a saving of $50k per...
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  4. Logan

    He has got to tell you something

    Ahh! But I was talking about @pete I don't think AI has got that advanced yet :loll:
    Ahh! But I was talking about @pete I don't think AI has got that advanced yet :loll:
    Ahh! But I was talking about @pete I don't think AI has got that advanced yet :loll:
    Ahh! But I was talking about @pete I don't think AI has got that advanced yet :loll:
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  5. Drahcir

    Site owner protection.

    Long words probably.:whistle:;)
    Long words probably.:whistle:;)
    Long words probably.:whistle:;)
    Long words probably.:whistle:;)
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  6. Fat Controller

    Semi-garden related...

    Would a gabled lid work FC? The front half could have the holes in that Mrs FC could access more easily.
    Would a gabled lid work FC? The front half could have the holes in that Mrs FC could access more easily.
    Would a gabled lid work FC? The front half could have the holes in that Mrs FC could access more easily.
    Would a gabled lid work FC? The front half could have the holes in that Mrs FC could access more easily.
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  7. Purple Streaks

    Early Chicago wind organ

    Goodness me that is terrible My mum witnessed the Scarborough blitz when german mines were dropped on the town, I still have a piece of the silk parachute cord used to float the mines down, she...
    Goodness me that is terrible My mum witnessed the Scarborough blitz when german mines were dropped on the town, I still have a piece of the silk parachute cord used to float the mines down, she salvaged afterwards. Her sister was working in the munitions factory they were going for at the time...
    Goodness me that is terrible My mum witnessed the Scarborough blitz when german mines were dropped on the town, I still have a piece of the silk parachute cord used to float the mines down, she salvaged afterwards. Her sister was working in the...
    Goodness me that is terrible My mum witnessed the Scarborough blitz when german mines were dropped on the town, I still have a piece of the silk parachute cord used to float the mines down, she...
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  8. pete

    Youfibre

    High fibre intake gives you the runs, whereas high fibre providers usually give one the runaround.
    High fibre intake gives you the runs, whereas high fibre providers usually give one the runaround.
    High fibre intake gives you the runs, whereas high fibre providers usually give one the runaround.
    High fibre intake gives you the runs, whereas high fibre providers usually give one the runaround.
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  9. Baalmaiden

    Controls that are difficult to use.

    I have just mastered how to set the timer on my new oven. It is a Bosch one which should be a good make. For a start my husband cannot read the marks on the knob as they are so small. Why do...
    I have just mastered how to set the timer on my new oven. It is a Bosch one which should be a good make. For a start my husband cannot read the marks on the knob as they are so small. Why do things have buttons which go like this: Press once for X, twice for Y and three times for Z then you have...
    I have just mastered how to set the timer on my new oven. It is a Bosch one which should be a good make. For a start my husband cannot read the marks on the knob as they are so small. Why do things have buttons which go like this: Press once for...
    I have just mastered how to set the timer on my new oven. It is a Bosch one which should be a good make. For a start my husband cannot read the marks on the knob as they are so small. Why do...
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  10. Fof

    Energy Performance Rating certificates (EPC)

    They are pretty thorough here and have been doing it for years.
    They are pretty thorough here and have been doing it for years.
    They are pretty thorough here and have been doing it for years.
    They are pretty thorough here and have been doing it for years.
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  11. wiseowl
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    What's your weather like FEBRUARY 2024

    Good morning all, light rain and light winds temp 3c to 6c Precipitation 77% Sunrise 6.53 Sunrise 17.48 Rain for most of the day
    Good morning all, light rain and light winds temp 3c to 6c Precipitation 77% Sunrise 6.53 Sunrise 17.48 Rain for most of the day
    Good morning all, light rain and light winds temp 3c to 6c Precipitation 77% Sunrise 6.53 Sunrise 17.48 Rain for most of the day
    Good morning all, light rain and light winds temp 3c to 6c Precipitation 77% Sunrise 6.53 Sunrise 17.48 Rain for most of the day
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  12. Upsydaisy

    Happy St David's Day.......

    Feliz aniversario Bella from Van, Munchkin and The Squeak. :cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley:
    Feliz aniversario Bella from Van, Munchkin and The Squeak. :cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley:
    Feliz aniversario Bella from Van, Munchkin and The Squeak. :cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley:
    Feliz aniversario Bella from Van, Munchkin and The Squeak. :cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley::cat-kittyandsmiley:
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  13. Michael Hewett

    Zoom

    Maybe if I had close family living far away Zoom/Skype/or whatever would be a good idea for me too, but I only have a few relations and some of those are not very communicative anyway, so I don't...
    Maybe if I had close family living far away Zoom/Skype/or whatever would be a good idea for me too, but I only have a few relations and some of those are not very communicative anyway, so I don't know why I thought about it in the first place, and I've decided not to bother with it.
    Maybe if I had close family living far away Zoom/Skype/or whatever would be a good idea for me too, but I only have a few relations and some of those are not very communicative anyway, so I don't know why I thought about it in the first place,...
    Maybe if I had close family living far away Zoom/Skype/or whatever would be a good idea for me too, but I only have a few relations and some of those are not very communicative anyway, so I don't...
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  14. Upsydaisy

    Happy Belated Birthday ..

    Thank you didn't do much just had a day in the garden . Normally sow tomatoes on my Bday but haven't got round to it yet, maybe tomorrow
    Thank you didn't do much just had a day in the garden . Normally sow tomatoes on my Bday but haven't got round to it yet, maybe tomorrow
    Thank you didn't do much just had a day in the garden . Normally sow tomatoes on my Bday but haven't got round to it yet, maybe tomorrow
    Thank you didn't do much just had a day in the garden . Normally sow tomatoes on my Bday but haven't got round to it yet, maybe tomorrow
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  15. Upsydaisy

    Happy Birthday....

    Thank you for reminding me ,it’s great to have two birthdays a year. That’s how it works ,we are told not to give our true birthday on line. I am Scorpio. THANKS.
    Thank you for reminding me ,it’s great to have two birthdays a year. That’s how it works ,we are told not to give our true birthday on line. I am Scorpio. THANKS.
    Thank you for reminding me ,it’s great to have two birthdays a year. That’s how it works ,we are told not to give our true birthday on line. I am Scorpio. THANKS.
    Thank you for reminding me ,it’s great to have two birthdays a year. That’s how it works ,we are told not to give our true birthday on line. I am Scorpio. THANKS.
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  16. Songbird
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    REZZERS

    Meant to say thanks to @Upsydaisy - will take a look at those threads, too.
    Meant to say thanks to @Upsydaisy - will take a look at those threads, too.
    Meant to say thanks to @Upsydaisy - will take a look at those threads, too.
    Meant to say thanks to @Upsydaisy - will take a look at those threads, too.
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  17. Palustris

    Did I miss something?

    It happened around the middle of the day or early afternoon, yesterday @Palustris , from what I could tell. I saw it when I came in later on.
    It happened around the middle of the day or early afternoon, yesterday @Palustris , from what I could tell. I saw it when I came in later on.
    It happened around the middle of the day or early afternoon, yesterday @Palustris , from what I could tell. I saw it when I came in later on.
    It happened around the middle of the day or early afternoon, yesterday @Palustris , from what I could tell. I saw it when I came in later on.
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  18. Fat Controller
    Like x 6

    The cost of living... what can we do?

    So I also have a cup of grits leftover from two nights ago. Not wasting that. Will mix it in with some ground sausage, and add an egg, spices, and fry it up. Normally people put bread...
    So I also have a cup of grits leftover from two nights ago. Not wasting that. Will mix it in with some ground sausage, and add an egg, spices, and fry it up. Normally people put bread crumbs in, grits will be just fine.
    So I also have a cup of grits leftover from two nights ago. Not wasting that. Will mix it in with some ground sausage, and add an egg, spices, and fry it up. Normally people put bread crumbs in, grits will be just fine.
    So I also have a cup of grits leftover from two nights ago. Not wasting that. Will mix it in with some ground sausage, and add an egg, spices, and fry it up. Normally people put bread...
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  19. Purple Streaks

    Rescue german shepherds

    There're such a lot of 'covid era' dogs in rescue centres. People bought them during lockdown and the dogs, especially puppies didn't get to be socialised. These dogs have terrible anxiety, not...
    There're such a lot of 'covid era' dogs in rescue centres. People bought them during lockdown and the dogs, especially puppies didn't get to be socialised. These dogs have terrible anxiety, not surprising when they were treated as toys when puppies. They just can't understand why they've gone...
    There're such a lot of 'covid era' dogs in rescue centres. People bought them during lockdown and the dogs, especially puppies didn't get to be socialised. These dogs have terrible anxiety, not surprising when they were treated as toys when...
    There're such a lot of 'covid era' dogs in rescue centres. People bought them during lockdown and the dogs, especially puppies didn't get to be socialised. These dogs have terrible anxiety, not...
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  20. roders

    Did you know? Visit to Parliament.

    I went on a school trip in that bit of term after taking my 'O'levels, and it was absolutely amazing and one of the treasured experiences of my life (honestly!). I stood at the despatch boxes and...
    I went on a school trip in that bit of term after taking my 'O'levels, and it was absolutely amazing and one of the treasured experiences of my life (honestly!). I stood at the despatch boxes and sat on the wool sack - don't think you get to do that any more... My daughter is doing politics...
    I went on a school trip in that bit of term after taking my 'O'levels, and it was absolutely amazing and one of the treasured experiences of my life (honestly!). I stood at the despatch boxes and sat on the wool sack - don't think you get to do...
    I went on a school trip in that bit of term after taking my 'O'levels, and it was absolutely amazing and one of the treasured experiences of my life (honestly!). I stood at the despatch boxes and...
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