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  1. rosa

    lonely out here

    I'm sometimes online at this time of night too. I like listening to the world service as well as radio4. My cottage is stone so it stays lovely and cool downstairs, but too hot upstairs.
    I'm sometimes online at this time of night too. I like listening to the world service as well as radio4. My cottage is stone so it stays lovely and cool downstairs, but too hot upstairs.
    I'm sometimes online at this time of night too. I like listening to the world service as well as radio4. My cottage is stone so it stays lovely and cool downstairs, but too hot upstairs.
    I'm sometimes online at this time of night too. I like listening to the world service as well as radio4. My cottage is stone so it stays lovely and cool downstairs, but too hot upstairs.
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  2. elainefiz

    Giving Up Smoking

    I gave up 4 months ago. I have tried many times before but have been alot more successful this time as i think i REALLY wanted to give up this time.I would say wait until you are totally...
    I gave up 4 months ago. I have tried many times before but have been alot more successful this time as i think i REALLY wanted to give up this time.I would say wait until you are totally mentally ready to give up and then do it, its no good if you are just doing it cos you feel you have to...
    I gave up 4 months ago. I have tried many times before but have been alot more successful this time as i think i REALLY wanted to give up this time.I would say wait until you are totally mentally ready to give up and then do it, its no good if...
    I gave up 4 months ago. I have tried many times before but have been alot more successful this time as i think i REALLY wanted to give up this time.I would say wait until you are totally...
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  3. windy miller

    Really **** day!!

    :D :D :D :D
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    :D :D :D :D
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  4. roders

    WORLD CUP FOOTBALL

    Roders - I like it. I could cry for Ronaldo - NOT :D
    Roders - I like it. I could cry for Ronaldo - NOT :D
    Roders - I like it. I could cry for Ronaldo - NOT :D
    Roders - I like it. I could cry for Ronaldo - NOT :D
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  5. Webmaster

    Does anyone need to use a chainsaw ???

    you boys and your gadgets!!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
    you boys and your gadgets!!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
    you boys and your gadgets!!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
    you boys and your gadgets!!!!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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  6. Fran

    Away

    Have a good time Fran
    Have a good time Fran
    Have a good time Fran
    Have a good time Fran
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  7. DAG

    Health & Safety

    Perhaps I should add my own unfortunate experience with a microwave which had nothing to do with heating just liquid.Whilst heating a packet meal at work, followed instructions and stirred...
    Perhaps I should add my own unfortunate experience with a microwave which had nothing to do with heating just liquid.Whilst heating a packet meal at work, followed instructions and stirred halfway thro', returned and finished heating time. Failed to wait sufficient standing time as someone...
    Perhaps I should add my own unfortunate experience with a microwave which had nothing to do with heating just liquid.Whilst heating a packet meal at work, followed instructions and stirred halfway thro', returned and finished heating time. ...
    Perhaps I should add my own unfortunate experience with a microwave which had nothing to do with heating just liquid.Whilst heating a packet meal at work, followed instructions and stirred...
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  8. Fran

    Can't bear to watch

    With a ref from Argentina, no chance. Portugal were rubbish, England were rubbish, someone had to win. It reminds me of the Eurovision song contest, instead of penalties it would be a good idea...
    With a ref from Argentina, no chance. Portugal were rubbish, England were rubbish, someone had to win. It reminds me of the Eurovision song contest, instead of penalties it would be a good idea if all the other countries voted for a winner, 2 hours to deciede it all on one kick of a ball.
    With a ref from Argentina, no chance. Portugal were rubbish, England were rubbish, someone had to win. It reminds me of the Eurovision song contest, instead of penalties it would be a good idea if all the other countries voted for a winner, 2...
    With a ref from Argentina, no chance. Portugal were rubbish, England were rubbish, someone had to win. It reminds me of the Eurovision song contest, instead of penalties it would be a good idea...
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  9. Daisies

    Your daily GC check POLL

    done it ;)
    done it ;)
    done it ;)
    done it ;)
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  10. Victoria

    Rude awakening time ...

    That is only about 15 miles from me ... Bradwell has a nuclear power station, I wouldn't want to camp there :D ..... Not now anywayNathan.
    That is only about 15 miles from me ... Bradwell has a nuclear power station, I wouldn't want to camp there :D ..... Not now anywayNathan.
    That is only about 15 miles from me ... Bradwell has a nuclear power station, I wouldn't want to camp there :D ..... Not now anywayNathan.
    That is only about 15 miles from me ... Bradwell has a nuclear power station, I wouldn't want to camp there :D ..... Not now anywayNathan.
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  11. Webmaster

    Be amazed by this Street Art

    Just went on to this arty guy's web page and it's quite mind boggling, to say the least!
    Just went on to this arty guy's web page and it's quite mind boggling, to say the least!
    Just went on to this arty guy's web page and it's quite mind boggling, to say the least!
    Just went on to this arty guy's web page and it's quite mind boggling, to say the least!
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  12. Rich

    Sausages

    LOL
    LOL
    LOL
    LOL
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  13. Victoria

    Another (cute) laugh of the day ...

    strongy - read your post ad then your siggy - very, very apt!!!
    strongy - read your post ad then your siggy - very, very apt!!!
    strongy - read your post ad then your siggy - very, very apt!!!
    strongy - read your post ad then your siggy - very, very apt!!!
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  14. lazy-gardener

    new green wheelie bin!!

    We never peel vegetables. Why do people cut away the tastiest parts? Jacket, boiled, roasted or chipped - spuds always keep their skins. Carrots too don't need peeling if you eat organic...
    We never peel vegetables. Why do people cut away the tastiest parts? Jacket, boiled, roasted or chipped - spuds always keep their skins. Carrots too don't need peeling if you eat organic vegetables free from chemical concentrations. A good wash and into the pot - lovely!
    We never peel vegetables. Why do people cut away the tastiest parts? Jacket, boiled, roasted or chipped - spuds always keep their skins. Carrots too don't need peeling if you eat organic vegetables free from chemical concentrations. A ...
    We never peel vegetables. Why do people cut away the tastiest parts? Jacket, boiled, roasted or chipped - spuds always keep their skins. Carrots too don't need peeling if you eat organic...
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  15. jjordie

    Knight School

    Glad to see this thread has degenerated!! I've been there too, but hesitate to mention my feeble score - but glad that Nathan is keeping GC high on the profile!
    Glad to see this thread has degenerated!! I've been there too, but hesitate to mention my feeble score - but glad that Nathan is keeping GC high on the profile!
    Glad to see this thread has degenerated!! I've been there too, but hesitate to mention my feeble score - but glad that Nathan is keeping GC high on the profile!
    Glad to see this thread has degenerated!! I've been there too, but hesitate to mention my feeble score - but glad that Nathan is keeping GC high on the profile!
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  16. wildflower

    windy ridge!!

    went to allotment today to find broccolli a bit battered so propped them back up with a plank of wood.pea pods needed teasing back through netting and really glad i staked my delphiniums the other...
    went to allotment today to find broccolli a bit battered so propped them back up with a plank of wood.pea pods needed teasing back through netting and really glad i staked my delphiniums the other day.ive only got 2,not many flowers but theyre the loveliest shade of baby blue.its been a bit...
    went to allotment today to find broccolli a bit battered so propped them back up with a plank of wood.pea pods needed teasing back through netting and really glad i staked my delphiniums the other day.ive only got 2,not many flowers but theyre...
    went to allotment today to find broccolli a bit battered so propped them back up with a plank of wood.pea pods needed teasing back through netting and really glad i staked my delphiniums the other...
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  17. Victoria

    Laugh of the Day !!!

    Very funny Lady of Leisure :D
    Very funny Lady of Leisure :D
    Very funny Lady of Leisure :D
    Very funny Lady of Leisure :D
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  18. Fran

    Apologies

    Dont worry Rosa I thought I was being smart by installing two Antivirus programmes in my computer about two months after I got it . If you havent tried it DONT its a real eye...
    Dont worry Rosa I thought I was being smart by installing two Antivirus programmes in my computer about two months after I got it . If you havent tried it DONT its a real eye opener when it refuses to start and you start to age ten times faster than you should,marital relations...
    Dont worry Rosa I thought I was being smart by installing two Antivirus programmes in my computer about two months after I got it . If you havent tried it DONT its a real eye opener when it refuses to start and you start to age...
    Dont worry Rosa I thought I was being smart by installing two Antivirus programmes in my computer about two months after I got it . If you havent tried it DONT its a real eye...
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  20. Victoria

    Finger Tongue Tied

    yep i have the same problem with me the words are typed quickly cos i am a typist and they can still come out gobblity gook lol :eek: i think i type faster than i think lol :D
    yep i have the same problem with me the words are typed quickly cos i am a typist and they can still come out gobblity gook lol :eek: i think i type faster than i think lol :D
    yep i have the same problem with me the words are typed quickly cos i am a typist and they can still come out gobblity gook lol :eek: i think i type faster than i think lol :D
    yep i have the same problem with me the words are typed quickly cos i am a typist and they can still come out gobblity gook lol :eek: i think i type faster than i think lol :D
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