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  1. clueless1
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    Daft things you've done out of pride

    It's around 3am, and I can't sleep, so, I'll add my daftness!!Early in married life, when "doing it yourself" was a necessity, not a trend, I decided to paint the outside of our first house (I'd...
    It's around 3am, and I can't sleep, so, I'll add my daftness!!Early in married life, when "doing it yourself" was a necessity, not a trend, I decided to paint the outside of our first house (I'd a terrace house).No ladder, so, how do I paint the high areas outside?As a severe epileptic,...
    It's around 3am, and I can't sleep, so, I'll add my daftness!!Early in married life, when "doing it yourself" was a necessity, not a trend, I decided to paint the outside of our first house (I'd a terrace house).No ladder, so, how do I paint...
    It's around 3am, and I can't sleep, so, I'll add my daftness!!Early in married life, when "doing it yourself" was a necessity, not a trend, I decided to paint the outside of our first house (I'd...
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  2. Clueless 1 v2

    Lurgy remedies

    They last 6 months and there was no instruction to keep them in the fridge. I didn't realize it but I think they're about just over the date now.
    They last 6 months and there was no instruction to keep them in the fridge. I didn't realize it but I think they're about just over the date now.
    They last 6 months and there was no instruction to keep them in the fridge. I didn't realize it but I think they're about just over the date now.
    They last 6 months and there was no instruction to keep them in the fridge. I didn't realize it but I think they're about just over the date now.
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  3. mazambo
    Friendly x 8

    Hello everyone, long time no see.

    Welcome back mazambo with or without functioning body parts. :biggrin:
    Welcome back mazambo with or without functioning body parts. :biggrin:
    Welcome back mazambo with or without functioning body parts. :biggrin:
    Welcome back mazambo with or without functioning body parts. :biggrin:
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  4. shiney
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    What's your weather like APRIL 2024

    Good morning all, light cloud and light winds temp 9c to 17c Precipitation 0% Sunrise 5.36 Sunset 20.35
    Good morning all, light cloud and light winds temp 9c to 17c Precipitation 0% Sunrise 5.36 Sunset 20.35
    Good morning all, light cloud and light winds temp 9c to 17c Precipitation 0% Sunrise 5.36 Sunset 20.35
    Good morning all, light cloud and light winds temp 9c to 17c Precipitation 0% Sunrise 5.36 Sunset 20.35
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  5. shiney
    Informative x 9

    Yet Another Scam

    Brilliant @shiney :biggrin: They do tend to go in 'cycles' - we used to get a spate of the at work, then nothing for a few weeks, then repeat ad infinitum.
    Brilliant @shiney :biggrin: They do tend to go in 'cycles' - we used to get a spate of the at work, then nothing for a few weeks, then repeat ad infinitum.
    Brilliant @shiney :biggrin: They do tend to go in 'cycles' - we used to get a spate of the at work, then nothing for a few weeks, then repeat ad infinitum.
    Brilliant @shiney :biggrin: They do tend to go in 'cycles' - we used to get a spate of the at work, then nothing for a few weeks, then repeat ad infinitum.
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  6. Plantminded

    Rowan Pollen Allergy - Anyone else suffering?

    Thank you @Goldenlily26, it sounds like you are coping well. I have a few food intolerances, not allergies, and am also intolerant of noisy neighbours:)!
    Thank you @Goldenlily26, it sounds like you are coping well. I have a few food intolerances, not allergies, and am also intolerant of noisy neighbours:)!
    Thank you @Goldenlily26, it sounds like you are coping well. I have a few food intolerances, not allergies, and am also intolerant of noisy neighbours:)!
    Thank you @Goldenlily26, it sounds like you are coping well. I have a few food intolerances, not allergies, and am also intolerant of noisy neighbours:)!
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  7. BB3

    What's the right time?

    I'm another one who doesn't feel the need to know the exact time. All the clocks in our house are slightly different, only adjusted an hour in spring and autumn (except the one on the cooker that...
    I'm another one who doesn't feel the need to know the exact time. All the clocks in our house are slightly different, only adjusted an hour in spring and autumn (except the one on the cooker that I can never remember how to do and can't be bothered to look up). Electronic devices are left to get...
    I'm another one who doesn't feel the need to know the exact time. All the clocks in our house are slightly different, only adjusted an hour in spring and autumn (except the one on the cooker that I can never remember how to do and can't be...
    I'm another one who doesn't feel the need to know the exact time. All the clocks in our house are slightly different, only adjusted an hour in spring and autumn (except the one on the cooker that...
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  8. Meomye

    Still Learning

    Thank you @pete
    Thank you @pete
    Thank you @pete
    Thank you @pete
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  9. Debs64

    Wildfarmed bread

    It is a little bit more expensive @fairygirl but not ridiculous. I have a personal preference for sourdough bread which is quite pricey anyway but as I no longer have a houseful of children to...
    It is a little bit more expensive @fairygirl but not ridiculous. I have a personal preference for sourdough bread which is quite pricey anyway but as I no longer have a houseful of children to feed I do try to shop in a way that’s slightly more environmentally friendly if I can. I don’t mind...
    It is a little bit more expensive @fairygirl but not ridiculous. I have a personal preference for sourdough bread which is quite pricey anyway but as I no longer have a houseful of children to feed I do try to shop in a way that’s slightly more...
    It is a little bit more expensive @fairygirl but not ridiculous. I have a personal preference for sourdough bread which is quite pricey anyway but as I no longer have a houseful of children to...
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  10. pete
    Informative x 3

    Phobile Moans

    Yes, that's what I said.... I think!
    Yes, that's what I said.... I think!
    Yes, that's what I said.... I think!
    Yes, that's what I said.... I think!
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  11. Ben Howlett

    Waterlogged soil

    You may need to put in drains.
    You may need to put in drains.
    You may need to put in drains.
    You may need to put in drains.
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  12. KT53
    Agree x 9

    Recovery of Carers Allowance overpayments

    I have less sympathy, in fact next to no sympathy, for those in the situation reported where somebody won £80k and blew the lot in either 2 weeks or 2 months, depending on which report you read. ...
    I have less sympathy, in fact next to no sympathy, for those in the situation reported where somebody won £80k and blew the lot in either 2 weeks or 2 months, depending on which report you read. They then moaned that their benefits had been stopped.
    I have less sympathy, in fact next to no sympathy, for those in the situation reported where somebody won £80k and blew the lot in either 2 weeks or 2 months, depending on which report you read. They then moaned that their benefits had been stopped.
    I have less sympathy, in fact next to no sympathy, for those in the situation reported where somebody won £80k and blew the lot in either 2 weeks or 2 months, depending on which report you read. ...
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  13. Michael Hewett

    Alerts

    That's ok if you want to see all the new posts but I only want to see what I'm really interested in, so I find alerts are better
    That's ok if you want to see all the new posts but I only want to see what I'm really interested in, so I find alerts are better
    That's ok if you want to see all the new posts but I only want to see what I'm really interested in, so I find alerts are better
    That's ok if you want to see all the new posts but I only want to see what I'm really interested in, so I find alerts are better
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  14. Clueless 1 v2

    How are Brits perceived abroad?

    I've just found this thread and, having read the first post, I was itching to respond as I live in Dordogne, France. However, @noisette47 and @Obelix-Vendée said just about everything on page 1...
    I've just found this thread and, having read the first post, I was itching to respond as I live in Dordogne, France. However, @noisette47 and @Obelix-Vendée said just about everything on page 1 that I was going to say!The French here are friendly and some have told me that they like having...
    I've just found this thread and, having read the first post, I was itching to respond as I live in Dordogne, France. However, @noisette47 and @Obelix-Vendée said just about everything on page 1 that I was going to say!The French here are...
    I've just found this thread and, having read the first post, I was itching to respond as I live in Dordogne, France. However, @noisette47 and @Obelix-Vendée said just about everything on page 1...
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  15. JennyJB

    Random question about cucumbers

    I don't peel or eat bananas. Yuk
    I don't peel or eat bananas. Yuk
    I don't peel or eat bananas. Yuk
    I don't peel or eat bananas. Yuk
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  16. BB3

    Cornflour

    Thank you for that link @Dovefromabove, lots of lovely Chinese recipe ideas.
    Thank you for that link @Dovefromabove, lots of lovely Chinese recipe ideas.
    Thank you for that link @Dovefromabove, lots of lovely Chinese recipe ideas.
    Thank you for that link @Dovefromabove, lots of lovely Chinese recipe ideas.
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  18. Selleri

    A stone, two holes and a question

    I still think it looks like an owl ... stick it in a pot with twig in front for a perch.
    I still think it looks like an owl ... stick it in a pot with twig in front for a perch.
    I still think it looks like an owl ... stick it in a pot with twig in front for a perch.
    I still think it looks like an owl ... stick it in a pot with twig in front for a perch.
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  19. Punkdoc
    Like x 3

    These men were heroes.

    'Hero' is a much overused word especially if you watch any of the programmes about D-Day and the months after. However I agree with that description being attached to these guys. Given that they...
    'Hero' is a much overused word especially if you watch any of the programmes about D-Day and the months after. However I agree with that description being attached to these guys. Given that they knew the inevitable outcome they could easily have hidden away but instead worked tirelessly in the...
    'Hero' is a much overused word especially if you watch any of the programmes about D-Day and the months after. However I agree with that description being attached to these guys. Given that they knew the inevitable outcome they could easily...
    'Hero' is a much overused word especially if you watch any of the programmes about D-Day and the months after. However I agree with that description being attached to these guys. Given that they...
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  20. wiseowl
    Locked
    Like x 3

    Whats your weather like May 2024

    Good morning all, partly cloudy and light winds temp 12c to 16c Precipitation 0% Sunrise 4.49 Sunset 21.23 Maybe rain later
    Good morning all, partly cloudy and light winds temp 12c to 16c Precipitation 0% Sunrise 4.49 Sunset 21.23 Maybe rain later
    Good morning all, partly cloudy and light winds temp 12c to 16c Precipitation 0% Sunrise 4.49 Sunset 21.23 Maybe rain later
    Good morning all, partly cloudy and light winds temp 12c to 16c Precipitation 0% Sunrise 4.49 Sunset 21.23 Maybe rain later
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