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  1. Palustris

    Yet another book, again.

    Well done @Palustris
    Well done @Palustris
    Well done @Palustris
    Well done @Palustris
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  2. Chilled

    Auto Timer for garden hose

    Thanks steephill , looks the business, will add it to my fathers day list
    Thanks steephill , looks the business, will add it to my fathers day list
    Thanks steephill , looks the business, will add it to my fathers day list
    Thanks steephill , looks the business, will add it to my fathers day list
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  3. Fat Controller
    Agree x 4

    Those wind turbines and electric cars don't look so eco-friendly now....

    I am the same, the tips in Morrisons have been £16 per kilo. Yet, today in Aldi, British asparagus tips were 59p per 100g today.
    I am the same, the tips in Morrisons have been £16 per kilo. Yet, today in Aldi, British asparagus tips were 59p per 100g today.
    I am the same, the tips in Morrisons have been £16 per kilo. Yet, today in Aldi, British asparagus tips were 59p per 100g today.
    I am the same, the tips in Morrisons have been £16 per kilo. Yet, today in Aldi, British asparagus tips were 59p per 100g today.
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  4. Tidemark

    1984 being read on BBC Radio 4 from today.

    I’m afraid I pinched “no moaning at the bar” from Mr Lehrer.He’s also on a video having a go at “That is the end of the News” as sung by Michael Law, above.
    I’m afraid I pinched “no moaning at the bar” from Mr Lehrer.He’s also on a video having a go at “That is the end of the News” as sung by Michael Law, above.
    I’m afraid I pinched “no moaning at the bar” from Mr Lehrer.He’s also on a video having a go at “That is the end of the News” as sung by Michael Law, above.
    I’m afraid I pinched “no moaning at the bar” from Mr Lehrer.He’s also on a video having a go at “That is the end of the News” as sung by Michael Law, above.
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  5. Fat Controller

    Drilling

    Oh, things have moved way beyond that stage in the intervening years... to the point that the police were out (again) at his door today. I dream of the day we can move away from here as they...
    Oh, things have moved way beyond that stage in the intervening years... to the point that the police were out (again) at his door today. I dream of the day we can move away from here as they have ruined a home that we were really happy in.
    Oh, things have moved way beyond that stage in the intervening years... to the point that the police were out (again) at his door today. I dream of the day we can move away from here as they have ruined a home that we were really happy in.
    Oh, things have moved way beyond that stage in the intervening years... to the point that the police were out (again) at his door today. I dream of the day we can move away from here as they...
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  6. BB3

    I think I might have got old

    IOh how I wish we'd done that! The same with the junk in the garage
    IOh how I wish we'd done that! The same with the junk in the garage
    IOh how I wish we'd done that! The same with the junk in the garage
    IOh how I wish we'd done that! The same with the junk in the garage
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  7. louicopp

    Buying a Plot of Land - Where to Start

    The surveyor we had when we bought this house was RICS-accredited and very helpful so I will contact her again. Thank you.This is very helpful and gives me an idea of what we can expect. Thank...
    The surveyor we had when we bought this house was RICS-accredited and very helpful so I will contact her again. Thank you.This is very helpful and gives me an idea of what we can expect. Thank you!You could be right, but this wouldn't be the part of his garden that would be a buffer to his...
    The surveyor we had when we bought this house was RICS-accredited and very helpful so I will contact her again. Thank you.This is very helpful and gives me an idea of what we can expect. Thank you!You could be right, but this wouldn't be...
    The surveyor we had when we bought this house was RICS-accredited and very helpful so I will contact her again. Thank you.This is very helpful and gives me an idea of what we can expect. Thank...
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  8. Palustris

    At it again!

    Been and gone and done it once more. Book out on Amazon today.
    Been and gone and done it once more. Book out on Amazon today.
    Been and gone and done it once more. Book out on Amazon today.
    Been and gone and done it once more. Book out on Amazon today.
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  9. Fat Controller

    HAMPTON COURT FLOWER SHOW IMPORTANT INFO!

    Thank you for the information @Fat Controller. I'm glad we went last year, queues were bad enough then. Not going this year.
    Thank you for the information @Fat Controller. I'm glad we went last year, queues were bad enough then. Not going this year.
    Thank you for the information @Fat Controller. I'm glad we went last year, queues were bad enough then. Not going this year.
    Thank you for the information @Fat Controller. I'm glad we went last year, queues were bad enough then. Not going this year.
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  10. KT53

    Royal Mail 'Tracked 48'

    We live about 2 miles from our local sorting/delivery office so aren't rural or anything like it. Our postal service is unreliable at best.
    We live about 2 miles from our local sorting/delivery office so aren't rural or anything like it. Our postal service is unreliable at best.
    We live about 2 miles from our local sorting/delivery office so aren't rural or anything like it. Our postal service is unreliable at best.
    We live about 2 miles from our local sorting/delivery office so aren't rural or anything like it. Our postal service is unreliable at best.
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  11. wiseowl
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    Whats your weather like June 2024

    July thread here:-What's Your Weather Like July 2024
    July thread here:-What's Your Weather Like July 2024
    July thread here:-What's Your Weather Like July 2024
    July thread here:-What's Your Weather Like July 2024
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  12. pete

    With Wimbledon coming up, as suggested Game, set, and ......

    That was a quality tennis match! :dbgrtmb:Enjoyed it very much. Well done, Alcaraz! When he wobbled on his serve at 5-4 up in the 3rd, I thought he might lose that set ... but no!
    That was a quality tennis match! :dbgrtmb:Enjoyed it very much. Well done, Alcaraz! When he wobbled on his serve at 5-4 up in the 3rd, I thought he might lose that set ... but no!
    That was a quality tennis match! :dbgrtmb:Enjoyed it very much. Well done, Alcaraz! When he wobbled on his serve at 5-4 up in the 3rd, I thought he might lose that set ... but no!
    That was a quality tennis match! :dbgrtmb:Enjoyed it very much. Well done, Alcaraz! When he wobbled on his serve at 5-4 up in the 3rd, I thought he might lose that set ... but no!
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  13. shiney
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    Like x 6

    Separate Moan Thread About The Election

    **ADMIN NOTICE**Ladies and gentlemen, as we noted before the election, the time has come to draw the thread to a close.With thanks to all for participating it has raised some good points,...
    **ADMIN NOTICE**Ladies and gentlemen, as we noted before the election, the time has come to draw the thread to a close.With thanks to all for participating it has raised some good points, arguments and sometimes hackles!Best regards, Admin
    **ADMIN NOTICE**Ladies and gentlemen, as we noted before the election, the time has come to draw the thread to a close.With thanks to all for participating it has raised some good points, arguments and sometimes hackles!Best regards, Admin
    **ADMIN NOTICE**Ladies and gentlemen, as we noted before the election, the time has come to draw the thread to a close.With thanks to all for participating it has raised some good points,...
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  14. pete

    Broken spring.

    No off side, probably my weight. :biggrin:
    No off side, probably my weight. :biggrin:
    No off side, probably my weight. :biggrin:
    No off side, probably my weight. :biggrin:
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  15. Tidemark

    Is it just me?

    It could equally well be "underestimated"
    It could equally well be "underestimated"
    It could equally well be "underestimated"
    It could equally well be "underestimated"
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  16. shiney
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    What's Your Weather Like July 2024

    Good morning all, light cloud and light winds temp 17c to 24c Precipitation 41% Sunrise 5.29 Sunset 20.58 Maybe rain today
    Good morning all, light cloud and light winds temp 17c to 24c Precipitation 41% Sunrise 5.29 Sunset 20.58 Maybe rain today
    Good morning all, light cloud and light winds temp 17c to 24c Precipitation 41% Sunrise 5.29 Sunset 20.58 Maybe rain today
    Good morning all, light cloud and light winds temp 17c to 24c Precipitation 41% Sunrise 5.29 Sunset 20.58 Maybe rain today
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  17. KT53

    For all those who said things couldn't get worse.....

    I don't have a problem with the concept of tax, just the execution of our system.Full transparency and a level playing field is all I ask for. No loopholes, no wheezes for the wealthy, no...
    I don't have a problem with the concept of tax, just the execution of our system.Full transparency and a level playing field is all I ask for. No loopholes, no wheezes for the wealthy, no get-out clauses or relief schemes. I'd even be happy with one flat rate so there were no cliff edges and...
    I don't have a problem with the concept of tax, just the execution of our system.Full transparency and a level playing field is all I ask for. No loopholes, no wheezes for the wealthy, no get-out clauses or relief schemes. I'd even be happy...
    I don't have a problem with the concept of tax, just the execution of our system.Full transparency and a level playing field is all I ask for. No loopholes, no wheezes for the wealthy, no...
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  18. Tidemark

    RHS survey

    When I walked around Mont Blanc in around 2008, with a group, it was perfectly easy to see how much the glaciers had retreated over the years. No need to revisit 15 years later.
    When I walked around Mont Blanc in around 2008, with a group, it was perfectly easy to see how much the glaciers had retreated over the years. No need to revisit 15 years later.
    When I walked around Mont Blanc in around 2008, with a group, it was perfectly easy to see how much the glaciers had retreated over the years. No need to revisit 15 years later.
    When I walked around Mont Blanc in around 2008, with a group, it was perfectly easy to see how much the glaciers had retreated over the years. No need to revisit 15 years later.
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  19. roders

    Cambridge remembers Palestine.

    I always enjoy visiting Cambridge ,always plenty to see. Literally hundreds of Japanese visiting photographing everything in sight.Outside Kings college they are still in support of Palestine...
    I always enjoy visiting Cambridge ,always plenty to see. Literally hundreds of Japanese visiting photographing everything in sight.Outside Kings college they are still in support of Palestine with a passion. Here are a few pics. of their home from home.
    I always enjoy visiting Cambridge ,always plenty to see. Literally hundreds of Japanese visiting photographing everything in sight.Outside Kings college they are still in support of Palestine with a passion. Here are a few pics. of their home...
    I always enjoy visiting Cambridge ,always plenty to see. Literally hundreds of Japanese visiting photographing everything in sight.Outside Kings college they are still in support of Palestine...
    5476490A-4FD3-4981-AD13-C6874DA5E270.jpeg 93D1DCD2-B9E8-4C3E-A4AF-98D1BA5D4480.jpeg FFDA0020-F1F2-477F-8FC2-DA3C6FB389BF.jpeg 7B96C3C7-E408-4CD3-9A58-948125A096FB.jpeg CC6E4D88-BFDF-4564-9CB9-4277DFB3FB4F.jpeg
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  20. Michael Hewett

    Newly plastered walls

    When I used to paper walls I'd coat them with the wallpaper paste before hanging the sheet of paper. I just paint the walls now
    When I used to paper walls I'd coat them with the wallpaper paste before hanging the sheet of paper. I just paint the walls now
    When I used to paper walls I'd coat them with the wallpaper paste before hanging the sheet of paper. I just paint the walls now
    When I used to paper walls I'd coat them with the wallpaper paste before hanging the sheet of paper. I just paint the walls now
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