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  1. Fran

    Could we do it?

    Like it Fran...
    Like it Fran...
    Like it Fran...
    Like it Fran...
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  2. Fran

    Newt or Sand Lizard

    Glad you found out it wasn't me!! I didn't think I'd said that?? But I do forget things - must be getting old....
    Glad you found out it wasn't me!! I didn't think I'd said that?? But I do forget things - must be getting old....
    Glad you found out it wasn't me!! I didn't think I'd said that?? But I do forget things - must be getting old....
    Glad you found out it wasn't me!! I didn't think I'd said that?? But I do forget things - must be getting old....
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  3. Fran

    Sad but nature

    The noice shouldn't bother them at all, they will have been aware of it when they built their nest - though don't peak.The female usually goes missing for a bit when she's incubating the eggs -...
    The noice shouldn't bother them at all, they will have been aware of it when they built their nest - though don't peak.The female usually goes missing for a bit when she's incubating the eggs - as I recall, it takes 1-2 weeks to hatch and then a further 4 weeks til they leave the nest....
    The noice shouldn't bother them at all, they will have been aware of it when they built their nest - though don't peak.The female usually goes missing for a bit when she's incubating the eggs - as I recall, it takes 1-2 weeks to hatch and then...
    The noice shouldn't bother them at all, they will have been aware of it when they built their nest - though don't peak.The female usually goes missing for a bit when she's incubating the eggs -...
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  4. Daisies

    You gotta laugh.....!

    Elainfiz - with an answer like that from your hubby - you just had to be from round here!! Wayeye!!No he hasn't started, nor will he! I found another chap who, whilst maybe lacking in the...
    Elainfiz - with an answer like that from your hubby - you just had to be from round here!! Wayeye!!No he hasn't started, nor will he! I found another chap who, whilst maybe lacking in the intimate detail of plantsmanship, is a keen amateur gardener and has agreed to do it for �£10 an hour....
    Elainfiz - with an answer like that from your hubby - you just had to be from round here!! Wayeye!!No he hasn't started, nor will he! I found another chap who, whilst maybe lacking in the intimate detail of plantsmanship, is a keen amateur...
    Elainfiz - with an answer like that from your hubby - you just had to be from round here!! Wayeye!!No he hasn't started, nor will he! I found another chap who, whilst maybe lacking in the...
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  5. Liz

    What is this strange object in my garden?

    Wht a lovely name for the cat - like it Liz
    Wht a lovely name for the cat - like it Liz
    Wht a lovely name for the cat - like it Liz
    Wht a lovely name for the cat - like it Liz
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  6. berry

    Paladin!

    :D :D ;)And...What is a beer belly??????????? A six pack? ;)
    :D :D ;)And...What is a beer belly??????????? A six pack? ;)
    :D :D ;)And...What is a beer belly??????????? A six pack? ;)
    :D :D ;)And...What is a beer belly??????????? A six pack? ;)
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  7. Honey Bee

    A Woman's Guide to Men.......

    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
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  8. elainefiz

    member status?

    If it comes to that, I'm no guru either - and this used to be 'gardening god' which I'm also not!!!
    If it comes to that, I'm no guru either - and this used to be 'gardening god' which I'm also not!!!
    If it comes to that, I'm no guru either - and this used to be 'gardening god' which I'm also not!!!
    If it comes to that, I'm no guru either - and this used to be 'gardening god' which I'm also not!!!
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  9. dalbuie

    Can you read this?

    It's just like what all my pupils used to write!! Odd that none of us has any problem reading it.... Are we all dyslexic ??
    It's just like what all my pupils used to write!! Odd that none of us has any problem reading it.... Are we all dyslexic ??
    It's just like what all my pupils used to write!! Odd that none of us has any problem reading it.... Are we all dyslexic ??
    It's just like what all my pupils used to write!! Odd that none of us has any problem reading it.... Are we all dyslexic ??
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  10. Daisies

    Do you like the new board layout?

    yes,hasn`t he done a great job.
    yes,hasn`t he done a great job.
    yes,hasn`t he done a great job.
    yes,hasn`t he done a great job.
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  11. Fran

    2000 coming up

    Registered Members says number 2000 is Gaynutface - different to directory which says Gardencat is 2000! - something not quite right here Nathan on such an important occasion! :D
    Registered Members says number 2000 is Gaynutface - different to directory which says Gardencat is 2000! - something not quite right here Nathan on such an important occasion! :D
    Registered Members says number 2000 is Gaynutface - different to directory which says Gardencat is 2000! - something not quite right here Nathan on such an important occasion! :D
    Registered Members says number 2000 is Gaynutface - different to directory which says Gardencat is 2000! - something not quite right here Nathan on such an important occasion! :D
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  12. Waco

    Congratulations Edward!

    Oh paladin - the tourists arn't that bad!Ed has vanished now so all peaceful - well appart from the farmer next door who has stuck a note in his front window saying "please do not stand on my...
    Oh paladin - the tourists arn't that bad!Ed has vanished now so all peaceful - well appart from the farmer next door who has stuck a note in his front window saying "please do not stand on my garden to look into my house", may be we will get a few tourists shot yet!
    Oh paladin - the tourists arn't that bad!Ed has vanished now so all peaceful - well appart from the farmer next door who has stuck a note in his front window saying "please do not stand on my garden to look into my house", may be we will get a...
    Oh paladin - the tourists arn't that bad!Ed has vanished now so all peaceful - well appart from the farmer next door who has stuck a note in his front window saying "please do not stand on my...
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  13. Waco

    Gardening ditties anyone?

    So you obviously know theat waco is abreviation for WAunt COttage - we had to have the walnut tree cut down as it was rotten inside - shame lovely tree, perhaps my husband did not beat it as hard...
    So you obviously know theat waco is abreviation for WAunt COttage - we had to have the walnut tree cut down as it was rotten inside - shame lovely tree, perhaps my husband did not beat it as hard as he beats me!
    So you obviously know theat waco is abreviation for WAunt COttage - we had to have the walnut tree cut down as it was rotten inside - shame lovely tree, perhaps my husband did not beat it as hard as he beats me!
    So you obviously know theat waco is abreviation for WAunt COttage - we had to have the walnut tree cut down as it was rotten inside - shame lovely tree, perhaps my husband did not beat it as hard...
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  14. dalbuie

    May the 4th be with you !

    We seem to have some very learned members on GC! Very interesting! :D
    We seem to have some very learned members on GC! Very interesting! :D
    We seem to have some very learned members on GC! Very interesting! :D
    We seem to have some very learned members on GC! Very interesting! :D
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  15. Daisies

    middle letter word game

    pelIcan
    pelIcan
    pelIcan
    pelIcan
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  16. frogesque

    Cuckoo!

    sorry jjordie its just that I don't do "chair persons" so tend to use "well done that man" as a cover all, didn't mean to upset.
    sorry jjordie its just that I don't do "chair persons" so tend to use "well done that man" as a cover all, didn't mean to upset.
    sorry jjordie its just that I don't do "chair persons" so tend to use "well done that man" as a cover all, didn't mean to upset.
    sorry jjordie its just that I don't do "chair persons" so tend to use "well done that man" as a cover all, didn't mean to upset.
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  17. Paladin

    Scam warning!

    I wonder what would happen if you asked the operator to reverse the charges ;)Nathan.
    I wonder what would happen if you asked the operator to reverse the charges ;)Nathan.
    I wonder what would happen if you asked the operator to reverse the charges ;)Nathan.
    I wonder what would happen if you asked the operator to reverse the charges ;)Nathan.
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  18. frogesque

    Bird 'Flu

    Oh nothing so common from Paladin, definately wild morello cherry after marinading in brandy.
    Oh nothing so common from Paladin, definately wild morello cherry after marinading in brandy.
    Oh nothing so common from Paladin, definately wild morello cherry after marinading in brandy.
    Oh nothing so common from Paladin, definately wild morello cherry after marinading in brandy.
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  19. Paladin

    23 April.

    :D Mrs Pal said she hopes there were stars in your dreams :D
    :D Mrs Pal said she hopes there were stars in your dreams :D
    :D Mrs Pal said she hopes there were stars in your dreams :D
    :D Mrs Pal said she hopes there were stars in your dreams :D
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  20. frogesque

    It's your copyright! Right?

    I think if they are using them for commercial purposes I would want more than them just to ask permission. :D
    I think if they are using them for commercial purposes I would want more than them just to ask permission. :D
    I think if they are using them for commercial purposes I would want more than them just to ask permission. :D
    I think if they are using them for commercial purposes I would want more than them just to ask permission. :D
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