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  1. Webmaster

    Thanks for the card Fran

    Many thanks ..... I also hope GC goes from strength to strength ;) .Nathan.
    Many thanks ..... I also hope GC goes from strength to strength ;) .Nathan.
    Many thanks ..... I also hope GC goes from strength to strength ;) .Nathan.
    Many thanks ..... I also hope GC goes from strength to strength ;) .Nathan.
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  2. frogesque

    Happy New Year

    Happy New Year everyone-Hope 2006 brings you lots of happiness.
    Happy New Year everyone-Hope 2006 brings you lots of happiness.
    Happy New Year everyone-Hope 2006 brings you lots of happiness.
    Happy New Year everyone-Hope 2006 brings you lots of happiness.
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  3. SteveW

    Reminisce

    :( Very sorry to hear of your loss Paladin. I do not understand how these people can predict what has, or is going to happen in our lives. I am a great beleiver in "what happens is what is...
    :( Very sorry to hear of your loss Paladin. I do not understand how these people can predict what has, or is going to happen in our lives. I am a great beleiver in "what happens is what is mean't to be" myself after a similar experience. We are all part of "Lifes grand scheme" I suppose. Or...
    :( Very sorry to hear of your loss Paladin. I do not understand how these people can predict what has, or is going to happen in our lives. I am a great beleiver in "what happens is what is mean't to be" myself after a similar experience. We...
    :( Very sorry to hear of your loss Paladin. I do not understand how these people can predict what has, or is going to happen in our lives. I am a great beleiver in "what happens is what is...
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  4. Daisies

    Christmas gardening, anyone?

    You energetic things you! My conscience it well and truly irked!!!
    You energetic things you! My conscience it well and truly irked!!!
    You energetic things you! My conscience it well and truly irked!!!
    You energetic things you! My conscience it well and truly irked!!!
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  5. frogesque

    Hello!

    Yes, do join us all you browsers! We're quite harmless, really and there's lot of fun games to play!
    Yes, do join us all you browsers! We're quite harmless, really and there's lot of fun games to play!
    Yes, do join us all you browsers! We're quite harmless, really and there's lot of fun games to play!
    Yes, do join us all you browsers! We're quite harmless, really and there's lot of fun games to play!
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  6. hans

    christmas card

    Only just found your card Hans bit behind...It was lovely I have filed it and hope I can find it for next year...I tend to lose things... Hard frosts forcast and north wind don't think I shall go...
    Only just found your card Hans bit behind...It was lovely I have filed it and hope I can find it for next year...I tend to lose things... Hard frosts forcast and north wind don't think I shall go far for a bit, anyway lets all have a good new year in our gardens and hope the frosts will kill...
    Only just found your card Hans bit behind...It was lovely I have filed it and hope I can find it for next year...I tend to lose things... Hard frosts forcast and north wind don't think I shall go far for a bit, anyway lets all have a good new...
    Only just found your card Hans bit behind...It was lovely I have filed it and hope I can find it for next year...I tend to lose things... Hard frosts forcast and north wind don't think I shall go...
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  7. dalbuie

    New Friends

    Yes, I second all the above postings - Happy Christmas everybody!
    Yes, I second all the above postings - Happy Christmas everybody!
    Yes, I second all the above postings - Happy Christmas everybody!
    Yes, I second all the above postings - Happy Christmas everybody!
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  8. dalbuie

    Don't you feel like!

    brill ......
    brill ......
    brill ......
    brill ......
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  9. SteveW

    Shortest day

    I think we will notice the increase in 2 to 3 weeks. always look on the bright side of life phew phew, phew phew phew phew phew phew join in.When I said I was going to be a commedian they all...
    I think we will notice the increase in 2 to 3 weeks. always look on the bright side of life phew phew, phew phew phew phew phew phew join in.When I said I was going to be a commedian they all laughed, they're not laughing now. Bob Monkhouse
    I think we will notice the increase in 2 to 3 weeks. always look on the bright side of life phew phew, phew phew phew phew phew phew join in.When I said I was going to be a commedian they all laughed, they're not laughing now. Bob Monkhouse
    I think we will notice the increase in 2 to 3 weeks. always look on the bright side of life phew phew, phew phew phew phew phew phew join in.When I said I was going to be a commedian they all...
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  10. Webmaster

    Polar Bear Hunting !!!!

    I think it all boils down to this in the end. Man takes what he wants, kills what he wants, destroys what he wants, and all in the name of progress, and there are far too many of us. Sorry, ...
    I think it all boils down to this in the end. Man takes what he wants, kills what he wants, destroys what he wants, and all in the name of progress, and there are far too many of us. Sorry, :( [ 20. December 2005, 08:40 PM: Message edited by: pete2255 ]
    I think it all boils down to this in the end. Man takes what he wants, kills what he wants, destroys what he wants, and all in the name of progress, and there are far too many of us. Sorry, :( [ 20. December 2005, 08:40 PM: Message...
    I think it all boils down to this in the end. Man takes what he wants, kills what he wants, destroys what he wants, and all in the name of progress, and there are far too many of us. Sorry, ...
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  11. dalbuie

    Have you seen this?

    There's a few round my way that could qualify. I haven't even put up my cards yet, let alone the decs!
    There's a few round my way that could qualify. I haven't even put up my cards yet, let alone the decs!
    There's a few round my way that could qualify. I haven't even put up my cards yet, let alone the decs!
    There's a few round my way that could qualify. I haven't even put up my cards yet, let alone the decs!
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  12. Tortuosa

    Mr Green cares for round ...

    Hype weary? nap!.....Even :D
    Hype weary? nap!.....Even :D
    Hype weary? nap!.....Even :D
    Hype weary? nap!.....Even :D
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  13. Daisies

    Fancy a new rotovator for Christmas?!

    Fran, I think it'd dwarf the whole street!
    Fran, I think it'd dwarf the whole street!
    Fran, I think it'd dwarf the whole street!
    Fran, I think it'd dwarf the whole street!
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  14. pete

    The wind up

    My late father started our tree and I'm continueing it. With some help of genealogy forum friends, census and living descendants got back quite a way on my father's side - helped by the fact that...
    My late father started our tree and I'm continueing it. With some help of genealogy forum friends, census and living descendants got back quite a way on my father's side - helped by the fact that they were farmers, and stayed put - family origin zzzomerset. My mother's tree will be a little...
    My late father started our tree and I'm continueing it. With some help of genealogy forum friends, census and living descendants got back quite a way on my father's side - helped by the fact that they were farmers, and stayed put - family origin...
    My late father started our tree and I'm continueing it. With some help of genealogy forum friends, census and living descendants got back quite a way on my father's side - helped by the fact that...
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  15. Daisies

    a common condition!

    I went to my slimming club tonight (lost 3�½lbs BTW!) and this oldish lady (gotta be careful, my sister is watching!) was saying how though she's got bad knees she still makes herself walk up...
    I went to my slimming club tonight (lost 3�½lbs BTW!) and this oldish lady (gotta be careful, my sister is watching!) was saying how though she's got bad knees she still makes herself walk up the stairs to which her friend put 'but you've got a stair lift'. Answer: 'oh yes, I use that to take...
    I went to my slimming club tonight (lost 3�½lbs BTW!) and this oldish lady (gotta be careful, my sister is watching!) was saying how though she's got bad knees she still makes herself walk up the stairs to which her friend put 'but you've got a...
    I went to my slimming club tonight (lost 3�½lbs BTW!) and this oldish lady (gotta be careful, my sister is watching!) was saying how though she's got bad knees she still makes herself walk up...
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  16. wonkeyeye

    mental health problems

    Looking forward to some more witticisms Paladin- glad to see you're back! [ 08. December 2005, 12:15 PM: Message edited by: jjordie ]
    Looking forward to some more witticisms Paladin- glad to see you're back! [ 08. December 2005, 12:15 PM: Message edited by: jjordie ]
    Looking forward to some more witticisms Paladin- glad to see you're back! [ 08. December 2005, 12:15 PM: Message edited by: jjordie ]
    Looking forward to some more witticisms Paladin- glad to see you're back! [ 08. December 2005, 12:15 PM: Message edited by: jjordie ]
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  17. frogesque

    Dear Santa...

    Dear Santa, please would you expand my garden to 120' by 120' instead of by 30'. If you could do that for me I will be good all next year, well most of next year, well some of next year. Hey will...
    Dear Santa, please would you expand my garden to 120' by 120' instead of by 30'. If you could do that for me I will be good all next year, well most of next year, well some of next year. Hey will one day do?
    Dear Santa, please would you expand my garden to 120' by 120' instead of by 30'. If you could do that for me I will be good all next year, well most of next year, well some of next year. Hey will one day do?
    Dear Santa, please would you expand my garden to 120' by 120' instead of by 30'. If you could do that for me I will be good all next year, well most of next year, well some of next year. Hey will...
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  18. jjordie

    Christmas Traditions

    For many years I always worked on Christmas day and made my staff from theatre come with me to follow "Santa" round the wards, giving out little presents to all the patients. It was a lovely time...
    For many years I always worked on Christmas day and made my staff from theatre come with me to follow "Santa" round the wards, giving out little presents to all the patients. It was a lovely time and we had many other people, consultants or people from the admin and their families, come with us....
    For many years I always worked on Christmas day and made my staff from theatre come with me to follow "Santa" round the wards, giving out little presents to all the patients. It was a lovely time and we had many other people, consultants or...
    For many years I always worked on Christmas day and made my staff from theatre come with me to follow "Santa" round the wards, giving out little presents to all the patients. It was a lovely time...
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  19. dalbuie

    Can I vote?

    Its not the rain that you take the picture of its the effects that rain can create, you need to really look at things, and watch what goes on. Sometimes something really ordinary can come out a...
    Its not the rain that you take the picture of its the effects that rain can create, you need to really look at things, and watch what goes on. Sometimes something really ordinary can come out a fantastic picture if you catch it just right. Thats where the digi. camera gives us all a chance to...
    Its not the rain that you take the picture of its the effects that rain can create, you need to really look at things, and watch what goes on. Sometimes something really ordinary can come out a fantastic picture if you catch it just right. Thats...
    Its not the rain that you take the picture of its the effects that rain can create, you need to really look at things, and watch what goes on. Sometimes something really ordinary can come out a...
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  20. Daisies

    George Best

    What a terrible experience for you - my sympathies.
    What a terrible experience for you - my sympathies.
    What a terrible experience for you - my sympathies.
    What a terrible experience for you - my sympathies.
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