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  1. shiney

    Heathrow Disruption, News Just In

    Only of concern to people about to fly - apart from locals"A major fire at an electrical substation in Hayes, West London, has caused significant disruption to Heathrow Airport and the...
    Only of concern to people about to fly - apart from locals"A major fire at an electrical substation in Hayes, West London, has caused significant disruption to Heathrow Airport and the surrounding area. Heathrow Airport has been closed until midnight tonight (21 March 2025) due to a massive...
    Only of concern to people about to fly - apart from locals"A major fire at an electrical substation in Hayes, West London, has caused significant disruption to Heathrow Airport and the surrounding area. Heathrow Airport has been closed until...
    Only of concern to people about to fly - apart from locals"A major fire at an electrical substation in Hayes, West London, has caused significant disruption to Heathrow Airport and the...
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  2. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Logan

    Hope you had a good birthday Logan :yahoo::hapydancsmil:.
    Hope you had a good birthday Logan :yahoo::hapydancsmil:.
    Hope you had a good birthday Logan :yahoo::hapydancsmil:.
    Hope you had a good birthday Logan :yahoo::hapydancsmil:.
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  3. Meomye

    Help need sourcing non garden related item

    This old ironmonger thinks what you describe in OP was a Ranalagh Door Canopy, which is thought came from a company based in Southend. Haven't seen one in forty years
    This old ironmonger thinks what you describe in OP was a Ranalagh Door Canopy, which is thought came from a company based in Southend. Haven't seen one in forty years
    This old ironmonger thinks what you describe in OP was a Ranalagh Door Canopy, which is thought came from a company based in Southend. Haven't seen one in forty years
    This old ironmonger thinks what you describe in OP was a Ranalagh Door Canopy, which is thought came from a company based in Southend. Haven't seen one in forty years
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  4. Katie BB

    Trees for a small lawn in front of house

    The other thing about silver birches is they produce a lot of sticky sap, so the grass underneath the canopy will get tacky. Also the roots can rise out of the ground, so the grass will no longer...
    The other thing about silver birches is they produce a lot of sticky sap, so the grass underneath the canopy will get tacky. Also the roots can rise out of the ground, so the grass will no longer be flat and cutting it with a mower might damage the tree. This is especially likely if you don’t...
    The other thing about silver birches is they produce a lot of sticky sap, so the grass underneath the canopy will get tacky. Also the roots can rise out of the ground, so the grass will no longer be flat and cutting it with a mower might damage...
    The other thing about silver birches is they produce a lot of sticky sap, so the grass underneath the canopy will get tacky. Also the roots can rise out of the ground, so the grass will no longer...
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  5. RaM

    Box Moth

    I use Provado Ultimate Bug killer concentrate. It works. It's quite an old container as I don't use it much. Is it now Provanto? Not sure if the ingredients are the same.
    I use Provado Ultimate Bug killer concentrate. It works. It's quite an old container as I don't use it much. Is it now Provanto? Not sure if the ingredients are the same.
    I use Provado Ultimate Bug killer concentrate. It works. It's quite an old container as I don't use it much. Is it now Provanto? Not sure if the ingredients are the same.
    I use Provado Ultimate Bug killer concentrate. It works. It's quite an old container as I don't use it much. Is it now Provanto? Not sure if the ingredients are the same.
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  6. roders
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    Adam Frost.

    Adam had had some very hard times ,Mrs Frost nearly died of Sepsis ,one daughter had an eating disorder and during COVID he hit depression.It was very moving to here this special tribute to his...
    Adam had had some very hard times ,Mrs Frost nearly died of Sepsis ,one daughter had an eating disorder and during COVID he hit depression.It was very moving to here this special tribute to his loving family.To Salina,my wife(Mrs Frost). Abbie-Jade,Jacob,Amber-Lily and Oakley.You have all...
    Adam had had some very hard times ,Mrs Frost nearly died of Sepsis ,one daughter had an eating disorder and during COVID he hit depression.It was very moving to here this special tribute to his loving family.To Salina,my wife(Mrs...
    Adam had had some very hard times ,Mrs Frost nearly died of Sepsis ,one daughter had an eating disorder and during COVID he hit depression.It was very moving to here this special tribute to his...
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  7. AnniD
    Informative x 3

    Strictly Come Dancing 2024

    @AnniD I have to say I find Neil Jones really creepy but I'm very pleased that Aliaç is back again and Johannes.
    @AnniD I have to say I find Neil Jones really creepy but I'm very pleased that Aliaç is back again and Johannes.
    @AnniD I have to say I find Neil Jones really creepy but I'm very pleased that Aliaç is back again and Johannes.
    @AnniD I have to say I find Neil Jones really creepy but I'm very pleased that Aliaç is back again and Johannes.
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  8. pete

    Sweetcorn for winter use.

    Yes I cant seem to find anything concrete on the subject just its all a bit unclear, I hadn't thought of this when I bought the seeds my main thought was different varieties might ripen at...
    Yes I cant seem to find anything concrete on the subject just its all a bit unclear, I hadn't thought of this when I bought the seeds my main thought was different varieties might ripen at different times and not all come at once.
    Yes I cant seem to find anything concrete on the subject just its all a bit unclear, I hadn't thought of this when I bought the seeds my main thought was different varieties might ripen at different times and not all come at once.
    Yes I cant seem to find anything concrete on the subject just its all a bit unclear, I hadn't thought of this when I bought the seeds my main thought was different varieties might ripen at...
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  9. E Walsh

    Wisteria Decline - any advise welcome

    Thanks Lizzie, I'm going to give it a good feed and will report back on progress. Fingers crossed.
    Thanks Lizzie, I'm going to give it a good feed and will report back on progress. Fingers crossed.
    Thanks Lizzie, I'm going to give it a good feed and will report back on progress. Fingers crossed.
    Thanks Lizzie, I'm going to give it a good feed and will report back on progress. Fingers crossed.
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  10. strongylodon

    Trail cameras

    I have a Ceyomur CY95. Good quality videos and photos. It has a solar panel so I rarely have to charge it. Using Bluetooth to download photos is good too.
    I have a Ceyomur CY95. Good quality videos and photos. It has a solar panel so I rarely have to charge it. Using Bluetooth to download photos is good too.
    I have a Ceyomur CY95. Good quality videos and photos. It has a solar panel so I rarely have to charge it. Using Bluetooth to download photos is good too.
    I have a Ceyomur CY95. Good quality videos and photos. It has a solar panel so I rarely have to charge it. Using Bluetooth to download photos is good too.
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  11. Goldenlily26
    Agree x 10

    NHS

    Thanks. I will pass the above info on to my daughter. I would agree, it is not the people, it is the existing system of non comunication between departments. The situation is not helped by my...
    Thanks. I will pass the above info on to my daughter. I would agree, it is not the people, it is the existing system of non comunication between departments. The situation is not helped by my ex's bl***y mindedness and rudeness to anyone trying to be helpful. I cannot imagine how awful it must...
    Thanks. I will pass the above info on to my daughter. I would agree, it is not the people, it is the existing system of non comunication between departments. The situation is not helped by my ex's bl***y mindedness and rudeness to anyone trying...
    Thanks. I will pass the above info on to my daughter. I would agree, it is not the people, it is the existing system of non comunication between departments. The situation is not helped by my...
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  12. Jenny namaste
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    VE day

    Our communal garden dog " Mannock " . He used to live opposite and was bequeathed to the garden following the demise of his owners.Mannock on parade
    Our communal garden dog " Mannock " . He used to live opposite and was bequeathed to the garden following the demise of his owners.Mannock on parade
    Our communal garden dog " Mannock " . He used to live opposite and was bequeathed to the garden following the demise of his owners.Mannock on parade
    Our communal garden dog " Mannock " . He used to live opposite and was bequeathed to the garden following the demise of his owners.Mannock on parade
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  13. Logan
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  14. LawnAndOrder
    Funny x 9

    An American First

    With reference to various religious backgrounds, I worked with a guy who wouldn't eat anything in front of other people. I later discovered from a work colleague that he wouldn't eat in front of...
    With reference to various religious backgrounds, I worked with a guy who wouldn't eat anything in front of other people. I later discovered from a work colleague that he wouldn't eat in front of anybody who didn't belong to the same religious sect. No idea what sect that was. I have very...
    With reference to various religious backgrounds, I worked with a guy who wouldn't eat anything in front of other people. I later discovered from a work colleague that he wouldn't eat in front of anybody who didn't belong to the same religious...
    With reference to various religious backgrounds, I worked with a guy who wouldn't eat anything in front of other people. I later discovered from a work colleague that he wouldn't eat in front of...
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  15. KT53

    Malvern Spring Show - BBC coverage

    They made sure we saw the important sights though:Someone commented that Charlie Dimmock had let herself go!
    They made sure we saw the important sights though:Someone commented that Charlie Dimmock had let herself go!
    They made sure we saw the important sights though:Someone commented that Charlie Dimmock had let herself go!
    They made sure we saw the important sights though:Someone commented that Charlie Dimmock had let herself go!
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  16. Bluejayway

    No words ....

    When I was working in South Africa, over 60 years ago, lots of restaurants had Monkey Gland Steak on the menu :yikes: - but Monkey Gland was just the name of a sauce made with tomatoes, onion, garlic and...
    When I was working in South Africa, over 60 years ago, lots of restaurants had Monkey Gland Steak on the menu :yikes: - but Monkey Gland was just the name of a sauce made with tomatoes, onion, garlic and spices. :phew:
    When I was working in South Africa, over 60 years ago, lots of restaurants had Monkey Gland Steak on the menu :yikes: - but Monkey Gland was just the name of a sauce made with tomatoes, onion, garlic and spices. :phew:
    When I was working in South Africa, over 60 years ago, lots of restaurants had Monkey Gland Steak on the menu :yikes: - but Monkey Gland was just the name of a sauce made with tomatoes, onion, garlic and...
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  17. hi2u_uk

    which websites should i avoid ?

    I am now going to say that i dont recommend dobies. They use yodel for deliveries. The driver came and made the most gentlest knock at my front door (despite there being a doorbell) and then ran...
    I am now going to say that i dont recommend dobies. They use yodel for deliveries. The driver came and made the most gentlest knock at my front door (despite there being a doorbell) and then ran off in less than 5 seconds. Im not even sure i would call it a knock. He left the plant horizontally...
    I am now going to say that i dont recommend dobies. They use yodel for deliveries. The driver came and made the most gentlest knock at my front door (despite there being a doorbell) and then ran off in less than 5 seconds. Im not even sure i...
    I am now going to say that i dont recommend dobies. They use yodel for deliveries. The driver came and made the most gentlest knock at my front door (despite there being a doorbell) and then ran...
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  18. BB3

    Is there a scarier household task......

    My neighbour wasn't into housework. When it was her turn to host the playgroup, she would empty the contents of the toy box over the floor. It hid a multitude of sins.
    My neighbour wasn't into housework. When it was her turn to host the playgroup, she would empty the contents of the toy box over the floor. It hid a multitude of sins.
    My neighbour wasn't into housework. When it was her turn to host the playgroup, she would empty the contents of the toy box over the floor. It hid a multitude of sins.
    My neighbour wasn't into housework. When it was her turn to host the playgroup, she would empty the contents of the toy box over the floor. It hid a multitude of sins.
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  19. Michael Hewett

    DNA test

    Last time I bought a certificate the cost was £11.50 from the online National Registrar's Office but you can view many certificates online now via the big family research websites.We've still...
    Last time I bought a certificate the cost was £11.50 from the online National Registrar's Office but you can view many certificates online now via the big family research websites.We've still got our microfiche viewer machine somewhere Probably completely obsolete now.That was an upsetting...
    Last time I bought a certificate the cost was £11.50 from the online National Registrar's Office but you can view many certificates online now via the big family research websites.We've still got our microfiche viewer machine somewhere ...
    Last time I bought a certificate the cost was £11.50 from the online National Registrar's Office but you can view many certificates online now via the big family research websites.We've still...
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  20. simone_in_wiltshire
    Funny x 10

    I demand a hosepipe ban soon

    Still no rain :wallbanging:
    Still no rain :wallbanging:
    Still no rain :wallbanging:
    Still no rain :wallbanging:
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