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  1. Daisies

    you know you spend too much time on the internet when....

    Yet another cup of coffee has gone cold by the kettle
    Yet another cup of coffee has gone cold by the kettle
    Yet another cup of coffee has gone cold by the kettle
    Yet another cup of coffee has gone cold by the kettle
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  2. Tortuosa

    Have you ever...

    [*QUOTE]Originally posted by Tortuosa: Got it, almost ! :D Thanks [/QUOTE*]You're nearly there! When you clicked on the quotation marks, " and ", you should have got the configeration...
    [*QUOTE]Originally posted by Tortuosa: Got it, almost ! :D Thanks [/QUOTE*]You're nearly there! When you clicked on the quotation marks, " and ", you should have got the configeration as above but minus the * at the front and back. If you leave it be, you'll get the quote box like...
    [*QUOTE]Originally posted by Tortuosa: Got it, almost ! :D Thanks [/QUOTE*]You're nearly there! When you clicked on the quotation marks, " and ", you should have got the configeration as above but minus the * at the front and back....
    [*QUOTE]Originally posted by Tortuosa: Got it, almost ! :D Thanks [/QUOTE*]You're nearly there! When you clicked on the quotation marks, " and ", you should have got the configeration...
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  3. revin helen

    spending too much time on the internet

    Or even a couple of counties away!
    Or even a couple of counties away!
    Or even a couple of counties away!
    Or even a couple of counties away!
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  4. sallyann

    remeberence.

    thankyou
    thankyou
    thankyou
    thankyou
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  5. Fran

    Technology is wonderful!

    Don't think its blue tooth etc - just a tiny transmitter that plugs into the power and hi-fi. Headphones have batteries, and when switched on pick up the signal from the transmitter even in the...
    Don't think its blue tooth etc - just a tiny transmitter that plugs into the power and hi-fi. Headphones have batteries, and when switched on pick up the signal from the transmitter even in the loo :D - excellent
    Don't think its blue tooth etc - just a tiny transmitter that plugs into the power and hi-fi. Headphones have batteries, and when switched on pick up the signal from the transmitter even in the loo :D - excellent
    Don't think its blue tooth etc - just a tiny transmitter that plugs into the power and hi-fi. Headphones have batteries, and when switched on pick up the signal from the transmitter even in the...
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  6. Daisies

    Try this - it's hysterical!

    Tried a different search engine:Josephine needs a Napoleon One chip for all the memory Josephine needs Josephine needs a look up Josephine needs a pony Josephine needs water (My clem is a...
    Tried a different search engine:Josephine needs a Napoleon One chip for all the memory Josephine needs Josephine needs a look up Josephine needs a pony Josephine needs water (My clem is a Josephine!)
    Tried a different search engine:Josephine needs a Napoleon One chip for all the memory Josephine needs Josephine needs a look up Josephine needs a pony Josephine needs water (My clem is a Josephine!)
    Tried a different search engine:Josephine needs a Napoleon One chip for all the memory Josephine needs Josephine needs a look up Josephine needs a pony Josephine needs water (My clem is a...
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  7. Daisies

    Things I rejoice in

    We had a gorgeous sunset too and I DID have my camera!
    We had a gorgeous sunset too and I DID have my camera!
    We had a gorgeous sunset too and I DID have my camera!
    We had a gorgeous sunset too and I DID have my camera!
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  8. Deckster

    HALLOWEEN

    Yep! I agree entirely Pete [ 02. November 2005, 11:47 AM: Message edited by: jjordie ]
    Yep! I agree entirely Pete [ 02. November 2005, 11:47 AM: Message edited by: jjordie ]
    Yep! I agree entirely Pete [ 02. November 2005, 11:47 AM: Message edited by: jjordie ]
    Yep! I agree entirely Pete [ 02. November 2005, 11:47 AM: Message edited by: jjordie ]
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  9. dalbuie

    Wallace and Grommit

    My favourite W&G film was the one about the sheep with the lady in the wool shop, Wendoline. Always reminded me of "Windowlene"! I once went on a conference and the hotel my friend and I stayed in...
    My favourite W&G film was the one about the sheep with the lady in the wool shop, Wendoline. Always reminded me of "Windowlene"! I once went on a conference and the hotel my friend and I stayed in had a lady guest who looked just like her! It was tough, trying to keep a straight face at...
    My favourite W&G film was the one about the sheep with the lady in the wool shop, Wendoline. Always reminded me of "Windowlene"! I once went on a conference and the hotel my friend and I stayed in had a lady guest who looked just like her! It was...
    My favourite W&G film was the one about the sheep with the lady in the wool shop, Wendoline. Always reminded me of "Windowlene"! I once went on a conference and the hotel my friend and I stayed in...
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  10. ellengray

    New Girl, non UK (Sorry)

    Well, at least you have the pictures!Welcome on board, ellengray. Nice to know you!
    Well, at least you have the pictures!Welcome on board, ellengray. Nice to know you!
    Well, at least you have the pictures!Welcome on board, ellengray. Nice to know you!
    Well, at least you have the pictures!Welcome on board, ellengray. Nice to know you!
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  11. GARDENANGEL

    LAYING SLATE

    Thanks Palustris and Tortuosa. Its gonna be for heavy traffic and various thickness, so cement it will be!!
    Thanks Palustris and Tortuosa. Its gonna be for heavy traffic and various thickness, so cement it will be!!
    Thanks Palustris and Tortuosa. Its gonna be for heavy traffic and various thickness, so cement it will be!!
    Thanks Palustris and Tortuosa. Its gonna be for heavy traffic and various thickness, so cement it will be!!
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  12. Tortuosa
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  13. BAZ

    RECYLING

    Hi Baz, Compost usually likes a bit of variety most kitchen waste is acceptable I have the old fashioned type full of worms. I don't put newspapers on mine only green stuff with a little soil...
    Hi Baz, Compost usually likes a bit of variety most kitchen waste is acceptable I have the old fashioned type full of worms. I don't put newspapers on mine only green stuff with a little soil occasionally. nothing diseased goes on.
    Hi Baz, Compost usually likes a bit of variety most kitchen waste is acceptable I have the old fashioned type full of worms. I don't put newspapers on mine only green stuff with a little soil occasionally. nothing diseased goes on.
    Hi Baz, Compost usually likes a bit of variety most kitchen waste is acceptable I have the old fashioned type full of worms. I don't put newspapers on mine only green stuff with a little soil...
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  14. gofoit2

    Help with a quiz...please?

    Thank you all for helping me with the Christmas quiz, hip, hip, hooray, it's finished. :DIf anybody is involved in quizzes and would like a copy, please e-mail me, and I'll send it to you,...
    Thank you all for helping me with the Christmas quiz, hip, hip, hooray, it's finished. :DIf anybody is involved in quizzes and would like a copy, please e-mail me, and I'll send it to you, I think it's quite a good one, not too hard and not to easy, but good for the time of the year it...
    Thank you all for helping me with the Christmas quiz, hip, hip, hooray, it's finished. :DIf anybody is involved in quizzes and would like a copy, please e-mail me, and I'll send it to you, I think it's quite a good one, not too hard and...
    Thank you all for helping me with the Christmas quiz, hip, hip, hooray, it's finished. :DIf anybody is involved in quizzes and would like a copy, please e-mail me, and I'll send it to you,...
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  15. pete

    Cricket

    Reflecting on his painful experience playing, Spike Milligan wrote "Rugby is a game that should only be watched" [ 10. October 2005, 08:40 PM: Message edited by: Paladin ]
    Reflecting on his painful experience playing, Spike Milligan wrote "Rugby is a game that should only be watched" [ 10. October 2005, 08:40 PM: Message edited by: Paladin ]
    Reflecting on his painful experience playing, Spike Milligan wrote "Rugby is a game that should only be watched" [ 10. October 2005, 08:40 PM: Message edited by: Paladin ]
    Reflecting on his painful experience playing, Spike Milligan wrote "Rugby is a game that should only be watched" [ 10. October 2005, 08:40 PM: Message edited by: Paladin ]
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  16. Anthony

    Just saying hi.

    Anthony - welcome to to GC... Dont be worried about your questions being daft we have all had to learn and many of us continue to do so. If we all knew it all how boring would that be.. I'm sure...
    Anthony - welcome to to GC... Dont be worried about your questions being daft we have all had to learn and many of us continue to do so. If we all knew it all how boring would that be.. I'm sure you have some expertise in something just not gardening yet!All the best.
    Anthony - welcome to to GC... Dont be worried about your questions being daft we have all had to learn and many of us continue to do so. If we all knew it all how boring would that be.. I'm sure you have some expertise in something just not...
    Anthony - welcome to to GC... Dont be worried about your questions being daft we have all had to learn and many of us continue to do so. If we all knew it all how boring would that be.. I'm sure...
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  17. sewer rat

    wildlife

    Always good to see wildlife. I work opposite the bird sanctuary at Oare in Kent and see many birds.In the winter a kingfisher roosts on a sluice below a bridge, if I'm very careful I can stare...
    Always good to see wildlife. I work opposite the bird sanctuary at Oare in Kent and see many birds.In the winter a kingfisher roosts on a sluice below a bridge, if I'm very careful I can stare at him from 6 feet away. Slightest movement from me and he's away which is why I haven't got a...
    Always good to see wildlife. I work opposite the bird sanctuary at Oare in Kent and see many birds.In the winter a kingfisher roosts on a sluice below a bridge, if I'm very careful I can stare at him from 6 feet away. Slightest movement from...
    Always good to see wildlife. I work opposite the bird sanctuary at Oare in Kent and see many birds.In the winter a kingfisher roosts on a sluice below a bridge, if I'm very careful I can stare...
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  18. hans

    apple

    Thanks Pete, I've put some pictures over in General gardening. When I planted this tree 20 years ago I forgot to write the name down, It's a reoccuring problem, as I did'nt have a pc then.
    Thanks Pete, I've put some pictures over in General gardening. When I planted this tree 20 years ago I forgot to write the name down, It's a reoccuring problem, as I did'nt have a pc then.
    Thanks Pete, I've put some pictures over in General gardening. When I planted this tree 20 years ago I forgot to write the name down, It's a reoccuring problem, as I did'nt have a pc then.
    Thanks Pete, I've put some pictures over in General gardening. When I planted this tree 20 years ago I forgot to write the name down, It's a reoccuring problem, as I did'nt have a pc then.
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  19. Fran

    DIY tales

    Yeah I've heard some of them before. :D Ed Stewpot on Saturday mornings. But I think they were old then.
    Yeah I've heard some of them before. :D Ed Stewpot on Saturday mornings. But I think they were old then.
    Yeah I've heard some of them before. :D Ed Stewpot on Saturday mornings. But I think they were old then.
    Yeah I've heard some of them before. :D Ed Stewpot on Saturday mornings. But I think they were old then.
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  20. birdy

    calor gas freezer

    Birdy I've lived my whole life outside the city walls, and the last 30 years have been self-employed at home. No commuting, no rush hour, no Boss. Electricity, gas, drains and broad band to hand,...
    Birdy I've lived my whole life outside the city walls, and the last 30 years have been self-employed at home. No commuting, no rush hour, no Boss. Electricity, gas, drains and broad band to hand, and a largish quiet private garden. That's as far out of the rat race as I want. I'm now too old...
    Birdy I've lived my whole life outside the city walls, and the last 30 years have been self-employed at home. No commuting, no rush hour, no Boss. Electricity, gas, drains and broad band to hand, and a largish quiet private garden. That's as far...
    Birdy I've lived my whole life outside the city walls, and the last 30 years have been self-employed at home. No commuting, no rush hour, no Boss. Electricity, gas, drains and broad band to hand,...
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