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  1. gofoit2

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    Well done, sis! Methinks sometimes this computer stuff is like your little man - walking through treacle!! (You'd think he'd get tired, wouldn't you!) [ 13. August 2005, 12:27 AM: Message...
    Well done, sis! Methinks sometimes this computer stuff is like your little man - walking through treacle!! (You'd think he'd get tired, wouldn't you!) [ 13. August 2005, 12:27 AM: Message edited by: michaelmasdaisy ]
    Well done, sis! Methinks sometimes this computer stuff is like your little man - walking through treacle!! (You'd think he'd get tired, wouldn't you!) [ 13. August 2005, 12:27 AM: Message edited by: michaelmasdaisy ]
    Well done, sis! Methinks sometimes this computer stuff is like your little man - walking through treacle!! (You'd think he'd get tired, wouldn't you!) [ 13. August 2005, 12:27 AM: Message...
    gofoit2, Jun 1, 2005
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    Daisies
    Aug 13, 2005
  2. lucys

    That made me smile

    lucys - ROFL!
    lucys - ROFL!
    lucys - ROFL!
    lucys - ROFL!
    lucys, Aug 10, 2005
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    jjordie
    Aug 11, 2005
  3. jay

    If you need cheering up...

    Just what my cats look like after their weekly fix of pussy-pot!
    Just what my cats look like after their weekly fix of pussy-pot!
    Just what my cats look like after their weekly fix of pussy-pot!
    Just what my cats look like after their weekly fix of pussy-pot!
    jay, Jul 22, 2005
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    Daisies
    Aug 5, 2005
  4. steve b

    my new friends

    Good question Pete, any ideas ?Ladybird
    Good question Pete, any ideas ?Ladybird
    Good question Pete, any ideas ?Ladybird
    Good question Pete, any ideas ?Ladybird
    steve b, Jul 8, 2005 ... 2
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    Ladybird
    Aug 4, 2005
  5. pete

    weather

    :D Looks like it has finally decided to cheer up, very misty this morning & forcast good, never know may even get the grass cut.....!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
    :D Looks like it has finally decided to cheer up, very misty this morning & forcast good, never know may even get the grass cut.....!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
    :D Looks like it has finally decided to cheer up, very misty this morning & forcast good, never know may even get the grass cut.....!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
    :D Looks like it has finally decided to cheer up, very misty this morning & forcast good, never know may even get the grass cut.....!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
    pete, Jul 17, 2005 ... 2 3
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    Marley Farley
    Aug 2, 2005
  6. Ianthe

    A Poetic Moment!

    Red Rose.O beauty born of loving care To breathe your fragrance on the air Who made your scent to fill my room? Whence came the velvet of your bloom? You fade with every passing hour Yet leave...
    Red Rose.O beauty born of loving care To breathe your fragrance on the air Who made your scent to fill my room? Whence came the velvet of your bloom? You fade with every passing hour Yet leave behind a heady power To dream of bygone days And drift through perfumed ways, To seek the answer to...
    Red Rose.O beauty born of loving care To breathe your fragrance on the air Who made your scent to fill my room? Whence came the velvet of your bloom? You fade with every passing hour Yet leave behind a heady power To dream of bygone days And...
    Red Rose.O beauty born of loving care To breathe your fragrance on the air Who made your scent to fill my room? Whence came the velvet of your bloom? You fade with every passing hour Yet leave...
    Ianthe, Jun 28, 2005
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    Paladin
    Jul 23, 2005
  7. pete

    Frogs

    Turl...is it the weather or are we just more observing ? very good pic Pete...looks like they are having a party lol ------------- Ladybird
    Turl...is it the weather or are we just more observing ? very good pic Pete...looks like they are having a party lol ------------- Ladybird
    Turl...is it the weather or are we just more observing ? very good pic Pete...looks like they are having a party lol ------------- Ladybird
    Turl...is it the weather or are we just more observing ? very good pic Pete...looks like they are having a party lol ------------- Ladybird
    pete, Mar 16, 2005
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    Ladybird
    Jul 18, 2005
  8. jjordie

    TURNIP WINE

    Info appreciated Paladin. Looks like we will have to drive around some country lanes.
    Info appreciated Paladin. Looks like we will have to drive around some country lanes.
    Info appreciated Paladin. Looks like we will have to drive around some country lanes.
    Info appreciated Paladin. Looks like we will have to drive around some country lanes.
    jjordie, Jul 15, 2005
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    jjordie
    Jul 17, 2005
  9. steven

    hi im single

    Sallyann how are your chicks? --------- Ladybird
    Sallyann how are your chicks? --------- Ladybird
    Sallyann how are your chicks? --------- Ladybird
    Sallyann how are your chicks? --------- Ladybird
    steven, Apr 16, 2005
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    Ladybird
    Jul 14, 2005
  10. JoMack

    Hope no one was hurt in London

    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    JoMack, Jul 7, 2005
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    Marley Farley
    Jul 12, 2005
  11. pete

    good guy or bad guy

    I am very glad to say that I have never seen one of these in Preston or in Manchester when I lived there. Maybe its that bit colder up here, you all seem to be more southerly than me.
    I am very glad to say that I have never seen one of these in Preston or in Manchester when I lived there. Maybe its that bit colder up here, you all seem to be more southerly than me.
    I am very glad to say that I have never seen one of these in Preston or in Manchester when I lived there. Maybe its that bit colder up here, you all seem to be more southerly than me.
    I am very glad to say that I have never seen one of these in Preston or in Manchester when I lived there. Maybe its that bit colder up here, you all seem to be more southerly than me.
    pete, Jul 5, 2005
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    JoMack
    Jul 11, 2005
  12. Bayleaf

    Wittle away the mins

    Lol, yes indeedy. I think that I will enjoy both maturing wine and trees, tis easier :D
    Lol, yes indeedy. I think that I will enjoy both maturing wine and trees, tis easier :D
    Lol, yes indeedy. I think that I will enjoy both maturing wine and trees, tis easier :D
    Lol, yes indeedy. I think that I will enjoy both maturing wine and trees, tis easier :D
    Bayleaf, Jun 23, 2005 ... 2
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    Fran
    Jul 4, 2005
  13. skrumpy

    Global Warming

    Yeah I think your right jjordie. I agree there is definatly something a bit strange going on, but it does seem to be a bit overdone, one minute they say its gonna get warmer, then the melting ice...
    Yeah I think your right jjordie. I agree there is definatly something a bit strange going on, but it does seem to be a bit overdone, one minute they say its gonna get warmer, then the melting ice cap is gonna cut off the gulf stream, so its gonna get colder. I think we've just gotta wait and...
    Yeah I think your right jjordie. I agree there is definatly something a bit strange going on, but it does seem to be a bit overdone, one minute they say its gonna get warmer, then the melting ice cap is gonna cut off the gulf stream, so its...
    Yeah I think your right jjordie. I agree there is definatly something a bit strange going on, but it does seem to be a bit overdone, one minute they say its gonna get warmer, then the melting ice...
    skrumpy, Feb 12, 2005
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    pete
    Jul 4, 2005
  14. SteveW

    Lovely spring weather

    I think Bayleaf has drunk a bit too much of the Vicar's mead.
    I think Bayleaf has drunk a bit too much of the Vicar's mead.
    I think Bayleaf has drunk a bit too much of the Vicar's mead.
    I think Bayleaf has drunk a bit too much of the Vicar's mead.
    SteveW, Apr 8, 2005 ... 2
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    pete
    Jul 4, 2005
  15. Marley Farley

    How do I clean Portland stone?

    Hi Pete, no it doesn't come off with a scraper as it seems to have got into the top layer of the stone :( Ho hum :(
    Hi Pete, no it doesn't come off with a scraper as it seems to have got into the top layer of the stone :( Ho hum :(
    Hi Pete, no it doesn't come off with a scraper as it seems to have got into the top layer of the stone :( Ho hum :(
    Hi Pete, no it doesn't come off with a scraper as it seems to have got into the top layer of the stone :( Ho hum :(
    Marley Farley, May 28, 2005
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    Marley Farley
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  16. pete

    Countryside

    Heard it said,let a dandelion seed, and for the next seven years weed. Well the lazy sod next door has let his patch seed across mine for the last four! That's me b......d then if it's true...
    Heard it said,let a dandelion seed, and for the next seven years weed. Well the lazy sod next door has let his patch seed across mine for the last four! That's me b......d then if it's true...
    Heard it said,let a dandelion seed, and for the next seven years weed. Well the lazy sod next door has let his patch seed across mine for the last four! That's me b......d then if it's true...
    Heard it said,let a dandelion seed, and for the next seven years weed. Well the lazy sod next door has let his patch seed across mine for the last four! That's me b......d then if it's true...
    pete, May 2, 2005 ... 2
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    Paladin
    May 16, 2005
  17. Mrs cloudy

    non gardening cat question

    Thanks for the advice. I will give the cats protection league a call tomorrow.
    Thanks for the advice. I will give the cats protection league a call tomorrow.
    Thanks for the advice. I will give the cats protection league a call tomorrow.
    Thanks for the advice. I will give the cats protection league a call tomorrow.
    Mrs cloudy, May 1, 2005
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    Mrs cloudy
    May 2, 2005
  18. cavern

    clubs

    sorry no.... try your local Library they may help you or look out for a monthly Mag usually advertised for new members.
    sorry no.... try your local Library they may help you or look out for a monthly Mag usually advertised for new members.
    sorry no.... try your local Library they may help you or look out for a monthly Mag usually advertised for new members.
    sorry no.... try your local Library they may help you or look out for a monthly Mag usually advertised for new members.
    cavern, Apr 28, 2005
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    Ladybird
    May 1, 2005
  19. juliendave

    House extension

    Alan I like your phrase, 'Jumped up spotted nosed geek ' lol still learn new words every day. I could write a book about that lot, lol.
    Alan I like your phrase, 'Jumped up spotted nosed geek ' lol still learn new words every day. I could write a book about that lot, lol.
    Alan I like your phrase, 'Jumped up spotted nosed geek ' lol still learn new words every day. I could write a book about that lot, lol.
    Alan I like your phrase, 'Jumped up spotted nosed geek ' lol still learn new words every day. I could write a book about that lot, lol.
    juliendave, Apr 18, 2005
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    Ladybird
    Apr 25, 2005
  20. skrumpy

    The Weather

    And Chocs too?
    And Chocs too?
    And Chocs too?
    And Chocs too?
    skrumpy, Apr 13, 2005
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    SteveW
    Apr 15, 2005
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