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  1. Logan

    programmes to watch

    7pm BBC4 tonight, 'A garden in Snowdonia', Bodnant
    7pm BBC4 tonight, 'A garden in Snowdonia', Bodnant
    7pm BBC4 tonight, 'A garden in Snowdonia', Bodnant
    7pm BBC4 tonight, 'A garden in Snowdonia', Bodnant
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  2. Selleri

    How to cut tiles?

    I'm doing wall and floor tiles but I've never done any before. I hire cutting tools from the tool library
    I'm doing wall and floor tiles but I've never done any before. I hire cutting tools from the tool library
    I'm doing wall and floor tiles but I've never done any before. I hire cutting tools from the tool library
    I'm doing wall and floor tiles but I've never done any before. I hire cutting tools from the tool library
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  3. burnie
    Like x 5

    Gardening on a bigger scale

    They look more like wensleydales to me.:biggrin:
    They look more like wensleydales to me.:biggrin:
    They look more like wensleydales to me.:biggrin:
    They look more like wensleydales to me.:biggrin:
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  4. shiney
    Agree x 4

    Happy Birthday Webmaster

    Happy Birthday ! I hope things will get easier for you ...
    Happy Birthday ! I hope things will get easier for you ...
    Happy Birthday ! I hope things will get easier for you ...
    Happy Birthday ! I hope things will get easier for you ...
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  5. Fat Controller
    Informative x 4

    Financial Scams - BE ALERT

    I spoke to my mum and she said that my grandmother was almost scammed by the same scam we are talking about now (ie police wanting cash to check if it's counterfeit), or the one I read linked...
    I spoke to my mum and she said that my grandmother was almost scammed by the same scam we are talking about now (ie police wanting cash to check if it's counterfeit), or the one I read linked above anyway. It turns out it was far longer than tens years ago though, so it's very frustrating that...
    I spoke to my mum and she said that my grandmother was almost scammed by the same scam we are talking about now (ie police wanting cash to check if it's counterfeit), or the one I read linked above anyway. It turns out it was far longer than tens...
    I spoke to my mum and she said that my grandmother was almost scammed by the same scam we are talking about now (ie police wanting cash to check if it's counterfeit), or the one I read linked...
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  6. NigelJ

    Hearing aid experience and recommendation

    I've also got ostecelerosis and tinnitus and have had NHS aids for about ten years. I don't like the look of them but I have tried a few privately bought sets and all were worse functionally than...
    I've also got ostecelerosis and tinnitus and have had NHS aids for about ten years. I don't like the look of them but I have tried a few privately bought sets and all were worse functionally than the NHS ones. That included a pair that were £6000 or so.They did upgrade my set to a pair that...
    I've also got ostecelerosis and tinnitus and have had NHS aids for about ten years. I don't like the look of them but I have tried a few privately bought sets and all were worse functionally than the NHS ones. That included a pair that were £6000...
    I've also got ostecelerosis and tinnitus and have had NHS aids for about ten years. I don't like the look of them but I have tried a few privately bought sets and all were worse functionally than...
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  7. Tidemark

    Welsh farm life in 1960

    I once harboured ideas of going into farming. My fathers family had farming roots in Kent, one Uncle had a smallholding on the outskirts of Croydon. When the whole vally was bought up for housing...
    I once harboured ideas of going into farming. My fathers family had farming roots in Kent, one Uncle had a smallholding on the outskirts of Croydon. When the whole vally was bought up for housing I was apalled, but he always said it was the best days work he ever did. With the benefit of 20:20...
    I once harboured ideas of going into farming. My fathers family had farming roots in Kent, one Uncle had a smallholding on the outskirts of Croydon. When the whole vally was bought up for housing I was apalled, but he always said it was the best...
    I once harboured ideas of going into farming. My fathers family had farming roots in Kent, one Uncle had a smallholding on the outskirts of Croydon. When the whole vally was bought up for housing...
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  8. Michael Hewett

    Petrol prices in years gone by

    No I don't think so, or it would have said what it was advertising, but it was just a sign saying 1/- on the front of the pump. It was quite big. Maybe it was there from many years before, the...
    No I don't think so, or it would have said what it was advertising, but it was just a sign saying 1/- on the front of the pump. It was quite big. Maybe it was there from many years before, the garage was old. When the price went up the 1/- sign disappeared but the petrol was 1/6 and then half a...
    No I don't think so, or it would have said what it was advertising, but it was just a sign saying 1/- on the front of the pump. It was quite big. Maybe it was there from many years before, the garage was old. When the price went up the 1/- sign...
    No I don't think so, or it would have said what it was advertising, but it was just a sign saying 1/- on the front of the pump. It was quite big. Maybe it was there from many years before, the...
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  9. Allotment Boy
    Like x 4

    Forgive me for I have sinned

    Thank you @Bluejayway
    Thank you @Bluejayway
    Thank you @Bluejayway
    Thank you @Bluejayway
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  10. Victoria

    Movies or TV Shows Recommended

    For all those bemoaning modern drama fear not! To celebrate its fortieth anniversary BBC4 is repeating Edge Of Darkness. Quite simply one of the greatest series of all time:love30:
    For all those bemoaning modern drama fear not! To celebrate its fortieth anniversary BBC4 is repeating Edge Of Darkness. Quite simply one of the greatest series of all time:love30:
    For all those bemoaning modern drama fear not! To celebrate its fortieth anniversary BBC4 is repeating Edge Of Darkness. Quite simply one of the greatest series of all time:love30:
    For all those bemoaning modern drama fear not! To celebrate its fortieth anniversary BBC4 is repeating Edge Of Darkness. Quite simply one of the greatest series of all time:love30:
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  11. Penny_Forthem

    Garden gift ideas

    What about RHS Wild in the Garden Diary 2026 just &13.99 with a few pkts of seeds inside , just looked at it online or Sarah Ravens Diary a bit cheaper. My OH every year in my stocking gets me a...
    What about RHS Wild in the Garden Diary 2026 just &13.99 with a few pkts of seeds inside , just looked at it online or Sarah Ravens Diary a bit cheaper. My OH every year in my stocking gets me a Diary to keep check on things not a posh though !!
    What about RHS Wild in the Garden Diary 2026 just &13.99 with a few pkts of seeds inside , just looked at it online or Sarah Ravens Diary a bit cheaper. My OH every year in my stocking gets me a Diary to keep check on things not a posh though !!
    What about RHS Wild in the Garden Diary 2026 just &13.99 with a few pkts of seeds inside , just looked at it online or Sarah Ravens Diary a bit cheaper. My OH every year in my stocking gets me a...
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  12. Selleri
    Friendly x 10

    When the head goes- managing life with a close one with a memory disease.

    So sorry to hear your news Selleri. My mother-in-Law moved in with us when this started to happen to her. Then when things became worse she had to move into a care home. So here are a few tips if...
    So sorry to hear your news Selleri. My mother-in-Law moved in with us when this started to happen to her. Then when things became worse she had to move into a care home. So here are a few tips if this has to happen. Make a list of those ones that take in residents and keep them if they...
    So sorry to hear your news Selleri. My mother-in-Law moved in with us when this started to happen to her. Then when things became worse she had to move into a care home. So here are a few tips if this has to happen. Make a list of those ones that...
    So sorry to hear your news Selleri. My mother-in-Law moved in with us when this started to happen to her. Then when things became worse she had to move into a care home. So here are a few tips if...
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  13. KT53

    Amusing moments

    I can't see a thread covering this type of thing so thought I'd start one.We were at Birmingham Airport on Monday, going through the Fast Track security channel. We'd scanned and gone through...
    I can't see a thread covering this type of thing so thought I'd start one.We were at Birmingham Airport on Monday, going through the Fast Track security channel. We'd scanned and gone through when the security guy stopped my wife. "Can I see your Fast Track document please?" My wife handed...
    I can't see a thread covering this type of thing so thought I'd start one.We were at Birmingham Airport on Monday, going through the Fast Track security channel. We'd scanned and gone through when the security guy stopped my wife. "Can I see...
    I can't see a thread covering this type of thing so thought I'd start one.We were at Birmingham Airport on Monday, going through the Fast Track security channel. We'd scanned and gone through...
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  14. BeeHappy

    Favorite Poems "Garden Related"

    Great thread, especially on a very dull wet day.
    Great thread, especially on a very dull wet day.
    Great thread, especially on a very dull wet day.
    Great thread, especially on a very dull wet day.
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  15. Sheal

    Kitchen knife

    Yes. :blue thumb:If it was a long blade you should then tilt the angle of the blade, handle raised very slightly, on the stone as you go round the curve. On a short blade it doesn't really matter much.
    Yes. :blue thumb:If it was a long blade you should then tilt the angle of the blade, handle raised very slightly, on the stone as you go round the curve. On a short blade it doesn't really matter much.
    Yes. :blue thumb:If it was a long blade you should then tilt the angle of the blade, handle raised very slightly, on the stone as you go round the curve. On a short blade it doesn't really matter much.
    Yes. :blue thumb:If it was a long blade you should then tilt the angle of the blade, handle raised very slightly, on the stone as you go round the curve. On a short blade it doesn't really matter much.
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  16. Selleri

    Books: Thursday murder club (R Osman)

    Am currently reading "Human-ish: How Anthropomorphism Makes Us Smart, Weird and Delusional" by Justin Gregg. Am really enjoying it. Entertaining, informative, and written in a very engaging...
    Am currently reading "Human-ish: How Anthropomorphism Makes Us Smart, Weird and Delusional" by Justin Gregg. Am really enjoying it. Entertaining, informative, and written in a very engaging style! I recommend it. :blue thumb:
    Am currently reading "Human-ish: How Anthropomorphism Makes Us Smart, Weird and Delusional" by Justin Gregg. Am really enjoying it. Entertaining, informative, and written in a very engaging style! I recommend it. :blue thumb:
    Am currently reading "Human-ish: How Anthropomorphism Makes Us Smart, Weird and Delusional" by Justin Gregg. Am really enjoying it. Entertaining, informative, and written in a very engaging...
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  17. Tidemark
    Funny x 8

    I am often puzzled by modern life.

    The ditch that run's near here is a brown colour when it rains, may be they would like to come here a do some enforcing :)
    The ditch that run's near here is a brown colour when it rains, may be they would like to come here a do some enforcing :)
    The ditch that run's near here is a brown colour when it rains, may be they would like to come here a do some enforcing :)
    The ditch that run's near here is a brown colour when it rains, may be they would like to come here a do some enforcing :)
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  18. Ante1
    Like x 14

    My visit to Norfolk

    Marvellous @Ante1 . He loves it, he looks so content.
    Marvellous @Ante1 . He loves it, he looks so content.
    Marvellous @Ante1 . He loves it, he looks so content.
    Marvellous @Ante1 . He loves it, he looks so content.
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  19. Palustris

    Just when you thought he had finished tellng stories

    Latest book now out on Amazon. Amazon.co.uk
    Latest book now out on Amazon. Amazon.co.uk
    Latest book now out on Amazon. Amazon.co.uk
    Latest book now out on Amazon. Amazon.co.uk
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  20. BB3

    WORDS

    Talking about traditional English words:-Banish the use of the four-letter words! :nonofinger: Whose meanings are never obscure. The Angles, the Saxons, those hardy old birds, Were vulgar, obscene and...
    Talking about traditional English words:-Banish the use of the four-letter words! :nonofinger: Whose meanings are never obscure. The Angles, the Saxons, those hardy old birds, Were vulgar, obscene and impure. But cherish the use of the weaselling phrase :sad: That never quite says what you mean. You’d better...
    Talking about traditional English words:-Banish the use of the four-letter words! :nonofinger: Whose meanings are never obscure. The Angles, the Saxons, those hardy old birds, Were vulgar, obscene and impure. But cherish the use of the weaselling phrase :sad:...
    Talking about traditional English words:-Banish the use of the four-letter words! :nonofinger: Whose meanings are never obscure. The Angles, the Saxons, those hardy old birds, Were vulgar, obscene and...
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