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    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  1. Fat Controller

    Frying pan

    My pan has a better finish on the outside than those advertised now, but quality these days isn't a patch on what it used to be.
    My pan has a better finish on the outside than those advertised now, but quality these days isn't a patch on what it used to be.
    My pan has a better finish on the outside than those advertised now, but quality these days isn't a patch on what it used to be.
    My pan has a better finish on the outside than those advertised now, but quality these days isn't a patch on what it used to be.
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  2. Scudo
    Funny x 4

    I apologise to Prince Charles.

    Unfortunately, if you are alone in a Lift with FC under those circumstances you cannot think clearly as you're unconscious due to the absence of oxygen.
    Unfortunately, if you are alone in a Lift with FC under those circumstances you cannot think clearly as you're unconscious due to the absence of oxygen.
    Unfortunately, if you are alone in a Lift with FC under those circumstances you cannot think clearly as you're unconscious due to the absence of oxygen.
    Unfortunately, if you are alone in a Lift with FC under those circumstances you cannot think clearly as you're unconscious due to the absence of oxygen.
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  3. ClaraLou

    Cataract operations

    Must helpful thank you so much........I'll be:yahoo: next Tuesday I hope.
    Must helpful thank you so much........I'll be:yahoo: next Tuesday I hope.
    Must helpful thank you so much........I'll be:yahoo: next Tuesday I hope.
    Must helpful thank you so much........I'll be:yahoo: next Tuesday I hope.
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  4. clanless

    Blue badge holder - uproar

    Take off the wheels and put car onto blocks and put wheels inside the lines :heehee:
    Take off the wheels and put car onto blocks and put wheels inside the lines :heehee:
    Take off the wheels and put car onto blocks and put wheels inside the lines :heehee:
    Take off the wheels and put car onto blocks and put wheels inside the lines :heehee:
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  5. longk
    Friendly x 15

    I've not been about much lately

    Good to see you back longk
    Good to see you back longk
    Good to see you back longk
    Good to see you back longk
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  6. strongylodon

    Birthday Sirius

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRIUS !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRIUS !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRIUS !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRIUS !
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  7. Jack Sparrow

    Ridiculous insurance renewal prices

    @HarryS we get free breakdown cover from the dealer we bought our car from as we take it back there for servicing and MOT.
    @HarryS we get free breakdown cover from the dealer we bought our car from as we take it back there for servicing and MOT.
    @HarryS we get free breakdown cover from the dealer we bought our car from as we take it back there for servicing and MOT.
    @HarryS we get free breakdown cover from the dealer we bought our car from as we take it back there for servicing and MOT.
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  8. Loofah

    Halloween door notices

    Our local plod has sent out these two posters that I thought some might be able to use -
    Our local plod has sent out these two posters that I thought some might be able to use -
    Our local plod has sent out these two posters that I thought some might be able to use -
    Our local plod has sent out these two posters that I thought some might be able to use -
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  9. Retired

    Happy birthday Sian in Belgium.

    Happy birthday :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday :dbgrtmb:
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  10. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Webmaster

    Best Wishes.
    Best Wishes.
    Best Wishes.
    Best Wishes.
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  11. ricky101

    Mobile phone - Call Recorder App ?

    Thanks, will give that link a try.Think these days its worth recording as all the companies you deal with do the same, yet they can so easily dupe you into things you were not aware...
    Thanks, will give that link a try.Think these days its worth recording as all the companies you deal with do the same, yet they can so easily dupe you into things you were not aware of.Edit/Footnote - seems the later versions of Android block the use of such recording Apps on privacy...
    Thanks, will give that link a try.Think these days its worth recording as all the companies you deal with do the same, yet they can so easily dupe you into things you were not aware of.Edit/Footnote - seems the later versions of Android...
    Thanks, will give that link a try.Think these days its worth recording as all the companies you deal with do the same, yet they can so easily dupe you into things you were not aware...
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  12. Loofah

    Anyone drive a Jaguar?

    Not that it will help at this point but I had a land rover evoque for a day recently and it was really nice to drive and use!
    Not that it will help at this point but I had a land rover evoque for a day recently and it was really nice to drive and use!
    Not that it will help at this point but I had a land rover evoque for a day recently and it was really nice to drive and use!
    Not that it will help at this point but I had a land rover evoque for a day recently and it was really nice to drive and use!
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  13. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY AXL

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, AXL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, AXL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, AXL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, AXL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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  14. Sheal

    In car gadget

    Many years ago I was walking down Frith Street in London's Soho and there was just a small parking space left between two cars (must be a long time ago as parking was allowed in those days). A...
    Many years ago I was walking down Frith Street in London's Soho and there was just a small parking space left between two cars (must be a long time ago as parking was allowed in those days). A car pulled up alongside the space and I thought they would never be able to park there as the gap...
    Many years ago I was walking down Frith Street in London's Soho and there was just a small parking space left between two cars (must be a long time ago as parking was allowed in those days). A car pulled up alongside the space and I thought they...
    Many years ago I was walking down Frith Street in London's Soho and there was just a small parking space left between two cars (must be a long time ago as parking was allowed in those days). A...
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  15. Davejones123

    Help ID'ing some poop...

    Welcome to GC Dave. :)Badger droppings?Unfortunately it's not. There are many animals that can scale a fence of that height including foxes. Badgers and various other animals can dig...
    Welcome to GC Dave. :)Badger droppings?Unfortunately it's not. There are many animals that can scale a fence of that height including foxes. Badgers and various other animals can dig underneath it.
    Welcome to GC Dave. :)Badger droppings?Unfortunately it's not. There are many animals that can scale a fence of that height including foxes. Badgers and various other animals can dig underneath it.
    Welcome to GC Dave. :)Badger droppings?Unfortunately it's not. There are many animals that can scale a fence of that height including foxes. Badgers and various other animals can dig...
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  16. clanless
    Agree x 3

    Don't want to be controversial but....

    Here you go, Rachel smashes the world record for women's cycling - and holds onto title - quelle surpriseTransgender cyclist Rachel McKinnon dominates, competitors raise questionsWhat's the...
    Here you go, Rachel smashes the world record for women's cycling - and holds onto title - quelle surpriseTransgender cyclist Rachel McKinnon dominates, competitors raise questionsWhat's the point of having female specific sports events, if transgender men are allowed to compete on a equal...
    Here you go, Rachel smashes the world record for women's cycling - and holds onto title - quelle surpriseTransgender cyclist Rachel McKinnon dominates, competitors raise questionsWhat's the point of having female specific sports events, if...
    Here you go, Rachel smashes the world record for women's cycling - and holds onto title - quelle surpriseTransgender cyclist Rachel McKinnon dominates, competitors raise questionsWhat's the...
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  17. clanless

    Channel 4 News

    This is awkward. There is a lot I would like to say, in favour of this woman, perhaps also some points not so favourable.Her general attitude has become such. That the world owes her,...
    This is awkward. There is a lot I would like to say, in favour of this woman, perhaps also some points not so favourable.Her general attitude has become such. That the world owes her, especially the non black populus. Right or wrong the poweres to be havebowed to her constant outbursts and...
    This is awkward. There is a lot I would like to say, in favour of this woman, perhaps also some points not so favourable.Her general attitude has become such. That the world owes her, especially the non black populus. Right or wrong the...
    This is awkward. There is a lot I would like to say, in favour of this woman, perhaps also some points not so favourable.Her general attitude has become such. That the world owes her,...
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  18. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BECKIE76

    Happy 76th Birthday Beckie.:biggrin: You really dont look your age.:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
    Happy 76th Birthday Beckie.:biggrin: You really dont look your age.:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
    Happy 76th Birthday Beckie.:biggrin: You really dont look your age.:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
    Happy 76th Birthday Beckie.:biggrin: You really dont look your age.:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
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  19. wiseowl

    Happy (Official )Birthday Shiney

    Yes, I remember, I also remember Eris slapping him and we three on the back of the head:hate-shocked: for swearing because she heard him, then told him not to curse, and us not to swear or she'd set Ares on us:doh::dunno:
    Yes, I remember, I also remember Eris slapping him and we three on the back of the head:hate-shocked: for swearing because she heard him, then told him not to curse, and us not to swear or she'd set Ares on us:doh::dunno:
    Yes, I remember, I also remember Eris slapping him and we three on the back of the head:hate-shocked: for swearing because she heard him, then told him not to curse, and us not to swear or she'd set Ares on us:doh::dunno:
    Yes, I remember, I also remember Eris slapping him and we three on the back of the head:hate-shocked: for swearing because she heard him, then told him not to curse, and us not to swear or she'd set Ares on us:doh::dunno:
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  20. Loofah

    New build solar energy

    Thanks for your great tips on how to save energy.
    Thanks for your great tips on how to save energy.
    Thanks for your great tips on how to save energy.
    Thanks for your great tips on how to save energy.
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