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    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  1. Jimcub
    Friendly x 14

    The sad reality of life

    He has now been rewarded
    He has now been rewarded
    He has now been rewarded
    He has now been rewarded
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  2. Loofah

    Voter photo ID

    You could use this photo of me :blue thumb:
    You could use this photo of me :blue thumb:
    You could use this photo of me :blue thumb:
    You could use this photo of me :blue thumb:
    P1110568.JPG
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  3. pete
    Like x 3

    The queens speech.

    Me too!
    Me too!
    Me too!
    Me too!
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  4. ThePlantAssassin

    Where has Verdun gone??

    Thank you @Marley Farley I'm glad that he's alright. :hapydancsmil:
    Thank you @Marley Farley I'm glad that he's alright. :hapydancsmil:
    Thank you @Marley Farley I'm glad that he's alright. :hapydancsmil:
    Thank you @Marley Farley I'm glad that he's alright. :hapydancsmil:
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  5. Logan

    Verdun

    Thank you Sheal, i noticed it after i made this.
    Thank you Sheal, i noticed it after i made this.
    Thank you Sheal, i noticed it after i made this.
    Thank you Sheal, i noticed it after i made this.
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  6. Fat Controller
    Agree x 4

    Spare a thought for our Japanese friends

    We can but hope that it is only 18 @daitheplant
    We can but hope that it is only 18 @daitheplant
    We can but hope that it is only 18 @daitheplant
    We can but hope that it is only 18 @daitheplant
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  7. Loofah
    Friendly x 5

    Eating 'disorder' and weight loss

    It certainly did with my bosses daughter - once she got old enough to start working a part time job, and then wanted to be thinking about going out with friends.... before long, pubs came onto her...
    It certainly did with my bosses daughter - once she got old enough to start working a part time job, and then wanted to be thinking about going out with friends.... before long, pubs came onto her radar and she started to mature and change quite rapidly.Two of my staff have kids that need...
    It certainly did with my bosses daughter - once she got old enough to start working a part time job, and then wanted to be thinking about going out with friends.... before long, pubs came onto her radar and she started to mature and change quite...
    It certainly did with my bosses daughter - once she got old enough to start working a part time job, and then wanted to be thinking about going out with friends.... before long, pubs came onto her...
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  8. Marley Farley

    RIP Ginger..!

    I just saw this on the news, very sad :frown:I have added those videos to my watch later list, give my ears a treat later on.
    I just saw this on the news, very sad :frown:I have added those videos to my watch later list, give my ears a treat later on.
    I just saw this on the news, very sad :frown:I have added those videos to my watch later list, give my ears a treat later on.
    I just saw this on the news, very sad :frown:I have added those videos to my watch later list, give my ears a treat later on.
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  9. Loofah
    Agree x 10

    Smacking

    Ha! They'd abolished that by my school years but the teachers obviously didn't get the memo... Builds exceptional reflexes
    Ha! They'd abolished that by my school years but the teachers obviously didn't get the memo... Builds exceptional reflexes
    Ha! They'd abolished that by my school years but the teachers obviously didn't get the memo... Builds exceptional reflexes
    Ha! They'd abolished that by my school years but the teachers obviously didn't get the memo... Builds exceptional reflexes
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  10. ricky101

    Snakes...

    I consider it a good point when observing a an animal or bird that suddenly realises the cage door has been left open. It's as if the creature suddenly feels free. And usualy puts as much...
    I consider it a good point when observing a an animal or bird that suddenly realises the cage door has been left open. It's as if the creature suddenly feels free. And usualy puts as much distance betewwn what was and what now is.At home we always bred rabbits, chickens and ducks, sometime...
    I consider it a good point when observing a an animal or bird that suddenly realises the cage door has been left open. It's as if the creature suddenly feels free. And usualy puts as much distance betewwn what was and what now is.At home we...
    I consider it a good point when observing a an animal or bird that suddenly realises the cage door has been left open. It's as if the creature suddenly feels free. And usualy puts as much...
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  11. Upsydaisy
    Like x 6

    What was no.1 in the chart when ......

    Believe it or not, my, now wife of 44 years, were in a pub when I proposed to her. The record playing on the jukebox at the time was, I`m Not in Love, by 10cc.
    Believe it or not, my, now wife of 44 years, were in a pub when I proposed to her. The record playing on the jukebox at the time was, I`m Not in Love, by 10cc.
    Believe it or not, my, now wife of 44 years, were in a pub when I proposed to her. The record playing on the jukebox at the time was, I`m Not in Love, by 10cc.
    Believe it or not, my, now wife of 44 years, were in a pub when I proposed to her. The record playing on the jukebox at the time was, I`m Not in Love, by 10cc.
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  12. Retired

    Dinosaur with smart phone.

    Not if you don't give them your number, it's not compulsory. A hospital receptionist got quite huffy with me because I wouldn't give her mine. I don't need reminding about appointments, not once,...
    Not if you don't give them your number, it's not compulsory. A hospital receptionist got quite huffy with me because I wouldn't give her mine. I don't need reminding about appointments, not once, let alone up to four times which has happened to Mr S.I agree, I have one but it's only used...
    Not if you don't give them your number, it's not compulsory. A hospital receptionist got quite huffy with me because I wouldn't give her mine. I don't need reminding about appointments, not once, let alone up to four times which has happened to...
    Not if you don't give them your number, it's not compulsory. A hospital receptionist got quite huffy with me because I wouldn't give her mine. I don't need reminding about appointments, not once,...
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  13. Vince
    Like x 4

    New Friend?

    Cheeky little fellas aren't they but so loveable..In the spring it's a right pain trying to make sure all the Robins and their babies aren't trapped in the chook run overnight.:rolleyespink:
    Cheeky little fellas aren't they but so loveable..In the spring it's a right pain trying to make sure all the Robins and their babies aren't trapped in the chook run overnight.:rolleyespink:
    Cheeky little fellas aren't they but so loveable..In the spring it's a right pain trying to make sure all the Robins and their babies aren't trapped in the chook run overnight.:rolleyespink:
    Cheeky little fellas aren't they but so loveable..In the spring it's a right pain trying to make sure all the Robins and their babies aren't trapped in the chook run overnight.:rolleyespink:
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  14. pete

    My Amazon Prime renewal

    The scam was probably to link you to a premium rate line, but it may be an idea to check with your bank. The calls we keep getting are "your internet account is is debit and we are going to...
    The scam was probably to link you to a premium rate line, but it may be an idea to check with your bank. The calls we keep getting are "your internet account is is debit and we are going to disconnect..." I never let the message run any longer than that. A scam running in our area, and likely...
    The scam was probably to link you to a premium rate line, but it may be an idea to check with your bank. The calls we keep getting are "your internet account is is debit and we are going to disconnect..." I never let the message run any longer...
    The scam was probably to link you to a premium rate line, but it may be an idea to check with your bank. The calls we keep getting are "your internet account is is debit and we are going to...
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  15. shiney

    For Those Booked With Thomas Cook

    I'm in two minds on the government stepping in.If they had rescued the company then the revenue would stay in the UK. Our money is now going to a Bulgarian company. Many of the staff will find...
    I'm in two minds on the government stepping in.If they had rescued the company then the revenue would stay in the UK. Our money is now going to a Bulgarian company. Many of the staff will find other work in the industry as the routes are mopped up by competitors.The flights that we used...
    I'm in two minds on the government stepping in.If they had rescued the company then the revenue would stay in the UK. Our money is now going to a Bulgarian company. Many of the staff will find other work in the industry as the routes are...
    I'm in two minds on the government stepping in.If they had rescued the company then the revenue would stay in the UK. Our money is now going to a Bulgarian company. Many of the staff will find...
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  16. Sian in Belgium

    Building identification

    Another suggestion, if you're in the area for a bit longer, is to ask at the local Mairie. The fount of all knowledge :)
    Another suggestion, if you're in the area for a bit longer, is to ask at the local Mairie. The fount of all knowledge :)
    Another suggestion, if you're in the area for a bit longer, is to ask at the local Mairie. The fount of all knowledge :)
    Another suggestion, if you're in the area for a bit longer, is to ask at the local Mairie. The fount of all knowledge :)
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  17. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IAN TAYLOR

    Happy Birthday Ian :blue thumb:
    Happy Birthday Ian :blue thumb:
    Happy Birthday Ian :blue thumb:
    Happy Birthday Ian :blue thumb:
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  18. Fat Controller

    Old planes question

    Yep, it's a radio aerial of the wire that gave a broader band, but fairly quickly gave way to the fixed aerial.:cat-kittyandsmiley::coffee:
    Yep, it's a radio aerial of the wire that gave a broader band, but fairly quickly gave way to the fixed aerial.:cat-kittyandsmiley::coffee:
    Yep, it's a radio aerial of the wire that gave a broader band, but fairly quickly gave way to the fixed aerial.:cat-kittyandsmiley::coffee:
    Yep, it's a radio aerial of the wire that gave a broader band, but fairly quickly gave way to the fixed aerial.:cat-kittyandsmiley::coffee:
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  19. Doghouse Riley

    Cash Withdrawal at Local Nisa.

    Ram-raiders rip cash machine from Nisa store in Sale then attack police car
    Ram-raiders rip cash machine from Nisa store in Sale then attack police car
    Ram-raiders rip cash machine from Nisa store in Sale then attack police car
    Ram-raiders rip cash machine from Nisa store in Sale then attack police car
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  20. Vince

    Toys for Boys Dilemma!

    There's always your side of the bed...:whistle:
    There's always your side of the bed...:whistle:
    There's always your side of the bed...:whistle:
    There's always your side of the bed...:whistle:
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