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  1. The Muppet Show

    ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes
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  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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  1. lolimac
    Friendly x 10

    A huge Thank you.

    Thank you Geezer...good to see you..X:thumbsup:
    Thank you Geezer...good to see you..X:thumbsup:
    Thank you Geezer...good to see you..X:thumbsup:
    Thank you Geezer...good to see you..X:thumbsup:
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  2. Sheal

    Cleaning leather

    I like the way it smells, but I could appreciate others dont.:dunno:
    I like the way it smells, but I could appreciate others dont.:dunno:
    I like the way it smells, but I could appreciate others dont.:dunno:
    I like the way it smells, but I could appreciate others dont.:dunno:
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  3. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Lolimac

    Happy belated birthday :spinning:
    Happy belated birthday :spinning:
    Happy belated birthday :spinning:
    Happy belated birthday :spinning:
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  4. Doghouse Riley

    US OPEN TENNIS FINAL

    In her press conference she said "Serena didn't turn up," well, she hasn't "turned up," for the last four finals in which she played. Her coach said, "She, unlike her opponents is under a lot of...
    In her press conference she said "Serena didn't turn up," well, she hasn't "turned up," for the last four finals in which she played. Her coach said, "She, unlike her opponents is under a lot of pressure and that she's still recovering from having a baby." That made me laugh. How much pressure...
    In her press conference she said "Serena didn't turn up," well, she hasn't "turned up," for the last four finals in which she played. Her coach said, "She, unlike her opponents is under a lot of pressure and that she's still recovering from...
    In her press conference she said "Serena didn't turn up," well, she hasn't "turned up," for the last four finals in which she played. Her coach said, "She, unlike her opponents is under a lot of...
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  5. Vince
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  6. ricky101

    Spiders in the Home ...

    We had a lot of the giant house spiders in the last week - after much screaming from the wife I put them back outside!Really depends on how you feel about spiders?
    We had a lot of the giant house spiders in the last week - after much screaming from the wife I put them back outside!Really depends on how you feel about spiders?
    We had a lot of the giant house spiders in the last week - after much screaming from the wife I put them back outside!Really depends on how you feel about spiders?
    We had a lot of the giant house spiders in the last week - after much screaming from the wife I put them back outside!Really depends on how you feel about spiders?
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  7. Mike Allen

    I also went to ETON

    Just a bit of humour.Recently I mentioned, possibly in the Brexit forum that I also went to Eton, (Eton college) Mr Cameron and Mr Boris Johnson, plus other politicians. Come to think of it. ...
    Just a bit of humour.Recently I mentioned, possibly in the Brexit forum that I also went to Eton, (Eton college) Mr Cameron and Mr Boris Johnson, plus other politicians. Come to think of it. Perhaps some of whatever haunts the corridors of that place has rubbed off.I, along with fellow...
    Just a bit of humour.Recently I mentioned, possibly in the Brexit forum that I also went to Eton, (Eton college) Mr Cameron and Mr Boris Johnson, plus other politicians. Come to think of it. Perhaps some of whatever haunts the corridors of...
    Just a bit of humour.Recently I mentioned, possibly in the Brexit forum that I also went to Eton, (Eton college) Mr Cameron and Mr Boris Johnson, plus other politicians. Come to think of it. ...
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  8. Loofah

    Flashman

    I have not but will take a look... have grabbed the first Flashman so will start that soon and see if I like it enough to carry oncheers :)
    I have not but will take a look... have grabbed the first Flashman so will start that soon and see if I like it enough to carry oncheers :)
    I have not but will take a look... have grabbed the first Flashman so will start that soon and see if I like it enough to carry oncheers :)
    I have not but will take a look... have grabbed the first Flashman so will start that soon and see if I like it enough to carry oncheers :)
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  9. Doghouse Riley

    Needs Must....

    Thanks for that.We've discussed a handle but she says one on the wall would be of no use to her when she's getting out. She's OK if she doesn't bump into the open doors and she says there's...
    Thanks for that.We've discussed a handle but she says one on the wall would be of no use to her when she's getting out. She's OK if she doesn't bump into the open doors and she says there's enough space now. She says once she's out she can make a "grab" for the corner of the vanity unit, ...
    Thanks for that.We've discussed a handle but she says one on the wall would be of no use to her when she's getting out. She's OK if she doesn't bump into the open doors and she says there's enough space now. She says once she's out she can...
    Thanks for that.We've discussed a handle but she says one on the wall would be of no use to her when she's getting out. She's OK if she doesn't bump into the open doors and she says there's...
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  10. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY WILLSHIRE

    Happy birthday
    Happy birthday
    Happy birthday
    Happy birthday
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  11. Jack Sparrow

    Happy Birthday Amy Wilshere

    @Amy Willshire Happy Birthday:ccheers:G.
    @Amy Willshire Happy Birthday:ccheers:G.
    @Amy Willshire Happy Birthday:ccheers:G.
    @Amy Willshire Happy Birthday:ccheers:G.
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  12. ARMANDII
    Friendly x 27

    ARMANDII'S LAST AMBLE FOR A WHILE

    @clanless not to worry He's Back and Ambling again!
    @clanless not to worry He's Back and Ambling again!
    @clanless not to worry He's Back and Ambling again!
    @clanless not to worry He's Back and Ambling again!
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  13. JWK

    Sink unblocking stuff like Mr Muscle - recommendations

    The pump type plunger you used, is the one I have found works pretty well. Also my friend used something similar to item below. A coily spring prodder, with some succes.1.8M DRAIN WASTE PIPE...
    The pump type plunger you used, is the one I have found works pretty well. Also my friend used something similar to item below. A coily spring prodder, with some succes.1.8M DRAIN WASTE PIPE SINK CLEANER UNBLOCKER ROD TOOL PLUG HOLE BATH MARKSMAN 5038673681955 | eBay
    The pump type plunger you used, is the one I have found works pretty well. Also my friend used something similar to item below. A coily spring prodder, with some succes.1.8M DRAIN WASTE PIPE SINK CLEANER UNBLOCKER ROD TOOL PLUG HOLE BATH...
    The pump type plunger you used, is the one I have found works pretty well. Also my friend used something similar to item below. A coily spring prodder, with some succes.1.8M DRAIN WASTE PIPE...
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  14. mazambo
    Like x 5

    Art or Graffiti?

    I like that sort :dbgrtmb:Would that be Snake's and Ladder's :cool:
    I like that sort :dbgrtmb:Would that be Snake's and Ladder's :cool:
    I like that sort :dbgrtmb:Would that be Snake's and Ladder's :cool:
    I like that sort :dbgrtmb:Would that be Snake's and Ladder's :cool:
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  15. Vince
    Funny x 4

    Worried!

    Good news @Vince . If adjusting your lifestyle and taking three pills a day is all you have to do, you are fortunate. It's much better than some of the horrors others have to go through :yikes:I hope...
    Good news @Vince . If adjusting your lifestyle and taking three pills a day is all you have to do, you are fortunate. It's much better than some of the horrors others have to go through :yikes:I hope the lifestyle change has quick effects and you start feeling like a kid again :)
    Good news @Vince . If adjusting your lifestyle and taking three pills a day is all you have to do, you are fortunate. It's much better than some of the horrors others have to go through :yikes:I hope the lifestyle change has quick effects and you...
    Good news @Vince . If adjusting your lifestyle and taking three pills a day is all you have to do, you are fortunate. It's much better than some of the horrors others have to go through :yikes:I hope...
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  16. lolimac
    Like x 5

    Ey up Our Armandii is in the house....

    I might Bonsai it. :blue thumb:
    I might Bonsai it. :blue thumb:
    I might Bonsai it. :blue thumb:
    I might Bonsai it. :blue thumb:
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  17. wiseowl

    Happy birthday Sandy Ground & Retired

    Hi,Many thanks Logan for your birthday wishes; cake and bubbly. :)I'll enjoy the dairy free cake and the bubbly lemonade; I'm dairy intolerant and teetotal. Whoopee.Kind regards, Colin.
    Hi,Many thanks Logan for your birthday wishes; cake and bubbly. :)I'll enjoy the dairy free cake and the bubbly lemonade; I'm dairy intolerant and teetotal. Whoopee.Kind regards, Colin.
    Hi,Many thanks Logan for your birthday wishes; cake and bubbly. :)I'll enjoy the dairy free cake and the bubbly lemonade; I'm dairy intolerant and teetotal. Whoopee.Kind regards, Colin.
    Hi,Many thanks Logan for your birthday wishes; cake and bubbly. :)I'll enjoy the dairy free cake and the bubbly lemonade; I'm dairy intolerant and teetotal. Whoopee.Kind regards, Colin.
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  18. Vince

    Hot tub

    Considering Carol was anti hot tub......... she's just uncovered it and got in!My go next?If the weather forecast for the next 2 days here is accurate? It will become a cold tub!
    Considering Carol was anti hot tub......... she's just uncovered it and got in!My go next?If the weather forecast for the next 2 days here is accurate? It will become a cold tub!
    Considering Carol was anti hot tub......... she's just uncovered it and got in!My go next?If the weather forecast for the next 2 days here is accurate? It will become a cold tub!
    Considering Carol was anti hot tub......... she's just uncovered it and got in!My go next?If the weather forecast for the next 2 days here is accurate? It will become a cold tub!
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  19. Doghouse Riley

    Crosswords

    I like to do the Daily Mail "Quick Crosword" every morning. I call it my "Dementia Check." I'm rarely stumped for a word, though sometimes I have to put it down and come back to it later, although...
    I like to do the Daily Mail "Quick Crosword" every morning. I call it my "Dementia Check." I'm rarely stumped for a word, though sometimes I have to put it down and come back to it later, although no one could ever say it was hard.However, sometimes I find the clues a bit obscure and now and...
    I like to do the Daily Mail "Quick Crosword" every morning. I call it my "Dementia Check." I'm rarely stumped for a word, though sometimes I have to put it down and come back to it later, although no one could ever say it was hard.However,...
    I like to do the Daily Mail "Quick Crosword" every morning. I call it my "Dementia Check." I'm rarely stumped for a word, though sometimes I have to put it down and come back to it later, although...
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  20. Marley Farley
    Like x 4

    Peter Fonda

    @Sandy Ground at least I got the BS part right! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:I think that mining one was something like Cat Dancing or something like that.
    @Sandy Ground at least I got the BS part right! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:I think that mining one was something like Cat Dancing or something like that.
    @Sandy Ground at least I got the BS part right! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:I think that mining one was something like Cat Dancing or something like that.
    @Sandy Ground at least I got the BS part right! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:I think that mining one was something like Cat Dancing or something like that.
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