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  1. The Muppet Show

    ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes
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    Latest: A Joke Or Two 2025 john558, Dec 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
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    Latest: Ask daitheplant Mike Allen, Jul 19, 2020
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  1. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NOISETTE

    A belated happy birthday from me!:birthday:
    A belated happy birthday from me!:birthday:
    A belated happy birthday from me!:birthday:
    A belated happy birthday from me!:birthday:
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  2. Loofah

    Water softeners

    @Loofah The reason it tastes odd is that the calcium/magnesium ions are replaced with sodium ions. So the water out of the softner contains sodium carbonate not calcium carbonate. The sodium...
    @Loofah The reason it tastes odd is that the calcium/magnesium ions are replaced with sodium ions. So the water out of the softner contains sodium carbonate not calcium carbonate. The sodium content is why it's not fit for drinking as well as the taste. In California they have restricted...
    @Loofah The reason it tastes odd is that the calcium/magnesium ions are replaced with sodium ions. So the water out of the softner contains sodium carbonate not calcium carbonate. The sodium content is why it's not fit for drinking as well as...
    @Loofah The reason it tastes odd is that the calcium/magnesium ions are replaced with sodium ions. So the water out of the softner contains sodium carbonate not calcium carbonate. The sodium...
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  3. Marley Farley
    Friendly x 7

    SOME VERY SAD NEWS.........

    You probably saw her posts without registering her name as she was a member since a couple of years before you joined. :blue thumb:
    You probably saw her posts without registering her name as she was a member since a couple of years before you joined. :blue thumb:
    You probably saw her posts without registering her name as she was a member since a couple of years before you joined. :blue thumb:
    You probably saw her posts without registering her name as she was a member since a couple of years before you joined. :blue thumb:
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  4. Fat Controller

    Dying to get his bus.....

    The battery has arrived and it’s plugged in. Should supply power for days in parking mode. Saves on the car battery and a nice simple solution that’s cheaper than their own batteries and a lot...
    The battery has arrived and it’s plugged in. Should supply power for days in parking mode. Saves on the car battery and a nice simple solution that’s cheaper than their own batteries and a lot more power. I’ve tucked it under the seat out of sight in my old van. Now all I need is a security...
    The battery has arrived and it’s plugged in. Should supply power for days in parking mode. Saves on the car battery and a nice simple solution that’s cheaper than their own batteries and a lot more power. I’ve tucked it under the seat out of...
    The battery has arrived and it’s plugged in. Should supply power for days in parking mode. Saves on the car battery and a nice simple solution that’s cheaper than their own batteries and a lot...
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  5. Vince
    Like x 3

    Music and Life!

    That's one of my top ten songs Vince...love it..:dbgrtmb:
    That's one of my top ten songs Vince...love it..:dbgrtmb:
    That's one of my top ten songs Vince...love it..:dbgrtmb:
    That's one of my top ten songs Vince...love it..:dbgrtmb:
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  6. shiney

    Happy Birthday Kandy

    Happy birthday kandy for yesterday I hope you had a great day :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday kandy for yesterday I hope you had a great day :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday kandy for yesterday I hope you had a great day :dbgrtmb:
    Happy birthday kandy for yesterday I hope you had a great day :dbgrtmb:
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  7. Freddy

    Retirement-Your Experience

    Nope it is true. 765 hours X $$$$ = lots of $$$$$If they would just pay it out, then I can leave. Still my only possibility is to get to a Psychiatrist, explain it, and maybe get him to...
    Nope it is true. 765 hours X $$$$ = lots of $$$$$If they would just pay it out, then I can leave. Still my only possibility is to get to a Psychiatrist, explain it, and maybe get him to write me out for Job Stress. Have to make a point in getting to one of them soon. I could also...
    Nope it is true. 765 hours X $$$$ = lots of $$$$$If they would just pay it out, then I can leave. Still my only possibility is to get to a Psychiatrist, explain it, and maybe get him to write me out for Job Stress. Have to make a point...
    Nope it is true. 765 hours X $$$$ = lots of $$$$$If they would just pay it out, then I can leave. Still my only possibility is to get to a Psychiatrist, explain it, and maybe get him to...
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  8. Vince

    Big Boys do cry!

    Recorded at the Colston Hall I believe, with the original line-up :)
    Recorded at the Colston Hall I believe, with the original line-up :)
    Recorded at the Colston Hall I believe, with the original line-up :)
    Recorded at the Colston Hall I believe, with the original line-up :)
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  9. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, REDSTAR

    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
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  10. roders

    Harry and Megan.

    In the main, I agree. But, let’s not forget, it is ‘us’ that are footing the bill for their privilege, which which makes them open to scrutiny.
    In the main, I agree. But, let’s not forget, it is ‘us’ that are footing the bill for their privilege, which which makes them open to scrutiny.
    In the main, I agree. But, let’s not forget, it is ‘us’ that are footing the bill for their privilege, which which makes them open to scrutiny.
    In the main, I agree. But, let’s not forget, it is ‘us’ that are footing the bill for their privilege, which which makes them open to scrutiny.
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  11. Fat Controller

    Repairing sofas....

    They often do - the company that we bought ours from now say that they have a 20 year guarantee.......... but when you question them on it, it is on structures and frames, not cushions/padding. ...
    They often do - the company that we bought ours from now say that they have a 20 year guarantee.......... but when you question them on it, it is on structures and frames, not cushions/padding. It seems that if you go to the likes of DFS, Sofology, SCS and so on your choice is not really on...
    They often do - the company that we bought ours from now say that they have a 20 year guarantee.......... but when you question them on it, it is on structures and frames, not cushions/padding. It seems that if you go to the likes of DFS,...
    They often do - the company that we bought ours from now say that they have a 20 year guarantee.......... but when you question them on it, it is on structures and frames, not cushions/padding. ...
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  12. Vince

    Might need your help FC!

    I apologize to all the female dogs,,,,,,,, and the amoeba's I was going to use as a reference to her IQ!
    I apologize to all the female dogs,,,,,,,, and the amoeba's I was going to use as a reference to her IQ!
    I apologize to all the female dogs,,,,,,,, and the amoeba's I was going to use as a reference to her IQ!
    I apologize to all the female dogs,,,,,,,, and the amoeba's I was going to use as a reference to her IQ!
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  13. Gardening Guru

    What to say.

    I think that this forum as with other internet forums usually have a mainpoint of interest, plus openings for general chit chat. It must be a well known fact of life, that we often tend to open...
    I think that this forum as with other internet forums usually have a mainpoint of interest, plus openings for general chit chat. It must be a well known fact of life, that we often tend to open up to complete strangers. I have two daughters, both in their fifties. The youngest, Amanda is in...
    I think that this forum as with other internet forums usually have a mainpoint of interest, plus openings for general chit chat. It must be a well known fact of life, that we often tend to open up to complete strangers. I have two daughters,...
    I think that this forum as with other internet forums usually have a mainpoint of interest, plus openings for general chit chat. It must be a well known fact of life, that we often tend to open...
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  14. Gardening Guru
    Friendly x 4

    Dealing with upset child.

    :love30::thumbsup:................sleep tight,Noisette:snooze::)
    :love30::thumbsup:................sleep tight,Noisette:snooze::)
    :love30::thumbsup:................sleep tight,Noisette:snooze::)
    :love30::thumbsup:................sleep tight,Noisette:snooze::)
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  15. mazambo

    Soul Legends Musical

    Soul Legends Musical is coming locally 17th August, tickets arrived today, at last a chance to get my 70s clobber back out of the wardrobe, will be strutting my stuff, ok numerous pulled muscles,...
    Soul Legends Musical is coming locally 17th August, tickets arrived today, at last a chance to get my 70s clobber back out of the wardrobe, will be strutting my stuff, ok numerous pulled muscles, 2 or 3 days off work, but it'll be worth it:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Soul Legends Musical is coming locally 17th August, tickets arrived today, at last a chance to get my 70s clobber back out of the wardrobe, will be strutting my stuff, ok numerous pulled muscles, 2 or 3 days off work, but it'll be worth it:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Soul Legends Musical is coming locally 17th August, tickets arrived today, at last a chance to get my 70s clobber back out of the wardrobe, will be strutting my stuff, ok numerous pulled muscles,...
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  16. Gardening Guru

    Best Disney film

    As the title asks, what is the best Disney film in your opinion, or the most popular in your household :).For us it's Frozen, Moana and The Lion King. In my opinion, its Brave buts that's...
    As the title asks, what is the best Disney film in your opinion, or the most popular in your household :).For us it's Frozen, Moana and The Lion King. In my opinion, its Brave buts that's basically because that along with Braveheart and Wimbledon are the only films I have seen.
    As the title asks, what is the best Disney film in your opinion, or the most popular in your household :).For us it's Frozen, Moana and The Lion King. In my opinion, its Brave buts that's basically because that along with Braveheart and...
    As the title asks, what is the best Disney film in your opinion, or the most popular in your household :).For us it's Frozen, Moana and The Lion King. In my opinion, its Brave buts that's...
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  17. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Jack Sparrow

    It's better to have late wishes than none. I was just grateful that Armandii and Sheal were around last week :)
    It's better to have late wishes than none. I was just grateful that Armandii and Sheal were around last week :)
    It's better to have late wishes than none. I was just grateful that Armandii and Sheal were around last week :)
    It's better to have late wishes than none. I was just grateful that Armandii and Sheal were around last week :)
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  18. Selleri
    Funny x 4

    How can I possibly justify buying this hose?

    PLEASE don't expect me to respond to that antlers..............h........... Michael. Slapper your wrists.
    PLEASE don't expect me to respond to that antlers..............h........... Michael. Slapper your wrists.
    PLEASE don't expect me to respond to that antlers..............h........... Michael. Slapper your wrists.
    PLEASE don't expect me to respond to that antlers..............h........... Michael. Slapper your wrists.
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  19. Vince

    Better than sex?

    Downy's Irish Coffee Cake, with a mound of fresh whipped cream on top.
    Downy's Irish Coffee Cake, with a mound of fresh whipped cream on top.
    Downy's Irish Coffee Cake, with a mound of fresh whipped cream on top.
    Downy's Irish Coffee Cake, with a mound of fresh whipped cream on top.
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  20. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Trunky

    Happy Birthday @Trunky , hope you've had a fab day!
    Happy Birthday @Trunky , hope you've had a fab day!
    Happy Birthday @Trunky , hope you've had a fab day!
    Happy Birthday @Trunky , hope you've had a fab day!
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