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  1. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TRUNKY

    Happy birthday Trunky
    Happy birthday Trunky
    Happy birthday Trunky
    Happy birthday Trunky
    ARMANDII, Jul 24, 2019
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    JWK
    Jul 24, 2019
  2. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KFF

    Thanks @Sheal :)
    Thanks @Sheal :)
    Thanks @Sheal :)
    Thanks @Sheal :)
    ARMANDII, Jul 23, 2019
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    KFF
    Jul 23, 2019
  3. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TMAK

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TMAK, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TMAK, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TMAK, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TMAK, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
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    ARMANDII, Jul 22, 2019
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  4. Vince

    End of an era

    I must admit to being a bit of a fan of Bosch stuff, even extending to their domestic appliances - having said that though, my impact wrench is a Ryobi and is a cracker of a thing. My neighbour...
    I must admit to being a bit of a fan of Bosch stuff, even extending to their domestic appliances - having said that though, my impact wrench is a Ryobi and is a cracker of a thing. My neighbour was so impressed with it when I bought it, he went and bought one himself.Anyway, I digress, I...
    I must admit to being a bit of a fan of Bosch stuff, even extending to their domestic appliances - having said that though, my impact wrench is a Ryobi and is a cracker of a thing. My neighbour was so impressed with it when I bought it, he went...
    I must admit to being a bit of a fan of Bosch stuff, even extending to their domestic appliances - having said that though, my impact wrench is a Ryobi and is a cracker of a thing. My neighbour...
    Vince, Jul 18, 2019
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    Fat Controller
    Jul 20, 2019
  5. Fat Controller

    Block out the light

    If you want a cheap remedy cut up a black dustbin liner and Blu-Tack it to the window. :biggrin:
    If you want a cheap remedy cut up a black dustbin liner and Blu-Tack it to the window. :biggrin:
    If you want a cheap remedy cut up a black dustbin liner and Blu-Tack it to the window. :biggrin:
    If you want a cheap remedy cut up a black dustbin liner and Blu-Tack it to the window. :biggrin:
    Fat Controller, Jul 18, 2019 ... 2
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    Sheal
    Jul 19, 2019
  6. Fat Controller

    Councils charging for waste disposal

    @Sian in Belgium There's a lot of similarity over here regarding recycling efforts.We use green coloured bins for food waste - they are a 13 gallon size and I usually fill half of it every week....
    @Sian in Belgium There's a lot of similarity over here regarding recycling efforts.We use green coloured bins for food waste - they are a 13 gallon size and I usually fill half of it every week. well, if you tasted my cooking, you will understand this seemingly large amount. Seems it doesn't...
    @Sian in Belgium There's a lot of similarity over here regarding recycling efforts.We use green coloured bins for food waste - they are a 13 gallon size and I usually fill half of it every week. well, if you tasted my cooking, you will...
    @Sian in Belgium There's a lot of similarity over here regarding recycling efforts.We use green coloured bins for food waste - they are a 13 gallon size and I usually fill half of it every week....
    Fat Controller, Jul 17, 2019
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    CanadianLori
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  7. Vince

    I need a new vinyl record player!

    TDL which John help to start formed after IMF were just a few miles from me. A real sad end when John died and the company closed around the same time. We had our designs with them at the time and...
    TDL which John help to start formed after IMF were just a few miles from me. A real sad end when John died and the company closed around the same time. We had our designs with them at the time and it was heart breaking getting the drawings back from the company handling their closure. They also...
    TDL which John help to start formed after IMF were just a few miles from me. A real sad end when John died and the company closed around the same time. We had our designs with them at the time and it was heart breaking getting the drawings back...
    TDL which John help to start formed after IMF were just a few miles from me. A real sad end when John died and the company closed around the same time. We had our designs with them at the time and...
    Vince, Jul 12, 2019 ... 2
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    Liz the pot
    Jul 18, 2019
  8. Selleri
    Agree x 6

    Phones and dinner, sorry for the umpteenth thread!

    Once in London we pooled our pennies together to visit the tearoom at Harrods. Gaping at the wonderful china, impeccable service and heavenly menu I noticed a young tourist at the next table......
    Once in London we pooled our pennies together to visit the tearoom at Harrods. Gaping at the wonderful china, impeccable service and heavenly menu I noticed a young tourist at the next table... checking the tearoom website. She didn't look up or around, but stuffed her crumpet towards her mouth...
    Once in London we pooled our pennies together to visit the tearoom at Harrods. Gaping at the wonderful china, impeccable service and heavenly menu I noticed a young tourist at the next table... checking the tearoom website. She didn't look up or...
    Once in London we pooled our pennies together to visit the tearoom at Harrods. Gaping at the wonderful china, impeccable service and heavenly menu I noticed a young tourist at the next table......
    Selleri, Jul 17, 2019
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    Selleri
    Jul 18, 2019
  9. Fat Controller

    Happy Birthday Wiseowl

    Good morning @Upsydaisy and @strongylodon my good friends many thanks for your kind and friendly birthday wishes,they really are appreciated
    Good morning @Upsydaisy and @strongylodon my good friends many thanks for your kind and friendly birthday wishes,they really are appreciated
    Good morning @Upsydaisy and @strongylodon my good friends many thanks for your kind and friendly birthday wishes,they really are appreciated
    Good morning @Upsydaisy and @strongylodon my good friends many thanks for your kind and friendly birthday wishes,they really are appreciated
    Fat Controller, Jul 16, 2019 ... 2 3
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    wiseowl
    Jul 18, 2019
  10. Vince

    Early Retirement/pensions

    Surprise, lump some paid into my bank account, duly transferred £2000 into Carols account.......Carol says "don't spend and waste it all", No, I think she'll try doing that for me?I love her...
    Surprise, lump some paid into my bank account, duly transferred £2000 into Carols account.......Carol says "don't spend and waste it all", No, I think she'll try doing that for me?I love her dearly but I have projects of my own that don't all involve drinking cider!
    Surprise, lump some paid into my bank account, duly transferred £2000 into Carols account.......Carol says "don't spend and waste it all", No, I think she'll try doing that for me?I love her dearly but I have projects of my own that don't all...
    Surprise, lump some paid into my bank account, duly transferred £2000 into Carols account.......Carol says "don't spend and waste it all", No, I think she'll try doing that for me?I love her...
    Vince, Jun 18, 2019 ... 2 3 4
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    Vince
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  11. lolimac

    Moon landing...Where were you ?

    Me. At RAF Linton on Ouse. Thinking about I was there for a number of years. I saw guys come and go.
    Me. At RAF Linton on Ouse. Thinking about I was there for a number of years. I saw guys come and go.
    Me. At RAF Linton on Ouse. Thinking about I was there for a number of years. I saw guys come and go.
    Me. At RAF Linton on Ouse. Thinking about I was there for a number of years. I saw guys come and go.
    lolimac, Jul 16, 2019
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    capney
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  12. mazambo
    Agree x 3

    Cricket World Cup

    Wonderful game. :) Nail biting right through to the end and it could not have been closer. England deserved to win....as NZ would have too.....so let’s hail the new world champions :)
    Wonderful game. :) Nail biting right through to the end and it could not have been closer. England deserved to win....as NZ would have too.....so let’s hail the new world champions :)
    Wonderful game. :) Nail biting right through to the end and it could not have been closer. England deserved to win....as NZ would have too.....so let’s hail the new world champions :)
    Wonderful game. :) Nail biting right through to the end and it could not have been closer. England deserved to win....as NZ would have too.....so let’s hail the new world champions :)
    mazambo, Jul 14, 2019
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    Verdun
    Jul 14, 2019
  13. roders
    Like x 7

    Wimbledon.

    Right....Quiet at the back...charge your glasses and get ready to watch the Wimbledon finale...I can hardly contain meself..:hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:...Enjoy..:dbgrtmb:
    Right....Quiet at the back...charge your glasses and get ready to watch the Wimbledon finale...I can hardly contain meself..:hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:...Enjoy..:dbgrtmb:
    Right....Quiet at the back...charge your glasses and get ready to watch the Wimbledon finale...I can hardly contain meself..:hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:...Enjoy..:dbgrtmb:
    Right....Quiet at the back...charge your glasses and get ready to watch the Wimbledon finale...I can hardly contain meself..:hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:...Enjoy..:dbgrtmb:
    roders, Jul 6, 2019
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    lolimac
    Jul 14, 2019
  14. Verdun

    Happy birthday Upsy

    Thanks @strongylodon :)I'll certainly try my best @Marley Farley :dbgrtmb:
    Thanks @strongylodon :)I'll certainly try my best @Marley Farley :dbgrtmb:
    Thanks @strongylodon :)I'll certainly try my best @Marley Farley :dbgrtmb:
    Thanks @strongylodon :)I'll certainly try my best @Marley Farley :dbgrtmb:
    Verdun, Jul 12, 2019 ... 2
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    Upsydaisy
    Jul 13, 2019
  15. Janet mahay

    Sorry this isint a garden question Need some painting advice any painters???

    The painter is what i used before He painted my other house and did a good job and still look like it just been painted even it was painted 3 years ago I texted him that i dont wont paint on the...
    The painter is what i used before He painted my other house and did a good job and still look like it just been painted even it was painted 3 years ago I texted him that i dont wont paint on the windows so he said no problems He his going to wash, clean. and sand the windows before any...
    The painter is what i used before He painted my other house and did a good job and still look like it just been painted even it was painted 3 years ago I texted him that i dont wont paint on the windows so he said no problems He his going to...
    The painter is what i used before He painted my other house and did a good job and still look like it just been painted even it was painted 3 years ago I texted him that i dont wont paint on the...
    Janet mahay, Jul 11, 2019
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    Janet mahay
    Jul 13, 2019
  16. pete
    Funny x 9

    I think I'll just shoot myself.

    Mackerel don't seem to get very big these days, I think they are overfished. I did find a couple of really good sized ones at Whitstable harbour a while back but they were mostly roe, when I...
    Mackerel don't seem to get very big these days, I think they are overfished. I did find a couple of really good sized ones at Whitstable harbour a while back but they were mostly roe, when I opened them up.
    Mackerel don't seem to get very big these days, I think they are overfished. I did find a couple of really good sized ones at Whitstable harbour a while back but they were mostly roe, when I opened them up.
    Mackerel don't seem to get very big these days, I think they are overfished. I did find a couple of really good sized ones at Whitstable harbour a while back but they were mostly roe, when I...
    pete, Jun 14, 2019 ... 3 4 5
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    pete
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  17. Vince
    Like x 6

    It is time!

    :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:Yeah do it Vince.:dbgrtmb:
    :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:Yeah do it Vince.:dbgrtmb:
    :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:Yeah do it Vince.:dbgrtmb:
    :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:Yeah do it Vince.:dbgrtmb:
    Vince, Jul 11, 2019
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    lolimac
    Jul 11, 2019
  18. wiseowl

    Inspirational

    I was sent this from my American pen friendShe doesn't walk, and he lost his sight. Together, they're reaching new heights.
    I was sent this from my American pen friendShe doesn't walk, and he lost his sight. Together, they're reaching new heights.
    I was sent this from my American pen friendShe doesn't walk, and he lost his sight. Together, they're reaching new heights.
    I was sent this from my American pen friendShe doesn't walk, and he lost his sight. Together, they're reaching new heights.
    wiseowl, Jul 10, 2019
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    wiseowl
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  19. Vince

    1973

    I’m not sure if that’s helping :biggrin: But yes, it makes a point. For me, a good recording/record/composition (w/e) will always be good. Of course, not everyone will like Tubular Bells, but for me, it...
    I’m not sure if that’s helping :biggrin: But yes, it makes a point. For me, a good recording/record/composition (w/e) will always be good. Of course, not everyone will like Tubular Bells, but for me, it was a landmark album. It received huge critical acclaim, and sold quite well :whistle:
    I’m not sure if that’s helping :biggrin: But yes, it makes a point. For me, a good recording/record/composition (w/e) will always be good. Of course, not everyone will like Tubular Bells, but for me, it was a landmark album. It received huge critical...
    I’m not sure if that’s helping :biggrin: But yes, it makes a point. For me, a good recording/record/composition (w/e) will always be good. Of course, not everyone will like Tubular Bells, but for me, it...
    Vince, Jul 5, 2019
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    Freddy
    Jul 5, 2019
  20. Retired

    British justice.

    Hi,I wonder if I'll bump into Rose in Flockton Post Office in the near future because I'm sure she'll be out buying a lottery ticket?Rose West moved to HMP New Hall and inmates told 'be nice'...
    Hi,I wonder if I'll bump into Rose in Flockton Post Office in the near future because I'm sure she'll be out buying a lottery ticket?Rose West moved to HMP New Hall and inmates told 'be nice' to herKind regards, Colin.
    Hi,I wonder if I'll bump into Rose in Flockton Post Office in the near future because I'm sure she'll be out buying a lottery ticket?Rose West moved to HMP New Hall and inmates told 'be nice' to herKind regards, Colin.
    Hi,I wonder if I'll bump into Rose in Flockton Post Office in the near future because I'm sure she'll be out buying a lottery ticket?Rose West moved to HMP New Hall and inmates told 'be nice'...
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