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  1. matt22

    aghhhhh in haunted?????

    Niether do I :eek:
    Niether do I :eek:
    Niether do I :eek:
    Niether do I :eek:
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  2. Dobiesmon

    Might Help

    Nightmarish situation: Dobiesmon, I just hope that I will never be so unlucky...
    Nightmarish situation: Dobiesmon, I just hope that I will never be so unlucky...
    Nightmarish situation: Dobiesmon, I just hope that I will never be so unlucky...
    Nightmarish situation: Dobiesmon, I just hope that I will never be so unlucky...
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  3. borrowers

    Carbon footprints

    that's very good Daisees. If everybody in the world did that it would be brilliant. Do you think it will ever happen (every one halving I mean)? cheers
    that's very good Daisees. If everybody in the world did that it would be brilliant. Do you think it will ever happen (every one halving I mean)? cheers
    that's very good Daisees. If everybody in the world did that it would be brilliant. Do you think it will ever happen (every one halving I mean)? cheers
    that's very good Daisees. If everybody in the world did that it would be brilliant. Do you think it will ever happen (every one halving I mean)? cheers
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  4. takemore02withit

    Heeeelllloooo is anybody thereeeee!!!

    Me too Walnut, only need about 5 hours sleep, I supose we are all different. I might need an extra hour in the winter though. 02
    Me too Walnut, only need about 5 hours sleep, I supose we are all different. I might need an extra hour in the winter though. 02
    Me too Walnut, only need about 5 hours sleep, I supose we are all different. I might need an extra hour in the winter though. 02
    Me too Walnut, only need about 5 hours sleep, I supose we are all different. I might need an extra hour in the winter though. 02
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  5. Kathy3

    feein market

    Got our Castelton strawberries this afternoon Kathy had lunch in the new farm shop. Its very good.And strawberries really tasty and moorish.
    Got our Castelton strawberries this afternoon Kathy had lunch in the new farm shop. Its very good.And strawberries really tasty and moorish.
    Got our Castelton strawberries this afternoon Kathy had lunch in the new farm shop. Its very good.And strawberries really tasty and moorish.
    Got our Castelton strawberries this afternoon Kathy had lunch in the new farm shop. Its very good.And strawberries really tasty and moorish.
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  6. Victoria

    Solar Power

    We have a panel powering a warning sign on a dangerous bend on a hill known as'Fish Hill' ...The panel is nicked about once a month!:rolleyes:
    We have a panel powering a warning sign on a dangerous bend on a hill known as'Fish Hill' ...The panel is nicked about once a month!:rolleyes:
    We have a panel powering a warning sign on a dangerous bend on a hill known as'Fish Hill' ...The panel is nicked about once a month!:rolleyes:
    We have a panel powering a warning sign on a dangerous bend on a hill known as'Fish Hill' ...The panel is nicked about once a month!:rolleyes:
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  7. Lyn

    Happy Birthday MARLEY FARLEY

    :D:D Thanks sunshine..!!!:D:D Not a special number, but was a special day..!! So many birthday wishes from everyone & then my scrumptious three, came to tea..!! Oh & their Mum & Dad too!!:thumb:...
    :D:D Thanks sunshine..!!!:D:D Not a special number, but was a special day..!! So many birthday wishes from everyone & then my scrumptious three, came to tea..!! Oh & their Mum & Dad too!!:thumb: Made my day complete.!!:):thumb: Thank you all again for the Birthday wishes.....
    :D:D Thanks sunshine..!!!:D:D Not a special number, but was a special day..!! So many birthday wishes from everyone & then my scrumptious three, came to tea..!! Oh & their Mum & Dad too!!:thumb: Made my day complete.!!:):thumb: Thank you all...
    :D:D Thanks sunshine..!!!:D:D Not a special number, but was a special day..!! So many birthday wishes from everyone & then my scrumptious three, came to tea..!! Oh & their Mum & Dad too!!:thumb:...
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  8. strongylodon

    Mugged

    made me chuckle Pal,i always advocate the minimum force rule......pulling a trigger only requires a few pounds of pressure and they wouldn't do it again
    made me chuckle Pal,i always advocate the minimum force rule......pulling a trigger only requires a few pounds of pressure and they wouldn't do it again
    made me chuckle Pal,i always advocate the minimum force rule......pulling a trigger only requires a few pounds of pressure and they wouldn't do it again
    made me chuckle Pal,i always advocate the minimum force rule......pulling a trigger only requires a few pounds of pressure and they wouldn't do it again
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  9. Marley Farley

    Fuel Price Petition..!!

    Job done:thumb:
    Job done:thumb:
    Job done:thumb:
    Job done:thumb:
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  10. jjordie

    Unlocking a mobile phone

    I've had phones unlocked at the market for £5 as well. Takes a few minutes
    I've had phones unlocked at the market for £5 as well. Takes a few minutes
    I've had phones unlocked at the market for £5 as well. Takes a few minutes
    I've had phones unlocked at the market for £5 as well. Takes a few minutes
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  11. tweaky

    Killer Food

    Just thought I would post this, as I was completely unaware and it makes interesting reading.CLICKY
    Just thought I would post this, as I was completely unaware and it makes interesting reading.CLICKY
    Just thought I would post this, as I was completely unaware and it makes interesting reading.CLICKY
    Just thought I would post this, as I was completely unaware and it makes interesting reading.CLICKY
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  12. roders

    Well Done Lewis

    Beegly.It has been reported by an eye surgeon, in a confidential email to the News of the World and the Daily Mail, that LH is colour blind.
    Beegly.It has been reported by an eye surgeon, in a confidential email to the News of the World and the Daily Mail, that LH is colour blind.
    Beegly.It has been reported by an eye surgeon, in a confidential email to the News of the World and the Daily Mail, that LH is colour blind.
    Beegly.It has been reported by an eye surgeon, in a confidential email to the News of the World and the Daily Mail, that LH is colour blind.
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  13. tweaky

    Excuse me. Mods.

    Sorted and thanks.
    Sorted and thanks.
    Sorted and thanks.
    Sorted and thanks.
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  14. intermiplants

    free samples

    I could use lots of these cos I can't afford the full product. Any more?:) cheers
    I could use lots of these cos I can't afford the full product. Any more?:) cheers
    I could use lots of these cos I can't afford the full product. Any more?:) cheers
    I could use lots of these cos I can't afford the full product. Any more?:) cheers
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  15. Slinky

    Newspapers

    Ocasionally a telegraph but rarely, reason I buy it over others is I agree with the politics of the editorial team. mostly I get my news via the BBC site.
    Ocasionally a telegraph but rarely, reason I buy it over others is I agree with the politics of the editorial team. mostly I get my news via the BBC site.
    Ocasionally a telegraph but rarely, reason I buy it over others is I agree with the politics of the editorial team. mostly I get my news via the BBC site.
    Ocasionally a telegraph but rarely, reason I buy it over others is I agree with the politics of the editorial team. mostly I get my news via the BBC site.
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  16. John78

    Secret Room 2 - I found a Nazi Bunker in my garden - www.Pistonheads.com - amazing!

    Maybe, my house was built in the 50's and I don't know what was here before hand. It's definitly something to think over...at least it would stop me cursing the previous owner ;-)
    Maybe, my house was built in the 50's and I don't know what was here before hand. It's definitly something to think over...at least it would stop me cursing the previous owner ;-)
    Maybe, my house was built in the 50's and I don't know what was here before hand. It's definitly something to think over...at least it would stop me cursing the previous owner ;-)
    Maybe, my house was built in the 50's and I don't know what was here before hand. It's definitly something to think over...at least it would stop me cursing the previous owner ;-)
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  17. Paladin

    Hypnotism

    :thumb: A tip I was given when I had to do some public speaking once & has held me up on several occasions since, is... .... Look the person straight in the face, then centre your eye contact just...
    :thumb: A tip I was given when I had to do some public speaking once & has held me up on several occasions since, is... .... Look the person straight in the face, then centre your eye contact just above the eyebrows and talk... The person thinks you are making eye contact, but in actual fact you...
    :thumb: A tip I was given when I had to do some public speaking once & has held me up on several occasions since, is... .... Look the person straight in the face, then centre your eye contact just above the eyebrows and talk... The person thinks...
    :thumb: A tip I was given when I had to do some public speaking once & has held me up on several occasions since, is... .... Look the person straight in the face, then centre your eye contact just...
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  18. Kandy

    'Happy Birthday' Steve {Plotty}

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLOTTY AND MAN OF LEISURE HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLOTTY AND MAN OF LEISURE HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLOTTY AND MAN OF LEISURE HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLOTTY AND MAN OF LEISURE HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY
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  20. Slinky

    Plymouth Brethren

    Christmas is a very dull affair in their home's. heh,heh.Are the Plymouth Brethren an off shoot of the Tooting Popular Front?
    Christmas is a very dull affair in their home's. heh,heh.Are the Plymouth Brethren an off shoot of the Tooting Popular Front?
    Christmas is a very dull affair in their home's. heh,heh.Are the Plymouth Brethren an off shoot of the Tooting Popular Front?
    Christmas is a very dull affair in their home's. heh,heh.Are the Plymouth Brethren an off shoot of the Tooting Popular Front?
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