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  1. Marley Farley
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    NEW PHOTO COMP..,

    We have a new photo comp that is for all.. Join in here.! :spinning:30 DAY PHOTO CHALLENGE..! (JUNE)
    We have a new photo comp that is for all.. Join in here.! :spinning:30 DAY PHOTO CHALLENGE..! (JUNE)
    We have a new photo comp that is for all.. Join in here.! :spinning:30 DAY PHOTO CHALLENGE..! (JUNE)
    We have a new photo comp that is for all.. Join in here.! :spinning:30 DAY PHOTO CHALLENGE..! (JUNE)
    Marley Farley, Jun 1, 2019
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  2. Jiffy

    Phone scamers

    :yikes:
    :yikes:
    :yikes:
    :yikes:
    Jiffy, May 31, 2019
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    Jiffy
    May 31, 2019
  3. Selleri

    Recommend a holiday for The Teenager and me please

    Me too @redstar , it was a round trip amongst grandparents when I was younger, local park when I was old enough to be on my own and work work work in my teens. :noidea:Our trips with just the Teenager...
    Me too @redstar , it was a round trip amongst grandparents when I was younger, local park when I was old enough to be on my own and work work work in my teens. :noidea:Our trips with just the Teenager and me started accidentally when juggling school holidays. We have no relatives around. The (then)...
    Me too @redstar , it was a round trip amongst grandparents when I was younger, local park when I was old enough to be on my own and work work work in my teens. :noidea:Our trips with just the Teenager and me started accidentally when juggling school...
    Me too @redstar , it was a round trip amongst grandparents when I was younger, local park when I was old enough to be on my own and work work work in my teens. :noidea:Our trips with just the Teenager...
    Selleri, May 27, 2019
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    Selleri
    May 30, 2019
  4. Vince

    Co-habiting advice needed

    As complicated as it might be, it can still be described and written down. There's no required format so if it needs diagrams to help explain then use them too!Co-habitees have no standing in...
    As complicated as it might be, it can still be described and written down. There's no required format so if it needs diagrams to help explain then use them too!Co-habitees have no standing in these cases as much as they may like to think there is. It's next of kin that matters unless defined...
    As complicated as it might be, it can still be described and written down. There's no required format so if it needs diagrams to help explain then use them too!Co-habitees have no standing in these cases as much as they may like to think...
    As complicated as it might be, it can still be described and written down. There's no required format so if it needs diagrams to help explain then use them too!Co-habitees have no standing in...
    Vince, Mar 18, 2019 ... 2 3 4
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    Loofah
    May 30, 2019
  5. Fat Controller

    The (cashless) EU Election Sweepstake

    I think your calculations are spot on @Scrungee, but as you say we should perhaps put it back to the people, although would that fly in the face of convention.......... would it be numberist to...
    I think your calculations are spot on @Scrungee, but as you say we should perhaps put it back to the people, although would that fly in the face of convention.......... would it be numberist to do so?
    I think your calculations are spot on @Scrungee, but as you say we should perhaps put it back to the people, although would that fly in the face of convention.......... would it be numberist to do so?
    I think your calculations are spot on @Scrungee, but as you say we should perhaps put it back to the people, although would that fly in the face of convention.......... would it be numberist to...
    Fat Controller, May 26, 2019
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    Fat Controller
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  6. Fat Controller

    Quick question - fruit salad type thing...

    Well maybe put them in something else to defrost and eat.? ;)
    Well maybe put them in something else to defrost and eat.? ;)
    Well maybe put them in something else to defrost and eat.? ;)
    Well maybe put them in something else to defrost and eat.? ;)
    Fat Controller, May 27, 2019
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    Marley Farley
    May 27, 2019
  7. Logan

    what's your favourite video of the carpenters

    Logan, May 19, 2019
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    Logan
    May 22, 2019
  8. Vince

    The Game is up

    The sandwiches, on Saturday, are on me! :whistle: :loll:
    The sandwiches, on Saturday, are on me! :whistle: :loll:
    The sandwiches, on Saturday, are on me! :whistle: :loll:
    The sandwiches, on Saturday, are on me! :whistle: :loll:
    Vince, Apr 3, 2019 ... 5 6 7
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    shiney
    May 19, 2019
  9. Mike Allen

    TRUST NO-ONE

    Trust them with a little, and see what happens. The big J had a story to say about that one, with talents, as I recall.
    Trust them with a little, and see what happens. The big J had a story to say about that one, with talents, as I recall.
    Trust them with a little, and see what happens. The big J had a story to say about that one, with talents, as I recall.
    Trust them with a little, and see what happens. The big J had a story to say about that one, with talents, as I recall.
    Mike Allen, May 16, 2019
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    Sian in Belgium
    May 17, 2019
  10. HarryS

    Buying Paint 2019

    We needed a tin of emulsion to paint one small wall. A colour was selected from the Dulux range and testers were ordered. Incredible things these days, they have a little roller built into one...
    We needed a tin of emulsion to paint one small wall. A colour was selected from the Dulux range and testers were ordered. Incredible things these days, they have a little roller built into one end! Came to order, B n Q was £20, but it was difficult to determine if it was in stock. Ordered it on...
    We needed a tin of emulsion to paint one small wall. A colour was selected from the Dulux range and testers were ordered. Incredible things these days, they have a little roller built into one end! Came to order, B n Q was £20, but it was...
    We needed a tin of emulsion to paint one small wall. A colour was selected from the Dulux range and testers were ordered. Incredible things these days, they have a little roller built into one...
    HarryS, May 15, 2019
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    HarryS
    May 15, 2019
  11. Mike Allen

    Who said, 'Grow old gracefully'?

    Thanks Janet. As my friends here on GC no doubt realise, Amanda, my youngest...early 50's is so close to me. Being she is so disabled herself, I try not to burden her with too much.
    Thanks Janet. As my friends here on GC no doubt realise, Amanda, my youngest...early 50's is so close to me. Being she is so disabled herself, I try not to burden her with too much.
    Thanks Janet. As my friends here on GC no doubt realise, Amanda, my youngest...early 50's is so close to me. Being she is so disabled herself, I try not to burden her with too much.
    Thanks Janet. As my friends here on GC no doubt realise, Amanda, my youngest...early 50's is so close to me. Being she is so disabled herself, I try not to burden her with too much.
    Mike Allen, May 12, 2019
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    Mike Allen
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  12. Sian in Belgium

    Thoughts inspired by tree-planting on a Sunday afternoon

    Thank you @Marley Farley! I feel that as a society, there is a tendency to throw the youth “out there”, and expect them to get on with life. They don’t necessarily need financial aid (the...
    Thank you @Marley Farley! I feel that as a society, there is a tendency to throw the youth “out there”, and expect them to get on with life. They don’t necessarily need financial aid (the commercial compost), but a little help, support, and encouragement to know they are on the right...
    Thank you @Marley Farley! I feel that as a society, there is a tendency to throw the youth “out there”, and expect them to get on with life. They don’t necessarily need financial aid (the commercial compost), but a little help, support, and...
    Thank you @Marley Farley! I feel that as a society, there is a tendency to throw the youth “out there”, and expect them to get on with life. They don’t necessarily need financial aid (the...
    Sian in Belgium, May 12, 2019
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    Sian in Belgium
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  13. lolimac

    Que sera sera..Doris Day..

    I too, enjoyed her films.I think of that scene at the oiano bar in Pillow Talk where the singer is warbling at her not to trust "that man".. :)
    I too, enjoyed her films.I think of that scene at the oiano bar in Pillow Talk where the singer is warbling at her not to trust "that man".. :)
    I too, enjoyed her films.I think of that scene at the oiano bar in Pillow Talk where the singer is warbling at her not to trust "that man".. :)
    I too, enjoyed her films.I think of that scene at the oiano bar in Pillow Talk where the singer is warbling at her not to trust "that man".. :)
    lolimac, May 13, 2019
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    CanadianLori
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  14. Selleri
    Friendly x 3

    Moan alert- Neighbour's cat :(

    We have a lot of cats around here and the birds aren't bothered about them and every one feeds the birds and they haven't said anything about the cats.
    We have a lot of cats around here and the birds aren't bothered about them and every one feeds the birds and they haven't said anything about the cats.
    We have a lot of cats around here and the birds aren't bothered about them and every one feeds the birds and they haven't said anything about the cats.
    We have a lot of cats around here and the birds aren't bothered about them and every one feeds the birds and they haven't said anything about the cats.
    Selleri, Apr 30, 2019 ... 2
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    Logan
    May 11, 2019
  15. Marley Farley

    Archie.?????

    Well, its possible he could have red hair. then be just like Archie of the comic strip.
    Well, its possible he could have red hair. then be just like Archie of the comic strip.
    Well, its possible he could have red hair. then be just like Archie of the comic strip.
    Well, its possible he could have red hair. then be just like Archie of the comic strip.
    Marley Farley, May 8, 2019 ... 2 3
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    redstar
    May 11, 2019
  16. Fat Controller

    Freddy Starr RIP

    Fat Controller, May 9, 2019
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    Fat Controller
    May 10, 2019
  17. Mike Allen

    Today's visit to the doctors.

    Some excellent comments. Nice post Mike :) My nephew is a paramedic and his experience is that the NHS is in a mess, under staffed, under financed and immensely pressurised I think we need to learn...
    Some excellent comments. Nice post Mike :) My nephew is a paramedic and his experience is that the NHS is in a mess, under staffed, under financed and immensely pressurised I think we need to learn that hospitals are there for emergency or urgent or serious cases and we should use minor injury...
    Some excellent comments. Nice post Mike :) My nephew is a paramedic and his experience is that the NHS is in a mess, under staffed, under financed and immensely pressurised I think we need to learn that hospitals are there for emergency or urgent...
    Some excellent comments. Nice post Mike :) My nephew is a paramedic and his experience is that the NHS is in a mess, under staffed, under financed and immensely pressurised I think we need to learn...
    Mike Allen, May 8, 2019
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    Verdun
    May 9, 2019
  18. Mike Allen

    Computers and me....GRRRRRRR!

    You're using the wrong stamps!We use these:-
    You're using the wrong stamps!We use these:-
    You're using the wrong stamps!We use these:-
    You're using the wrong stamps!We use these:-
    Mike Allen, Apr 22, 2019
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    shiney
    May 6, 2019
  19. music
    Funny x 3

    T/V Programmes ?.

    Last episode of Line Of Duty on tonight at 9pm. It's a 90 minute one and please no spoilers.:)
    Last episode of Line Of Duty on tonight at 9pm. It's a 90 minute one and please no spoilers.:)
    Last episode of Line Of Duty on tonight at 9pm. It's a 90 minute one and please no spoilers.:)
    Last episode of Line Of Duty on tonight at 9pm. It's a 90 minute one and please no spoilers.:)
    music, Feb 26, 2015 ... 2 3
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    Logan
    May 5, 2019
  20. Doghouse Riley

    I'm so predictable

    'ere @HarryS , Can we make that south of Watford please - I live south of Birmingham and it's tea here :roflol:
    'ere @HarryS , Can we make that south of Watford please - I live south of Birmingham and it's tea here :roflol:
    'ere @HarryS , Can we make that south of Watford please - I live south of Birmingham and it's tea here :roflol:
    'ere @HarryS , Can we make that south of Watford please - I live south of Birmingham and it's tea here :roflol:
    Doghouse Riley, May 1, 2019
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    KFF
    May 1, 2019
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