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  1. Slinky

    Sex

    SHINEY :D
    SHINEY :D
    SHINEY :D
    SHINEY :D
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  2. Webmaster

    Problems with GardenersCorner.co.uk

    Tis our pleasure I'm sure.
    Tis our pleasure I'm sure.
    Tis our pleasure I'm sure.
    Tis our pleasure I'm sure.
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  3. tweaky

    EU prepares U-turn on wonky fruit

    Hear, hear. cheers
    Hear, hear. cheers
    Hear, hear. cheers
    Hear, hear. cheers
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  4. Scotkat

    Had a visitor in my garden

    Looks like a greenfinch to me.
    Looks like a greenfinch to me.
    Looks like a greenfinch to me.
    Looks like a greenfinch to me.
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  5. Lyn

    Help with 80th birthday buffet

    A good looking chap your dear Dad lyn and looking very smart he was .I so hope you are going to frame that stunning photo.Love the cake.
    A good looking chap your dear Dad lyn and looking very smart he was .I so hope you are going to frame that stunning photo.Love the cake.
    A good looking chap your dear Dad lyn and looking very smart he was .I so hope you are going to frame that stunning photo.Love the cake.
    A good looking chap your dear Dad lyn and looking very smart he was .I so hope you are going to frame that stunning photo.Love the cake.
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  6. daitheplant

    Petrol

    Well you unfortunately come across this kind of person in life.....Tis part of Life's Rich Tapestry....just don't buy anymore petrol from the....without parents person.:D
    Well you unfortunately come across this kind of person in life.....Tis part of Life's Rich Tapestry....just don't buy anymore petrol from the....without parents person.:D
    Well you unfortunately come across this kind of person in life.....Tis part of Life's Rich Tapestry....just don't buy anymore petrol from the....without parents person.:D
    Well you unfortunately come across this kind of person in life.....Tis part of Life's Rich Tapestry....just don't buy anymore petrol from the....without parents person.:D
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  7. intermiplants

    what price are you paying at the pumps

    I drive past 6 garages on my way to work (from South Northants to Oxford). The price for diesel varies between £1.28.9 and 1.35. :confused: The cheapest one is a Shell garage just after you get...
    I drive past 6 garages on my way to work (from South Northants to Oxford). The price for diesel varies between £1.28.9 and 1.35. :confused: The cheapest one is a Shell garage just after you get off the M40 on the way to Oxford, the most expensive is a BP garage just after you get off the M40...
    I drive past 6 garages on my way to work (from South Northants to Oxford). The price for diesel varies between £1.28.9 and 1.35. :confused: The cheapest one is a Shell garage just after you get off the M40 on the way to Oxford, the most...
    I drive past 6 garages on my way to work (from South Northants to Oxford). The price for diesel varies between £1.28.9 and 1.35. :confused: The cheapest one is a Shell garage just after you get...
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  8. Kathy3

    heating bills

    Kathy I know what you mean sweetie this country should be going forewards instead of backwards Gordon Brown is making a shocking mess of things he really needs to get his finger out. Anyway...
    Kathy I know what you mean sweetie this country should be going forewards instead of backwards Gordon Brown is making a shocking mess of things he really needs to get his finger out. Anyway enough of my ranting you girls enjoy yourselves and remember not too many cakes because a moment on the...
    Kathy I know what you mean sweetie this country should be going forewards instead of backwards Gordon Brown is making a shocking mess of things he really needs to get his finger out. Anyway enough of my ranting you girls enjoy yourselves and...
    Kathy I know what you mean sweetie this country should be going forewards instead of backwards Gordon Brown is making a shocking mess of things he really needs to get his finger out. Anyway...
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  9. Scotkat

    Kathy thanks for lunch

    :thumb:My treat the next time and buy the way left other Gerberas with my neice. Both her and her Mum loved them and then I get the pleasure of her wee daughters.
    :thumb:My treat the next time and buy the way left other Gerberas with my neice. Both her and her Mum loved them and then I get the pleasure of her wee daughters.
    :thumb:My treat the next time and buy the way left other Gerberas with my neice. Both her and her Mum loved them and then I get the pleasure of her wee daughters.
    :thumb:My treat the next time and buy the way left other Gerberas with my neice. Both her and her Mum loved them and then I get the pleasure of her wee daughters.
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  10. JWK

    What to ask for Father's Day?

    :thumb: Strongy, sorry I am late catching this thread... So glad your son is home..!! One big happy family again..!!:thumb: Enjoy..!!!:)
    :thumb: Strongy, sorry I am late catching this thread... So glad your son is home..!! One big happy family again..!!:thumb: Enjoy..!!!:)
    :thumb: Strongy, sorry I am late catching this thread... So glad your son is home..!! One big happy family again..!!:thumb: Enjoy..!!!:)
    :thumb: Strongy, sorry I am late catching this thread... So glad your son is home..!! One big happy family again..!!:thumb: Enjoy..!!!:)
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  11. Scotkat

    Want to post in colour

    huh? what this mean?
    huh? what this mean?
    huh? what this mean?
    huh? what this mean?
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  12. Aesculus

    Automatic presserve maker?

    My bread maker (£25 from Argos) makes jam :) I'm yet to try it, but it gives you the instructions etc so it should work out pretty well.
    My bread maker (£25 from Argos) makes jam :) I'm yet to try it, but it gives you the instructions etc so it should work out pretty well.
    My bread maker (£25 from Argos) makes jam :) I'm yet to try it, but it gives you the instructions etc so it should work out pretty well.
    My bread maker (£25 from Argos) makes jam :) I'm yet to try it, but it gives you the instructions etc so it should work out pretty well.
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  13. tweaky

    Good Night Thread??

    Nite nite, dont let the bed bugs bite Tweeky. Ive been up since 6.30am, but Im having a little drinky poo's before i hit the sack, as Ive no work tomorrow. Not that i can lie in though, wish I...
    Nite nite, dont let the bed bugs bite Tweeky. Ive been up since 6.30am, but Im having a little drinky poo's before i hit the sack, as Ive no work tomorrow. Not that i can lie in though, wish I could sometimes. OH can sleep for England. lol 02
    Nite nite, dont let the bed bugs bite Tweeky. Ive been up since 6.30am, but Im having a little drinky poo's before i hit the sack, as Ive no work tomorrow. Not that i can lie in though, wish I could sometimes. OH can sleep for England. lol 02
    Nite nite, dont let the bed bugs bite Tweeky. Ive been up since 6.30am, but Im having a little drinky poo's before i hit the sack, as Ive no work tomorrow. Not that i can lie in though, wish I...
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  14. Loofah

    Just wanted to say...

    Absolutely agree, i've only been a member for a short while but everyone is sooooooooooooooo welcoming, friendly and although it's an internet forum it has a close feeling and everyone's passion...
    Absolutely agree, i've only been a member for a short while but everyone is sooooooooooooooo welcoming, friendly and although it's an internet forum it has a close feeling and everyone's passion for what they garden certainly shines through! ;)
    Absolutely agree, i've only been a member for a short while but everyone is sooooooooooooooo welcoming, friendly and although it's an internet forum it has a close feeling and everyone's passion for what they garden certainly shines through! ;)
    Absolutely agree, i've only been a member for a short while but everyone is sooooooooooooooo welcoming, friendly and although it's an internet forum it has a close feeling and everyone's passion...
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  15. Fran

    What if

    Well i think it wouldnt have got to what it is now if you had to pay for it ............
    Well i think it wouldnt have got to what it is now if you had to pay for it ............
    Well i think it wouldnt have got to what it is now if you had to pay for it ............
    Well i think it wouldnt have got to what it is now if you had to pay for it ............
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  16. greengiant

    Redecorating my bedroom

    If I had my way then i would paint all the walls in our house white,much better than the Magnolia that the builders put on all the walls but Mr Kandy thinks that white is too stark:eek:,but I...
    If I had my way then i would paint all the walls in our house white,much better than the Magnolia that the builders put on all the walls but Mr Kandy thinks that white is too stark:eek:,but I disagree because once you have the pictures up then the white doesn't show up as much:thumb: I do hope...
    If I had my way then i would paint all the walls in our house white,much better than the Magnolia that the builders put on all the walls but Mr Kandy thinks that white is too stark:eek:,but I disagree because once you have the pictures up then...
    If I had my way then i would paint all the walls in our house white,much better than the Magnolia that the builders put on all the walls but Mr Kandy thinks that white is too stark:eek:,but I...
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  17. borrowers

    Bargain today

    Our B&Q is pretty good for really good bargains too. got a roll of wood effect cushion-floorng for a £10. The piece is 6' x 10'. It will do me just fine for cutting up to use it for lining the...
    Our B&Q is pretty good for really good bargains too. got a roll of wood effect cushion-floorng for a £10. The piece is 6' x 10'. It will do me just fine for cutting up to use it for lining the cupboards and the kitchen cabinets.
    Our B&Q is pretty good for really good bargains too. got a roll of wood effect cushion-floorng for a £10. The piece is 6' x 10'. It will do me just fine for cutting up to use it for lining the cupboards and the kitchen cabinets.
    Our B&Q is pretty good for really good bargains too. got a roll of wood effect cushion-floorng for a £10. The piece is 6' x 10'. It will do me just fine for cutting up to use it for lining the...
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  18. jjdecay

    Nasty Landlord

    :thumb: Well it does look a very tidy site which is more than you can say for most here..!!!;) None the less though, an awful shame to lose that garden..!!!:( I hope it ends up with you still having...
    :thumb: Well it does look a very tidy site which is more than you can say for most here..!!!;) None the less though, an awful shame to lose that garden..!!!:( I hope it ends up with you still having some garden..:)
    :thumb: Well it does look a very tidy site which is more than you can say for most here..!!!;) None the less though, an awful shame to lose that garden..!!!:( I hope it ends up with you still having some garden..:)
    :thumb: Well it does look a very tidy site which is more than you can say for most here..!!!;) None the less though, an awful shame to lose that garden..!!!:( I hope it ends up with you still having...
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  19. elainefiz

    Work, verbal contracts,written statements...

    :thumb: Hi Elaine, sorry only just seen this.. I think I would now definitely take myself off to C A B...!!! That is quite outrageous treatment... Too many small business's fall into this trap.....
    :thumb: Hi Elaine, sorry only just seen this.. I think I would now definitely take myself off to C A B...!!! That is quite outrageous treatment... Too many small business's fall into this trap.. You should have had a contract shortly after you started..!!!:( Sorry, but my experience of...
    :thumb: Hi Elaine, sorry only just seen this.. I think I would now definitely take myself off to C A B...!!! That is quite outrageous treatment... Too many small business's fall into this trap.. You should have had a contract shortly after you...
    :thumb: Hi Elaine, sorry only just seen this.. I think I would now definitely take myself off to C A B...!!! That is quite outrageous treatment... Too many small business's fall into this trap.....
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  20. PeterS

    How kind of Barclays

    They have bought out this new account which has had terrible right ups in the financial papers to replace the charging of £30/35 which the banks were taken to court over as was deemed "not legal"....
    They have bought out this new account which has had terrible right ups in the financial papers to replace the charging of £30/35 which the banks were taken to court over as was deemed "not legal". I certainly wouldn't take advantage of this new "wonderful" service as it's just another way around...
    They have bought out this new account which has had terrible right ups in the financial papers to replace the charging of £30/35 which the banks were taken to court over as was deemed "not legal". I certainly wouldn't take advantage of this new...
    They have bought out this new account which has had terrible right ups in the financial papers to replace the charging of £30/35 which the banks were taken to court over as was deemed "not legal"....
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