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Happy Birthday Freddy
Happy belated Birthday Freddy !
Happy belated Birthday Freddy !
Happy belated Birthday Freddy !
Happy belated Birthday Freddy !
wiseowl, Apr 21, 2019 ... 2
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JWK
Apr 26, 2019
My new car?
Well it's new to you. So yes.My new car will be fourteen years-old next month. I guess I can call it "my new car," as it was new when I bought it.
Well it's new to you. So yes.My new car will be fourteen years-old next month. I guess I can call it "my new car," as it was new when I bought it.
Well it's new to you. So yes.My new car will be fourteen years-old next month. I guess I can call it "my new car," as it was new when I bought it.
Well it's new to you. So yes.My new car will be fourteen years-old next month. I guess I can call it "my new car," as it was new when I bought it.
Vince, Apr 23, 2019
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Doghouse Riley
Apr 23, 2019
Is This What I Think It Is....
@KandyMrs Shiney here: If you have any Rescue Remedy, dab some on it. It does look like a midge or mosquito bite. It does not look like the tick bite that causes Lymes. Those are circular...
@KandyMrs Shiney here: If you have any Rescue Remedy, dab some on it. It does look like a midge or mosquito bite. It does not look like the tick bite that causes Lymes. Those are circular and referred to as bullseye. Lyme Disease Picture Image on MedicineNet.comYou can also do some...
@KandyMrs Shiney here: If you have any Rescue Remedy, dab some on it. It does look like a midge or mosquito bite. It does not look like the tick bite that causes Lymes. Those are circular and referred to as bullseye. Lyme Disease...
@KandyMrs Shiney here: If you have any Rescue Remedy, dab some on it. It does look like a midge or mosquito bite. It does not look like the tick bite that causes Lymes. Those are circular...
Kandy, Apr 20, 2019
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shiney
Apr 20, 2019
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Notre Dame
NOTRE DAME SAD BUT THE FRENCH WILL RALLY AS THEY ALWAYS DO TO THEIR NATIONAL TRADGEDIES. Our local church is ringing the bells in solidarity with Notre Dame tonight at 7pm. The back door will be...
NOTRE DAME SAD BUT THE FRENCH WILL RALLY AS THEY ALWAYS DO TO THEIR NATIONAL TRADGEDIES. Our local church is ringing the bells in solidarity with Notre Dame tonight at 7pm. The back door will be wide open and I shall raise my glass of Red in unison, Jenny namaste
NOTRE DAME SAD BUT THE FRENCH WILL RALLY AS THEY ALWAYS DO TO THEIR NATIONAL TRADGEDIES. Our local church is ringing the bells in solidarity with Notre Dame tonight at 7pm. The back door will be wide open and I shall raise my glass of Red in...
NOTRE DAME SAD BUT THE FRENCH WILL RALLY AS THEY ALWAYS DO TO THEIR NATIONAL TRADGEDIES. Our local church is ringing the bells in solidarity with Notre Dame tonight at 7pm. The back door will be...
Jenny namaste, Apr 18, 2019
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Jenny namaste
Apr 18, 2019
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The Notre Dame Disaster
Those stonemasons knew how to build strong walls. I see money wont be a problem to rebuild it. The renovation guys must be having a hell of a guilt trip right now.
Those stonemasons knew how to build strong walls. I see money wont be a problem to rebuild it. The renovation guys must be having a hell of a guilt trip right now.
Those stonemasons knew how to build strong walls. I see money wont be a problem to rebuild it. The renovation guys must be having a hell of a guilt trip right now.
Those stonemasons knew how to build strong walls. I see money wont be a problem to rebuild it. The renovation guys must be having a hell of a guilt trip right now.
KFF, Apr 16, 2019
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WeeTam
Apr 17, 2019
Repair to Resin Container
The leak is a hairline/invisible one, the water is very slowly dripping at two corners. So I need to run a sealant fillet along all the internal edges. Instead of a two part epoxy I found this...
The leak is a hairline/invisible one, the water is very slowly dripping at two corners. So I need to run a sealant fillet along all the internal edges. Instead of a two part epoxy I found this magic stuff at Screwfix. Geocel Works, it's a sealant adhesive that can even be applied under water!...
The leak is a hairline/invisible one, the water is very slowly dripping at two corners. So I need to run a sealant fillet along all the internal edges. Instead of a two part epoxy I found this magic stuff at Screwfix. Geocel Works, it's a sealant...
The leak is a hairline/invisible one, the water is very slowly dripping at two corners. So I need to run a sealant fillet along all the internal edges. Instead of a two part epoxy I found this...

HarryS, Apr 11, 2019
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HarryS
Apr 11, 2019
Internet forums & websites.
I just think passwords are getting ridiculous. Must contain a number, one capital, a special character etc. etc.If this goes on we will all have passwords of 25 or 30 digits, totally unmemorable...
I just think passwords are getting ridiculous. Must contain a number, one capital, a special character etc. etc.If this goes on we will all have passwords of 25 or 30 digits, totally unmemorable and always hitting the forgot password button.Its crazy.
I just think passwords are getting ridiculous. Must contain a number, one capital, a special character etc. etc.If this goes on we will all have passwords of 25 or 30 digits, totally unmemorable and always hitting the forgot password...
I just think passwords are getting ridiculous. Must contain a number, one capital, a special character etc. etc.If this goes on we will all have passwords of 25 or 30 digits, totally unmemorable...
Mike Allen, Apr 7, 2019
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pete
Apr 7, 2019
Happy Birthday Mr Grinch.
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday Mr G.Hope your're having a good one.
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday Mr G.Hope your're having a good one.
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday Mr G.Hope your're having a good one.
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday Mr G.Hope your're having a good one.
lolimac, Apr 7, 2019
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lolimac
Apr 7, 2019
Collapse of a lender
In the old days people used pawn brokers, three brass balls and all that. Now we have payday loans. Think the old days were probably better.
In the old days people used pawn brokers, three brass balls and all that. Now we have payday loans. Think the old days were probably better.
In the old days people used pawn brokers, three brass balls and all that. Now we have payday loans. Think the old days were probably better.
In the old days people used pawn brokers, three brass balls and all that. Now we have payday loans. Think the old days were probably better.
Fat Controller, Apr 3, 2019
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pete
Apr 3, 2019
Free TV Channels
Doghouse Riley, Mar 22, 2019
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Doghouse Riley
Mar 30, 2019
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Shuffle Dancing
You're never too old!
You're never too old!
You're never too old!
You're never too old!
Doghouse Riley, Mar 26, 2019
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Doghouse Riley
Mar 26, 2019
Council Tax
Just received our new council tax, risen by 3.5%, so not to bad.
Just received our new council tax, risen by 3.5%, so not to bad.
Just received our new council tax, risen by 3.5%, so not to bad.
Just received our new council tax, risen by 3.5%, so not to bad.
Doghouse Riley, Mar 7, 2018 ... 5 6 7
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HarryS
Mar 25, 2019
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Any news about ARMANDII?
Adding my prayers too. Hope all is well.
Adding my prayers too. Hope all is well.
Adding my prayers too. Hope all is well.
Adding my prayers too. Hope all is well.
Verdun, Mar 2, 2019
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Liz the pot
Mar 22, 2019
Planning
When anyone wants to extend their property the local authority notifies the neighbours when the application is received. Not that for most, permission is required.We've had two recently, one...
When anyone wants to extend their property the local authority notifies the neighbours when the application is received. Not that for most, permission is required.We've had two recently, one for across the road in January, this one hasn't been started yet and one for the house at the back of...
When anyone wants to extend their property the local authority notifies the neighbours when the application is received. Not that for most, permission is required.We've had two recently, one for across the road in January, this one hasn't been...
When anyone wants to extend their property the local authority notifies the neighbours when the application is received. Not that for most, permission is required.We've had two recently, one...

Doghouse Riley, Mar 19, 2019
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Doghouse Riley
Mar 19, 2019
This is AMAZING.,!
That's some serious hours of work and rehearsal gone into that!
That's some serious hours of work and rehearsal gone into that!
That's some serious hours of work and rehearsal gone into that!
That's some serious hours of work and rehearsal gone into that!
Marley Farley, Mar 16, 2019
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LauraRoslin
Mar 16, 2019
Government Cuts. Council Spending and YOU.
I have just added a note about my local Council Tax increase for 2019/20. Possibly many of us have thoughts, ideas etc of how the councils should eke out their finances. The daily news programs...
I have just added a note about my local Council Tax increase for 2019/20. Possibly many of us have thoughts, ideas etc of how the councils should eke out their finances. The daily news programs are quick to keep us informed of the country's finances and the respective demands upon the...
I have just added a note about my local Council Tax increase for 2019/20. Possibly many of us have thoughts, ideas etc of how the councils should eke out their finances. The daily news programs are quick to keep us informed of the country's...
I have just added a note about my local Council Tax increase for 2019/20. Possibly many of us have thoughts, ideas etc of how the councils should eke out their finances. The daily news programs...
Mike Allen, Mar 16, 2019
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Mike Allen
Mar 16, 2019
Happy Birthday Roders
Oops, a bit late A belated Happy Birthday Roders
Oops, a bit late A belated Happy Birthday Roders
Oops, a bit late A belated Happy Birthday Roders
Oops, a bit late A belated Happy Birthday Roders
wiseowl, Mar 11, 2019 ... 2
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Freddy
Mar 12, 2019
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pets corner
From Berry, thank you Verdun and Wiseowl.
From Berry, thank you Verdun and Wiseowl.
From Berry, thank you Verdun and Wiseowl.
From Berry, thank you Verdun and Wiseowl.
Logan, Jun 11, 2017
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667
Logan
Mar 12, 2019
Holidays And Brexit
The flag in the picture has always been illegal as car flags over A4 size are not allowed anyway. Not being a football fan I have never seen the need to fly a flag from my car My neighbour has...
The flag in the picture has always been illegal as car flags over A4 size are not allowed anyway. Not being a football fan I have never seen the need to fly a flag from my car My neighbour has a very big flagpole in his front garden and usually flies the skull and crossbones from it.
The flag in the picture has always been illegal as car flags over A4 size are not allowed anyway. Not being a football fan I have never seen the need to fly a flag from my car My neighbour has a very big flagpole in his front garden and...
The flag in the picture has always been illegal as car flags over A4 size are not allowed anyway. Not being a football fan I have never seen the need to fly a flag from my car My neighbour has...
shiney, Mar 6, 2019 ... 2
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shiney
Mar 12, 2019
Happy Birthday Joolz68
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOOLZ !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOOLZ !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOOLZ !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOOLZ !

wiseowl, Mar 10, 2019
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8
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454
Sheal
Mar 10, 2019

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