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  1. wiseowl

    R.I.P Gordon Banks

    It would;dnt let me put the whole team on.!Midfielder 7 Alan Ball Everton FC 12/05/1945 9 Bobby Charlton Manchester United 11/10/1937 17 Ron Flowers Wolverhampton Wanderers 28/07/1934 16...
    It would;dnt let me put the whole team on.!Midfielder 7 Alan Ball Everton FC 12/05/1945 9 Bobby Charlton Manchester United 11/10/1937 17 Ron Flowers Wolverhampton Wanderers 28/07/1934 16 Martin Peters West Ham United 08/11/1943 4 Nobby Stiles Manchester United 18/05/1942 Forward 20...
    It would;dnt let me put the whole team on.!Midfielder 7 Alan Ball Everton FC 12/05/1945 9 Bobby Charlton Manchester United 11/10/1937 17 Ron Flowers Wolverhampton Wanderers 28/07/1934 16 Martin Peters West Ham United 08/11/1943 4 Nobby...
    It would;dnt let me put the whole team on.!Midfielder 7 Alan Ball Everton FC 12/05/1945 9 Bobby Charlton Manchester United 11/10/1937 17 Ron Flowers Wolverhampton Wanderers 28/07/1934 16...
    wiseowl, Feb 12, 2019
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  2. Fat Controller

    Leg of lamb

    Sorry, @Mike Allen, you missed it on Saturday! I wondered why you didn't turn up. :scratch: :noidea:
    Sorry, @Mike Allen, you missed it on Saturday! I wondered why you didn't turn up. :scratch: :noidea:
    Sorry, @Mike Allen, you missed it on Saturday! I wondered why you didn't turn up. :scratch: :noidea:
    Sorry, @Mike Allen, you missed it on Saturday! I wondered why you didn't turn up. :scratch: :noidea:
    Fat Controller, Feb 9, 2019 ... 2
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    shiney
    Feb 11, 2019
  3. Fat Controller

    Barry Gibb - The last Bee Gee

    I've always liked the BeeGees, some of their tunes are quite lyrical, like this one I like to play.Box
    I've always liked the BeeGees, some of their tunes are quite lyrical, like this one I like to play.Box
    I've always liked the BeeGees, some of their tunes are quite lyrical, like this one I like to play.Box
    I've always liked the BeeGees, some of their tunes are quite lyrical, like this one I like to play.Box
    Fat Controller, Feb 10, 2019
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    Doghouse Riley
    Feb 10, 2019
  4. longk

    RIP Albert Finney

    Sad news.My future wife and I saw him from excellent seats when he opened as "Billy Liar" at the Cambridge Theatre, I think in 1959. My dad was a GPO telephone manager and he got a new PBX...
    Sad news.My future wife and I saw him from excellent seats when he opened as "Billy Liar" at the Cambridge Theatre, I think in 1959. My dad was a GPO telephone manager and he got a new PBX telephone system put into that theatre when there was a big waiting list for them. The tickets were given...
    Sad news.My future wife and I saw him from excellent seats when he opened as "Billy Liar" at the Cambridge Theatre, I think in 1959. My dad was a GPO telephone manager and he got a new PBX telephone system put into that theatre when there was a...
    Sad news.My future wife and I saw him from excellent seats when he opened as "Billy Liar" at the Cambridge Theatre, I think in 1959. My dad was a GPO telephone manager and he got a new PBX...
    longk, Feb 10, 2019
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    Doghouse Riley
    Feb 10, 2019
  5. jjordie

    GC - you are being watched!

    I thought that might have been listed under the 'kinky hose' or 'old tools' threads.
    I thought that might have been listed under the 'kinky hose' or 'old tools' threads.
    I thought that might have been listed under the 'kinky hose' or 'old tools' threads.
    I thought that might have been listed under the 'kinky hose' or 'old tools' threads.
    jjordie, May 21, 2008 ... 2 3 4
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    Scrungee
    Feb 8, 2019
  6. Phil A
    Locked
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    What's your weather like

    CLOSEDNEW THREAD. HERE
    CLOSEDNEW THREAD. HERE
    CLOSEDNEW THREAD. HERE
    CLOSEDNEW THREAD. HERE
    Phil A, Nov 20, 2018 ... 61 62 63
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    Marley Farley
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  7. shiney
    Funny x 6

    My, how life has changed.......

    I'm retired now. Cash poor, but time rich :yay:
    I'm retired now. Cash poor, but time rich :yay:
    I'm retired now. Cash poor, but time rich :yay:
    I'm retired now. Cash poor, but time rich :yay:
    shiney, Feb 4, 2019 ... 3 4 5
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    Jenny namaste
    Feb 6, 2019
  8. Doghouse Riley
    Like x 5

    "For Everything Else, There's e-Bay."

    This is what you'd think with most buyers, that's why this firm usually offer you an extra black free. But as I am mostly printing photos and illustrations for my wife's decoupage hobby, I don't...
    This is what you'd think with most buyers, that's why this firm usually offer you an extra black free. But as I am mostly printing photos and illustrations for my wife's decoupage hobby, I don't use a lot of black. Black is mainly for printing off sheet music I've downloaded from Music...
    This is what you'd think with most buyers, that's why this firm usually offer you an extra black free. But as I am mostly printing photos and illustrations for my wife's decoupage hobby, I don't use a lot of black. Black is mainly for printing...
    This is what you'd think with most buyers, that's why this firm usually offer you an extra black free. But as I am mostly printing photos and illustrations for my wife's decoupage hobby, I don't...
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    Doghouse Riley, Jun 21, 2018 ... 2
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    Doghouse Riley
    Feb 5, 2019
  9. Doghouse Riley
    Like x 3

    When All Else Fails

    I must admit, we went for the Hive system a few years back and it is actually really good - very easy to control and set your desired schedules
    I must admit, we went for the Hive system a few years back and it is actually really good - very easy to control and set your desired schedules
    I must admit, we went for the Hive system a few years back and it is actually really good - very easy to control and set your desired schedules
    I must admit, we went for the Hive system a few years back and it is actually really good - very easy to control and set your desired schedules
    Doghouse Riley, Feb 5, 2019
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    Fat Controller
    Feb 5, 2019
  10. Mike Allen
    Locked

    Slapping a D notice on a thread.

    I'm closing this thread now, as I think it has ran its course. If anyone has any questions remaining, I would encourage you to drop one of the staff a PM.Please bear in mind when doing so that...
    I'm closing this thread now, as I think it has ran its course. If anyone has any questions remaining, I would encourage you to drop one of the staff a PM.Please bear in mind when doing so that the staff currently available are: @shiney @Marley Farley @wiseowl @Webmaster and myself.
    I'm closing this thread now, as I think it has ran its course. If anyone has any questions remaining, I would encourage you to drop one of the staff a PM.Please bear in mind when doing so that the staff currently available are: @shiney @Marley...
    I'm closing this thread now, as I think it has ran its course. If anyone has any questions remaining, I would encourage you to drop one of the staff a PM.Please bear in mind when doing so that...
    Mike Allen, Jan 18, 2019 ... 2 3 4
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    Fat Controller
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  11. Doghouse Riley

    Vocabulary

    My niece was almost three and we were walking down the road, in November, and she looked at a very large oak tree and asked if it was a gunpowder tree. :scratch: We had to be careful with asking what she...
    My niece was almost three and we were walking down the road, in November, and she looked at a very large oak tree and asked if it was a gunpowder tree. :scratch: We had to be careful with asking what she meant and she said that she thought it was the one in the poem she had been hearing:- Please to...
    My niece was almost three and we were walking down the road, in November, and she looked at a very large oak tree and asked if it was a gunpowder tree. :scratch: We had to be careful with asking what she meant and she said that she thought it was the...
    My niece was almost three and we were walking down the road, in November, and she looked at a very large oak tree and asked if it was a gunpowder tree. :scratch: We had to be careful with asking what she...
    Doghouse Riley, Feb 3, 2019
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    shiney
    Feb 3, 2019
  12. HarryS

    Credit Card Refund Claims ?

    You have been lucky there Harry (fingers crossed you do actually get the money back).
    You have been lucky there Harry (fingers crossed you do actually get the money back).
    You have been lucky there Harry (fingers crossed you do actually get the money back).
    You have been lucky there Harry (fingers crossed you do actually get the money back).
    HarryS, Feb 2, 2019
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    JWK
    Feb 3, 2019
  13. Fat Controller
    Informative x 5

    VIRGIN MEDIA CUSTOMERS / HAVE YOU EMAILED ME?

    More or less all done @ricky101 - AV protection is ESET, with Malwarebytes, Avast for mobiles and no financial transactions done on mobiles at all.All passwords on everything, including email,...
    More or less all done @ricky101 - AV protection is ESET, with Malwarebytes, Avast for mobiles and no financial transactions done on mobiles at all.All passwords on everything, including email, changed again. and I do not do financial transactions by email either - it is purely email that has...
    More or less all done @ricky101 - AV protection is ESET, with Malwarebytes, Avast for mobiles and no financial transactions done on mobiles at all.All passwords on everything, including email, changed again. and I do not do financial...
    More or less all done @ricky101 - AV protection is ESET, with Malwarebytes, Avast for mobiles and no financial transactions done on mobiles at all.All passwords on everything, including email,...
    Fat Controller, Dec 3, 2018 ... 2 3 4
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    Fat Controller
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  14. Sussexgardener

    Any Virgin Media customers/broadband users?

    Hmmm, food for thought.My email, the onky one, came through my Outlook.... so maybe it's Microsoft!
    Hmmm, food for thought.My email, the onky one, came through my Outlook.... so maybe it's Microsoft!
    Hmmm, food for thought.My email, the onky one, came through my Outlook.... so maybe it's Microsoft!
    Hmmm, food for thought.My email, the onky one, came through my Outlook.... so maybe it's Microsoft!
    Sussexgardener, Jul 28, 2009
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    CanadianLori
    Jan 31, 2019
  15. Logan

    This forum

    Part of the updates etc are for ongoing compliance with GDPR , which is also the reason you may get the occasional popup asking you to agree to cookies being stored.Don't store the choc chip...
    Part of the updates etc are for ongoing compliance with GDPR , which is also the reason you may get the occasional popup asking you to agree to cookies being stored.Don't store the choc chip ones with us though ...... They won't last long :biggrin:
    Part of the updates etc are for ongoing compliance with GDPR , which is also the reason you may get the occasional popup asking you to agree to cookies being stored.Don't store the choc chip ones with us though ...... They won't last long :biggrin:
    Part of the updates etc are for ongoing compliance with GDPR , which is also the reason you may get the occasional popup asking you to agree to cookies being stored.Don't store the choc chip...
    Logan, Jan 24, 2019 ... 2
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    Webmaster
    Jan 31, 2019
  16. NigelJ

    New Washing Machine Advice Please

    The machine we had longest was a Servis "top loader." At the end of the guarantee, Servis sent out an engineer to inspect and service it and try to sell you a service contact.I wasn't having...
    The machine we had longest was a Servis "top loader." At the end of the guarantee, Servis sent out an engineer to inspect and service it and try to sell you a service contact.I wasn't having that, but I asked him if he did "foreigners." He said, "No." I said "You must do!" So for a couple of...
    The machine we had longest was a Servis "top loader." At the end of the guarantee, Servis sent out an engineer to inspect and service it and try to sell you a service contact.I wasn't having that, but I asked him if he did "foreigners." He...
    The machine we had longest was a Servis "top loader." At the end of the guarantee, Servis sent out an engineer to inspect and service it and try to sell you a service contact.I wasn't having...
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    NigelJ, Aug 27, 2018 ... 2
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    Doghouse Riley
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  17. Doghouse Riley
    Like x 3

    Donald Trump Sings Michael Jackson!

    Must have taken hours of searching through Trump speeches. He deserves kudos just for that. I certainly couldn't do it. 'Lie becomes the truth'- very appropriate!
    Must have taken hours of searching through Trump speeches. He deserves kudos just for that. I certainly couldn't do it. 'Lie becomes the truth'- very appropriate!
    Must have taken hours of searching through Trump speeches. He deserves kudos just for that. I certainly couldn't do it. 'Lie becomes the truth'- very appropriate!
    Must have taken hours of searching through Trump speeches. He deserves kudos just for that. I certainly couldn't do it. 'Lie becomes the truth'- very appropriate!
    Doghouse Riley, Jan 28, 2019
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    LauraRoslin
    Jan 29, 2019
  18. Fat Controller

    Happy Birthday NigelJ

    All the very best.
    All the very best.
    All the very best.
    All the very best.
    Fat Controller, Jan 25, 2019 ... 2
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    Mike Allen
    Jan 25, 2019
  19. Peter K

    Eye Test - a bad experience

    I used Boots for eye tests and glasses for years. I've always been pretty short sighted (qualified for free tests), then I started needing two pairs of glasses and found that the distance glasses...
    I used Boots for eye tests and glasses for years. I've always been pretty short sighted (qualified for free tests), then I started needing two pairs of glasses and found that the distance glasses with high refractive index glass were very fragile and after breaking several lenses and Boots...
    I used Boots for eye tests and glasses for years. I've always been pretty short sighted (qualified for free tests), then I started needing two pairs of glasses and found that the distance glasses with high refractive index glass were very...
    I used Boots for eye tests and glasses for years. I've always been pretty short sighted (qualified for free tests), then I started needing two pairs of glasses and found that the distance glasses...
    Peter K, Jan 24, 2019
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    NigelJ
    Jan 25, 2019
  20. Fat Controller
    Like x 6

    Every day is a bonus, and today..........

    Had a dental check up yesterday. Got a gold star and a modest fee of £21.50. "OOOh - what lovely pale pink gums you have said my Dentist . Well, a compliment like that is a bonus....
    Had a dental check up yesterday. Got a gold star and a modest fee of £21.50. "OOOh - what lovely pale pink gums you have said my Dentist . Well, a compliment like that is a bonus....
    Had a dental check up yesterday. Got a gold star and a modest fee of £21.50. "OOOh - what lovely pale pink gums you have said my Dentist . Well, a compliment like that is a bonus....
    Had a dental check up yesterday. Got a gold star and a modest fee of £21.50. "OOOh - what lovely pale pink gums you have said my Dentist . Well, a compliment like that is a bonus....
    Fat Controller, Jan 20, 2019 ... 2 3
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    Jenny namaste
    Jan 22, 2019
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