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  1. Pro Gard

    Economic slow down?

    Hi Pro, it cost me £21. So the normal price would have been £42 as wrinklies get 50% discount. The council now sub out the work to a large company but I still had the same man come round that...
    Hi Pro, it cost me £21. So the normal price would have been £42 as wrinklies get 50% discount. The council now sub out the work to a large company but I still had the same man come round that used to come when he worked for the council :thumb: :). They do our area on Tuesdays and Thursdays...
    Hi Pro, it cost me £21. So the normal price would have been £42 as wrinklies get 50% discount. The council now sub out the work to a large company but I still had the same man come round that used to come when he worked for the council...
    Hi Pro, it cost me £21. So the normal price would have been £42 as wrinklies get 50% discount. The council now sub out the work to a large company but I still had the same man come round that...
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  2. lollipop

    Favourite and least favourite TV Gardeners!

    How gentlemanly of you Walnut. What a sweetheart. They just don`t make `em like you anymore chuck xx
    How gentlemanly of you Walnut. What a sweetheart. They just don`t make `em like you anymore chuck xx
    How gentlemanly of you Walnut. What a sweetheart. They just don`t make `em like you anymore chuck xx
    How gentlemanly of you Walnut. What a sweetheart. They just don`t make `em like you anymore chuck xx
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  3. Lyn

    Pre -school break in.

    It doesn't sound like a profesional thief, I guess kids with too much time on their hands :mad:
    It doesn't sound like a profesional thief, I guess kids with too much time on their hands :mad:
    It doesn't sound like a profesional thief, I guess kids with too much time on their hands :mad:
    It doesn't sound like a profesional thief, I guess kids with too much time on their hands :mad:
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  4. tweaky

    Ram is HouseHold Pet.

    Well I think that it is a lovely story, my sister lives up in Crathie ( she's the posh one lol ) and she had a sheep living in her home til it died. I sadly am as houseproud as I am garden proud...
    Well I think that it is a lovely story, my sister lives up in Crathie ( she's the posh one lol ) and she had a sheep living in her home til it died. I sadly am as houseproud as I am garden proud so it just would be a none starter for me I am afraid. Jane x
    Well I think that it is a lovely story, my sister lives up in Crathie ( she's the posh one lol ) and she had a sheep living in her home til it died. I sadly am as houseproud as I am garden proud so it just would be a none starter for me I am...
    Well I think that it is a lovely story, my sister lives up in Crathie ( she's the posh one lol ) and she had a sheep living in her home til it died. I sadly am as houseproud as I am garden proud...
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  5. walnut

    BIRTHDAY

    Thank you Pip and No worries Takemore02 Its a Delightful Photo and its so nice of you both to take the time to send your Birthday Wishes:thumb::)
    Thank you Pip and No worries Takemore02 Its a Delightful Photo and its so nice of you both to take the time to send your Birthday Wishes:thumb::)
    Thank you Pip and No worries Takemore02 Its a Delightful Photo and its so nice of you both to take the time to send your Birthday Wishes:thumb::)
    Thank you Pip and No worries Takemore02 Its a Delightful Photo and its so nice of you both to take the time to send your Birthday Wishes:thumb::)
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  6. spudbristol

    Where can i get a dirt cheep shop dummy?

    Is he ??? cant have nowt else to do then he needs a hobby
    Is he ??? cant have nowt else to do then he needs a hobby
    Is he ??? cant have nowt else to do then he needs a hobby
    Is he ??? cant have nowt else to do then he needs a hobby
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  7. The Nut

    Road rage

    hmmm, I hope you do contact the council Nut. Like to know if you get a sensible answer from them. I didn't realise that about the bobbly bits either. I, too, thought it was to indicate to vip's...
    hmmm, I hope you do contact the council Nut. Like to know if you get a sensible answer from them. I didn't realise that about the bobbly bits either. I, too, thought it was to indicate to vip's where the payment ended and the road was beginning. I recently tried to look at my councils...
    hmmm, I hope you do contact the council Nut. Like to know if you get a sensible answer from them. I didn't realise that about the bobbly bits either. I, too, thought it was to indicate to vip's where the payment ended and the road was...
    hmmm, I hope you do contact the council Nut. Like to know if you get a sensible answer from them. I didn't realise that about the bobbly bits either. I, too, thought it was to indicate to vip's...
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  8. borrowers

    I'm so mad

    sorry posted twice, oops cheers
    sorry posted twice, oops cheers
    sorry posted twice, oops cheers
    sorry posted twice, oops cheers
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  9. borrowers

    I'm so mad

    when i lived in Ryde all the streets have very similar names or it's in fact one long street which probably should of been made into two but you would get so far and you would find number 11A and...
    when i lived in Ryde all the streets have very similar names or it's in fact one long street which probably should of been made into two but you would get so far and you would find number 11A and then 11B and finally you would get an 11C lol we learnt to get to know the people at these house...
    when i lived in Ryde all the streets have very similar names or it's in fact one long street which probably should of been made into two but you would get so far and you would find number 11A and then 11B and finally you would get an 11C lol we...
    when i lived in Ryde all the streets have very similar names or it's in fact one long street which probably should of been made into two but you would get so far and you would find number 11A and...
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  10. Pro Gard

    Red faces!!!!

    Ooops.:D
    Ooops.:D
    Ooops.:D
    Ooops.:D
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  11. willow13

    cut flowers drooping

    hi, does anyone know why when you buy a bunch of mixed cut flowers the ones like Gerbera and others with downy soft stems droop within a couple of days but the others dont?twice iv bought a...
    hi, does anyone know why when you buy a bunch of mixed cut flowers the ones like Gerbera and others with downy soft stems droop within a couple of days but the others dont?twice iv bought a mixed bunch and twice the gerbera type ones have drooped.Any ideas lol.
    hi, does anyone know why when you buy a bunch of mixed cut flowers the ones like Gerbera and others with downy soft stems droop within a couple of days but the others dont?twice iv bought a mixed bunch and twice the gerbera type ones have...
    hi, does anyone know why when you buy a bunch of mixed cut flowers the ones like Gerbera and others with downy soft stems droop within a couple of days but the others dont?twice iv bought a...
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  12. Loofah

    Best sharpening steel?

    Thanks for that Kath. Yea, I always use a good quality wooden board, in fact the rest of the household know not to use it...or my knives as well. They throw everything in the dishwasher and that...
    Thanks for that Kath. Yea, I always use a good quality wooden board, in fact the rest of the household know not to use it...or my knives as well. They throw everything in the dishwasher and that is the last place I want my knives to be in. I paid a hefty price for them, so no tom dick or harry...
    Thanks for that Kath. Yea, I always use a good quality wooden board, in fact the rest of the household know not to use it...or my knives as well. They throw everything in the dishwasher and that is the last place I want my knives to be in. I paid...
    Thanks for that Kath. Yea, I always use a good quality wooden board, in fact the rest of the household know not to use it...or my knives as well. They throw everything in the dishwasher and that...
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  13. Dorsetmike

    House share or room to let?

    I now there's always flyers on the wall of our school staffroom asking for people to host students. They always offer two seperate prices - one with meals and one without. As you have done this...
    I now there's always flyers on the wall of our school staffroom asking for people to host students. They always offer two seperate prices - one with meals and one without. As you have done this before, you know what you are letting yourself in for, and know the procedures. It sounds like...
    I now there's always flyers on the wall of our school staffroom asking for people to host students. They always offer two seperate prices - one with meals and one without. As you have done this before, you know what you are letting yourself in...
    I now there's always flyers on the wall of our school staffroom asking for people to host students. They always offer two seperate prices - one with meals and one without. As you have done this...
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  14. Jack by the hedge

    Senior bus pass

    Thanks for the link, Shiney. It looks useful. I'll put it into my favourites....but not the joke!
    Thanks for the link, Shiney. It looks useful. I'll put it into my favourites....but not the joke!
    Thanks for the link, Shiney. It looks useful. I'll put it into my favourites....but not the joke!
    Thanks for the link, Shiney. It looks useful. I'll put it into my favourites....but not the joke!
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  16. takemore02withit

    just came across this.

    I know what you mean lolli, its all double dutch to me, but it dos'nt look good either.:confused: 02
    I know what you mean lolli, its all double dutch to me, but it dos'nt look good either.:confused: 02
    I know what you mean lolli, its all double dutch to me, but it dos'nt look good either.:confused: 02
    I know what you mean lolli, its all double dutch to me, but it dos'nt look good either.:confused: 02
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  17. Slinky

    Movie/Film

    Cheers for the Heads up Plantlife I,m going to see it this weekend hopefully. I Watched Kung-fu Panda last week and cannot praise it high enough..............Fantastic Kids film.
    Cheers for the Heads up Plantlife I,m going to see it this weekend hopefully. I Watched Kung-fu Panda last week and cannot praise it high enough..............Fantastic Kids film.
    Cheers for the Heads up Plantlife I,m going to see it this weekend hopefully. I Watched Kung-fu Panda last week and cannot praise it high enough..............Fantastic Kids film.
    Cheers for the Heads up Plantlife I,m going to see it this weekend hopefully. I Watched Kung-fu Panda last week and cannot praise it high enough..............Fantastic Kids film.
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  18. Kandy

    'Happy Birthday ' Walnut

    Thank you all for my birthday wishes had a quiet day decided to make a day of it today with my day at Tatton had a great day went with family couldn't have had better weather,was forced to buy a...
    Thank you all for my birthday wishes had a quiet day decided to make a day of it today with my day at Tatton had a great day went with family couldn't have had better weather,was forced to buy a few plants :)and was surprised when I got home and found a 3ft bat plant in the boot, earlier in the...
    Thank you all for my birthday wishes had a quiet day decided to make a day of it today with my day at Tatton had a great day went with family couldn't have had better weather,was forced to buy a few plants :)and was surprised when I got home and...
    Thank you all for my birthday wishes had a quiet day decided to make a day of it today with my day at Tatton had a great day went with family couldn't have had better weather,was forced to buy a...
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  19. Paladin

    Happy Birthday Leonora

    Have a great day Leonora
    Have a great day Leonora
    Have a great day Leonora
    Have a great day Leonora
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  20. Daisies

    The miracle of life - have your tissues handy ...

    Ahem!And I say - don't believe everything you read in the papers (or on the web). The rest of the story was shown to be fabricated - so was that bit!
    Ahem!And I say - don't believe everything you read in the papers (or on the web). The rest of the story was shown to be fabricated - so was that bit!
    Ahem!And I say - don't believe everything you read in the papers (or on the web). The rest of the story was shown to be fabricated - so was that bit!
    Ahem!And I say - don't believe everything you read in the papers (or on the web). The rest of the story was shown to be fabricated - so was that bit!
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