1. Guest,

    Thank you for your continued support! Members like you make Gardeners Corner the place to be.
    Wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas!

    Wiseowl, Shiney, Loofah, JWK & Fat Controller (Admin Team)
    Dismiss Notice

Off-Topic Discussion

All Discussions About Other Topics: World Events, DIY etc. **Jokes and other funnies to be put in The Muppet Show Forum, please**

  1. The Muppet Show

    ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes
    Discussions:
    2,188
    Messages:
    107,690
    Latest: Yawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2025 Ladybird4, Dec 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
  2. Gardeners Corner Question Time

    Members willing to be interrogated by other members can start a thread in here. PLEASE READ THE STICKY ANNOUNCEMENT FIRST.
    Discussions:
    32
    Messages:
    254
    Latest: Ask daitheplant Mike Allen, Jul 19, 2020
Sort By:
Title
Replies Views
Last Message ↑
  1. Paladin

    Tax evasion

    There are loads of people in the village where I used to live that were working the black as well as having full time jobs.Doing taxi runs to airports,landscape gardening,buying and selling booze...
    There are loads of people in the village where I used to live that were working the black as well as having full time jobs.Doing taxi runs to airports,landscape gardening,buying and selling booze and fags from the continent etc and they as far as I am aware have never declared the extra.I would...
    There are loads of people in the village where I used to live that were working the black as well as having full time jobs.Doing taxi runs to airports,landscape gardening,buying and selling booze and fags from the continent etc and they as far as...
    There are loads of people in the village where I used to live that were working the black as well as having full time jobs.Doing taxi runs to airports,landscape gardening,buying and selling booze...
    Replies:
    16
    Views:
    1,259
  2. Pro Gard

    What gadget cant you be without

    Gadget I can't do without...... The computer does not count then because I work in IT so I'm glued to it for long hours. The moible too does not count because it is a necessary tool for work,...
    Gadget I can't do without...... The computer does not count then because I work in IT so I'm glued to it for long hours. The moible too does not count because it is a necessary tool for work, and mine is a Nokie 6230i almost 8 years old and I refuse to change it because it works perfectly well...
    Gadget I can't do without...... The computer does not count then because I work in IT so I'm glued to it for long hours. The moible too does not count because it is a necessary tool for work, and mine is a Nokie 6230i almost 8 years old and I...
    Gadget I can't do without...... The computer does not count then because I work in IT so I'm glued to it for long hours. The moible too does not count because it is a necessary tool for work,...
    Replies:
    12
    Views:
    781
  3. The Nut

    Oil Lamps

    Nut, that's lovely. Try and get a night shot for us though, please. cheers
    Nut, that's lovely. Try and get a night shot for us though, please. cheers
    Nut, that's lovely. Try and get a night shot for us though, please. cheers
    Nut, that's lovely. Try and get a night shot for us though, please. cheers
    Replies:
    13
    Views:
    977
  4. Loofah

    New thermostat!

    Just thought I'd share with y'all that I installed a new wireless programmable thermostat yesterday, the Honeywell CM927. If you're in need of a new thermostat it is the business! Very easy to...
    Just thought I'd share with y'all that I installed a new wireless programmable thermostat yesterday, the Honeywell CM927. If you're in need of a new thermostat it is the business! Very easy to install and works a charm:) I am most chuffed! [and no, I have nothing whatsoever to do with Honeywell]
    Just thought I'd share with y'all that I installed a new wireless programmable thermostat yesterday, the Honeywell CM927. If you're in need of a new thermostat it is the business! Very easy to install and works a charm:) I am most chuffed! [and...
    Just thought I'd share with y'all that I installed a new wireless programmable thermostat yesterday, the Honeywell CM927. If you're in need of a new thermostat it is the business! Very easy to...
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    465
  5. tweaky

    Cherries on a plate.

    I remembered the tinker tailor one the next day, that was to do with cherry stones, I even remember spreading them round the edge of the plate. I never got the rich man either.
    I remembered the tinker tailor one the next day, that was to do with cherry stones, I even remember spreading them round the edge of the plate. I never got the rich man either.
    I remembered the tinker tailor one the next day, that was to do with cherry stones, I even remember spreading them round the edge of the plate. I never got the rich man either.
    I remembered the tinker tailor one the next day, that was to do with cherry stones, I even remember spreading them round the edge of the plate. I never got the rich man either.
    Replies:
    13
    Views:
    1,421
  6. tweaky

    McCain v Obama.

    I watched Chris Rock on telly once and he pretty much nailed it, America is the only nation in the world that hunts on a full stomach. Individual Americans always impress me on a personal level,...
    I watched Chris Rock on telly once and he pretty much nailed it, America is the only nation in the world that hunts on a full stomach. Individual Americans always impress me on a personal level, its as a collective it all go downhill. And they don`t really appreciate how much animosity the...
    I watched Chris Rock on telly once and he pretty much nailed it, America is the only nation in the world that hunts on a full stomach. Individual Americans always impress me on a personal level, its as a collective it all go downhill. And they...
    I watched Chris Rock on telly once and he pretty much nailed it, America is the only nation in the world that hunts on a full stomach. Individual Americans always impress me on a personal level,...
    Replies:
    8
    Views:
    464
  7. The Nut

    Happy Birthday Spud

    Thanks had a day of an was a great day finally got the plate on the van :Dan help urself to cake ;)
    Thanks had a day of an was a great day finally got the plate on the van :Dan help urself to cake ;)
    Thanks had a day of an was a great day finally got the plate on the van :Dan help urself to cake ;)
    Thanks had a day of an was a great day finally got the plate on the van :Dan help urself to cake ;)
    Replies:
    2
    Views:
    541
  8. Kandy

    Happy Birthday

    Happy Birthday Spud hope you had a great day!! 02
    Happy Birthday Spud hope you had a great day!! 02
    Happy Birthday Spud hope you had a great day!! 02
    Happy Birthday Spud hope you had a great day!! 02
    Replies:
    10
    Views:
    803
  9. walnut

    Allotment petition

    i've signed also
    i've signed also
    i've signed also
    i've signed also
    Replies:
    11
    Views:
    860
  10. Anthony

    RIP Weston-super-Mare Grand Pier.

    Aparently theyve sold out of metal detectors down there now after they said the weekends takeings were on there mostly in pound coins lol an its all still solid so they will be ok to re build :D...
    Aparently theyve sold out of metal detectors down there now after they said the weekends takeings were on there mostly in pound coins lol an its all still solid so they will be ok to re build :DIll be off to weston treasure hunting at the end of the year or begining of 09 supriseing what...
    Aparently theyve sold out of metal detectors down there now after they said the weekends takeings were on there mostly in pound coins lol an its all still solid so they will be ok to re build :DIll be off to weston treasure hunting at the...
    Aparently theyve sold out of metal detectors down there now after they said the weekends takeings were on there mostly in pound coins lol an its all still solid so they will be ok to re build :D...
    Replies:
    14
    Views:
    1,150
  11. jjordie

    Latest stupid craze (schoolkids)

    When i was at day release college (which i hated) someone gave me a ciggarette which i smoked quickly inhaling on every breath. Then i took a deep breath and held it until i felt ill all so i...
    When i was at day release college (which i hated) someone gave me a ciggarette which i smoked quickly inhaling on every breath. Then i took a deep breath and held it until i felt ill all so i could go home . Stupid thing to do looking back but that was nothing compared to the drugs and...
    When i was at day release college (which i hated) someone gave me a ciggarette which i smoked quickly inhaling on every breath. Then i took a deep breath and held it until i felt ill all so i could go home . Stupid thing to do looking back but...
    When i was at day release college (which i hated) someone gave me a ciggarette which i smoked quickly inhaling on every breath. Then i took a deep breath and held it until i felt ill all so i...
    Replies:
    10
    Views:
    683
  12. miraflores

    don't we get the oil from "them"...?

    Yep...me too. I think I'll stick with my Mazda and my Scenic. That is a very expensive oil-change.
    Yep...me too. I think I'll stick with my Mazda and my Scenic. That is a very expensive oil-change.
    Yep...me too. I think I'll stick with my Mazda and my Scenic. That is a very expensive oil-change.
    Yep...me too. I think I'll stick with my Mazda and my Scenic. That is a very expensive oil-change.
    Replies:
    2
    Views:
    532
  13. capney

    Jewellery to die for.

    Not sure if this subject has been covered before in the forum. If not. see what you can up with. I call is picture."Ear today...gone tomorrow"Robert
    Not sure if this subject has been covered before in the forum. If not. see what you can up with. I call is picture."Ear today...gone tomorrow"Robert
    Not sure if this subject has been covered before in the forum. If not. see what you can up with. I call is picture."Ear today...gone tomorrow"Robert
    Not sure if this subject has been covered before in the forum. If not. see what you can up with. I call is picture."Ear today...gone tomorrow"Robert
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    540
  14. capney

    Yorkshire Day

    The Football Match by L.S.Lowry....Thats sneaky,, but cleverAll together now. lets hear it from you all..........Where 'as tha bin since ah saw thee, ah saw thee On Ilkley Moor b'ah...
    The Football Match by L.S.Lowry....Thats sneaky,, but cleverAll together now. lets hear it from you all..........Where 'as tha bin since ah saw thee, ah saw thee On Ilkley Moor b'ah t'at Where 'as tha bin sin ah saw thee Where 'as tha bin sin ah saw thee (without thy trousers on)On Ilkley...
    The Football Match by L.S.Lowry....Thats sneaky,, but cleverAll together now. lets hear it from you all..........Where 'as tha bin since ah saw thee, ah saw thee On Ilkley Moor b'ah t'at Where 'as tha bin sin ah saw thee Where 'as tha bin...
    The Football Match by L.S.Lowry....Thats sneaky,, but cleverAll together now. lets hear it from you all..........Where 'as tha bin since ah saw thee, ah saw thee On Ilkley Moor b'ah...
    Replies:
    14
    Views:
    681
  15. Paladin

    Passport

    80 notes, wow....what a rip off.:(
    80 notes, wow....what a rip off.:(
    80 notes, wow....what a rip off.:(
    80 notes, wow....what a rip off.:(
    Replies:
    24
    Views:
    1,241
  16. Slinky

    Fish

    Nice Nick,would you believe they make Ryvita 5 mins from me:)
    Nice Nick,would you believe they make Ryvita 5 mins from me:)
    Nice Nick,would you believe they make Ryvita 5 mins from me:)
    Nice Nick,would you believe they make Ryvita 5 mins from me:)
    Replies:
    2
    Views:
    595
  17. Kedi-Gato

    God's Pharmacy

    Spooky! Very interesting KG. cheers
    Spooky! Very interesting KG. cheers
    Spooky! Very interesting KG. cheers
    Spooky! Very interesting KG. cheers
    Replies:
    2
    Views:
    612
  18. Slinky

    Optical Illusions

    Just read that, I mean I showed my hubby the link not the ****, lol. cheers
    Just read that, I mean I showed my hubby the link not the ****, lol. cheers
    Just read that, I mean I showed my hubby the link not the ****, lol. cheers
    Just read that, I mean I showed my hubby the link not the ****, lol. cheers
    Replies:
    5
    Views:
    657
  19. spudbristol

    What sides your fule cap ???

    Nut - why have you got a red marker on your post and me, Spud and Alisdair have got green ones? Just thought - to do with Skype ? forget I asked :D :D
    Nut - why have you got a red marker on your post and me, Spud and Alisdair have got green ones? Just thought - to do with Skype ? forget I asked :D :D
    Nut - why have you got a red marker on your post and me, Spud and Alisdair have got green ones? Just thought - to do with Skype ? forget I asked :D :D
    Nut - why have you got a red marker on your post and me, Spud and Alisdair have got green ones? Just thought - to do with Skype ? forget I asked :D :D
    Replies:
    20
    Views:
    1,185
  20. The Nut

    SKY TV

    Hi, this is a basic reboot, there are some other kinds of reboots depending on the problem, and there are other things you can do yourself-issue with skyplanners, stuttering sound and jumpy...
    Hi, this is a basic reboot, there are some other kinds of reboots depending on the problem, and there are other things you can do yourself-issue with skyplanners, stuttering sound and jumpy programmes. Sky keep sending out updates, but the boxes you get off them can be pretty naff. The...
    Hi, this is a basic reboot, there are some other kinds of reboots depending on the problem, and there are other things you can do yourself-issue with skyplanners, stuttering sound and jumpy programmes. Sky keep sending out updates, but the...
    Hi, this is a basic reboot, there are some other kinds of reboots depending on the problem, and there are other things you can do yourself-issue with skyplanners, stuttering sound and jumpy...
    Replies:
    9
    Views:
    548

Thread Display Options

Loading...
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice