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  1. Doghouse Riley
    Funny x 3

    At The Gym

    Advice for an old guy...I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in...I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to...
    Advice for an old guy...I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in...I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
    Advice for an old guy...I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in...I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?The trainer looked me...
    Advice for an old guy...I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in...I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to...
    Doghouse Riley, Dec 19, 2018
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  2. Fat Controller
    Funny x 9

    Christmas Surprise?

    What a giggle....:lunapic 130165696578242 5:!!
    What a giggle....:lunapic 130165696578242 5:!!
    What a giggle....:lunapic 130165696578242 5:!!
    What a giggle....:lunapic 130165696578242 5:!!
    Fat Controller, Dec 17, 2018
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    Upsydaisy
    Dec 17, 2018
  3. Doghouse Riley
    Funny x 7

    Breaking News!

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    Doghouse Riley, Dec 17, 2018
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    Doghouse Riley
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  4. Doghouse Riley

    Police Jump Red Light, without using "blues and twos!"

    Well to be fair, he was on a horse!On my way to golf this morning, as I approached the lights at the junction of a main road, there were two cars in front of me and police rider on a very large...
    Well to be fair, he was on a horse!On my way to golf this morning, as I approached the lights at the junction of a main road, there were two cars in front of me and police rider on a very large horse. I overtook the horse giving it plenty of room as did the two cars in front of me and we...
    Well to be fair, he was on a horse!On my way to golf this morning, as I approached the lights at the junction of a main road, there were two cars in front of me and police rider on a very large horse. I overtook the horse giving it plenty of...
    Well to be fair, he was on a horse!On my way to golf this morning, as I approached the lights at the junction of a main road, there were two cars in front of me and police rider on a very large...
    Doghouse Riley, Dec 17, 2018
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  5. Fat Controller

    Warms the heart for Christmas

    Small world! My first Jag was an X-Type 2.5V6:This was the one that needed all the work:It was running like a Rolex when I had to sell it (very long story!)And a fairly new family...
    Small world! My first Jag was an X-Type 2.5V6:This was the one that needed all the work:It was running like a Rolex when I had to sell it (very long story!)And a fairly new family member (only had it weeks):
    Small world! My first Jag was an X-Type 2.5V6:This was the one that needed all the work:It was running like a Rolex when I had to sell it (very long story!)And a fairly new family member (only had it weeks):
    Small world! My first Jag was an X-Type 2.5V6:This was the one that needed all the work:It was running like a Rolex when I had to sell it (very long story!)And a fairly new family...
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    Fat Controller, Dec 16, 2018
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  6. Sheal

    Canadian Mail

    Hi all,Thought I'd let you know that Canadian mail is at a standstill because of an ongoing postal strike. They are now also barring mail from entering the country. My daughter hasn't received a...
    Hi all,Thought I'd let you know that Canadian mail is at a standstill because of an ongoing postal strike. They are now also barring mail from entering the country. My daughter hasn't received a parcel I sent more than a month ago and may not receive it before March.....if at all. :doh:
    Hi all,Thought I'd let you know that Canadian mail is at a standstill because of an ongoing postal strike. They are now also barring mail from entering the country. My daughter hasn't received a parcel I sent more than a month ago and may not...
    Hi all,Thought I'd let you know that Canadian mail is at a standstill because of an ongoing postal strike. They are now also barring mail from entering the country. My daughter hasn't received a...
    Sheal, Dec 13, 2018
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    Sheal
    Dec 13, 2018
  7. clanless

    Poetic justice?

    Well lets just hope they did anyway.:biggrin:
    Well lets just hope they did anyway.:biggrin:
    Well lets just hope they did anyway.:biggrin:
    Well lets just hope they did anyway.:biggrin:
    clanless, Dec 10, 2018
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    pete
    Dec 13, 2018
  8. Bilbo675
    Like x 9

    Hello My Friends

    Nice to see you back @Bilbo675 andlove your pics, very well deserved placing in the competition too, some lovely planters there... :SUNsmile:
    Nice to see you back @Bilbo675 andlove your pics, very well deserved placing in the competition too, some lovely planters there... :SUNsmile:
    Nice to see you back @Bilbo675 andlove your pics, very well deserved placing in the competition too, some lovely planters there... :SUNsmile:
    Nice to see you back @Bilbo675 andlove your pics, very well deserved placing in the competition too, some lovely planters there... :SUNsmile:
    Bilbo675, Dec 11, 2018
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    Marley Farley
    Dec 13, 2018
  9. PeterS
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    Brexit - am I stupid or what?

    He had created the thread, made it a sticky, so I locked this one.This thread now locked - please click here to be re-directed to the new thread
    He had created the thread, made it a sticky, so I locked this one.This thread now locked - please click here to be re-directed to the new thread
    He had created the thread, made it a sticky, so I locked this one.This thread now locked - please click here to be re-directed to the new thread
    He had created the thread, made it a sticky, so I locked this one.This thread now locked - please click here to be re-directed to the new thread
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    Fat Controller
    Dec 10, 2018
  10. Fat Controller
    Like x 5

    Isn't this just brilliant!!

    Brings back memories of the Son Morro Hotel in Majorca when I was about 11 or 12. All of the waiters dressed in white flaired trousers thinking they were gods gift dancing to it.Got home and...
    Brings back memories of the Son Morro Hotel in Majorca when I was about 11 or 12. All of the waiters dressed in white flaired trousers thinking they were gods gift dancing to it.Got home and mum asked a workmate to go and buy the single from the local record shop. Said workmate came back...
    Brings back memories of the Son Morro Hotel in Majorca when I was about 11 or 12. All of the waiters dressed in white flaired trousers thinking they were gods gift dancing to it.Got home and mum asked a workmate to go and buy the single from...
    Brings back memories of the Son Morro Hotel in Majorca when I was about 11 or 12. All of the waiters dressed in white flaired trousers thinking they were gods gift dancing to it.Got home and...
    Fat Controller, Dec 6, 2018
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    andrews
    Dec 7, 2018
  11. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FERN

    Just got back online....thanks for the Birthday Wishes :dbgrtmb:
    Just got back online....thanks for the Birthday Wishes :dbgrtmb:
    Just got back online....thanks for the Birthday Wishes :dbgrtmb:
    Just got back online....thanks for the Birthday Wishes :dbgrtmb:
    ARMANDII, Dec 2, 2018
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    Fern4
    Dec 6, 2018
  12. Loofah

    Any clockmakers / hobbyists?

    Will have a peruse when I get 5 mins, thanks :)
    Will have a peruse when I get 5 mins, thanks :)
    Will have a peruse when I get 5 mins, thanks :)
    Will have a peruse when I get 5 mins, thanks :)
    Loofah, Dec 3, 2018
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    Loofah
    Dec 4, 2018
  13. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRYS

    Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great meal and drink(s) !
    Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great meal and drink(s) !
    Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great meal and drink(s) !
    Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great meal and drink(s) !
    ARMANDII, Dec 1, 2018
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    JWK
    Dec 2, 2018
  14. wiseowl
    Like x 4

    Woos New Varifocals

    Hello @shiney I have some cream for that:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Hello @shiney I have some cream for that:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Hello @shiney I have some cream for that:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Hello @shiney I have some cream for that:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    wiseowl, Nov 26, 2018 ... 2 3
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    wiseowl
    Nov 30, 2018
  15. Loofah

    Mortgage rates

    Nothing wrong with playing with the crystal balls!!
    Nothing wrong with playing with the crystal balls!!
    Nothing wrong with playing with the crystal balls!!
    Nothing wrong with playing with the crystal balls!!
    Loofah, Nov 27, 2018
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    Loofah
    Nov 29, 2018
  16. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SECOND BASSOON

    Thanks all :) We went to Killerton, a NT house just north of Exeter, for the day - the gardens and woods were lovely even at this time of year so definitely going to have to make another trip in the...
    Thanks all :) We went to Killerton, a NT house just north of Exeter, for the day - the gardens and woods were lovely even at this time of year so definitely going to have to make another trip in the summer :snorky:
    Thanks all :) We went to Killerton, a NT house just north of Exeter, for the day - the gardens and woods were lovely even at this time of year so definitely going to have to make another trip in the summer :snorky:
    Thanks all :) We went to Killerton, a NT house just north of Exeter, for the day - the gardens and woods were lovely even at this time of year so definitely going to have to make another trip in the...
    ARMANDII, Nov 26, 2018
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    2nd_bassoon
    Nov 28, 2018
  17. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY NORTHANTS GEEZER

    Happy birthday :dbgrtmb:I'm late as usual! :doh: :)
    Happy birthday :dbgrtmb:I'm late as usual! :doh: :)
    Happy birthday :dbgrtmb:I'm late as usual! :doh: :)
    Happy birthday :dbgrtmb:I'm late as usual! :doh: :)
    ARMANDII, Nov 26, 2018
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    shiney
    Nov 27, 2018
  18. al n
    Like x 8

    What did you have for dinner?

    al n, Sep 19, 2013 ... 122 123 124
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    ARMANDII
    Nov 25, 2018
  19. HarryS

    UK "Pop" Stars Rich List !

    All them in one film ! Including Sounds Inc. a superb instrumental band who backed a lot of American R and B stars on tour.
    All them in one film ! Including Sounds Inc. a superb instrumental band who backed a lot of American R and B stars on tour.
    All them in one film ! Including Sounds Inc. a superb instrumental band who backed a lot of American R and B stars on tour.
    All them in one film ! Including Sounds Inc. a superb instrumental band who backed a lot of American R and B stars on tour.
    HarryS, Nov 15, 2018 ... 2
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    HarryS
    Nov 21, 2018
  20. Redwing
    Like x 4

    What Phone, What’s an Oldie to Do?

    I heard a couple of ladies talking on the bus this am, one said to the other, I've have a smart phone for sometime, but don't know how to work it:whistle:
    I heard a couple of ladies talking on the bus this am, one said to the other, I've have a smart phone for sometime, but don't know how to work it:whistle:
    I heard a couple of ladies talking on the bus this am, one said to the other, I've have a smart phone for sometime, but don't know how to work it:whistle:
    I heard a couple of ladies talking on the bus this am, one said to the other, I've have a smart phone for sometime, but don't know how to work it:whistle:
    Redwing, Nov 16, 2018 ... 2 3
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    john558
    Nov 21, 2018
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