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  1. Daisies

    Top ten posters

    rosa 12,463 Marley Farley 10,707 Lady of Leisure 10,52 Paladin 9,322 pete 7,619 Kandyfloss 6,676 dendrobium 5,570 Webmaster 4,448 strongylodon 4,281
    rosa 12,463 Marley Farley 10,707 Lady of Leisure 10,52 Paladin 9,322 pete 7,619 Kandyfloss 6,676 dendrobium 5,570 Webmaster 4,448 strongylodon 4,281
    rosa 12,463 Marley Farley 10,707 Lady of Leisure 10,52 Paladin 9,322 pete 7,619 Kandyfloss 6,676 dendrobium 5,570 Webmaster 4,448 strongylodon 4,281
    rosa 12,463 Marley Farley 10,707 Lady of Leisure 10,52 Paladin 9,322 pete 7,619 Kandyfloss 6,676 dendrobium 5,570 Webmaster 4,448 strongylodon 4,281
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  2. wiseowl

    Toby Buckland

    Kandy, the entire plant is poisonous including the seeds. I wouldn't advise anyone to touch it, never mind collecting seeds without hand and arm protection.Here is the Wiki explanation of its...
    Kandy, the entire plant is poisonous including the seeds. I wouldn't advise anyone to touch it, never mind collecting seeds without hand and arm protection.Here is the Wiki explanation of its toxicity.
    Kandy, the entire plant is poisonous including the seeds. I wouldn't advise anyone to touch it, never mind collecting seeds without hand and arm protection.Here is the Wiki explanation of its toxicity.
    Kandy, the entire plant is poisonous including the seeds. I wouldn't advise anyone to touch it, never mind collecting seeds without hand and arm protection.Here is the Wiki explanation of its...
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  3. Shobhna

    Weekend away - Petham,Canterbury

    Hi Init Sister its all great A lovely Village as they all are,Canterbury Cathedral Is something else ,and the old part of the town is like going back in History,I sincerely hope that you have a...
    Hi Init Sister its all great A lovely Village as they all are,Canterbury Cathedral Is something else ,and the old part of the town is like going back in History,I sincerely hope that you have a lovely time.:thumb::)
    Hi Init Sister its all great A lovely Village as they all are,Canterbury Cathedral Is something else ,and the old part of the town is like going back in History,I sincerely hope that you have a lovely time.:thumb::)
    Hi Init Sister its all great A lovely Village as they all are,Canterbury Cathedral Is something else ,and the old part of the town is like going back in History,I sincerely hope that you have a...
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  4. lollipop

    A beautiful girl with a beautiful voice

    I can just picture my self dozing off in front of an open fire in an old fashioned pub with a pint of real ale in front of me as I listen to this lass sing.Not my usual choice of music but it is...
    I can just picture my self dozing off in front of an open fire in an old fashioned pub with a pint of real ale in front of me as I listen to this lass sing.Not my usual choice of music but it is nice to just chill and take it back to basics once in a while. One person with a good voice, a...
    I can just picture my self dozing off in front of an open fire in an old fashioned pub with a pint of real ale in front of me as I listen to this lass sing.Not my usual choice of music but it is nice to just chill and take it back to basics...
    I can just picture my self dozing off in front of an open fire in an old fashioned pub with a pint of real ale in front of me as I listen to this lass sing.Not my usual choice of music but it is...
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  5. capney

    Change of mind

    :thumb::thumb::D:D:D:D:D
    :thumb::thumb::D:D:D:D:D
    :thumb::thumb::D:D:D:D:D
    :thumb::thumb::D:D:D:D:D
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  6. youngdaisydee

    XFACTOR

    I watched it on Saturday, good stuff. I only watch it to laugh at the really bad/funny people! We have 6 weeks of auditions this time, so lots of chances! After that I don't really pay much...
    I watched it on Saturday, good stuff. I only watch it to laugh at the really bad/funny people! We have 6 weeks of auditions this time, so lots of chances! After that I don't really pay much attention to it anymore because it loses a lot of the comedy factor.
    I watched it on Saturday, good stuff. I only watch it to laugh at the really bad/funny people! We have 6 weeks of auditions this time, so lots of chances! After that I don't really pay much attention to it anymore because it loses a lot of the...
    I watched it on Saturday, good stuff. I only watch it to laugh at the really bad/funny people! We have 6 weeks of auditions this time, so lots of chances! After that I don't really pay much...
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  7. capney

    Last of the summer wine

    hes just jealous Capn ignore him... see hes too scared to put his hat pic on I bet it looks like a pea on a drum......speakin of peas must checkmine aint still doint the backstroke
    hes just jealous Capn ignore him... see hes too scared to put his hat pic on I bet it looks like a pea on a drum......speakin of peas must checkmine aint still doint the backstroke
    hes just jealous Capn ignore him... see hes too scared to put his hat pic on I bet it looks like a pea on a drum......speakin of peas must checkmine aint still doint the backstroke
    hes just jealous Capn ignore him... see hes too scared to put his hat pic on I bet it looks like a pea on a drum......speakin of peas must checkmine aint still doint the backstroke
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  8. JarBax

    Free Rice

    So does anyone know how it works? How it grants rice to poorer people I mean?
    So does anyone know how it works? How it grants rice to poorer people I mean?
    So does anyone know how it works? How it grants rice to poorer people I mean?
    So does anyone know how it works? How it grants rice to poorer people I mean?
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  9. Fran

    Anyone for a walk

    Video isnt working for me :(The place in that pic looks awesome though!
    Video isnt working for me :(The place in that pic looks awesome though!
    Video isnt working for me :(The place in that pic looks awesome though!
    Video isnt working for me :(The place in that pic looks awesome though!
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  10. intermiplants

    work for your benefits

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  11. Pro Gard

    Work for your benefits MK2.

    MOD POSTThe other thread on this topic was closed by the mods. Starting a new one is not permittedIt would be appreciated if all would stay off this subject until staff reopen the other...
    MOD POSTThe other thread on this topic was closed by the mods. Starting a new one is not permittedIt would be appreciated if all would stay off this subject until staff reopen the other threadThank you.
    MOD POSTThe other thread on this topic was closed by the mods. Starting a new one is not permittedIt would be appreciated if all would stay off this subject until staff reopen the other threadThank you.
    MOD POSTThe other thread on this topic was closed by the mods. Starting a new one is not permittedIt would be appreciated if all would stay off this subject until staff reopen the other...
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  12. glenw

    Our big day

    Congratulations on naming the big day. Good luck with all the preparations. I'm sure it will be fantastic. December. It might even snow. How lovely :)
    Congratulations on naming the big day. Good luck with all the preparations. I'm sure it will be fantastic. December. It might even snow. How lovely :)
    Congratulations on naming the big day. Good luck with all the preparations. I'm sure it will be fantastic. December. It might even snow. How lovely :)
    Congratulations on naming the big day. Good luck with all the preparations. I'm sure it will be fantastic. December. It might even snow. How lovely :)
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  13. Lyn

    I'm so angry

    Yeah, I reckon you should get their name in a polite way from the neighbour. Pretty rude the way they left you, but of course they weren't getting any money off you!
    Yeah, I reckon you should get their name in a polite way from the neighbour. Pretty rude the way they left you, but of course they weren't getting any money off you!
    Yeah, I reckon you should get their name in a polite way from the neighbour. Pretty rude the way they left you, but of course they weren't getting any money off you!
    Yeah, I reckon you should get their name in a polite way from the neighbour. Pretty rude the way they left you, but of course they weren't getting any money off you!
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  14. Slinky

    User Name

    Near enough...for a female that is.;):thumb:
    Near enough...for a female that is.;):thumb:
    Near enough...for a female that is.;):thumb:
    Near enough...for a female that is.;):thumb:
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  15. Victoria

    Happy Anniversary and Birthday, Rosa

    thanks gogs and roders for the lovely birthday and anniversary wishes
    thanks gogs and roders for the lovely birthday and anniversary wishes
    thanks gogs and roders for the lovely birthday and anniversary wishes
    thanks gogs and roders for the lovely birthday and anniversary wishes
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  16. roders

    We Are Great Britain Not Rubbish Britain

    It kind of bores me :o But I'm glad we're doing so well.
    It kind of bores me :o But I'm glad we're doing so well.
    It kind of bores me :o But I'm glad we're doing so well.
    It kind of bores me :o But I'm glad we're doing so well.
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  17. intermiplants

    lazy job seekers

    I think I'd best get off this forum and do some work......:D
    I think I'd best get off this forum and do some work......:D
    I think I'd best get off this forum and do some work......:D
    I think I'd best get off this forum and do some work......:D
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  18. Kandy

    Microwave not cooking food-no heat

    Jan-That sounds exactly like me when I took my I pod back to the shop and played holy hell with the assistant, until they showed me the switch on the top-mortifying. Said assistant was a spotty...
    Jan-That sounds exactly like me when I took my I pod back to the shop and played holy hell with the assistant, until they showed me the switch on the top-mortifying. Said assistant was a spotty youthwho looked at me like I`d rolled up in a horse and cart.
    Jan-That sounds exactly like me when I took my I pod back to the shop and played holy hell with the assistant, until they showed me the switch on the top-mortifying. Said assistant was a spotty youthwho looked at me like I`d rolled up in a horse...
    Jan-That sounds exactly like me when I took my I pod back to the shop and played holy hell with the assistant, until they showed me the switch on the top-mortifying. Said assistant was a spotty...
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  19. Lyn

    The man who draws from memory

    That's it, I remember his name now. I'll pass it on . Many thanks.
    That's it, I remember his name now. I'll pass it on . Many thanks.
    That's it, I remember his name now. I'll pass it on . Many thanks.
    That's it, I remember his name now. I'll pass it on . Many thanks.
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  20. intermiplants

    oop norf or darn souf

    The English: it's amazing how dialects alter in just a few miles i'm tking a degree in geordie speak and don't think i'm too bad at itThe Geordie: it's amazing hoo dialects alter in just a few...
    The English: it's amazing how dialects alter in just a few miles i'm tking a degree in geordie speak and don't think i'm too bad at itThe Geordie: it's amazing hoo dialects alter in just a few miles ahm tking a degree in geordie speak an divvent think ahm tee bad at it.
    The English: it's amazing how dialects alter in just a few miles i'm tking a degree in geordie speak and don't think i'm too bad at itThe Geordie: it's amazing hoo dialects alter in just a few miles ahm tking a degree in geordie speak an...
    The English: it's amazing how dialects alter in just a few miles i'm tking a degree in geordie speak and don't think i'm too bad at itThe Geordie: it's amazing hoo dialects alter in just a few...
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