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  1. ARMANDII
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    Funny x 4

    WHAT'S YOUR WEATHER LIKE 2018

    No sleet, just rain...and cold.....and grey..... .....and....miserable!!!But on a brighter note ,not only found my thermals but also my hot water bottle in it's piggy cover:glad:. Made my day!!
    No sleet, just rain...and cold.....and grey..... .....and....miserable!!!But on a brighter note ,not only found my thermals but also my hot water bottle in it's piggy cover:glad:. Made my day!!
    No sleet, just rain...and cold.....and grey..... .....and....miserable!!!But on a brighter note ,not only found my thermals but also my hot water bottle in it's piggy cover:glad:. Made my day!!
    No sleet, just rain...and cold.....and grey..... .....and....miserable!!!But on a brighter note ,not only found my thermals but also my hot water bottle in it's piggy cover:glad:. Made my day!!
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  2. Doghouse Riley

    Car Insurance

    i've been ith LV for several years, I always haggle, they always come down a bit. it's worth a phone call. they just change the one off direct debit. I always get them to mail the documents,...
    i've been ith LV for several years, I always haggle, they always come down a bit. it's worth a phone call. they just change the one off direct debit. I always get them to mail the documents, saves me having to print off a cover note to keep in my wallet.Mind you the police, can check if...
    i've been ith LV for several years, I always haggle, they always come down a bit. it's worth a phone call. they just change the one off direct debit. I always get them to mail the documents, saves me having to print off a cover note to keep in...
    i've been ith LV for several years, I always haggle, they always come down a bit. it's worth a phone call. they just change the one off direct debit. I always get them to mail the documents,...
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  3. Fat Controller

    Believe it or not....... risotto

    All a learning curve, but sounds to me like you are doing great.!:thumbsup:
    All a learning curve, but sounds to me like you are doing great.!:thumbsup:
    All a learning curve, but sounds to me like you are doing great.!:thumbsup:
    All a learning curve, but sounds to me like you are doing great.!:thumbsup:
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  4. roders
    Like x 6

    Best Christmas TV advert that never was..MUST WATCH.

    I think Iceland went off message . Namely Christmas is supposed to be about consuming as much low quality chocolate as you can cram into your intestines,drinking too excess,pretending your all...
    I think Iceland went off message . Namely Christmas is supposed to be about consuming as much low quality chocolate as you can cram into your intestines,drinking too excess,pretending your all having a great time devouring overpriced average Christmas dinners and maxing out your credit...
    I think Iceland went off message . Namely Christmas is supposed to be about consuming as much low quality chocolate as you can cram into your intestines,drinking too excess,pretending your all having a great time devouring overpriced average...
    I think Iceland went off message . Namely Christmas is supposed to be about consuming as much low quality chocolate as you can cram into your intestines,drinking too excess,pretending your all...
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  5. Monty33

    How to remove a water butt?

    You need to remove the outlet in the guttering above to be able to lift the downpipe.
    You need to remove the outlet in the guttering above to be able to lift the downpipe.
    You need to remove the outlet in the guttering above to be able to lift the downpipe.
    You need to remove the outlet in the guttering above to be able to lift the downpipe.
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  6. Vince

    My Maths Education

    But wouldn't that be the right way if the water went down the left way into the plug hole??:hate-shocked::dunno::scratch::doh:;):snorky:
    But wouldn't that be the right way if the water went down the left way into the plug hole??:hate-shocked::dunno::scratch::doh:;):snorky:
    But wouldn't that be the right way if the water went down the left way into the plug hole??:hate-shocked::dunno::scratch::doh:;):snorky:
    But wouldn't that be the right way if the water went down the left way into the plug hole??:hate-shocked::dunno::scratch::doh:;):snorky:
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  7. shiney

    I Don't Believe It!!!

    As an opening gambit it was brilliant. He has basically taken what is being said by the media and said "how can he expect a fair trial".It would be very unusual for a lawyer to actually be...
    As an opening gambit it was brilliant. He has basically taken what is being said by the media and said "how can he expect a fair trial".It would be very unusual for a lawyer to actually be honest! The man is a lunatic whether he is guilty of this or not, you only need to look at his van to...
    As an opening gambit it was brilliant. He has basically taken what is being said by the media and said "how can he expect a fair trial".It would be very unusual for a lawyer to actually be honest! The man is a lunatic whether he is guilty of...
    As an opening gambit it was brilliant. He has basically taken what is being said by the media and said "how can he expect a fair trial".It would be very unusual for a lawyer to actually be...
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  8. strongylodon

    Car engine sizes!

    1968 Mercedes 300SEL 6.3 - 0 to 60 in 6.5 secs, top speed 137mph, supreme comfort for five people and sod all mpg. I once drove one from Oxford to Malta - the MD went apoplectic when he saw the...
    1968 Mercedes 300SEL 6.3 - 0 to 60 in 6.5 secs, top speed 137mph, supreme comfort for five people and sod all mpg. I once drove one from Oxford to Malta - the MD went apoplectic when he saw the hammering that the company credit card had taken :loll: AMG did a modified version upping the standard 300hp...
    1968 Mercedes 300SEL 6.3 - 0 to 60 in 6.5 secs, top speed 137mph, supreme comfort for five people and sod all mpg. I once drove one from Oxford to Malta - the MD went apoplectic when he saw the hammering that the company credit card had taken :loll:...
    1968 Mercedes 300SEL 6.3 - 0 to 60 in 6.5 secs, top speed 137mph, supreme comfort for five people and sod all mpg. I once drove one from Oxford to Malta - the MD went apoplectic when he saw the...
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  9. Fat Controller
    Agree x 3

    Fireworks

    Yep same old story, it comes up every year. Some bloke from the pro firework brigade was on the TV the other day spouting about how the industry was self regulating and had brought the noise...
    Yep same old story, it comes up every year. Some bloke from the pro firework brigade was on the TV the other day spouting about how the industry was self regulating and had brought the noise levels down, on the loud ones, so couldn't see why anyone should complain. But cant say as I've noticed...
    Yep same old story, it comes up every year. Some bloke from the pro firework brigade was on the TV the other day spouting about how the industry was self regulating and had brought the noise levels down, on the loud ones, so couldn't see why...
    Yep same old story, it comes up every year. Some bloke from the pro firework brigade was on the TV the other day spouting about how the industry was self regulating and had brought the noise...
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  10. mazambo
    Like x 9

    That time of year. Pumpkins

    Wasn't impressed with Morrisons pumpkins, they consistently sell the worst veg
    Wasn't impressed with Morrisons pumpkins, they consistently sell the worst veg
    Wasn't impressed with Morrisons pumpkins, they consistently sell the worst veg
    Wasn't impressed with Morrisons pumpkins, they consistently sell the worst veg
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  11. wiseowl

    PhotoBucket

    Something similar happening at FlickrChanges to free accounts
    Something similar happening at FlickrChanges to free accounts
    Something similar happening at FlickrChanges to free accounts
    Something similar happening at FlickrChanges to free accounts
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  12. Vince
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    A good friend

    Hope you heal soon Vince and pleased Zak is of comfort to you.Dogs and cats have senses that can sense illness/unhappiness in a human and often show signs of special affection. Cats (and dogs)...
    Hope you heal soon Vince and pleased Zak is of comfort to you.Dogs and cats have senses that can sense illness/unhappiness in a human and often show signs of special affection. Cats (and dogs) are often regular visitors in nursing homes and hospitals ... I believe Daisees (haven't seen her...
    Hope you heal soon Vince and pleased Zak is of comfort to you.Dogs and cats have senses that can sense illness/unhappiness in a human and often show signs of special affection. Cats (and dogs) are often regular visitors in nursing homes and...
    Hope you heal soon Vince and pleased Zak is of comfort to you.Dogs and cats have senses that can sense illness/unhappiness in a human and often show signs of special affection. Cats (and dogs)...
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  13. HarryS

    Silicone solution ?

    I had to laugh, nice one WOO :blue thumb:
    I had to laugh, nice one WOO :blue thumb:
    I had to laugh, nice one WOO :blue thumb:
    I had to laugh, nice one WOO :blue thumb:
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  14. ARMANDII
    Friendly x 8

    A CUT ABOVE THE OTHERS

    You mean Big "G" won't keep his promise about making me immortal after I gave him that bottle of Singleton 12 year old Whisky:hate-shocked::dunno::doh:
    You mean Big "G" won't keep his promise about making me immortal after I gave him that bottle of Singleton 12 year old Whisky:hate-shocked::dunno::doh:
    You mean Big "G" won't keep his promise about making me immortal after I gave him that bottle of Singleton 12 year old Whisky:hate-shocked::dunno::doh:
    You mean Big "G" won't keep his promise about making me immortal after I gave him that bottle of Singleton 12 year old Whisky:hate-shocked::dunno::doh:
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  15. ricky101

    ProBiotics - have they worked for you ?

    Hi,We hear a lot about the supposed benefits of the Probiotic tubs/drinks but seems the NHS sites guidelines do not offer anything conclusive.Having been on four different antibiotics in the...
    Hi,We hear a lot about the supposed benefits of the Probiotic tubs/drinks but seems the NHS sites guidelines do not offer anything conclusive.Having been on four different antibiotics in the last three months and finding my guts rather out of sorts, would be interested to hear if anyone has...
    Hi,We hear a lot about the supposed benefits of the Probiotic tubs/drinks but seems the NHS sites guidelines do not offer anything conclusive.Having been on four different antibiotics in the last three months and finding my guts rather out...
    Hi,We hear a lot about the supposed benefits of the Probiotic tubs/drinks but seems the NHS sites guidelines do not offer anything conclusive.Having been on four different antibiotics in the...
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  16. Fat Controller

    Drying/Preseving Herbs

    Hi FC,Can only comment on a couple of herbs.Rosemary, I pick it any time of the year, never though about drying it, it tends to be easy to take cuttings so you have more younger plants coming...
    Hi FC,Can only comment on a couple of herbs.Rosemary, I pick it any time of the year, never though about drying it, it tends to be easy to take cuttings so you have more younger plants coming on as larger ones can get a bit woody.Mint, dies back over winter and always comes again, in good...
    Hi FC,Can only comment on a couple of herbs.Rosemary, I pick it any time of the year, never though about drying it, it tends to be easy to take cuttings so you have more younger plants coming on as larger ones can get a bit woody.Mint, dies...
    Hi FC,Can only comment on a couple of herbs.Rosemary, I pick it any time of the year, never though about drying it, it tends to be easy to take cuttings so you have more younger plants coming...
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  17. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Webmaster(Nathan)

    :birthday: Happy birthday!
    :birthday: Happy birthday!
    :birthday: Happy birthday!
    :birthday: Happy birthday!
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  18. Fat Controller

    Sugar Tax - the reality........

    During the hot weather I bought some Morrisons water, the kind with a so called hint of fruit. They were selling it on offer of three bottles. I've still got two left, I found it totally...
    During the hot weather I bought some Morrisons water, the kind with a so called hint of fruit. They were selling it on offer of three bottles. I've still got two left, I found it totally disgusting, and not thirst quenching at all, I hadn't read the label, it was totally loaded with...
    During the hot weather I bought some Morrisons water, the kind with a so called hint of fruit. They were selling it on offer of three bottles. I've still got two left, I found it totally disgusting, and not thirst quenching at all, I hadn't...
    During the hot weather I bought some Morrisons water, the kind with a so called hint of fruit. They were selling it on offer of three bottles. I've still got two left, I found it totally...
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  19. Fat Controller

    INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION TONIGHT (2018)

    Date: Mon Oct 29, 5:41 AM Visible: 3 min Max Height: 24° Appears: 11° above SSW Disappears: 22° above SE Date: Tue Oct 30, 4:50 AM Visible: 2 min Max Height: 16° Appears: 13° above S...
    Date: Mon Oct 29, 5:41 AM Visible: 3 min Max Height: 24° Appears: 11° above SSW Disappears: 22° above SE Date: Tue Oct 30, 4:50 AM Visible: 2 min Max Height: 16° Appears: 13° above S Disappears: 15° above ESE Date: Tue Oct 30, 6:24 AM Visible: 4 min Max Height: 51° Appears: 10° above WSW...
    Date: Mon Oct 29, 5:41 AM Visible: 3 min Max Height: 24° Appears: 11° above SSW Disappears: 22° above SE Date: Tue Oct 30, 4:50 AM Visible: 2 min Max Height: 16° Appears: 13° above S Disappears: 15° above ESE Date: Tue Oct 30, 6:24 AM...
    Date: Mon Oct 29, 5:41 AM Visible: 3 min Max Height: 24° Appears: 11° above SSW Disappears: 22° above SE Date: Tue Oct 30, 4:50 AM Visible: 2 min Max Height: 16° Appears: 13° above S...
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  20. Sirius
    Agree x 4

    Concert Tickets

    I think they used to call them TOUTS, now they appear to be legal on websites?
    I think they used to call them TOUTS, now they appear to be legal on websites?
    I think they used to call them TOUTS, now they appear to be legal on websites?
    I think they used to call them TOUTS, now they appear to be legal on websites?
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