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  1. tweaky

    Small Print

    im not telling you what he thought it said when he found the spots on me bum :o
    im not telling you what he thought it said when he found the spots on me bum :o
    im not telling you what he thought it said when he found the spots on me bum :o
    im not telling you what he thought it said when he found the spots on me bum :o
    tweaky, Aug 24, 2008
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    The Nut
    Aug 24, 2008
  2. Kandy

    'Happy Birthday '..Gogs

    Belatedly Gogs xx (sorry I missed it yesterday :o )
    Belatedly Gogs xx (sorry I missed it yesterday :o )
    Belatedly Gogs xx (sorry I missed it yesterday :o )
    Belatedly Gogs xx (sorry I missed it yesterday :o )
    Kandy, Aug 23, 2008 ... 2
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    Kedi-Gato
    Aug 24, 2008
  3. Hec

    Tinsley Towers

    It was good, there was a great view from the whole of the Meadowhell Car Park, so though there were a lot of people everyone could see well.It was all over in about 5 seconds flat though - We...
    It was good, there was a great view from the whole of the Meadowhell Car Park, so though there were a lot of people everyone could see well.It was all over in about 5 seconds flat though - We ate at 10 and were then sat waiting in the car from 11.30 to 3am, 5 seconds to watch and then...
    It was good, there was a great view from the whole of the Meadowhell Car Park, so though there were a lot of people everyone could see well.It was all over in about 5 seconds flat though - We ate at 10 and were then sat waiting in the car...
    It was good, there was a great view from the whole of the Meadowhell Car Park, so though there were a lot of people everyone could see well.It was all over in about 5 seconds flat though - We...
    Hec, Aug 23, 2008
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    Hec
    Aug 24, 2008
  4. Kathy3

    Where Has Everyone Gone

    Hi Kathy there are lots of us newbies but we don't bite and I'm sure you'll get to know us. Hope you're feeling better soon. xKellyx
    Hi Kathy there are lots of us newbies but we don't bite and I'm sure you'll get to know us. Hope you're feeling better soon. xKellyx
    Hi Kathy there are lots of us newbies but we don't bite and I'm sure you'll get to know us. Hope you're feeling better soon. xKellyx
    Hi Kathy there are lots of us newbies but we don't bite and I'm sure you'll get to know us. Hope you're feeling better soon. xKellyx
    Kathy3, Aug 24, 2008
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    Little Miss Road Rage
    Aug 25, 2008
  5. intermiplants

    way to go grandma

    Urban myths-how about the one where the newly weds, on their way to the remote country hotel break down. The husband says-wait here I`ll go to a garage to get help. An hour passes, then another...
    Urban myths-how about the one where the newly weds, on their way to the remote country hotel break down. The husband says-wait here I`ll go to a garage to get help. An hour passes, then another and another and no returning husband. The next thing she knows there are police cars around her and...
    Urban myths-how about the one where the newly weds, on their way to the remote country hotel break down. The husband says-wait here I`ll go to a garage to get help. An hour passes, then another and another and no returning husband. The next...
    Urban myths-how about the one where the newly weds, on their way to the remote country hotel break down. The husband says-wait here I`ll go to a garage to get help. An hour passes, then another...
    intermiplants, Aug 24, 2008
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    lollipop
    Aug 25, 2008
  6. The Nut

    cast iron chimenea

    Please don't clean it Nut - as Pro says it adds to the character:thumb:
    Please don't clean it Nut - as Pro says it adds to the character:thumb:
    Please don't clean it Nut - as Pro says it adds to the character:thumb:
    Please don't clean it Nut - as Pro says it adds to the character:thumb:
    The Nut, Aug 25, 2008
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    Clematis
    Aug 25, 2008
  7. Little Miss Road Rage

    Old bike help

    Aw, how lovely.....now say what you really mean, heh,heh.:D
    Aw, how lovely.....now say what you really mean, heh,heh.:D
    Aw, how lovely.....now say what you really mean, heh,heh.:D
    Aw, how lovely.....now say what you really mean, heh,heh.:D
    Little Miss Road Rage, Aug 22, 2008
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    tweaky
    Aug 26, 2008
  8. fmay

    I should have known better!

    They look lovely.. Reminds me of the other day I saw my little brother drop an ice cream and the dog ra off with it :D
    They look lovely.. Reminds me of the other day I saw my little brother drop an ice cream and the dog ra off with it :D
    They look lovely.. Reminds me of the other day I saw my little brother drop an ice cream and the dog ra off with it :D
    They look lovely.. Reminds me of the other day I saw my little brother drop an ice cream and the dog ra off with it :D
    fmay, Aug 24, 2008
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    plantlife
    Aug 26, 2008
  9. capney

    Olympics at an end

    It will be interesting to see how they do it here, if they approach it in a different way.
    It will be interesting to see how they do it here, if they approach it in a different way.
    It will be interesting to see how they do it here, if they approach it in a different way.
    It will be interesting to see how they do it here, if they approach it in a different way.
    capney, Aug 24, 2008 ... 2
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    plantlife
    Aug 26, 2008
  10. intermiplants

    team GB in football

    I'm not a football fan but I always watch England play, you've just gotta! I think they should all be kept seperate.
    I'm not a football fan but I always watch England play, you've just gotta! I think they should all be kept seperate.
    I'm not a football fan but I always watch England play, you've just gotta! I think they should all be kept seperate.
    I'm not a football fan but I always watch England play, you've just gotta! I think they should all be kept seperate.
    intermiplants, Aug 24, 2008
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    plantlife
    Aug 26, 2008
  11. tweaky

    Gary Glitter

    I hope the press keeps on him. Usually I don't like the press doing it, but it makes me feel a little better if someone is keeping an eye on him... You know
    I hope the press keeps on him. Usually I don't like the press doing it, but it makes me feel a little better if someone is keeping an eye on him... You know
    I hope the press keeps on him. Usually I don't like the press doing it, but it makes me feel a little better if someone is keeping an eye on him... You know
    I hope the press keeps on him. Usually I don't like the press doing it, but it makes me feel a little better if someone is keeping an eye on him... You know
    tweaky, Aug 20, 2008 ... 2 3 4
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    plantlife
    Aug 26, 2008
  12. Paladin

    Cleaning Coins

    couldnt agree more :thumb:
    couldnt agree more :thumb:
    couldnt agree more :thumb:
    couldnt agree more :thumb:
    Paladin, Aug 25, 2008 ... 2
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    spudbristol
    Aug 26, 2008
  13. Dorsetmike

    How do they get away with it?

    A friend suggested getting the Vulcan to go a bit low over the camp, then stand it on its tail at full throttle.
    A friend suggested getting the Vulcan to go a bit low over the camp, then stand it on its tail at full throttle.
    A friend suggested getting the Vulcan to go a bit low over the camp, then stand it on its tail at full throttle.
    A friend suggested getting the Vulcan to go a bit low over the camp, then stand it on its tail at full throttle.
    Dorsetmike, Aug 26, 2008
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    Dorsetmike
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  14. Pro Gard

    Its been aleged

    Yes definitely a misunderstanding Pro I expect it was Whistler(while you work):D:D
    Yes definitely a misunderstanding Pro I expect it was Whistler(while you work):D:D
    Yes definitely a misunderstanding Pro I expect it was Whistler(while you work):D:D
    Yes definitely a misunderstanding Pro I expect it was Whistler(while you work):D:D
    Pro Gard, Aug 26, 2008
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    wiseowl
    Aug 27, 2008
  15. The Nut

    Happy Birthday Treesurfer

    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    The Nut, Aug 27, 2008
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    Little Miss Road Rage
    Aug 28, 2008
  16. Slinky

    Cricket

    That worked thanks. Fun game :D
    That worked thanks. Fun game :D
    That worked thanks. Fun game :D
    That worked thanks. Fun game :D
    Slinky, Aug 21, 2008
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    plantlife
    Aug 29, 2008
  17. tweaky

    Lets hear it for the Rottweiler.

    :D:D I knew that dog was just trying to avoid ironing! :p
    :D:D I knew that dog was just trying to avoid ironing! :p
    :D:D I knew that dog was just trying to avoid ironing! :p
    :D:D I knew that dog was just trying to avoid ironing! :p
    tweaky, Aug 27, 2008
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    plantlife
    Aug 29, 2008
  18. Gogs

    "Freebie" Offer

    In This Sunday's News of the World,kids might like these:) !
    In This Sunday's News of the World,kids might like these:) !
    In This Sunday's News of the World,kids might like these:) !
    In This Sunday's News of the World,kids might like these:) !
    Gogs, Aug 30, 2008
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    Gogs
    Aug 30, 2008
  19. Daisies

    my 50th anniversary!

    Well done Daisees. Not just because I'm an old fart like you, lol (only joking mate), you are one of the 'true' nurses who has a vocation not a job. I send you very warm wishes on your...
    Well done Daisees. Not just because I'm an old fart like you, lol (only joking mate), you are one of the 'true' nurses who has a vocation not a job. I send you very warm wishes on your achievement. How you still do it, I don't know but I'm sure all your patients over the years have...
    Well done Daisees. Not just because I'm an old fart like you, lol (only joking mate), you are one of the 'true' nurses who has a vocation not a job. I send you very warm wishes on your achievement. How you still do it, I don't know but I'm...
    Well done Daisees. Not just because I'm an old fart like you, lol (only joking mate), you are one of the 'true' nurses who has a vocation not a job. I send you very warm wishes on your...
    Daisies, Aug 28, 2008 ... 2
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    borrowers
    Aug 30, 2008
  20. tweaky

    Complaints from New Members??

    MOD HAT OPENCLOSED AT OP's REQUESTMOD HAT CLOSED
    MOD HAT OPENCLOSED AT OP's REQUESTMOD HAT CLOSED
    MOD HAT OPENCLOSED AT OP's REQUESTMOD HAT CLOSED
    MOD HAT OPENCLOSED AT OP's REQUESTMOD HAT CLOSED
    tweaky, Aug 29, 2008 ... 2 3
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    Daisies
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