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  1. Fat Controller

    In the public interest...........

    They're now investigating Hain's use of privilege. :blue thumb: Particularly as he's an advisor to the solicitors for the newspaper. :rolleyespink:
    They're now investigating Hain's use of privilege. :blue thumb: Particularly as he's an advisor to the solicitors for the newspaper. :rolleyespink:
    They're now investigating Hain's use of privilege. :blue thumb: Particularly as he's an advisor to the solicitors for the newspaper. :rolleyespink:
    They're now investigating Hain's use of privilege. :blue thumb: Particularly as he's an advisor to the solicitors for the newspaper. :rolleyespink:
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  2. Phil A
    Like x 11

    Had a Stone Balancing Frenzy Today

    Got Tetters at it today :phew:
    Got Tetters at it today :phew:
    Got Tetters at it today :phew:
    Got Tetters at it today :phew:
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  3. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Axl

    All the best .
    All the best .
    All the best .
    All the best .
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  4. roders

    Cordless vacuum how good are they?

    Dyson all the way @roders nothing beats the turbo charge and easier to keep the parts clean without having to faf around with paper bags:biggrin:I think the EU has something to do with companies who...
    Dyson all the way @roders nothing beats the turbo charge and easier to keep the parts clean without having to faf around with paper bags:biggrin:I think the EU has something to do with companies who manufacture hoovers now not building the uprights due to the decibel levels on our hearing if the Daily...
    Dyson all the way @roders nothing beats the turbo charge and easier to keep the parts clean without having to faf around with paper bags:biggrin:I think the EU has something to do with companies who manufacture hoovers now not building the uprights due...
    Dyson all the way @roders nothing beats the turbo charge and easier to keep the parts clean without having to faf around with paper bags:biggrin:I think the EU has something to do with companies who...
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  5. Liz the pot

    Irons

    What does ironing mean? :scratch:
    What does ironing mean? :scratch:
    What does ironing mean? :scratch:
    What does ironing mean? :scratch:
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  6. JWK

    Winter Sun Destinations Recommendations - Canaries?

    It doesn't have a Chinese restaurant just the usual buffet meals in the main restaurant which is fine for us on half board. I remember you stayed at the Cliff and maybe if my memory hasn't failed...
    It doesn't have a Chinese restaurant just the usual buffet meals in the main restaurant which is fine for us on half board. I remember you stayed at the Cliff and maybe if my memory hasn't failed @roders stayed there some time ago too. The walk back from town was OK 10 years ago but now!!:biggrin: There...
    It doesn't have a Chinese restaurant just the usual buffet meals in the main restaurant which is fine for us on half board. I remember you stayed at the Cliff and maybe if my memory hasn't failed @roders stayed there some time ago too. The walk...
    It doesn't have a Chinese restaurant just the usual buffet meals in the main restaurant which is fine for us on half board. I remember you stayed at the Cliff and maybe if my memory hasn't failed...
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  7. HarryS

    MOT Reminders

    Agreed - the MOT wouldn't even be a question, as I would expect any car to come with a full one or I would simply walk away, regardless. Yes, there remains the question of insurance in terms of...
    Agreed - the MOT wouldn't even be a question, as I would expect any car to come with a full one or I would simply walk away, regardless. Yes, there remains the question of insurance in terms of my illness, however I have more than one consultant now saying that there is no reason why I couldn't...
    Agreed - the MOT wouldn't even be a question, as I would expect any car to come with a full one or I would simply walk away, regardless. Yes, there remains the question of insurance in terms of my illness, however I have more than one consultant...
    Agreed - the MOT wouldn't even be a question, as I would expect any car to come with a full one or I would simply walk away, regardless. Yes, there remains the question of insurance in terms of...
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  8. silu
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    What are the chances of this happening

    He will probably get a bill for the damage he has caused to the sign. Looking at his luck.:biggrin:
    He will probably get a bill for the damage he has caused to the sign. Looking at his luck.:biggrin:
    He will probably get a bill for the damage he has caused to the sign. Looking at his luck.:biggrin:
    He will probably get a bill for the damage he has caused to the sign. Looking at his luck.:biggrin:
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  9. Fat Controller

    Killer dahlias......

    It's Sheffield Council again, they don't care about the environment or green spaces given they are mindlessly destroying 1,000s of trees on other residential streets.
    It's Sheffield Council again, they don't care about the environment or green spaces given they are mindlessly destroying 1,000s of trees on other residential streets.
    It's Sheffield Council again, they don't care about the environment or green spaces given they are mindlessly destroying 1,000s of trees on other residential streets.
    It's Sheffield Council again, they don't care about the environment or green spaces given they are mindlessly destroying 1,000s of trees on other residential streets.
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  10. Jiffy
    Like x 12

    Haven't seen these for 30+ years

    I used to.have a six pack - nowadays it is a keg :biggrin:
    I used to.have a six pack - nowadays it is a keg :biggrin:
    I used to.have a six pack - nowadays it is a keg :biggrin:
    I used to.have a six pack - nowadays it is a keg :biggrin:
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  11. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BGFLOYD

    Happy Birthday :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:
    Happy Birthday :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:
    Happy Birthday :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:
    Happy Birthday :hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:
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  12. pete
    Agree x 3

    Bloody BBC.

    Think I watch more Netflix these days than BBC. Really enjoying all the series of Bake Off which I never watched for years. Here was me think how boring a programme on baking would be...wrong. So...
    Think I watch more Netflix these days than BBC. Really enjoying all the series of Bake Off which I never watched for years. Here was me think how boring a programme on baking would be...wrong. So many people said what fun it was so decided to watched it a couple of seasons ago and liked it. I...
    Think I watch more Netflix these days than BBC. Really enjoying all the series of Bake Off which I never watched for years. Here was me think how boring a programme on baking would be...wrong. So many people said what fun it was so decided to...
    Think I watch more Netflix these days than BBC. Really enjoying all the series of Bake Off which I never watched for years. Here was me think how boring a programme on baking would be...wrong. So...
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  13. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Gwen Austin

    HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY WISHES GWEN !
    HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY WISHES GWEN !
    HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY WISHES GWEN !
    HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY WISHES GWEN !
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  14. Vince
    Friendly x 5

    I'll be back soon.....

    Being messed about by the NHS, the doctors want to operate but they have to wait for the "pen pusher" to say nay or yay, in the meantime, PAIN!
    Being messed about by the NHS, the doctors want to operate but they have to wait for the "pen pusher" to say nay or yay, in the meantime, PAIN!
    Being messed about by the NHS, the doctors want to operate but they have to wait for the "pen pusher" to say nay or yay, in the meantime, PAIN!
    Being messed about by the NHS, the doctors want to operate but they have to wait for the "pen pusher" to say nay or yay, in the meantime, PAIN!
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  15. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHINEY

    Happy Birthday for yesterday.G & J
    Happy Birthday for yesterday.G & J
    Happy Birthday for yesterday.G & J
    Happy Birthday for yesterday.G & J
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  16. Fat Controller

    Privatisation - appears not to work?

    I accept that, but to be honest the belief that it would be inefficient is based on the 70's BMC/BL/BR argument. We are almost half a century on from that era, so it seems to me that trotting out...
    I accept that, but to be honest the belief that it would be inefficient is based on the 70's BMC/BL/BR argument. We are almost half a century on from that era, so it seems to me that trotting out a near 50 year old example is not good enough?
    I accept that, but to be honest the belief that it would be inefficient is based on the 70's BMC/BL/BR argument. We are almost half a century on from that era, so it seems to me that trotting out a near 50 year old example is not good enough?
    I accept that, but to be honest the belief that it would be inefficient is based on the 70's BMC/BL/BR argument. We are almost half a century on from that era, so it seems to me that trotting out...
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  17. Mike Allen

    Modern Technology and IT

    It appears I got very lucky with my recent blue badge application then - submitted in the afternoon, and approved by the following afternoon. Finally, something Surrey is good at!!!
    It appears I got very lucky with my recent blue badge application then - submitted in the afternoon, and approved by the following afternoon. Finally, something Surrey is good at!!!
    It appears I got very lucky with my recent blue badge application then - submitted in the afternoon, and approved by the following afternoon. Finally, something Surrey is good at!!!
    It appears I got very lucky with my recent blue badge application then - submitted in the afternoon, and approved by the following afternoon. Finally, something Surrey is good at!!!
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  18. Freddy

    Decking - Joist Span

    Oh never came across metal ones, only wooden ones. Remember learning how to get the correct length, by marking out from the tops of the joists. Its history now.
    Oh never came across metal ones, only wooden ones. Remember learning how to get the correct length, by marking out from the tops of the joists. Its history now.
    Oh never came across metal ones, only wooden ones. Remember learning how to get the correct length, by marking out from the tops of the joists. Its history now.
    Oh never came across metal ones, only wooden ones. Remember learning how to get the correct length, by marking out from the tops of the joists. Its history now.
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  19. music

    Plastics.

    I remember the ice man coming by. I ĎO NOT miss those days. I make choices every day. The egg carton that is cardboard instead of styrofoam etc.We are pretty anal about making sure the contents...
    I remember the ice man coming by. I ĎO NOT miss those days. I make choices every day. The egg carton that is cardboard instead of styrofoam etc.We are pretty anal about making sure the contents of the wheelies are properly sorted too. We are a long ways from being a smart footprint but we do...
    I remember the ice man coming by. I ĎO NOT miss those days. I make choices every day. The egg carton that is cardboard instead of styrofoam etc.We are pretty anal about making sure the contents of the wheelies are properly sorted too. We are a...
    I remember the ice man coming by. I ĎO NOT miss those days. I make choices every day. The egg carton that is cardboard instead of styrofoam etc.We are pretty anal about making sure the contents...
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  20. Fat Controller

    Door help please

    I like fun. No rush to get your bush ready - it will take me a while to get anywhere near......
    I like fun. No rush to get your bush ready - it will take me a while to get anywhere near......
    I like fun. No rush to get your bush ready - it will take me a while to get anywhere near......
    I like fun. No rush to get your bush ready - it will take me a while to get anywhere near......
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