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  1. Webmaster

    Fund raiser !!!!

    :( I was wondering too jjordie..?:confused:
    :( I was wondering too jjordie..?:confused:
    :( I was wondering too jjordie..?:confused:
    :( I was wondering too jjordie..?:confused:
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  2. borrowers

    I'm back!

    Thank you everyone:thumb: You're a marvelous lot:o:p I'm more determined than ever now to enjoy whatever I have, and unfortunately for you lot, that means coming on here as much as possible:D ...
    Thank you everyone:thumb: You're a marvelous lot:o:p I'm more determined than ever now to enjoy whatever I have, and unfortunately for you lot, that means coming on here as much as possible:D So watch out:eek: cheers
    Thank you everyone:thumb: You're a marvelous lot:o:p I'm more determined than ever now to enjoy whatever I have, and unfortunately for you lot, that means coming on here as much as possible:D So watch out:eek: cheers
    Thank you everyone:thumb: You're a marvelous lot:o:p I'm more determined than ever now to enjoy whatever I have, and unfortunately for you lot, that means coming on here as much as possible:D ...
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  3. UJH

    bbc i player

    No problems for me. I use the BBC i Player, SKY Player, and CH5 on demand. I was streaming one program the other day and watching it at the same time as downloading and storing another. Im...
    No problems for me. I use the BBC i Player, SKY Player, and CH5 on demand. I was streaming one program the other day and watching it at the same time as downloading and storing another. Im running Vista on my inspirion laptop and my desk top is a beast and will handle all of those with no...
    No problems for me. I use the BBC i Player, SKY Player, and CH5 on demand. I was streaming one program the other day and watching it at the same time as downloading and storing another. Im running Vista on my inspirion laptop and my desk top is...
    No problems for me. I use the BBC i Player, SKY Player, and CH5 on demand. I was streaming one program the other day and watching it at the same time as downloading and storing another. Im...
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  4. intermiplants

    credit crunch

    Claire "Dad in the tin bath" Dont get me going on that story line.. picture this.. Outside rainwater well, Hand pumped to copper boiler in kitchen. Wood fire under copper. Tin bath in front of...
    Claire "Dad in the tin bath" Dont get me going on that story line.. picture this.. Outside rainwater well, Hand pumped to copper boiler in kitchen. Wood fire under copper. Tin bath in front of living room fire. Bucket hot and cold water from kitchen to living room tin bath. Fight to see who was...
    Claire "Dad in the tin bath" Dont get me going on that story line.. picture this.. Outside rainwater well, Hand pumped to copper boiler in kitchen. Wood fire under copper. Tin bath in front of living room fire. Bucket hot and cold water from...
    Claire "Dad in the tin bath" Dont get me going on that story line.. picture this.. Outside rainwater well, Hand pumped to copper boiler in kitchen. Wood fire under copper. Tin bath in front of...
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  5. Kandy

    Too Early For Christmas

    Your Bonfire nights sound really great, shame we are so far away I could be tempted to gatecrash! Seriously, family 'do's'like that are the very best. Our family seems to have grown beyond...
    Your Bonfire nights sound really great, shame we are so far away I could be tempted to gatecrash! Seriously, family 'do's'like that are the very best. Our family seems to have grown beyond containment, and it is virtually impossible these days to get us all together at the same time, anywhere....
    Your Bonfire nights sound really great, shame we are so far away I could be tempted to gatecrash! Seriously, family 'do's'like that are the very best. Our family seems to have grown beyond containment, and it is virtually impossible these days to...
    Your Bonfire nights sound really great, shame we are so far away I could be tempted to gatecrash! Seriously, family 'do's'like that are the very best. Our family seems to have grown beyond...
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  6. Pro Gard

    John Foster

    Hi. As it stands, I believe 3 bodies have been found. Certainly a strange 'do'.
    Hi. As it stands, I believe 3 bodies have been found. Certainly a strange 'do'.
    Hi. As it stands, I believe 3 bodies have been found. Certainly a strange 'do'.
    Hi. As it stands, I believe 3 bodies have been found. Certainly a strange 'do'.
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  7. Marley Farley

    Congratulations Daisees..!!

    Well done Daisees, ten years on me.:)
    Well done Daisees, ten years on me.:)
    Well done Daisees, ten years on me.:)
    Well done Daisees, ten years on me.:)
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  8. lollipop

    What`s this?

    Yeah i know nows the time but ive not got the time lol :rolleyes: still not done me fence :oi dont personally get owt signed but some people do not found nowt worth haveing really though lol...
    Yeah i know nows the time but ive not got the time lol :rolleyes: still not done me fence :oi dont personally get owt signed but some people do not found nowt worth haveing really though lol ill be off to weston sometime though :D theres gold in that thar beach
    Yeah i know nows the time but ive not got the time lol :rolleyes: still not done me fence :oi dont personally get owt signed but some people do not found nowt worth haveing really though lol ill be off to weston sometime though :D theres...
    Yeah i know nows the time but ive not got the time lol :rolleyes: still not done me fence :oi dont personally get owt signed but some people do not found nowt worth haveing really though lol...
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  9. capney

    My fish-my camera-and me.

    Poor fish. Great photo btw.
    Poor fish. Great photo btw.
    Poor fish. Great photo btw.
    Poor fish. Great photo btw.
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  10. willow13

    In our town.....

    What a crying shame, a real pity. I haven`t seen this programme but will catch it next time it`s on.
    What a crying shame, a real pity. I haven`t seen this programme but will catch it next time it`s on.
    What a crying shame, a real pity. I haven`t seen this programme but will catch it next time it`s on.
    What a crying shame, a real pity. I haven`t seen this programme but will catch it next time it`s on.
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  11. Pro Gard

    Spitefull

    Morning everyone :) I am going to close this thread on a happy note:) Please remember whether you are a new member or an old member everyone agreed to abide by the forum rules when they...
    Morning everyone :) I am going to close this thread on a happy note:) Please remember whether you are a new member or an old member everyone agreed to abide by the forum rules when they registered. Do this and you won't go far wrong :thumb:
    Morning everyone :) I am going to close this thread on a happy note:) Please remember whether you are a new member or an old member everyone agreed to abide by the forum rules when they registered. Do this and you won't go far wrong :thumb:
    Morning everyone :) I am going to close this thread on a happy note:) Please remember whether you are a new member or an old member everyone agreed to abide by the forum rules when they...
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  12. Pro Gard

    The likes of B&Q verses builders merchants etc

    In this village we have 'Cotswold Building Supplies', a small trader with an extensive variety of stock..everything from gravel, paint , bird seed and glass.:) All of the local builders shop there...
    In this village we have 'Cotswold Building Supplies', a small trader with an extensive variety of stock..everything from gravel, paint , bird seed and glass.:) All of the local builders shop there and even our large building company uses them practically daily for small deliveries and the lads...
    In this village we have 'Cotswold Building Supplies', a small trader with an extensive variety of stock..everything from gravel, paint , bird seed and glass.:) All of the local builders shop there and even our large building company uses them...
    In this village we have 'Cotswold Building Supplies', a small trader with an extensive variety of stock..everything from gravel, paint , bird seed and glass.:) All of the local builders shop there...
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  13. JWK

    Vulcan flying over Farnborough today

    It was... and... seeing that beast all enclosed between the buildings made it look HUGE, much bigger than they looked at the airport. I looked for archive pics on the net but could find none, alas.
    It was... and... seeing that beast all enclosed between the buildings made it look HUGE, much bigger than they looked at the airport. I looked for archive pics on the net but could find none, alas.
    It was... and... seeing that beast all enclosed between the buildings made it look HUGE, much bigger than they looked at the airport. I looked for archive pics on the net but could find none, alas.
    It was... and... seeing that beast all enclosed between the buildings made it look HUGE, much bigger than they looked at the airport. I looked for archive pics on the net but could find none, alas.
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  14. redstar

    Nippon wonderment

    No idea, first thought is caligraphy but the lack of ink stains....
    No idea, first thought is caligraphy but the lack of ink stains....
    No idea, first thought is caligraphy but the lack of ink stains....
    No idea, first thought is caligraphy but the lack of ink stains....
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  15. Daisies

    Humane fly dispatch

    Just got me one of these! As the man says "Awesome!"You can sneak up on the pesky things and cover them with the frame (nice long extendable handle so you can reach the ceiling) and...
    Just got me one of these! As the man says "Awesome!"You can sneak up on the pesky things and cover them with the frame (nice long extendable handle so you can reach the ceiling) and ...bye-bye, Mr Fly!
    Just got me one of these! As the man says "Awesome!"You can sneak up on the pesky things and cover them with the frame (nice long extendable handle so you can reach the ceiling) and ...bye-bye, Mr Fly!
    Just got me one of these! As the man says "Awesome!"You can sneak up on the pesky things and cover them with the frame (nice long extendable handle so you can reach the ceiling) and...
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  16. cajary

    Rorke's Drift

    Hi plant. Glad I'm not the only one that has trouble with that link. I'll go through the military history site and find it. Actually, I think they lost a whole army! Thanks loll. I'm going on...
    Hi plant. Glad I'm not the only one that has trouble with that link. I'll go through the military history site and find it. Actually, I think they lost a whole army! Thanks loll. I'm going on holiday soon. I'll hunt out that book so I've got plenty of time to read it without g-children pulling...
    Hi plant. Glad I'm not the only one that has trouble with that link. I'll go through the military history site and find it. Actually, I think they lost a whole army! Thanks loll. I'm going on holiday soon. I'll hunt out that book so I've got...
    Hi plant. Glad I'm not the only one that has trouble with that link. I'll go through the military history site and find it. Actually, I think they lost a whole army! Thanks loll. I'm going on...
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  17. landlubber

    plastic bags

    That is my point, 'I have probably got it wrong'.I am told that if one item is wrong in the bag and visible from the outside, the whole bag is trashed. I assume like everyone else, we have...
    That is my point, 'I have probably got it wrong'.I am told that if one item is wrong in the bag and visible from the outside, the whole bag is trashed. I assume like everyone else, we have had various bits of paper telling us what is and isn't acceptable, all of them seem to conflict and...
    That is my point, 'I have probably got it wrong'.I am told that if one item is wrong in the bag and visible from the outside, the whole bag is trashed. I assume like everyone else, we have had various bits of paper telling us what is and...
    That is my point, 'I have probably got it wrong'.I am told that if one item is wrong in the bag and visible from the outside, the whole bag is trashed. I assume like everyone else, we have...
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  18. capney

    Todays observations

    A picture paints a thousand words.................
    A picture paints a thousand words.................
    A picture paints a thousand words.................
    A picture paints a thousand words.................
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  19. Daisies

    membership nearing 5,000!

    Perhaps folk are probably put off a bit by the dozens of sub sections, however these are important on sutch a large site.IMO, Daisses summed it up that the majority are probably just seeking...
    Perhaps folk are probably put off a bit by the dozens of sub sections, however these are important on sutch a large site.IMO, Daisses summed it up that the majority are probably just seeking a specific answer..... nothing more.
    Perhaps folk are probably put off a bit by the dozens of sub sections, however these are important on sutch a large site.IMO, Daisses summed it up that the majority are probably just seeking a specific answer..... nothing more.
    Perhaps folk are probably put off a bit by the dozens of sub sections, however these are important on sutch a large site.IMO, Daisses summed it up that the majority are probably just seeking...
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  20. intermiplants

    how it should be

    Caj, where you been the last few weeks :) Sleeping ;)
    Caj, where you been the last few weeks :) Sleeping ;)
    Caj, where you been the last few weeks :) Sleeping ;)
    Caj, where you been the last few weeks :) Sleeping ;)
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