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  1. intermiplants

    sad

    Sorry I'm a bit late with this - still catching up. I believe SAD exists, I don't think everyone thinks it does and that it is just being fed up with the winter. I know, from personal...
    Sorry I'm a bit late with this - still catching up. I believe SAD exists, I don't think everyone thinks it does and that it is just being fed up with the winter. I know, from personal experience, that depression exists. I don't think people that haven't experienced it realise how bad it is. ...
    Sorry I'm a bit late with this - still catching up. I believe SAD exists, I don't think everyone thinks it does and that it is just being fed up with the winter. I know, from personal experience, that depression exists. I don't think people...
    Sorry I'm a bit late with this - still catching up. I believe SAD exists, I don't think everyone thinks it does and that it is just being fed up with the winter. I know, from personal...
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  2. shiney

    PRS gone mad

    I've just heard something about this - how ridiculous. I've worked in offices all my life and for years we've had a radio on, sometimes I've introduced it:) Factories have it a lot too. Cafes etc....
    I've just heard something about this - how ridiculous. I've worked in offices all my life and for years we've had a radio on, sometimes I've introduced it:) Factories have it a lot too. Cafes etc. What on earth are they thinking of worrying about this sort of thing. I bought a DAB radio...
    I've just heard something about this - how ridiculous. I've worked in offices all my life and for years we've had a radio on, sometimes I've introduced it:) Factories have it a lot too. Cafes etc. What on earth are they thinking of worrying...
    I've just heard something about this - how ridiculous. I've worked in offices all my life and for years we've had a radio on, sometimes I've introduced it:) Factories have it a lot too. Cafes etc....
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  3. Clematis

    Help please - It's Driving me mad

    Thank heavens my arm is safe. The problem with cryptics is that they can really really hard, and they can also be just plain puzzling. Although I hated it I also enjoyed it, so anytime give...
    Thank heavens my arm is safe. The problem with cryptics is that they can really really hard, and they can also be just plain puzzling. Although I hated it I also enjoyed it, so anytime give us another go.
    Thank heavens my arm is safe. The problem with cryptics is that they can really really hard, and they can also be just plain puzzling. Although I hated it I also enjoyed it, so anytime give us another go.
    Thank heavens my arm is safe. The problem with cryptics is that they can really really hard, and they can also be just plain puzzling. Although I hated it I also enjoyed it, so anytime give...
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  4. intermiplants

    now leaving school at 17

    Ah the age old issue of money. If youy pay peanuts you get monkeys, that`s what you get for voting in the Tories in the 70s. (Hastily grabs coat and legs it before the rotten tomatoes hit)
    Ah the age old issue of money. If youy pay peanuts you get monkeys, that`s what you get for voting in the Tories in the 70s. (Hastily grabs coat and legs it before the rotten tomatoes hit)
    Ah the age old issue of money. If youy pay peanuts you get monkeys, that`s what you get for voting in the Tories in the 70s. (Hastily grabs coat and legs it before the rotten tomatoes hit)
    Ah the age old issue of money. If youy pay peanuts you get monkeys, that`s what you get for voting in the Tories in the 70s. (Hastily grabs coat and legs it before the rotten tomatoes hit)
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  5. Loofah

    Shuffle shuffle...

    These people are the future shakers and movers of britain, what hope do we have? :flag:
    These people are the future shakers and movers of britain, what hope do we have? :flag:
    These people are the future shakers and movers of britain, what hope do we have? :flag:
    These people are the future shakers and movers of britain, what hope do we have? :flag:
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  6. Webmaster

    ADAC Rally Deutschland 2008 ....

    hi nathan, cant wait to see your pics and updates of the great event
    hi nathan, cant wait to see your pics and updates of the great event
    hi nathan, cant wait to see your pics and updates of the great event
    hi nathan, cant wait to see your pics and updates of the great event
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  7. Daisies

    Please welcome two new additions to the Moderating Team

    No more than usual, Pro
    No more than usual, Pro
    No more than usual, Pro
    No more than usual, Pro
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  8. capney

    Have you ever?

    I try not to look in the mirror :D
    I try not to look in the mirror :D
    I try not to look in the mirror :D
    I try not to look in the mirror :D
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  9. Banana Man

    Anyone had any weird dreams lately ?

    Last nights; I was out shopping, but in a strange town, when I went into a shop to ask about some cosmetics and there were two very young very pretty women there but was instead approached by an...
    Last nights; I was out shopping, but in a strange town, when I went into a shop to ask about some cosmetics and there were two very young very pretty women there but was instead approached by an older French woman who was very beautiful. She was in the middle of talking to me when the alarm...
    Last nights; I was out shopping, but in a strange town, when I went into a shop to ask about some cosmetics and there were two very young very pretty women there but was instead approached by an older French woman who was very beautiful. She...
    Last nights; I was out shopping, but in a strange town, when I went into a shop to ask about some cosmetics and there were two very young very pretty women there but was instead approached by an...
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  10. miraflores

    prostate cancer

    :D:D...:thumb:
    :D:D...:thumb:
    :D:D...:thumb:
    :D:D...:thumb:
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  11. redstar

    Must see --WOW

    As you said Red - unbelievable. I couldn't even lift my leg up to get it on the pole !!!!!:D
    As you said Red - unbelievable. I couldn't even lift my leg up to get it on the pole !!!!!:D
    As you said Red - unbelievable. I couldn't even lift my leg up to get it on the pole !!!!!:D
    As you said Red - unbelievable. I couldn't even lift my leg up to get it on the pole !!!!!:D
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  12. Paladin

    Happy Holiday Redstar

    Have a good holiday :shk:
    Have a good holiday :shk:
    Have a good holiday :shk:
    Have a good holiday :shk:
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  13. Pro Gard

    Im not going to be posting as frequently.

    Ive decided that im not going to participate frequently on this site anymore, whilst i may make the odd contribution I will no longer be contributing regularly.My profile will remain the...
    Ive decided that im not going to participate frequently on this site anymore, whilst i may make the odd contribution I will no longer be contributing regularly.My profile will remain the same and I sudgest that anyone who wishes to contact me does so via the email option as I will not be...
    Ive decided that im not going to participate frequently on this site anymore, whilst i may make the odd contribution I will no longer be contributing regularly.My profile will remain the same and I sudgest that anyone who wishes to contact...
    Ive decided that im not going to participate frequently on this site anymore, whilst i may make the odd contribution I will no longer be contributing regularly.My profile will remain the...
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  14. Lyn

    Green Flag break down cover.

    :oops: Must be my age - could have sworn it was Green Flag :D
    :oops: Must be my age - could have sworn it was Green Flag :D
    :oops: Must be my age - could have sworn it was Green Flag :D
    :oops: Must be my age - could have sworn it was Green Flag :D
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  15. capney

    Driving license

    When I got my plastic photo DL in December 2007, I was pleased to see it was good until December 2017 .... I did read it! I was then less than pleased when I turned it in for a Portuguese DL when...
    When I got my plastic photo DL in December 2007, I was pleased to see it was good until December 2017 .... I did read it! I was then less than pleased when I turned it in for a Portuguese DL when I got my residency in February of this year and was issued with one that is only valid for the...
    When I got my plastic photo DL in December 2007, I was pleased to see it was good until December 2017 .... I did read it! I was then less than pleased when I turned it in for a Portuguese DL when I got my residency in February of this year and...
    When I got my plastic photo DL in December 2007, I was pleased to see it was good until December 2017 .... I did read it! I was then less than pleased when I turned it in for a Portuguese DL when...
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  16. JWK

    I don't believe it ....

    Thick as mince!! :dh:
    Thick as mince!! :dh:
    Thick as mince!! :dh:
    Thick as mince!! :dh:
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  17. The Nut

    Mobile phone

    Only got it in May.. thankfully theres not a mark on it.... now could I be so dishonest?? :)
    Only got it in May.. thankfully theres not a mark on it.... now could I be so dishonest?? :)
    Only got it in May.. thankfully theres not a mark on it.... now could I be so dishonest?? :)
    Only got it in May.. thankfully theres not a mark on it.... now could I be so dishonest?? :)
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  18. Lyn

    Hovis advert

    Here's a Youtube video if you hadn't seen it like me :)
    Here's a Youtube video if you hadn't seen it like me :)
    Here's a Youtube video if you hadn't seen it like me :)
    Here's a Youtube video if you hadn't seen it like me :)
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  19. lindyco

    Swallows still here?

    Today we've had a huge flock of swallows swooping around and catching insects on the wing as if there were no tomorrow! It all looked a bit frantic! Looks like all the swallows in our area...
    Today we've had a huge flock of swallows swooping around and catching insects on the wing as if there were no tomorrow! It all looked a bit frantic! Looks like all the swallows in our area gathered over our garden, just when we thought they'd all gone. The second lot of babies have left the...
    Today we've had a huge flock of swallows swooping around and catching insects on the wing as if there were no tomorrow! It all looked a bit frantic! Looks like all the swallows in our area gathered over our garden, just when we thought they'd...
    Today we've had a huge flock of swallows swooping around and catching insects on the wing as if there were no tomorrow! It all looked a bit frantic! Looks like all the swallows in our area...
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  20. Daisies

    More mods ....

    Congratulations :cl-p:and I hope you enjoy yourselves in Mod Land :thmb:
    Congratulations :cl-p:and I hope you enjoy yourselves in Mod Land :thmb:
    Congratulations :cl-p:and I hope you enjoy yourselves in Mod Land :thmb:
    Congratulations :cl-p:and I hope you enjoy yourselves in Mod Land :thmb:
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