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  1. Fat Controller

    Why is it OK for cyclists, and not for others?

    Well apart from coming up against the odd weekend bunch blocking traffic, cycling as if racing and causing chaos on roads that are not closed I cant say as I've come across an organised event. ...
    Well apart from coming up against the odd weekend bunch blocking traffic, cycling as if racing and causing chaos on roads that are not closed I cant say as I've come across an organised event. They mostly just go out in large numbers and do what they do best, look stupid and cause danger...
    Well apart from coming up against the odd weekend bunch blocking traffic, cycling as if racing and causing chaos on roads that are not closed I cant say as I've come across an organised event. They mostly just go out in large numbers and do what...
    Well apart from coming up against the odd weekend bunch blocking traffic, cycling as if racing and causing chaos on roads that are not closed I cant say as I've come across an organised event. ...
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  2. longk

    RIP Bernard Hepton

    I was very saddened this morning to hear of the passing of Bernard Hepton. Often underated as Toby Esterhase he was (along with Alec Guiness obviously) the star of the George Smiley TV...
    I was very saddened this morning to hear of the passing of Bernard Hepton. Often underated as Toby Esterhase he was (along with Alec Guiness obviously) the star of the George Smiley TV adaptations. Bizarrely I started watching Smileys People on You Tube on Sunday. Let's hope that his passing...
    I was very saddened this morning to hear of the passing of Bernard Hepton. Often underated as Toby Esterhase he was (along with Alec Guiness obviously) the star of the George Smiley TV adaptations. Bizarrely I started watching Smileys People on...
    I was very saddened this morning to hear of the passing of Bernard Hepton. Often underated as Toby Esterhase he was (along with Alec Guiness obviously) the star of the George Smiley TV...
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  3. ricky101

    Wall Sound Insulation

    The flat has a concrete slab then floating floors on timber joists. I think next door fitted real flooring but didnt bother putting insulating membfane down first. What makes it worse is their...
    The flat has a concrete slab then floating floors on timber joists. I think next door fitted real flooring but didnt bother putting insulating membfane down first. What makes it worse is their shower pumps noise. So bad the council has banned its use from 11pm- 7 a.m. The annoying thing is they...
    The flat has a concrete slab then floating floors on timber joists. I think next door fitted real flooring but didnt bother putting insulating membfane down first. What makes it worse is their shower pumps noise. So bad the council has banned its...
    The flat has a concrete slab then floating floors on timber joists. I think next door fitted real flooring but didnt bother putting insulating membfane down first. What makes it worse is their...
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  4. Gail_68

    Happy Birthday Jack Sparrow

    Happy birthday
    Happy birthday
    Happy birthday
    Happy birthday
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  5. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday KFF

    Mean Mate :snorky:….You mom likes the same tasting as myself ;)...but I adore Rose Gold also :love30:
    Mean Mate :snorky:….You mom likes the same tasting as myself ;)...but I adore Rose Gold also :love30:
    Mean Mate :snorky:….You mom likes the same tasting as myself ;)...but I adore Rose Gold also :love30:
    Mean Mate :snorky:….You mom likes the same tasting as myself ;)...but I adore Rose Gold also :love30:
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  6. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Trunky

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, TRUNKY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, TRUNKY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, TRUNKY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, TRUNKY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
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  7. HarryS

    How to paint oiled wood ???

    Thanks Zilly and Zigs , so I will sand it back well and use the stain block as a primer undercoat :blue thumb:
    Thanks Zilly and Zigs , so I will sand it back well and use the stain block as a primer undercoat :blue thumb:
    Thanks Zilly and Zigs , so I will sand it back well and use the stain block as a primer undercoat :blue thumb:
    Thanks Zilly and Zigs , so I will sand it back well and use the stain block as a primer undercoat :blue thumb:
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  8. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TMAK

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TMAK, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TMAK, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TMAK, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TMAK, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!
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  9. clanless
    Funny x 5

    Extract from local rag

    Woo i'll out do you mate with 150 :loll:
    Woo i'll out do you mate with 150 :loll:
    Woo i'll out do you mate with 150 :loll:
    Woo i'll out do you mate with 150 :loll:
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  10. Phil A
    Friendly x 6

    Lost the plot

    @Zigs , that is really tough . I am sure something will sort itself out before the end of the year. Good luck mate.:blue thumb:
    @Zigs , that is really tough . I am sure something will sort itself out before the end of the year. Good luck mate.:blue thumb:
    @Zigs , that is really tough . I am sure something will sort itself out before the end of the year. Good luck mate.:blue thumb:
    @Zigs , that is really tough . I am sure something will sort itself out before the end of the year. Good luck mate.:blue thumb:
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  11. martin-f
    Like x 5

    Living room project

    It looks smashing mate and especially with your other pic's you've done and your décor
    It looks smashing mate and especially with your other pic's you've done and your décor
    It looks smashing mate and especially with your other pic's you've done and your décor
    It looks smashing mate and especially with your other pic's you've done and your décor
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  12. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Woo

    Good morning @Gail_68 no worries my friend,and thank you
    Good morning @Gail_68 no worries my friend,and thank you
    Good morning @Gail_68 no worries my friend,and thank you
    Good morning @Gail_68 no worries my friend,and thank you
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  13. HarryS
    Funny x 5

    Homebase sold for £1

    Homebases are now selling off all their summer picnic stuff at knock down prices and have increased their price of coal by 30%.The sooner they clear out all the Westfarmers appointed managers...
    Homebases are now selling off all their summer picnic stuff at knock down prices and have increased their price of coal by 30%.The sooner they clear out all the Westfarmers appointed managers who still don' t understand UK weather is 6 months out of sync with Australia the better.
    Homebases are now selling off all their summer picnic stuff at knock down prices and have increased their price of coal by 30%.The sooner they clear out all the Westfarmers appointed managers who still don' t understand UK weather is 6 months...
    Homebases are now selling off all their summer picnic stuff at knock down prices and have increased their price of coal by 30%.The sooner they clear out all the Westfarmers appointed managers...
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  14. BigC

    Any Electricians out there...

    Having re-wired our house (+ armoured underground cable to the shed) myself before they brought in these 'nanny state' regulations, I've never seen the point of them, but a quick google found a...
    Having re-wired our house (+ armoured underground cable to the shed) myself before they brought in these 'nanny state' regulations, I've never seen the point of them, but a quick google found a forum post with somebody asking if they could drill through their external wall into a the back of a...
    Having re-wired our house (+ armoured underground cable to the shed) myself before they brought in these 'nanny state' regulations, I've never seen the point of them, but a quick google found a forum post with somebody asking if they could drill...
    Having re-wired our house (+ armoured underground cable to the shed) myself before they brought in these 'nanny state' regulations, I've never seen the point of them, but a quick google found a...
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  15. martin-f

    News talk

    A GIANT iceberg drifting close to the coast of a small town has sparked fears of a tsunami that would swamp the area.Town evacuated over Iceberg ‘tsunami’“The iceberg is still near the village...
    A GIANT iceberg drifting close to the coast of a small town has sparked fears of a tsunami that would swamp the area.Town evacuated over Iceberg ‘tsunami’“The iceberg is still near the village and the police are now discussing what do to next,” :scratch: :runforhills::dbgrtmb:
    A GIANT iceberg drifting close to the coast of a small town has sparked fears of a tsunami that would swamp the area.Town evacuated over Iceberg ‘tsunami’“The iceberg is still near the village and the police are now discussing what do to next,” :scratch: :runforhills::dbgrtmb:
    A GIANT iceberg drifting close to the coast of a small town has sparked fears of a tsunami that would swamp the area.Town evacuated over Iceberg ‘tsunami’“The iceberg is still near the village...
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  16. TheMadHedger

    Sluggish wasps at the rear of my house

    Puzzle solved .......... there's a wasp nest the size of a football in my attic.I went up there to have a look around, switched on the light, a wasp mugged me and stung me on the neck and after...
    Puzzle solved .......... there's a wasp nest the size of a football in my attic.I went up there to have a look around, switched on the light, a wasp mugged me and stung me on the neck and after I backed off I saw the nest. A pest exterminator is on the way to sort it out. I'd do it myself...
    Puzzle solved .......... there's a wasp nest the size of a football in my attic.I went up there to have a look around, switched on the light, a wasp mugged me and stung me on the neck and after I backed off I saw the nest. A pest exterminator...
    Puzzle solved .......... there's a wasp nest the size of a football in my attic.I went up there to have a look around, switched on the light, a wasp mugged me and stung me on the neck and after...
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  17. Doghouse Riley

    Wimbledon Starts on Monday.

    Glad there a millions of people who disagree with you:).It is not nearly such an easy to game to start to play unlike kicking a football ball about which even toddlers can do so perhaps you were...
    Glad there a millions of people who disagree with you:).It is not nearly such an easy to game to start to play unlike kicking a football ball about which even toddlers can do so perhaps you were never able to master the rudiments and understand that there is an awful lot more to tennis than...
    Glad there a millions of people who disagree with you:).It is not nearly such an easy to game to start to play unlike kicking a football ball about which even toddlers can do so perhaps you were never able to master the rudiments and understand...
    Glad there a millions of people who disagree with you:).It is not nearly such an easy to game to start to play unlike kicking a football ball about which even toddlers can do so perhaps you were...
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  18. wiseowl
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  19. Vince

    Our New Kitchen

    I will leave you with it then Vince, i used to do showrooms down your way a few years ago.
    I will leave you with it then Vince, i used to do showrooms down your way a few years ago.
    I will leave you with it then Vince, i used to do showrooms down your way a few years ago.
    I will leave you with it then Vince, i used to do showrooms down your way a few years ago.
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  20. Marley Farley

    I think the USA have got this very wrong.!

    My dad used to say that the US system of allowing for the business to openly support political candidates was in the end better, because at least it is trasparent, you know who is supporting who,...
    My dad used to say that the US system of allowing for the business to openly support political candidates was in the end better, because at least it is trasparent, you know who is supporting who, and can judge better whether certain decisions are being taken in the public interest or not. As...
    My dad used to say that the US system of allowing for the business to openly support political candidates was in the end better, because at least it is trasparent, you know who is supporting who, and can judge better whether certain decisions are...
    My dad used to say that the US system of allowing for the business to openly support political candidates was in the end better, because at least it is trasparent, you know who is supporting who,...
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