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  1. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday @Mark56

    @Mark56 /USER] you are always polite so lurking is good.Have a good one :)
    @Mark56 /USER] you are always polite so lurking is good.Have a good one :)
    @Mark56 /USER] you are always polite so lurking is good.Have a good one :)
    @Mark56 /USER] you are always polite so lurking is good.Have a good one :)
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  2. Phil A
    Agree x 4

    Recycling tin foil

    They collect food waste here. Must be a maggot mountain at this time of the year where they dump it.Saw this bloke this morning putting a finished can on top of someones wall, it fell off, so he...
    They collect food waste here. Must be a maggot mountain at this time of the year where they dump it.Saw this bloke this morning putting a finished can on top of someones wall, it fell off, so he picked it up and put it back on the wall. I really cant understand the thinking:scratch:, like it was not...
    They collect food waste here. Must be a maggot mountain at this time of the year where they dump it.Saw this bloke this morning putting a finished can on top of someones wall, it fell off, so he picked it up and put it back on the wall. I...
    They collect food waste here. Must be a maggot mountain at this time of the year where they dump it.Saw this bloke this morning putting a finished can on top of someones wall, it fell off, so he...
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  3. Sian in Belgium
    Friendly x 3

    Need to vent - apologies in advance!

    I lived in Wales, Thursdays are bank holidays.
    I lived in Wales, Thursdays are bank holidays.
    I lived in Wales, Thursdays are bank holidays.
    I lived in Wales, Thursdays are bank holidays.
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  4. pete
    Friendly x 3

    Has anyone had decompression surgery on their spine?

    I've been trying physio, chiropractors for the last 5 yrs. To be honest I never did think exercises were going to work, when you bear in mind the only time it dont hurt is when I'm in bed or...
    I've been trying physio, chiropractors for the last 5 yrs. To be honest I never did think exercises were going to work, when you bear in mind the only time it dont hurt is when I'm in bed or sitting down. Trying to get that over to the medical profession, not to mention all those people I meet...
    I've been trying physio, chiropractors for the last 5 yrs. To be honest I never did think exercises were going to work, when you bear in mind the only time it dont hurt is when I'm in bed or sitting down. Trying to get that over to the medical...
    I've been trying physio, chiropractors for the last 5 yrs. To be honest I never did think exercises were going to work, when you bear in mind the only time it dont hurt is when I'm in bed or...
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  5. clanless

    Why do press do this?

    Another Trial by Press. Utterly wrong in our opinion.
    Another Trial by Press. Utterly wrong in our opinion.
    Another Trial by Press. Utterly wrong in our opinion.
    Another Trial by Press. Utterly wrong in our opinion.
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  6. Fat Controller

    Today I am grateful for..... (2018)

    @Sian in Belgium Awwww, :wub2: baby pond skaters. Not as cute and adorable as baby bluetits and baby sparrow though :wub2::wub2::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @Sian in Belgium Awwww, :wub2: baby pond skaters. Not as cute and adorable as baby bluetits and baby sparrow though :wub2::wub2::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @Sian in Belgium Awwww, :wub2: baby pond skaters. Not as cute and adorable as baby bluetits and baby sparrow though :wub2::wub2::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @Sian in Belgium Awwww, :wub2: baby pond skaters. Not as cute and adorable as baby bluetits and baby sparrow though :wub2::wub2::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  7. ricky101

    Heart Beat Monitor ?

    Hi ricky this is good news mate and someones listening to you and they can't totally ignore the traces as doctors besides specialists back these monitors for helping people.I am really pleased...
    Hi ricky this is good news mate and someones listening to you and they can't totally ignore the traces as doctors besides specialists back these monitors for helping people.I am really pleased for you :yay:
    Hi ricky this is good news mate and someones listening to you and they can't totally ignore the traces as doctors besides specialists back these monitors for helping people.I am really pleased for you :yay:
    Hi ricky this is good news mate and someones listening to you and they can't totally ignore the traces as doctors besides specialists back these monitors for helping people.I am really pleased...
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  8. Fat Controller
    Friendly x 4

    Wheelchair or Mobility Scooter.....

    Wonderful news FC :dbgrtmb:
    Wonderful news FC :dbgrtmb:
    Wonderful news FC :dbgrtmb:
    Wonderful news FC :dbgrtmb:
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  9. Fat Controller

    Why can we never seem to cope?

    Personally I think we just like to turn a drama into crisis, or atleast the media do.Must admit I've never understood buckled rail lines, wrong type of snow, leaves on the line, iced up points. ...
    Personally I think we just like to turn a drama into crisis, or atleast the media do.Must admit I've never understood buckled rail lines, wrong type of snow, leaves on the line, iced up points. Rail travel is fraught with problems, personally I dont think railways work, unless they are...
    Personally I think we just like to turn a drama into crisis, or atleast the media do.Must admit I've never understood buckled rail lines, wrong type of snow, leaves on the line, iced up points. Rail travel is fraught with problems, personally...
    Personally I think we just like to turn a drama into crisis, or atleast the media do.Must admit I've never understood buckled rail lines, wrong type of snow, leaves on the line, iced up points. ...
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  10. music

    Biodegradable Versus Degradable.

    Plastics Watch - Plastics Watch - BBC
    Plastics Watch - Plastics Watch - BBC
    Plastics Watch - Plastics Watch - BBC
    Plastics Watch - Plastics Watch - BBC
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  11. Fat Controller
    Agree x 7

    I know what punishment I would suggest here.....

    That has happened her too I'm sureG.
    That has happened her too I'm sureG.
    That has happened her too I'm sureG.
    That has happened her too I'm sureG.
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  12. redstar

    Gosport hospital deaths

    My father was in hospital totally unable to do anything for himself and in constant very bad pain. He sorted out all his affairs (I got a lawyer to come into the hospital to do the paperwork) and...
    My father was in hospital totally unable to do anything for himself and in constant very bad pain. He sorted out all his affairs (I got a lawyer to come into the hospital to do the paperwork) and asked the staff to let him go as quickly as possible. They, naturally, refused - but he was gone...
    My father was in hospital totally unable to do anything for himself and in constant very bad pain. He sorted out all his affairs (I got a lawyer to come into the hospital to do the paperwork) and asked the staff to let him go as quickly as...
    My father was in hospital totally unable to do anything for himself and in constant very bad pain. He sorted out all his affairs (I got a lawyer to come into the hospital to do the paperwork) and...
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  13. Fat Controller
    Like x 3

    Too far?

    We have a problem with obesity over here too. I remember being very active as a child but I really think it came down to two things which "shaped" my life. Organized activities and free...
    We have a problem with obesity over here too. I remember being very active as a child but I really think it came down to two things which "shaped" my life. Organized activities and free play.Organized was school fitness programs. Nobody got to opt out. We did exercises, we played sports and...
    We have a problem with obesity over here too. I remember being very active as a child but I really think it came down to two things which "shaped" my life. Organized activities and free play.Organized was school fitness programs. Nobody got to...
    We have a problem with obesity over here too. I remember being very active as a child but I really think it came down to two things which "shaped" my life. Organized activities and free...
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  14. Vince

    My All over tan

    Take up knitting Vince some nice patterns here to keep you warm :). Willie Warmer Knitting Pattern ~ Gorink.info for .
    Take up knitting Vince some nice patterns here to keep you warm :). Willie Warmer Knitting Pattern ~ Gorink.info for .
    Take up knitting Vince some nice patterns here to keep you warm :). Willie Warmer Knitting Pattern ~ Gorink.info for .
    Take up knitting Vince some nice patterns here to keep you warm :). Willie Warmer Knitting Pattern ~ Gorink.info for .
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  15. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Tetters

    It is paying dividends - I will update the wheelchair thread after dinner ;)
    It is paying dividends - I will update the wheelchair thread after dinner ;)
    It is paying dividends - I will update the wheelchair thread after dinner ;)
    It is paying dividends - I will update the wheelchair thread after dinner ;)
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  16. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Stephenprudence

    ive only just seen this, not been around very often, thank you to everyone who wished by HB :)
    ive only just seen this, not been around very often, thank you to everyone who wished by HB :)
    ive only just seen this, not been around very often, thank you to everyone who wished by HB :)
    ive only just seen this, not been around very often, thank you to everyone who wished by HB :)
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  17. Fat Controller

    North Korea - what happens next?

    Sounds just like England and France - and about the same length of time! :heehee: The main things taken over the border are wine and cigarettes. :noidea:
    Sounds just like England and France - and about the same length of time! :heehee: The main things taken over the border are wine and cigarettes. :noidea:
    Sounds just like England and France - and about the same length of time! :heehee: The main things taken over the border are wine and cigarettes. :noidea:
    Sounds just like England and France - and about the same length of time! :heehee: The main things taken over the border are wine and cigarettes. :noidea:
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  18. Doghouse Riley

    Eye Test

    Well, it looks like it's going the be 5 months :sad::mad:When you ask for a tint, you would have thought that the tints would be the same in each lens, but no, looking at these lens their two different...
    Well, it looks like it's going the be 5 months :sad::mad:When you ask for a tint, you would have thought that the tints would be the same in each lens, but no, looking at these lens their two different colours :scratch: but then, if they can't do a lens to the percription then two different colour lens is miner :snorky:...
    Well, it looks like it's going the be 5 months :sad::mad:When you ask for a tint, you would have thought that the tints would be the same in each lens, but no, looking at these lens their two different colours :scratch: but then, if they can't do a lens to the...
    Well, it looks like it's going the be 5 months :sad::mad:When you ask for a tint, you would have thought that the tints would be the same in each lens, but no, looking at these lens their two different...
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  19. HarryS
    Agree x 3

    Honours List , The Good , The Bad .......

    I've agreed with @pete more than I've ever agreed with Monty (which is never).
    I've agreed with @pete more than I've ever agreed with Monty (which is never).
    I've agreed with @pete more than I've ever agreed with Monty (which is never).
    I've agreed with @pete more than I've ever agreed with Monty (which is never).
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  20. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Marley Farley

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARLEY !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARLEY !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARLEY !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARLEY !
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