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  1. Victoria

    A New Week ..

    'nuff said- leave it there.:)
    'nuff said- leave it there.:)
    'nuff said- leave it there.:)
    'nuff said- leave it there.:)
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  2. Pro Gard

    Lucky pro: another viewe

    Another view, Looking across from the garden I was working in over the fields:
    Another view, Looking across from the garden I was working in over the fields:
    Another view, Looking across from the garden I was working in over the fields:
    Another view, Looking across from the garden I was working in over the fields:
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  3. clueless1

    Gurkha justice campaign

    Hmm! We have a pro. army. These guys do this job because they want to. They aren't conscripts. We don't decide where they should be deployed, the Government does(any Government). My sympathies go...
    Hmm! We have a pro. army. These guys do this job because they want to. They aren't conscripts. We don't decide where they should be deployed, the Government does(any Government). My sympathies go out to all their families but the guys who are fighting know what they are doing and are well aware...
    Hmm! We have a pro. army. These guys do this job because they want to. They aren't conscripts. We don't decide where they should be deployed, the Government does(any Government). My sympathies go out to all their families but the guys who are...
    Hmm! We have a pro. army. These guys do this job because they want to. They aren't conscripts. We don't decide where they should be deployed, the Government does(any Government). My sympathies go...
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  4. Marley Farley

    Mobile in the Loo.... Eek..!!!

    jjordie....in our IT department we often used to run a dirty keyboard under a hot tap for a minute or so and then leave it to dry out for a week. It always worked. Nowadays, with keyboards being...
    jjordie....in our IT department we often used to run a dirty keyboard under a hot tap for a minute or so and then leave it to dry out for a week. It always worked. Nowadays, with keyboards being so cheap it does not matter but I'm about to do the same to quite a few key-pads on some of the...
    jjordie....in our IT department we often used to run a dirty keyboard under a hot tap for a minute or so and then leave it to dry out for a week. It always worked. Nowadays, with keyboards being so cheap it does not matter but I'm about to do the...
    jjordie....in our IT department we often used to run a dirty keyboard under a hot tap for a minute or so and then leave it to dry out for a week. It always worked. Nowadays, with keyboards being...
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  5. Larkshall

    Porsche buy Skoda???

    Looks like several Hedge funds have between them lost £18 billion betting that VW shares would drop. Many will fail as a result. Serves them right - greedy so and so's.
    Looks like several Hedge funds have between them lost £18 billion betting that VW shares would drop. Many will fail as a result. Serves them right - greedy so and so's.
    Looks like several Hedge funds have between them lost £18 billion betting that VW shares would drop. Many will fail as a result. Serves them right - greedy so and so's.
    Looks like several Hedge funds have between them lost £18 billion betting that VW shares would drop. Many will fail as a result. Serves them right - greedy so and so's.
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  6. jjordie

    James Bond

    Just in case somebody hasn't heard the news - the new James Bond film (number 22) Quantum of Solace is released tomorrow! Who's going to see it? (not me :( ) Whilst in Tescos today I saw a very...
    Just in case somebody hasn't heard the news - the new James Bond film (number 22) Quantum of Solace is released tomorrow! Who's going to see it? (not me :( ) Whilst in Tescos today I saw a very special offer - a box of 21 DVDs - all of the previous James Bond films, special offer price £100...
    Just in case somebody hasn't heard the news - the new James Bond film (number 22) Quantum of Solace is released tomorrow! Who's going to see it? (not me :( ) Whilst in Tescos today I saw a very special offer - a box of 21 DVDs - all of the...
    Just in case somebody hasn't heard the news - the new James Bond film (number 22) Quantum of Solace is released tomorrow! Who's going to see it? (not me :( ) Whilst in Tescos today I saw a very...
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  7. Loofah

    New Bond film!

    I agree Hes an excellent Bond.
    I agree Hes an excellent Bond.
    I agree Hes an excellent Bond.
    I agree Hes an excellent Bond.
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  8. roders

    Light a cyber candle....for someone.

    :) Thanks for that roders, a nice site, nice to remember & think of others we know who are in plight... Thanks..:)
    :) Thanks for that roders, a nice site, nice to remember & think of others we know who are in plight... Thanks..:)
    :) Thanks for that roders, a nice site, nice to remember & think of others we know who are in plight... Thanks..:)
    :) Thanks for that roders, a nice site, nice to remember & think of others we know who are in plight... Thanks..:)
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  9. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Helen

    Hope you had a lovely birthday Helen hugs xxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Hope you had a lovely birthday Helen hugs xxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Hope you had a lovely birthday Helen hugs xxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Hope you had a lovely birthday Helen hugs xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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  10. Marley Farley

    An Amazing Feat of Airmanship... A must see..!!!

    I didn't want to say anything last night, as thought it was a joke, I've nearly spoilt a few at times, and realising as I was just about to post. Have you noticed how fast the plane stops after...
    I didn't want to say anything last night, as thought it was a joke, I've nearly spoilt a few at times, and realising as I was just about to post. Have you noticed how fast the plane stops after touchdown, amongst other things.:lollol:
    I didn't want to say anything last night, as thought it was a joke, I've nearly spoilt a few at times, and realising as I was just about to post. Have you noticed how fast the plane stops after touchdown, amongst other things.:lollol:
    I didn't want to say anything last night, as thought it was a joke, I've nearly spoilt a few at times, and realising as I was just about to post. Have you noticed how fast the plane stops after...
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  11. Helofadigger

    Halloween

    No problems here either, probably because we live on the parish boundary and it's too far for them to walk.
    No problems here either, probably because we live on the parish boundary and it's too far for them to walk.
    No problems here either, probably because we live on the parish boundary and it's too far for them to walk.
    No problems here either, probably because we live on the parish boundary and it's too far for them to walk.
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  12. shiney

    What a Bargain!!

    Are Screwfix a good company? I only ask cos once again B&Q failed! 3 times I went there for paint that was supposed to be being delivered the night before only to find it hadn't turned up. ...
    Are Screwfix a good company? I only ask cos once again B&Q failed! 3 times I went there for paint that was supposed to be being delivered the night before only to find it hadn't turned up. Eventually left my number with them so they could ring me when it was in, 3 days later no news so I...
    Are Screwfix a good company? I only ask cos once again B&Q failed! 3 times I went there for paint that was supposed to be being delivered the night before only to find it hadn't turned up. Eventually left my number with them so they could ring...
    Are Screwfix a good company? I only ask cos once again B&Q failed! 3 times I went there for paint that was supposed to be being delivered the night before only to find it hadn't turned up. ...
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  13. Larkshall

    Simon Schama's Program

    Shiney, I do agree with you about the Nazis. I don't think that anyone would disagree with you there.My point was that not even the Americans have as much of a monopoly of the high ground as...
    Shiney, I do agree with you about the Nazis. I don't think that anyone would disagree with you there.My point was that not even the Americans have as much of a monopoly of the high ground as they might like to think they have.
    Shiney, I do agree with you about the Nazis. I don't think that anyone would disagree with you there.My point was that not even the Americans have as much of a monopoly of the high ground as they might like to think they have.
    Shiney, I do agree with you about the Nazis. I don't think that anyone would disagree with you there.My point was that not even the Americans have as much of a monopoly of the high ground as...
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  14. capney

    Coincidences (Proud to be British)

    Rudyard Kipling wrote on this very subject in a piece of prose called "Tommy". You might not agree with the political reasons for their actions and I'm sure many of them would agree with you. At...
    Rudyard Kipling wrote on this very subject in a piece of prose called "Tommy". You might not agree with the political reasons for their actions and I'm sure many of them would agree with you. At the end of the day they're doing their job. We decide where they should be by who we vote for. The...
    Rudyard Kipling wrote on this very subject in a piece of prose called "Tommy". You might not agree with the political reasons for their actions and I'm sure many of them would agree with you. At the end of the day they're doing their job. We...
    Rudyard Kipling wrote on this very subject in a piece of prose called "Tommy". You might not agree with the political reasons for their actions and I'm sure many of them would agree with you. At...
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  15. Daisies

    cleaning suede gloves

    Slinky, it be COLD up here in the North East. We have "lazy winds" up here - they don't bother to go around - they go RIGHT THROUGH YOU!! And sussex gardener is right - sometimes my steering wheel...
    Slinky, it be COLD up here in the North East. We have "lazy winds" up here - they don't bother to go around - they go RIGHT THROUGH YOU!! And sussex gardener is right - sometimes my steering wheel is so cold I can't bear to put my hands on it! So gloves are a must for a few minutes at...
    Slinky, it be COLD up here in the North East. We have "lazy winds" up here - they don't bother to go around - they go RIGHT THROUGH YOU!! And sussex gardener is right - sometimes my steering wheel is so cold I can't bear to put my hands on it! So...
    Slinky, it be COLD up here in the North East. We have "lazy winds" up here - they don't bother to go around - they go RIGHT THROUGH YOU!! And sussex gardener is right - sometimes my steering wheel...
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  16. pete

    Digital TV.

    Kal, why " god forbid, Virgin Media "?
    Kal, why " god forbid, Virgin Media "?
    Kal, why " god forbid, Virgin Media "?
    Kal, why " god forbid, Virgin Media "?
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  17. Victoria

    Superbike World Championship 2008 .... especially for Marley Farley ....

    Sounds like you had a good time Lol. 40 Euros sounds like you had a really good deal for the pass.
    Sounds like you had a good time Lol. 40 Euros sounds like you had a really good deal for the pass.
    Sounds like you had a good time Lol. 40 Euros sounds like you had a really good deal for the pass.
    Sounds like you had a good time Lol. 40 Euros sounds like you had a really good deal for the pass.
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  18. daitheplant

    Formula 1 Championship

    Even more so 10 years ago, Bob.
    Even more so 10 years ago, Bob.
    Even more so 10 years ago, Bob.
    Even more so 10 years ago, Bob.
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  20. Lyn

    Happy and safe bonfire night to you all.

    It"s not been to bad here. We had one bad night Davarli sp? Last week. Last night was nothing it was all over by 9. What it will be like the weekend I have no idea or care as we go to Spain...
    It"s not been to bad here. We had one bad night Davarli sp? Last week. Last night was nothing it was all over by 9. What it will be like the weekend I have no idea or care as we go to Spain early Saturday morning. As for our Dog she is now totally deaf so it doesn't bother her. I do feel...
    It"s not been to bad here. We had one bad night Davarli sp? Last week. Last night was nothing it was all over by 9. What it will be like the weekend I have no idea or care as we go to Spain early Saturday morning. As for our Dog she is now...
    It"s not been to bad here. We had one bad night Davarli sp? Last week. Last night was nothing it was all over by 9. What it will be like the weekend I have no idea or care as we go to Spain...
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