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  1. roders
    Locked

    Recent altercation.

    @roders I closed and deleted the thread at the time as I thought this to be the right action to take,I don't usually explain my actions as a member of the admin team.Your post will not be...
    @roders I closed and deleted the thread at the time as I thought this to be the right action to take,I don't usually explain my actions as a member of the admin team.Your post will not be deleted as it it doesn't contravene any rules or Protocols but I will say it has rather defeated the...
    @roders I closed and deleted the thread at the time as I thought this to be the right action to take,I don't usually explain my actions as a member of the admin team.Your post will not be deleted as it it doesn't contravene any rules or...
    @roders I closed and deleted the thread at the time as I thought this to be the right action to take,I don't usually explain my actions as a member of the admin team.Your post will not be...
    roders, Apr 23, 2018
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    wiseowl
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  2. Loofah

    Your specialist subject...

    As I've done virtually all the different things that I wanted to there only comes to mind two things that I regret not being able to do. I would have loved to be a singer (I have a lousy voice)...
    As I've done virtually all the different things that I wanted to there only comes to mind two things that I regret not being able to do. I would have loved to be a singer (I have a lousy voice) and a tap dancer (can't even manage a waltz - even after lessons!).
    As I've done virtually all the different things that I wanted to there only comes to mind two things that I regret not being able to do. I would have loved to be a singer (I have a lousy voice) and a tap dancer (can't even manage a waltz - even...
    As I've done virtually all the different things that I wanted to there only comes to mind two things that I regret not being able to do. I would have loved to be a singer (I have a lousy voice)...
    Loofah, Apr 10, 2018 ... 2
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    shiney
    Apr 23, 2018
  3. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Freddy

    Shucks, I’ve gone all squidgy now :snorky:
    Shucks, I’ve gone all squidgy now :snorky:
    Shucks, I’ve gone all squidgy now :snorky:
    Shucks, I’ve gone all squidgy now :snorky:
    wiseowl, Apr 21, 2018 ... 2
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    Freddy
    Apr 22, 2018
  4. Doghouse Riley

    Spiders

    My wife has a morbid fear of spiders. I've just come back from the village, she sent me to get some bananas. "Check for spiders, before you buy them!"So some spider stories.In one of my...
    My wife has a morbid fear of spiders. I've just come back from the village, she sent me to get some bananas. "Check for spiders, before you buy them!"So some spider stories.In one of my stores, the greenfruit supervisor and the rest of his staff, always "initiated" a new member of staff,...
    My wife has a morbid fear of spiders. I've just come back from the village, she sent me to get some bananas. "Check for spiders, before you buy them!"So some spider stories.In one of my stores, the greenfruit supervisor and the rest of his...
    My wife has a morbid fear of spiders. I've just come back from the village, she sent me to get some bananas. "Check for spiders, before you buy them!"So some spider stories.In one of my...
    Doghouse Riley, Apr 21, 2018
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    Doghouse Riley
    Apr 21, 2018
  5. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday ARMANDII

    Hope it was a good one! :birthday:
    Hope it was a good one! :birthday:
    Hope it was a good one! :birthday:
    Hope it was a good one! :birthday:
    wiseowl, Apr 19, 2018 ... 2
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    Fern4
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  6. Doghouse Riley

    Girl Groups of the Sixties

    The Twisted Wheel was "in my time" as we lived in Manchester first time round from 1965 to 1968.The BBC made a documentary on Northern Soul a few years ago and it has been shown several times. ...
    The Twisted Wheel was "in my time" as we lived in Manchester first time round from 1965 to 1968.The BBC made a documentary on Northern Soul a few years ago and it has been shown several times. Its on YouTube.Northern Soul is still alive and kicking.Here's some more little known girl...
    The Twisted Wheel was "in my time" as we lived in Manchester first time round from 1965 to 1968.The BBC made a documentary on Northern Soul a few years ago and it has been shown several times. Its on YouTube.Northern Soul is still alive...
    The Twisted Wheel was "in my time" as we lived in Manchester first time round from 1965 to 1968.The BBC made a documentary on Northern Soul a few years ago and it has been shown several times. ...
    Doghouse Riley, Apr 17, 2018
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    Doghouse Riley
    Apr 18, 2018
  7. clanless

    Commonwealth Games

    Very tired of seeing the Clare Balding show. Shes on everything. Good at presenting granted but god has she got to be on every damned sports presentation? ( A bit like Alan Titchmarsh on itv...
    Very tired of seeing the Clare Balding show. Shes on everything. Good at presenting granted but god has she got to be on every damned sports presentation? ( A bit like Alan Titchmarsh on itv gardening )Enjoyed the games but some of it was very low quality compared to world/olympics. Buts its...
    Very tired of seeing the Clare Balding show. Shes on everything. Good at presenting granted but god has she got to be on every damned sports presentation? ( A bit like Alan Titchmarsh on itv gardening )Enjoyed the games but some of it was...
    Very tired of seeing the Clare Balding show. Shes on everything. Good at presenting granted but god has she got to be on every damned sports presentation? ( A bit like Alan Titchmarsh on itv...
    clanless, Apr 15, 2018
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    WeeTam
    Apr 15, 2018
  8. Phil A

    Leaded Lights 101

    That's lovely :dbgrtmb: I'm not into art deco but that would look good set in a door. :)
    That's lovely :dbgrtmb: I'm not into art deco but that would look good set in a door. :)
    That's lovely :dbgrtmb: I'm not into art deco but that would look good set in a door. :)
    That's lovely :dbgrtmb: I'm not into art deco but that would look good set in a door. :)
    Phil A, Jun 12, 2015 ... 4 5 6
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    Sheal
    Apr 14, 2018
  9. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPACE MUNKEY

    All the best @Spacemunkey
    All the best @Spacemunkey
    All the best @Spacemunkey
    All the best @Spacemunkey
    ARMANDII, Apr 14, 2018
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    Gail_68
    Apr 14, 2018
  10. Palustris
    Agree x 7

    Picking wild flowers

    This reminds me of the foraging and the damge it can cause. Eg stripping woods of mushrooms.Another unfortunate case is in the Highlands where stunted ancient trees are chopped down and used as...
    This reminds me of the foraging and the damge it can cause. Eg stripping woods of mushrooms.Another unfortunate case is in the Highlands where stunted ancient trees are chopped down and used as a survival canopy by weekenders who are playing at being Bear Grylls. :huh:
    This reminds me of the foraging and the damge it can cause. Eg stripping woods of mushrooms.Another unfortunate case is in the Highlands where stunted ancient trees are chopped down and used as a survival canopy by weekenders who are playing at...
    This reminds me of the foraging and the damge it can cause. Eg stripping woods of mushrooms.Another unfortunate case is in the Highlands where stunted ancient trees are chopped down and used as...
    Palustris, Apr 12, 2018
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    WeeTam
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  11. Doghouse Riley

    It's Sad, But It's Time For It To Go

    I've tidied up all the cables. The sub-woofer is necessary as it houses the amplifier for the speakers, so it needs a mains connection too. There must be no room in the piano for either speakers...
    I've tidied up all the cables. The sub-woofer is necessary as it houses the amplifier for the speakers, so it needs a mains connection too. There must be no room in the piano for either speakers or their amplifier. It has 76 keys instead of 61 like the old one, which seems a bit unfamiliar. So...
    I've tidied up all the cables. The sub-woofer is necessary as it houses the amplifier for the speakers, so it needs a mains connection too. There must be no room in the piano for either speakers or their amplifier. It has 76 keys instead of 61...
    I've tidied up all the cables. The sub-woofer is necessary as it houses the amplifier for the speakers, so it needs a mains connection too. There must be no room in the piano for either speakers...
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    Doghouse Riley, Apr 2, 2018
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    Doghouse Riley
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  12. pete
    Agree x 3

    Sugar Tax

    Lucky old Mexico, I say. Pity they dont bring in a drug tax.:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Lucky old Mexico, I say. Pity they dont bring in a drug tax.:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Lucky old Mexico, I say. Pity they dont bring in a drug tax.:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Lucky old Mexico, I say. Pity they dont bring in a drug tax.:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    pete, Apr 6, 2018 ... 4 5 6
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  13. HarryS

    Garden Hose Very Very Cheap !

    I think that Durex might have something to say about that! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I think that Durex might have something to say about that! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I think that Durex might have something to say about that! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I think that Durex might have something to say about that! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    HarryS, Apr 7, 2018
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    shiney
    Apr 9, 2018
  14. Phil A

    Happ birthday Mr Grinch

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR GRINCH!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR GRINCH!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR GRINCH!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR GRINCH!
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    Phil A, Apr 7, 2018
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    Sheal
    Apr 7, 2018
  15. martin-f

    Gold coast 2018 commonwealth games

    Can't help myself but it's Middlesbrough :rasp: Middlesbrorough!!!!!! Don't feel bad, the local bigwigs often missspell it :huh:
    Can't help myself but it's Middlesbrough :rasp: Middlesbrorough!!!!!! Don't feel bad, the local bigwigs often missspell it :huh:
    Can't help myself but it's Middlesbrough :rasp: Middlesbrorough!!!!!! Don't feel bad, the local bigwigs often missspell it :huh:
    Can't help myself but it's Middlesbrough :rasp: Middlesbrorough!!!!!! Don't feel bad, the local bigwigs often missspell it :huh:
    martin-f, Apr 5, 2018
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    Loki
    Apr 6, 2018
  16. "M"
    Funny x 6

    Ahead of the times: Room 101

    That's why you need the pepper ;):biggrin:
    That's why you need the pepper ;):biggrin:
    That's why you need the pepper ;):biggrin:
    That's why you need the pepper ;):biggrin:
    "M", Mar 25, 2018 ... 2
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    pete
    Apr 3, 2018
  17. ricky101

    Car underbody rust treatment

    Hi,Thanks all for the very helpful and informative replies.@ JWK What make/model & age car @ricky101 ?Its a Toyota Corolla, 2006, its not badly rusted underneath , just want to keep on top...
    Hi,Thanks all for the very helpful and informative replies.@ JWK What make/model & age car @ricky101 ?Its a Toyota Corolla, 2006, its not badly rusted underneath , just want to keep on top of it, without having to do a resto type of project, the upper bodywork is rust /bubble free.If I...
    Hi,Thanks all for the very helpful and informative replies.@ JWK What make/model & age car @ricky101 ?Its a Toyota Corolla, 2006, its not badly rusted underneath , just want to keep on top of it, without having to do a resto type of...
    Hi,Thanks all for the very helpful and informative replies.@ JWK What make/model & age car @ricky101 ?Its a Toyota Corolla, 2006, its not badly rusted underneath , just want to keep on top...
    ricky101, Apr 1, 2018
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    ricky101
    Apr 2, 2018
  18. martin-f

    8.5-tonne Tiangong-1 space station is travelling at 16,500mph and is expected to crash to Earth

    Most likely saved their lives ...... possibly choking on some form of plastic floating around; the shock of the impact made them cough it up again thus saving their lives! :thumbsup:
    Most likely saved their lives ...... possibly choking on some form of plastic floating around; the shock of the impact made them cough it up again thus saving their lives! :thumbsup:
    Most likely saved their lives ...... possibly choking on some form of plastic floating around; the shock of the impact made them cough it up again thus saving their lives! :thumbsup:
    Most likely saved their lives ...... possibly choking on some form of plastic floating around; the shock of the impact made them cough it up again thus saving their lives! :thumbsup:
    martin-f, Mar 30, 2018
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    "M"
    Apr 2, 2018
  19. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JJ28

    Hope you'm having a good one :)
    Hope you'm having a good one :)
    Hope you'm having a good one :)
    Hope you'm having a good one :)
    ARMANDII, Apr 1, 2018
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    Phil A
    Apr 1, 2018
  20. kindredspirit
    Funny x 4

    App for yor phone.

    I've been called that many times. :noidea: :heehee:
    I've been called that many times. :noidea: :heehee:
    I've been called that many times. :noidea: :heehee:
    I've been called that many times. :noidea: :heehee:
    kindredspirit, Mar 31, 2018
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    shiney
    Apr 1, 2018
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