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  1. ARMANDII

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID K

    @David K hope it was a good one :Wino:
    @David K hope it was a good one :Wino:
    @David K hope it was a good one :Wino:
    @David K hope it was a good one :Wino:
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  2. Marley Farley
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    2018 - 2022 NEW rules and Protocols please read

    "The Gardeners Corner Admin Team would like to make members aware that the Rules and Protocols of Gardeners Corner have been updated with immediate effect in order to make them fit and conform for...
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  3. martin-f

    Air compressor part name

    Thank you S, i now know what it is its a start relay more/less same thing used in refrigerators.
    Thank you S, i now know what it is its a start relay more/less same thing used in refrigerators.
    Thank you S, i now know what it is its a start relay more/less same thing used in refrigerators.
    Thank you S, i now know what it is its a start relay more/less same thing used in refrigerators.
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  4. "M"

    Building work and Party Wall Agreements?

    Agreed.Did some work for the National Trust rebuilding an "18th century" bridge.Found Victorian engineering bricks in the foundations :th scifD36: :biggrin:
    Agreed.Did some work for the National Trust rebuilding an "18th century" bridge.Found Victorian engineering bricks in the foundations :th scifD36: :biggrin:
    Agreed.Did some work for the National Trust rebuilding an "18th century" bridge.Found Victorian engineering bricks in the foundations :th scifD36: :biggrin:
    Agreed.Did some work for the National Trust rebuilding an "18th century" bridge.Found Victorian engineering bricks in the foundations :th scifD36: :biggrin:
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  5. pete
    Agree x 8

    Headlights, at last.

    I don't do that any more! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I don't do that any more! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I don't do that any more! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I don't do that any more! :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  6. Fern4

    DON'T FORGET YOUR CLOCKS!

    Thirsty work :coffee::coffee:
    Thirsty work :coffee::coffee:
    Thirsty work :coffee::coffee:
    Thirsty work :coffee::coffee:
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  7. ARMANDII
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    OUT OF THE BLUE FOR THE VETERANS OF THE QUEENS SHILLING

    On Saturday I received a envelope in the post marked MOD which triggered my sense of humour of questioning if the MOD was so short of Air Radar Fitters, [again], in the RAF that they were drafting...
    On Saturday I received a envelope in the post marked MOD which triggered my sense of humour of questioning if the MOD was so short of Air Radar Fitters, [again], in the RAF that they were drafting those people of my age:old: back into the Services again.:hate-shocked::dunno::heehee: However, it appears, that the MOD has just...
    On Saturday I received a envelope in the post marked MOD which triggered my sense of humour of questioning if the MOD was so short of Air Radar Fitters, [again], in the RAF that they were drafting those people of my age:old: back into the Services...
    On Saturday I received a envelope in the post marked MOD which triggered my sense of humour of questioning if the MOD was so short of Air Radar Fitters, [again], in the RAF that they were drafting...
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  8. Linz
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    CCTV

    Good idea! Will doCheers both :dbgrtmb:
    Good idea! Will doCheers both :dbgrtmb:
    Good idea! Will doCheers both :dbgrtmb:
    Good idea! Will doCheers both :dbgrtmb:
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  9. BeeHappy

    Missmatched socks day xxx

    Large box of hankies:cry3: at the ready if you watch this video ....OMG Im sat here crying with joy at these beautiful kiddies :grphg: Kids with Down's Syndrome and mums perform 'Carpool Karaoke' in...
    Large box of hankies:cry3: at the ready if you watch this video ....OMG Im sat here crying with joy at these beautiful kiddies :grphg: Kids with Down's Syndrome and mums perform 'Carpool Karaoke' in heartwarming vid
    Large box of hankies:cry3: at the ready if you watch this video ....OMG Im sat here crying with joy at these beautiful kiddies :grphg: Kids with Down's Syndrome and mums perform 'Carpool Karaoke' in heartwarming vid
    Large box of hankies:cry3: at the ready if you watch this video ....OMG Im sat here crying with joy at these beautiful kiddies :grphg: Kids with Down's Syndrome and mums perform 'Carpool Karaoke' in...
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  10. kazzawazza

    What are your hobbies?

    I've made wine in the past and bottled it, you can get an excellent presentation with the bottle cap sleeves, shrunk to fit with a hairdryer.It's a well known fact that though the first two...
    I've made wine in the past and bottled it, you can get an excellent presentation with the bottle cap sleeves, shrunk to fit with a hairdryer.It's a well known fact that though the first two thirds of a bottle of home made wine, might not taste that good, the last third is quite palatable,......
    I've made wine in the past and bottled it, you can get an excellent presentation with the bottle cap sleeves, shrunk to fit with a hairdryer.It's a well known fact that though the first two thirds of a bottle of home made wine, might not taste...
    I've made wine in the past and bottled it, you can get an excellent presentation with the bottle cap sleeves, shrunk to fit with a hairdryer.It's a well known fact that though the first two...
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  12. Doghouse Riley

    Post Modern Jukebox

    "Retro" reworking of contemporary songs.
    "Retro" reworking of contemporary songs.
    "Retro" reworking of contemporary songs.
    "Retro" reworking of contemporary songs.
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  13. longk
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    Your Favourite TV And Radio Series Over The Years

    Rambling Syd Rumpo :thumbsup:
    Rambling Syd Rumpo :thumbsup:
    Rambling Syd Rumpo :thumbsup:
    Rambling Syd Rumpo :thumbsup:
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  14. Freddy

    Upwards Garage Extension

    You might be able to see you Building Regs plans if you call into the council they should show the details of cavities etc. I would ring first just in case they have funny hours or don't keep them...
    You might be able to see you Building Regs plans if you call into the council they should show the details of cavities etc. I would ring first just in case they have funny hours or don't keep them on-site. I went in to see my old Planning Permission plans and had to book a microfiche reader....
    You might be able to see you Building Regs plans if you call into the council they should show the details of cavities etc. I would ring first just in case they have funny hours or don't keep them on-site. I went in to see my old Planning...
    You might be able to see you Building Regs plans if you call into the council they should show the details of cavities etc. I would ring first just in case they have funny hours or don't keep them...
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  15. BeeHappy

    HaPpY St Patricks Day Everyone

    An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall's parking lot."Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this.If you open a space up for me,I swear I'll give up drinking me...
    An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall's parking lot."Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this.If you open a space up for me,I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday."Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun...
    An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall's parking lot."Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this.If you open a space up for me,I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every...
    An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall's parking lot."Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this.If you open a space up for me,I swear I'll give up drinking me...
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  16. Redwing

    Healthy safe chicken meat

    After they stop laying, our hens live in retirementuntil they die a natural death, then they're buried in fox proof graves under our Apple trees. I think of them when I gather the Apple harvest or...
    After they stop laying, our hens live in retirementuntil they die a natural death, then they're buried in fox proof graves under our Apple trees. I think of them when I gather the Apple harvest or sit under the trees drinking home made cider.
    After they stop laying, our hens live in retirementuntil they die a natural death, then they're buried in fox proof graves under our Apple trees. I think of them when I gather the Apple harvest or sit under the trees drinking home made cider.
    After they stop laying, our hens live in retirementuntil they die a natural death, then they're buried in fox proof graves under our Apple trees. I think of them when I gather the Apple harvest or...
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  17. BeeHappy

    Professor Stephen Hawking

    A truly inspirational human being who: defied his illness, outlived his prognosis, laughed at himself; thought long, and hard, on matters which impact on us all; kept his dignity throughout; held...
    A truly inspirational human being who: defied his illness, outlived his prognosis, laughed at himself; thought long, and hard, on matters which impact on us all; kept his dignity throughout; held a pragmatic view on all things and turned his personal limitations into theories of infinity and...
    A truly inspirational human being who: defied his illness, outlived his prognosis, laughed at himself; thought long, and hard, on matters which impact on us all; kept his dignity throughout; held a pragmatic view on all things and turned his...
    A truly inspirational human being who: defied his illness, outlived his prognosis, laughed at himself; thought long, and hard, on matters which impact on us all; kept his dignity throughout; held...
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  18. Doghouse Riley

    "I Don't Believe It!

    I sent a strongly worded e-mailed complaint to John Lewis, "a bit more than the equivalent of a Paddington Bear hard stare." I had an automated response, to tell me that they would attempt to...
    I sent a strongly worded e-mailed complaint to John Lewis, "a bit more than the equivalent of a Paddington Bear hard stare." I had an automated response, to tell me that they would attempt to respond within twenty four hours.In the meant time I received this from them.Thank you for...
    I sent a strongly worded e-mailed complaint to John Lewis, "a bit more than the equivalent of a Paddington Bear hard stare." I had an automated response, to tell me that they would attempt to respond within twenty four hours.In the meant time...
    I sent a strongly worded e-mailed complaint to John Lewis, "a bit more than the equivalent of a Paddington Bear hard stare." I had an automated response, to tell me that they would attempt to...
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  19. HarryS

    Happy Birthday Joolz68 !

    @joolz68 hope you enjoyed your day :cheers:
    @joolz68 hope you enjoyed your day :cheers:
    @joolz68 hope you enjoyed your day :cheers:
    @joolz68 hope you enjoyed your day :cheers:
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  20. Phil A

    Happy Birthday Roders

    :oopss: apologies for late greeting @roders hope it was a good un :Wino:
    :oopss: apologies for late greeting @roders hope it was a good un :Wino:
    :oopss: apologies for late greeting @roders hope it was a good un :Wino:
    :oopss: apologies for late greeting @roders hope it was a good un :Wino:
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