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  1. capney

    Southern Electric

    Can you hang on for a while?? I have Jack across the road with a rare motonuroun (spelling) He cant swallow and has to have all his food liquidized and his wife in here late 70s has to do...
    Can you hang on for a while?? I have Jack across the road with a rare motonuroun (spelling) He cant swallow and has to have all his food liquidized and his wife in here late 70s has to do "everything" for him and I mean everthing! Theres Rose across there as well with azlhemers (spelling) She...
    Can you hang on for a while?? I have Jack across the road with a rare motonuroun (spelling) He cant swallow and has to have all his food liquidized and his wife in here late 70s has to do "everything" for him and I mean everthing! Theres Rose...
    Can you hang on for a while?? I have Jack across the road with a rare motonuroun (spelling) He cant swallow and has to have all his food liquidized and his wife in here late 70s has to do...
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  2. capney

    Wintery Blast

    Typical: Wash the car one day and the next it chucks it down.. We had a preview of the artic blast coming down the East coast. Temp dropped to 3C and we had an icy, haily shower.. Brrrrrrrrrrr is...
    Typical: Wash the car one day and the next it chucks it down.. We had a preview of the artic blast coming down the East coast. Temp dropped to 3C and we had an icy, haily shower.. Brrrrrrrrrrr is was real nasty for awhile. Does not look good for the weekend. robert
    Typical: Wash the car one day and the next it chucks it down.. We had a preview of the artic blast coming down the East coast. Temp dropped to 3C and we had an icy, haily shower.. Brrrrrrrrrrr is was real nasty for awhile. Does not look good for...
    Typical: Wash the car one day and the next it chucks it down.. We had a preview of the artic blast coming down the East coast. Temp dropped to 3C and we had an icy, haily shower.. Brrrrrrrrrrr is...
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  3. Webmaster

    I like this kind of stuff .....

    :) Good stuff Nathan........Great quality pics. too.
    :) Good stuff Nathan........Great quality pics. too.
    :) Good stuff Nathan........Great quality pics. too.
    :) Good stuff Nathan........Great quality pics. too.
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  4. Pro Gard

    The BNP list

    Agree Pete.
    Agree Pete.
    Agree Pete.
    Agree Pete.
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  5. Scotkat

    Evenually got logged back

    Old age/bad memory:lollol: (excluding present company of course)
    Old age/bad memory:lollol: (excluding present company of course)
    Old age/bad memory:lollol: (excluding present company of course)
    Old age/bad memory:lollol: (excluding present company of course)
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  6. capney

    Moody kettle

    Yes.. it does have a button to pop the lid or you can fill via the spout. This one is not the filter version.
    Yes.. it does have a button to pop the lid or you can fill via the spout. This one is not the filter version.
    Yes.. it does have a button to pop the lid or you can fill via the spout. This one is not the filter version.
    Yes.. it does have a button to pop the lid or you can fill via the spout. This one is not the filter version.
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  7. roders

    Nicole Kidman.

    Brings a tear to my eye.......
    Brings a tear to my eye.......
    Brings a tear to my eye.......
    Brings a tear to my eye.......
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  8. T Digger

    Not a complaint

    Keep up the good work Nathan and moderators. It's an excellent site and its FREE :gnthb: :gnthb: :gnthb: :gnthb:
    Keep up the good work Nathan and moderators. It's an excellent site and its FREE :gnthb: :gnthb: :gnthb: :gnthb:
    Keep up the good work Nathan and moderators. It's an excellent site and its FREE :gnthb: :gnthb: :gnthb: :gnthb:
    Keep up the good work Nathan and moderators. It's an excellent site and its FREE :gnthb: :gnthb: :gnthb: :gnthb:
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  9. willow13

    inventor wanted

    Hi There,:thku:I'll give them a go Paul and if no good I'll do what you suggested in your pm,no problem.Nice & sunny here today so might get out in the garden at last :)Thankyou everyone...
    Hi There,:thku:I'll give them a go Paul and if no good I'll do what you suggested in your pm,no problem.Nice & sunny here today so might get out in the garden at last :)Thankyou everyoneLinda:cutflwrs:
    Hi There,:thku:I'll give them a go Paul and if no good I'll do what you suggested in your pm,no problem.Nice & sunny here today so might get out in the garden at last :)Thankyou everyoneLinda:cutflwrs:
    Hi There,:thku:I'll give them a go Paul and if no good I'll do what you suggested in your pm,no problem.Nice & sunny here today so might get out in the garden at last :)Thankyou everyone...
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  10. Gogs

    Message fron gogs

    Cheers Kandy n Shiney , Yes some good walks up here Kandy , slight covering of the white stuff both Sat . & Sun. morning's. Re. Christmas ......I'll get round to it errrrr . some day soon !...
    Cheers Kandy n Shiney , Yes some good walks up here Kandy , slight covering of the white stuff both Sat . & Sun. morning's. Re. Christmas ......I'll get round to it errrrr . some day soon ! :lollol:
    Cheers Kandy n Shiney , Yes some good walks up here Kandy , slight covering of the white stuff both Sat . & Sun. morning's. Re. Christmas ......I'll get round to it errrrr . some day soon ! :lollol:
    Cheers Kandy n Shiney , Yes some good walks up here Kandy , slight covering of the white stuff both Sat . & Sun. morning's. Re. Christmas ......I'll get round to it errrrr . some day soon !...
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  11. roders

    Occupational Hazard..Not for the squeemish!

    :dh:Blimey roders...rather a sore looking gash you have there! How on earth are you going to wipe the dew drops off now? An apprentice at work cut his thumb nail in half using the same method on...
    :dh:Blimey roders...rather a sore looking gash you have there! How on earth are you going to wipe the dew drops off now? An apprentice at work cut his thumb nail in half using the same method on Friday:lollol:
    :dh:Blimey roders...rather a sore looking gash you have there! How on earth are you going to wipe the dew drops off now? An apprentice at work cut his thumb nail in half using the same method on Friday:lollol:
    :dh:Blimey roders...rather a sore looking gash you have there! How on earth are you going to wipe the dew drops off now? An apprentice at work cut his thumb nail in half using the same method on...
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  12. Webmaster

    Just waiting for an accident

    I bet everyone, although not as bad as that, has had a similar experience. Thats feeling of not being in control and unable to stop, just sitting there waiting for the bang.If your lucky you...
    I bet everyone, although not as bad as that, has had a similar experience. Thats feeling of not being in control and unable to stop, just sitting there waiting for the bang.If your lucky you get away with it, if not, well.................You cant drive on solid ice no matter how good you...
    I bet everyone, although not as bad as that, has had a similar experience. Thats feeling of not being in control and unable to stop, just sitting there waiting for the bang.If your lucky you get away with it, if not, well....................
    I bet everyone, although not as bad as that, has had a similar experience. Thats feeling of not being in control and unable to stop, just sitting there waiting for the bang.If your lucky you...
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  13. pamsdish

    I did a silly thing

    Claire, when you come down to it, you only have to give up ONE cigarette. The next one.:thumb:
    Claire, when you come down to it, you only have to give up ONE cigarette. The next one.:thumb:
    Claire, when you come down to it, you only have to give up ONE cigarette. The next one.:thumb:
    Claire, when you come down to it, you only have to give up ONE cigarette. The next one.:thumb:
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  14. cajary

    Boilers

    Caj, your son-in-law is not quite right: all new boilers must now be of the condensing type by law, but its up to you whether you want a combi or not. If you don't have to replace I would keep...
    Caj, your son-in-law is not quite right: all new boilers must now be of the condensing type by law, but its up to you whether you want a combi or not. If you don't have to replace I would keep what you've got.
    Caj, your son-in-law is not quite right: all new boilers must now be of the condensing type by law, but its up to you whether you want a combi or not. If you don't have to replace I would keep what you've got.
    Caj, your son-in-law is not quite right: all new boilers must now be of the condensing type by law, but its up to you whether you want a combi or not. If you don't have to replace I would keep...
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  15. roders

    John Denver

    thank you so much Roders just love JD :yho: :yho:
    thank you so much Roders just love JD :yho: :yho:
    thank you so much Roders just love JD :yho: :yho:
    thank you so much Roders just love JD :yho: :yho:
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  16. Daisies

    Decided it was time I did my Christmas cards ....

    I send very few cards at all, it just is not very common in Italy. Cards only go together with presents usually. I like making my own cards anyway, both for presents and for sending. I have some...
    I send very few cards at all, it just is not very common in Italy. Cards only go together with presents usually. I like making my own cards anyway, both for presents and for sending. I have some other friends artistically inclined and it is great fun each year to see what they created and...
    I send very few cards at all, it just is not very common in Italy. Cards only go together with presents usually. I like making my own cards anyway, both for presents and for sending. I have some other friends artistically inclined and it is great...
    I send very few cards at all, it just is not very common in Italy. Cards only go together with presents usually. I like making my own cards anyway, both for presents and for sending. I have some...
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  17. capney

    Exploding times

    Our Civil Defence Rescue Team were on a public exercise in a park. Some scaffolding was erected for the show and Oxy-acetylene cylinders (4ft long) were chained to the scaffolding. Some damned...
    Our Civil Defence Rescue Team were on a public exercise in a park. Some scaffolding was erected for the show and Oxy-acetylene cylinders (4ft long) were chained to the scaffolding. Some damned fool threw a flare into the area and it played it's jet of flame on a cyclinder (potential BIG BANG)....
    Our Civil Defence Rescue Team were on a public exercise in a park. Some scaffolding was erected for the show and Oxy-acetylene cylinders (4ft long) were chained to the scaffolding. Some damned fool threw a flare into the area and it played it's...
    Our Civil Defence Rescue Team were on a public exercise in a park. Some scaffolding was erected for the show and Oxy-acetylene cylinders (4ft long) were chained to the scaffolding. Some damned...
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  18. capney

    Car crash in our street

    Oh my! Bet that's made her insurance people blink! Would have made a great addition to Jasper Carrot's routine.Of rolling cars, in Harlow Essex the shopping centre car park is very ingeniously...
    Oh my! Bet that's made her insurance people blink! Would have made a great addition to Jasper Carrot's routine.Of rolling cars, in Harlow Essex the shopping centre car park is very ingeniously built so parts of each level is on a steep gradient. Either people would get to their car and let go...
    Oh my! Bet that's made her insurance people blink! Would have made a great addition to Jasper Carrot's routine.Of rolling cars, in Harlow Essex the shopping centre car park is very ingeniously built so parts of each level is on a steep...
    Oh my! Bet that's made her insurance people blink! Would have made a great addition to Jasper Carrot's routine.Of rolling cars, in Harlow Essex the shopping centre car park is very ingeniously...
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  19. capney

    New gas fire

    Looking forward to toasties....
    Looking forward to toasties....
    Looking forward to toasties....
    Looking forward to toasties....
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  20. cajary

    Missing Persons

    Lager, Cider Laxative? Doesn`t work, somehow.:lollol::lollol:
    Lager, Cider Laxative? Doesn`t work, somehow.:lollol::lollol:
    Lager, Cider Laxative? Doesn`t work, somehow.:lollol::lollol:
    Lager, Cider Laxative? Doesn`t work, somehow.:lollol::lollol:
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