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  1. Paladin

    Loft

    Sandra, It is probably due to excess humidity in the house, a deehumidifyer should sort this.When sealed units go they usualy mist on the inside, light condensation on the inside will be due...
    Sandra, It is probably due to excess humidity in the house, a deehumidifyer should sort this.When sealed units go they usualy mist on the inside, light condensation on the inside will be due to them either being slightly inneficent or as I mentioned just excess humidity.
    Sandra, It is probably due to excess humidity in the house, a deehumidifyer should sort this.When sealed units go they usualy mist on the inside, light condensation on the inside will be due to them either being slightly inneficent or as I...
    Sandra, It is probably due to excess humidity in the house, a deehumidifyer should sort this.When sealed units go they usualy mist on the inside, light condensation on the inside will be due...
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  2. Pro Gard

    Check your Antifreze

    Yeah, sitting in the warm conservatory getting sunburn.:DCall me that again and I'll:snz::D
    Yeah, sitting in the warm conservatory getting sunburn.:DCall me that again and I'll:snz::D
    Yeah, sitting in the warm conservatory getting sunburn.:DCall me that again and I'll:snz::D
    Yeah, sitting in the warm conservatory getting sunburn.:DCall me that again and I'll:snz::D
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  3. intermiplants

    xmas tv programmes

    I watched two programmes this Christmas which is one more than last year. BTW one was the main news, the other the local news.:) Most of it is ratings based fodder for the masses.:(
    I watched two programmes this Christmas which is one more than last year. BTW one was the main news, the other the local news.:) Most of it is ratings based fodder for the masses.:(
    I watched two programmes this Christmas which is one more than last year. BTW one was the main news, the other the local news.:) Most of it is ratings based fodder for the masses.:(
    I watched two programmes this Christmas which is one more than last year. BTW one was the main news, the other the local news.:) Most of it is ratings based fodder for the masses.:(
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  4. Pro Gard

    A short walk

    Hi Paul cracking walk great surroundings :)
    Hi Paul cracking walk great surroundings :)
    Hi Paul cracking walk great surroundings :)
    Hi Paul cracking walk great surroundings :)
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  5. Nursewhen

    I've Cancelled My TV Licence

    Yes I agreea lot off rubbuish on the box for what we pay for a licence, I watched Jools last night and I didnt know it was a recorded show from the week before never mind a very good show but I...
    Yes I agreea lot off rubbuish on the box for what we pay for a licence, I watched Jools last night and I didnt know it was a recorded show from the week before never mind a very good show but I thought Martha was getting a bit breathless
    Yes I agreea lot off rubbuish on the box for what we pay for a licence, I watched Jools last night and I didnt know it was a recorded show from the week before never mind a very good show but I thought Martha was getting a bit breathless
    Yes I agreea lot off rubbuish on the box for what we pay for a licence, I watched Jools last night and I didnt know it was a recorded show from the week before never mind a very good show but I...
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  6. oktarine

    Wish everyone

    And to you oktarine.:thumb:
    And to you oktarine.:thumb:
    And to you oktarine.:thumb:
    And to you oktarine.:thumb:
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  7. roders

    Happy new year everybody.

    HAPPY NEW YEAR ONE AND ALL - HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GREAT CHRISTMAS TOO Sorry to be a bit late but have just returned today from Christmas and New Year in Egypt - Hot and Sunny as always!:flwsml::luv:
    HAPPY NEW YEAR ONE AND ALL - HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GREAT CHRISTMAS TOO Sorry to be a bit late but have just returned today from Christmas and New Year in Egypt - Hot and Sunny as always!:flwsml::luv:
    HAPPY NEW YEAR ONE AND ALL - HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GREAT CHRISTMAS TOO Sorry to be a bit late but have just returned today from Christmas and New Year in Egypt - Hot and Sunny as always!:flwsml::luv:
    HAPPY NEW YEAR ONE AND ALL - HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GREAT CHRISTMAS TOO Sorry to be a bit late but have just returned today from Christmas and New Year in Egypt - Hot and Sunny as always!:flwsml::luv:
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  8. capney

    xmas charity lights

    I agree with pal well done to all of you that spend the time to do these worthy causes for charity we always see a big illuminated garden [ massive] one when we drive to our son`s in Stoke it is...
    I agree with pal well done to all of you that spend the time to do these worthy causes for charity we always see a big illuminated garden [ massive] one when we drive to our son`s in Stoke it is in Burland in Cheshire a fantastic show if you are in the area call in
    I agree with pal well done to all of you that spend the time to do these worthy causes for charity we always see a big illuminated garden [ massive] one when we drive to our son`s in Stoke it is in Burland in Cheshire a fantastic show if you are...
    I agree with pal well done to all of you that spend the time to do these worthy causes for charity we always see a big illuminated garden [ massive] one when we drive to our son`s in Stoke it is...
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  9. sweetpeas

    The dreaded resolutions

    Hypnosis helped me stop smoking, going from smoking 30 a day to none after one session (I had a second and last session 5 days later) and with relatively few cravings. Nearly 6 months on I am a...
    Hypnosis helped me stop smoking, going from smoking 30 a day to none after one session (I had a second and last session 5 days later) and with relatively few cravings. Nearly 6 months on I am a non smoker. As the Resolutions, I try not to make any at this time of year-the pressure to succeed...
    Hypnosis helped me stop smoking, going from smoking 30 a day to none after one session (I had a second and last session 5 days later) and with relatively few cravings. Nearly 6 months on I am a non smoker. As the Resolutions, I try not to make...
    Hypnosis helped me stop smoking, going from smoking 30 a day to none after one session (I had a second and last session 5 days later) and with relatively few cravings. Nearly 6 months on I am a...
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  10. Lyn

    Digital indoor Ariel

    Thank you. My daughter is just about to move into a first floor flat and we couldn't find an ariel socket
    Thank you. My daughter is just about to move into a first floor flat and we couldn't find an ariel socket
    Thank you. My daughter is just about to move into a first floor flat and we couldn't find an ariel socket
    Thank you. My daughter is just about to move into a first floor flat and we couldn't find an ariel socket
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  11. lollipop

    Cypriot Pounds-are they still legal tender?

    Thanks for that, I think there is one in Manchester actually.
    Thanks for that, I think there is one in Manchester actually.
    Thanks for that, I think there is one in Manchester actually.
    Thanks for that, I think there is one in Manchester actually.
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  12. cattwoman25

    Gas and elec bill :0(

    They will Never in a month of Sundays get my Father to change to doing it all on-line, because he refuses to even try a computer. Perhaps if we ALL refuse to do as they want, they will get the...
    They will Never in a month of Sundays get my Father to change to doing it all on-line, because he refuses to even try a computer. Perhaps if we ALL refuse to do as they want, they will get the hint? If I get charged for a paper bill, I will charge them a fee of £10 a time to pay it to...
    They will Never in a month of Sundays get my Father to change to doing it all on-line, because he refuses to even try a computer. Perhaps if we ALL refuse to do as they want, they will get the hint? If I get charged for a paper bill, I will...
    They will Never in a month of Sundays get my Father to change to doing it all on-line, because he refuses to even try a computer. Perhaps if we ALL refuse to do as they want, they will get the...
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  13. Daisies

    Communal bins

    Most new apartment developments have a purpose built building to house communal bins which are accessible to the bin men. The idea obviously has been around for a while, as the apartment block...
    Most new apartment developments have a purpose built building to house communal bins which are accessible to the bin men. The idea obviously has been around for a while, as the apartment block round the corner from us has them and they were built in the late 80's. However I lived in one of these...
    Most new apartment developments have a purpose built building to house communal bins which are accessible to the bin men. The idea obviously has been around for a while, as the apartment block round the corner from us has them and they were built...
    Most new apartment developments have a purpose built building to house communal bins which are accessible to the bin men. The idea obviously has been around for a while, as the apartment block...
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  14. capney

    The new steam engine (Tornado)

    Beautiful pictures. Great to see my all-time favourite as well and Mallard. :gnthb:
    Beautiful pictures. Great to see my all-time favourite as well and Mallard. :gnthb:
    Beautiful pictures. Great to see my all-time favourite as well and Mallard. :gnthb:
    Beautiful pictures. Great to see my all-time favourite as well and Mallard. :gnthb:
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  15. borrowers

    Travelling in the UK

    All I can say Pip is,.....:scratch:I think it needs sorting.:)
    All I can say Pip is,.....:scratch:I think it needs sorting.:)
    All I can say Pip is,.....:scratch:I think it needs sorting.:)
    All I can say Pip is,.....:scratch:I think it needs sorting.:)
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  16. Pro Gard

    Pro's Bathroom project

    Thanks folks, Ive decided to make my own bath panel so will post an update once this is done.Pip, id love to see pics when you do yours.
    Thanks folks, Ive decided to make my own bath panel so will post an update once this is done.Pip, id love to see pics when you do yours.
    Thanks folks, Ive decided to make my own bath panel so will post an update once this is done.Pip, id love to see pics when you do yours.
    Thanks folks, Ive decided to make my own bath panel so will post an update once this is done.Pip, id love to see pics when you do yours.
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  17. borrowers

    Energy Saving Lightbulbs

    Even if it's only 10% of that (and I doubt if it is anything like that much out) then it's still worth doing.
    Even if it's only 10% of that (and I doubt if it is anything like that much out) then it's still worth doing.
    Even if it's only 10% of that (and I doubt if it is anything like that much out) then it's still worth doing.
    Even if it's only 10% of that (and I doubt if it is anything like that much out) then it's still worth doing.
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  18. Kandy

    DAB Radio

    Thanks foir the link Roders,very interesting although Mr Kandy managed to get mine set up ok.:thmb: This is the one Mr Kandy bought me for Christmas after I had chosen it that is:hehe:
    Thanks foir the link Roders,very interesting although Mr Kandy managed to get mine set up ok.:thmb: This is the one Mr Kandy bought me for Christmas after I had chosen it that is:hehe:
    Thanks foir the link Roders,very interesting although Mr Kandy managed to get mine set up ok.:thmb: This is the one Mr Kandy bought me for Christmas after I had chosen it that is:hehe:
    Thanks foir the link Roders,very interesting although Mr Kandy managed to get mine set up ok.:thmb: This is the one Mr Kandy bought me for Christmas after I had chosen it that is:hehe:
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  19. takemore02withit

    If your keen on the old vino!!!

    Its probably to posh up your end for a Quality save Pal.:wink: :thmb: 02
    Its probably to posh up your end for a Quality save Pal.:wink: :thmb: 02
    Its probably to posh up your end for a Quality save Pal.:wink: :thmb: 02
    Its probably to posh up your end for a Quality save Pal.:wink: :thmb: 02
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  20. walnut

    Birthday

    Happy Birthday Strongy :okies:
    Happy Birthday Strongy :okies:
    Happy Birthday Strongy :okies:
    Happy Birthday Strongy :okies:
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