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  1. Pro Gard

    Israel

    George Bush:"There is still an enemy out there that would like to inflict damage on America"Surely that enemy is America itself.
    George Bush:"There is still an enemy out there that would like to inflict damage on America"Surely that enemy is America itself.
    George Bush:"There is still an enemy out there that would like to inflict damage on America"Surely that enemy is America itself.
    George Bush:"There is still an enemy out there that would like to inflict damage on America"Surely that enemy is America itself.
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  2. cattwoman25

    looks like me and my hubby are set to loose our jobs :0(

    Sounds good so far Catt. Fingers crossed you'll be kept on when the new buyers arrive too. I've seen redundancies being dealt with in other companies and I agree, its very upleasant, even if...
    Sounds good so far Catt. Fingers crossed you'll be kept on when the new buyers arrive too. I've seen redundancies being dealt with in other companies and I agree, its very upleasant, even if you aren't involved. Being there in the thick of it must have been dreadful :(
    Sounds good so far Catt. Fingers crossed you'll be kept on when the new buyers arrive too. I've seen redundancies being dealt with in other companies and I agree, its very upleasant, even if you aren't involved. Being there in the thick of it...
    Sounds good so far Catt. Fingers crossed you'll be kept on when the new buyers arrive too. I've seen redundancies being dealt with in other companies and I agree, its very upleasant, even if...
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  3. redstar

    Sky Angle Cowboy

    Lovely story Redstar though I have had to watch it twice because the first time it really upset me and had me in tears:o I have put it in my favourites so that I can send it on to my friends:) ...
    Lovely story Redstar though I have had to watch it twice because the first time it really upset me and had me in tears:o I have put it in my favourites so that I can send it on to my friends:) Thankyou for sharing it with us:thumb:
    Lovely story Redstar though I have had to watch it twice because the first time it really upset me and had me in tears:o I have put it in my favourites so that I can send it on to my friends:) Thankyou for sharing it with us:thumb:
    Lovely story Redstar though I have had to watch it twice because the first time it really upset me and had me in tears:o I have put it in my favourites so that I can send it on to my friends:) ...
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  4. Paladin

    Flood Prevention

    :thumb: Well that sounds good news Nick & I hope they start work on it soon....!! At least they have recognised the need for it.....:thmb:
    :thumb: Well that sounds good news Nick & I hope they start work on it soon....!! At least they have recognised the need for it.....:thmb:
    :thumb: Well that sounds good news Nick & I hope they start work on it soon....!! At least they have recognised the need for it.....:thmb:
    :thumb: Well that sounds good news Nick & I hope they start work on it soon....!! At least they have recognised the need for it.....:thmb:
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  5. capney

    Chinese New Year

    In the Chinese calendar, I'm an Ox. Now...does this mean it will be a good year for me? :)
    In the Chinese calendar, I'm an Ox. Now...does this mean it will be a good year for me? :)
    In the Chinese calendar, I'm an Ox. Now...does this mean it will be a good year for me? :)
    In the Chinese calendar, I'm an Ox. Now...does this mean it will be a good year for me? :)
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  6. Pro Gard

    Prince Harry's 'joke'

    Exactly my sentiments Steve - couldn't have put it better myself :thumb:
    Exactly my sentiments Steve - couldn't have put it better myself :thumb:
    Exactly my sentiments Steve - couldn't have put it better myself :thumb:
    Exactly my sentiments Steve - couldn't have put it better myself :thumb:
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  7. jjordie

    Bulbs - electric light bulbs!

    Five energy saving lightbulbs for 40p. In store at Tesco until 27 Jan, five bulbs for 40p.can't say fairer than that.
    Five energy saving lightbulbs for 40p. In store at Tesco until 27 Jan, five bulbs for 40p.can't say fairer than that.
    Five energy saving lightbulbs for 40p. In store at Tesco until 27 Jan, five bulbs for 40p.can't say fairer than that.
    Five energy saving lightbulbs for 40p. In store at Tesco until 27 Jan, five bulbs for 40p.can't say fairer than that.
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  8. Loofah

    How much does it cost BT to send a bill?

    I wonder if anyone knows? I only ask as I've been in credit by £1.98 for about 8 months, ever since I left them!Do you think they'll ever realise and actually stop sending me bills?
    I wonder if anyone knows? I only ask as I've been in credit by £1.98 for about 8 months, ever since I left them!Do you think they'll ever realise and actually stop sending me bills?
    I wonder if anyone knows? I only ask as I've been in credit by £1.98 for about 8 months, ever since I left them!Do you think they'll ever realise and actually stop sending me bills?
    I wonder if anyone knows? I only ask as I've been in credit by £1.98 for about 8 months, ever since I left them!Do you think they'll ever realise and actually stop sending me bills?
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  9. TortMad

    The girls enjoying the snow

    I couldn't agree more :D
    I couldn't agree more :D
    I couldn't agree more :D
    I couldn't agree more :D
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  10. takemore02withit

    Boots 75% off

    Mostly John, with a few bits and pieces thrown in. Smellies also which come in handy for birthday prezzies you've forgotten.
    Mostly John, with a few bits and pieces thrown in. Smellies also which come in handy for birthday prezzies you've forgotten.
    Mostly John, with a few bits and pieces thrown in. Smellies also which come in handy for birthday prezzies you've forgotten.
    Mostly John, with a few bits and pieces thrown in. Smellies also which come in handy for birthday prezzies you've forgotten.
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  11. capney

    Yorkshire stone wall

    Claire Keep it quite.. dont tell everyone... we may get a bit to popular. robert
    Claire Keep it quite.. dont tell everyone... we may get a bit to popular. robert
    Claire Keep it quite.. dont tell everyone... we may get a bit to popular. robert
    Claire Keep it quite.. dont tell everyone... we may get a bit to popular. robert
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  12. Kandy

    Jury service.....help.....

    I think you're right Kandy, sometimes its best to let sleeping dogs lie.
    I think you're right Kandy, sometimes its best to let sleeping dogs lie.
    I think you're right Kandy, sometimes its best to let sleeping dogs lie.
    I think you're right Kandy, sometimes its best to let sleeping dogs lie.
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  13. Sussexgardener

    Just wanted to share...

    Congratulations SussexG.I used to smoke when I was 15, but then my father caught me stealing his cigarettes. he said he didn't mind me smoking as long as I paid for them myself. I have never...
    Congratulations SussexG.I used to smoke when I was 15, but then my father caught me stealing his cigarettes. he said he didn't mind me smoking as long as I paid for them myself. I have never smoked since. :DWhy not put all the money you would have spent on cigarettes into a special jam...
    Congratulations SussexG.I used to smoke when I was 15, but then my father caught me stealing his cigarettes. he said he didn't mind me smoking as long as I paid for them myself. I have never smoked since. :DWhy not put all the money you...
    Congratulations SussexG.I used to smoke when I was 15, but then my father caught me stealing his cigarettes. he said he didn't mind me smoking as long as I paid for them myself. I have never...
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  14. wiseowl

    Woos Rant

    anytime Woo :)
    anytime Woo :)
    anytime Woo :)
    anytime Woo :)
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  15. Sussexgardener

    You couldn't make it up!

    Yes, the irony wasn't lost on the local councillors as they were interviewed about it. Some of them could hardly keep a straight face:lollol:
    Yes, the irony wasn't lost on the local councillors as they were interviewed about it. Some of them could hardly keep a straight face:lollol:
    Yes, the irony wasn't lost on the local councillors as they were interviewed about it. Some of them could hardly keep a straight face:lollol:
    Yes, the irony wasn't lost on the local councillors as they were interviewed about it. Some of them could hardly keep a straight face:lollol:
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  16. Scotkat

    Happy Birthday Digger

    A belated Happy Birthday from me too.
    A belated Happy Birthday from me too.
    A belated Happy Birthday from me too.
    A belated Happy Birthday from me too.
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  17. Freddy

    Quick, before it's gone !

    Shucks, they took it down....miserable gits ! :)
    Shucks, they took it down....miserable gits ! :)
    Shucks, they took it down....miserable gits ! :)
    Shucks, they took it down....miserable gits ! :)
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  18. Shobhna

    Our Christmas Holidays

    no amount of flowers or perfume will pay this one back and I shall remind him of it often. specially when I want something:yho:
    no amount of flowers or perfume will pay this one back and I shall remind him of it often. specially when I want something:yho:
    no amount of flowers or perfume will pay this one back and I shall remind him of it often. specially when I want something:yho:
    no amount of flowers or perfume will pay this one back and I shall remind him of it often. specially when I want something:yho:
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  19. Victoria

    Classy/Clever Marketing

    I love it when we talk about ads but admit that most of the time I just flick over, there's just far too many of them. My husbands favorite at the moment is this one. He didn't realise it was a...
    I love it when we talk about ads but admit that most of the time I just flick over, there's just far too many of them. My husbands favorite at the moment is this one. He didn't realise it was a take on the famous Morecombe & Wise act. They've done this very well I think. MONKEY AND AL "PG...
    I love it when we talk about ads but admit that most of the time I just flick over, there's just far too many of them. My husbands favorite at the moment is this one. He didn't realise it was a take on the famous Morecombe & Wise act. They've...
    I love it when we talk about ads but admit that most of the time I just flick over, there's just far too many of them. My husbands favorite at the moment is this one. He didn't realise it was a...
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  20. Pro Gard

    Wheres the justice?

    I've always said that the best way to deter rapists is to release them to Joe Public at a designated time and Place (media announced), and a 1 mile exclusion zone placed around said venue. so the...
    I've always said that the best way to deter rapists is to release them to Joe Public at a designated time and Place (media announced), and a 1 mile exclusion zone placed around said venue. so the Police dont interfere Once a few have been "played" with by Joe Public, there will be fewer trying...
    I've always said that the best way to deter rapists is to release them to Joe Public at a designated time and Place (media announced), and a 1 mile exclusion zone placed around said venue. so the Police dont interfere Once a few have been...
    I've always said that the best way to deter rapists is to release them to Joe Public at a designated time and Place (media announced), and a 1 mile exclusion zone placed around said venue. so the...
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