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  1. Victoria

    Plastic Fingernails

    Plastic nails...yuk, they would never be allowed in my job. Standing in the que at christmas I noticed something even worse PLASTIC TOE NAILS!!!!! I had to look twice but sure enough they sell...
    Plastic nails...yuk, they would never be allowed in my job. Standing in the que at christmas I noticed something even worse PLASTIC TOE NAILS!!!!! I had to look twice but sure enough they sell such things, all big and square...double yuk
    Plastic nails...yuk, they would never be allowed in my job. Standing in the que at christmas I noticed something even worse PLASTIC TOE NAILS!!!!! I had to look twice but sure enough they sell such things, all big and square...double yuk
    Plastic nails...yuk, they would never be allowed in my job. Standing in the que at christmas I noticed something even worse PLASTIC TOE NAILS!!!!! I had to look twice but sure enough they sell...
    Victoria, Dec 17, 2008
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    Poppy33
    Jan 21, 2009
  2. PeterS

    Food inflation

    Caged hens from another country perhaps?
    Caged hens from another country perhaps?
    Caged hens from another country perhaps?
    Caged hens from another country perhaps?
    PeterS, Jan 17, 2009 ... 2 3
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    Sussexgardener
    Jan 22, 2009
  3. capney

    Haunted I pod ....!

    I don't blame you :gnthb:
    I don't blame you :gnthb:
    I don't blame you :gnthb:
    I don't blame you :gnthb:
    capney, Jan 22, 2009
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    sweetpeas
    Jan 22, 2009
  4. Lyn

    Contents insurance.

    Just got a quote a third of the price the others quoted. Great. Thank you very much.
    Just got a quote a third of the price the others quoted. Great. Thank you very much.
    Just got a quote a third of the price the others quoted. Great. Thank you very much.
    Just got a quote a third of the price the others quoted. Great. Thank you very much.
    Lyn, Jan 23, 2009
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    Lyn
    Jan 23, 2009
  5. Aesculus

    What does SZ stand for?

    Thanks everyone!
    Thanks everyone!
    Thanks everyone!
    Thanks everyone!
    Aesculus, Jan 20, 2009
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    Aesculus
    Jan 23, 2009
  6. wiseowl

    Sat Nav

    Perhaps the nearest Police Station would be a better location to set? !!
    Perhaps the nearest Police Station would be a better location to set? !!
    Perhaps the nearest Police Station would be a better location to set? !!
    Perhaps the nearest Police Station would be a better location to set? !!
    wiseowl, Jan 1, 2009 ... 2 3
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    Kristen
    Jan 23, 2009
  7. shiney

    Congratulations Oktarine

    Best wishes Octarine on your wedding.Hope you have a wonderful day.:)
    Best wishes Octarine on your wedding.Hope you have a wonderful day.:)
    Best wishes Octarine on your wedding.Hope you have a wonderful day.:)
    Best wishes Octarine on your wedding.Hope you have a wonderful day.:)
    shiney, Jan 22, 2009
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    strongylodon
    Jan 24, 2009
  8. Scotkat

    Great Read

    Her indoors says that Maeve Binchy is a good read and she sure gets through a few books. The library in York had a sale awhile ago. Fill any bag for about £3! Well, you can imagine I came away...
    Her indoors says that Maeve Binchy is a good read and she sure gets through a few books. The library in York had a sale awhile ago. Fill any bag for about £3! Well, you can imagine I came away loaded. Keep us going for awhile. Reckon I got well over £100 worth at retail prices, maybe more. I...
    Her indoors says that Maeve Binchy is a good read and she sure gets through a few books. The library in York had a sale awhile ago. Fill any bag for about £3! Well, you can imagine I came away loaded. Keep us going for awhile. Reckon I got well...
    Her indoors says that Maeve Binchy is a good read and she sure gets through a few books. The library in York had a sale awhile ago. Fill any bag for about £3! Well, you can imagine I came away...
    Scotkat, Jan 25, 2009
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    capney
    Jan 25, 2009
  9. Sussexgardener

    A Short Stay in Switzerland

    What is worse is that friends/relatives who accompany someone to Switzerland can be prosecuted upon their return to the UK-there have been several high profile cases recently concerning this.
    What is worse is that friends/relatives who accompany someone to Switzerland can be prosecuted upon their return to the UK-there have been several high profile cases recently concerning this.
    What is worse is that friends/relatives who accompany someone to Switzerland can be prosecuted upon their return to the UK-there have been several high profile cases recently concerning this.
    What is worse is that friends/relatives who accompany someone to Switzerland can be prosecuted upon their return to the UK-there have been several high profile cases recently concerning this.
    Sussexgardener, Jan 25, 2009
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    Sussexgardener
    Jan 27, 2009
  10. PeterS

    Credit crisis - who's to blame?

    Of course he did-it`s a nice little earner all that road tax and parking fines and petrol tax.
    Of course he did-it`s a nice little earner all that road tax and parking fines and petrol tax.
    Of course he did-it`s a nice little earner all that road tax and parking fines and petrol tax.
    Of course he did-it`s a nice little earner all that road tax and parking fines and petrol tax.
    PeterS, Jan 23, 2009 ... 2
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    lollipop
    Jan 27, 2009
  11. roders

    Here is a concrete crusher.

    Robert, the ultimate recycling machine HAS to be the worlds largest shredder. It`s based in Newport and can " Process " 400 cars an hour. it can only work every other day because it " eats " 1...
    Robert, the ultimate recycling machine HAS to be the worlds largest shredder. It`s based in Newport and can " Process " 400 cars an hour. it can only work every other day because it " eats " 1 tonne of itself every 24 hours of operation.:gnthb:
    Robert, the ultimate recycling machine HAS to be the worlds largest shredder. It`s based in Newport and can " Process " 400 cars an hour. it can only work every other day because it " eats " 1 tonne of itself every 24 hours of operation.:gnthb:
    Robert, the ultimate recycling machine HAS to be the worlds largest shredder. It`s based in Newport and can " Process " 400 cars an hour. it can only work every other day because it " eats " 1...
    roders, Jan 30, 2009
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    daitheplant
    Jan 30, 2009
  12. redstar

    Church Choir

    Thanks for the link Terrier - it worked fine. Nice stuff Redstar!!:gnthb:
    Thanks for the link Terrier - it worked fine. Nice stuff Redstar!!:gnthb:
    Thanks for the link Terrier - it worked fine. Nice stuff Redstar!!:gnthb:
    Thanks for the link Terrier - it worked fine. Nice stuff Redstar!!:gnthb:
    redstar, Jan 28, 2009
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    Dave W
    Jan 31, 2009
  13. Marley Farley

    Passing of another great singer..! John Martyn

    Hi Marley, as you say, talented and unique.
    Hi Marley, as you say, talented and unique.
    Hi Marley, as you say, talented and unique.
    Hi Marley, as you say, talented and unique.
    Marley Farley, Feb 1, 2009
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    Freddy
    Feb 1, 2009
  14. capney

    Motorbike madness

    Bob.. Wow..At least guys have a parachute..:gnthb:
    Bob.. Wow..At least guys have a parachute..:gnthb:
    Bob.. Wow..At least guys have a parachute..:gnthb:
    Bob.. Wow..At least guys have a parachute..:gnthb:
    capney, Feb 1, 2009
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    capney
    Feb 2, 2009
  15. Scotkat

    Clouds this morning

    I dont know whats worse the snow on our 100 year old tv or the snow outside ? :hehe: :hehe:
    I dont know whats worse the snow on our 100 year old tv or the snow outside ? :hehe: :hehe:
    I dont know whats worse the snow on our 100 year old tv or the snow outside ? :hehe: :hehe:
    I dont know whats worse the snow on our 100 year old tv or the snow outside ? :hehe: :hehe:
    Scotkat, Feb 2, 2009
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    nathan7
    Feb 2, 2009
  16. redstar

    for OUR Children

    Very clever.
    Very clever.
    Very clever.
    Very clever.
    redstar, Feb 2, 2009
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    shiney
    Feb 3, 2009
  17. Ivory

    Birthday!!!

    Thanks everyone :) :)
    Thanks everyone :) :)
    Thanks everyone :) :)
    Thanks everyone :) :)
    Ivory, Feb 2, 2009 ... 2
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    sweetpeas
    Feb 4, 2009
  18. walnut

    He gets my vote

    I was once summoned as a witness for the prosecution, and had to go to court. I had no objection to this, and told the copper that first took my statement that I would do whatever was required....
    I was once summoned as a witness for the prosecution, and had to go to court. I had no objection to this, and told the copper that first took my statement that I would do whatever was required. While I was in the waiting room at the court, waiting for my turn to give evidence, I overheard...
    I was once summoned as a witness for the prosecution, and had to go to court. I had no objection to this, and told the copper that first took my statement that I would do whatever was required. While I was in the waiting room at the court,...
    I was once summoned as a witness for the prosecution, and had to go to court. I had no objection to this, and told the copper that first took my statement that I would do whatever was required....
    walnut, Jan 31, 2009 ... 2
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    clueless1
    Feb 4, 2009
  19. Pro Gard

    Pigeon fancier

    It`s all right Shobhna the pigeons are smuggling that in in their crops.:gnthb::hehe:
    It`s all right Shobhna the pigeons are smuggling that in in their crops.:gnthb::hehe:
    It`s all right Shobhna the pigeons are smuggling that in in their crops.:gnthb::hehe:
    It`s all right Shobhna the pigeons are smuggling that in in their crops.:gnthb::hehe:
    Pro Gard, Feb 4, 2009
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    daitheplant
    Feb 5, 2009
  20. capney

    You think you have had a bad day !!

    Hear, hear. You're a good bloke. Now, stop swaggering and put that kettle on:) Seriously, well done to both you and her. cheers
    Hear, hear. You're a good bloke. Now, stop swaggering and put that kettle on:) Seriously, well done to both you and her. cheers
    Hear, hear. You're a good bloke. Now, stop swaggering and put that kettle on:) Seriously, well done to both you and her. cheers
    Hear, hear. You're a good bloke. Now, stop swaggering and put that kettle on:) Seriously, well done to both you and her. cheers
    capney, Jan 23, 2009 ... 2
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    borrowers
    Feb 5, 2009
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